Thoughts on Laufey (pronounced Lay-Vay)? Favorite albums, songs?
>>131604113For me it's Fragile
Nepo scum, one of the worst cases. I hate this faggot.
>>131605703Her mother is a Chinese classical violinist, not a music executiveStay mad incel
>>131604113Too derivative, just because she brought bossa nova to mainstream doesn't equate to talent
>half white>half chinese>grew up in iceland where there is no sun>as brown as an indonesianexplain
>>131605760Who's her dad?
>>131604113>pronounced Lay-VayNo, absolutely not, fuck this.
>>131604113>foreigners doing bossa novaBig yikes.
>>131605964Joe Biden
my wife!
>>131608397>chud mind cant comprehend different syllables
>>131605760big feet
>>131604113I am calling her lawfey to her fucking face and flipping her the bird and I don't even give a SHIT.
>>131608887Alysa is so insanely hot, oh my god. It MAKES ME WANNA SAY I AM UN CHIEN ANDALUSIAI AM UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA I AM UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ALYSA AHAHAHA HOOOOOO
>>131604113I don't think I've drank enough matcha or read enough feminist literature to give a valid opinion on her.
>>131605760KWABYWNBAW
JEWISH THREAD ALERT
>>131605783there's a weird lack of logic to that,you sound like you just want to dislike her, like this cringe, woke idiot:https://youtu.be/68zOvCLwcL8
>>131605964no one important. he lives in ICELAND ffs. even if he was President of Iceland, he'd only be the President of 376,000 people.she's not a nepo, that guy is making shit up
>>131608397yeah different countries have different languages and pronunciation. how is this hard for an American to understand, you speak both Spanish and English.
>>131610020working in finance doesn't mean you're rich and powerful lolmaybe a regular job seems like magic to you and your peers but most people understand that 98% of jobs are not C-suite shit
>>131605760>>131611391>>131611440Demented, willfully ignorant, mind numbingly naive. The world works a certain way, get used to It.
>>131605760She isn't going to have sex with you.
>>131611640Which "high-level positions", exactly?What's this from?
>>131604113Her lyrics are *tips fedora* tier. Very cringe stuff. And the music is quite tacky. She's more of a pastiche than a serious artist.
>>131611746>demanding source in one last desperate attempt for a gotcha momentJust hide the thread bro
>>131605760I literally cant tell which one is the mom holy kek
>>131612134interesting. some examples of those lyrics?what about the music is tacky? who are your favourite (living) jazz artists?
>>131612147because that's her twin sister not her mother lmao
>>131612151The main line I remember was>quite the job you've done on me, sir>youve been hosting parties in my mindMade me unironically gag. And it's just weird to hear jazz that sounds like pop music with 7th chords. It's like a flat beer. But it's for tiktok girlies not me.
She's a cute
>>131605760Fridge bod :/
>>131604113She's mid. But incels love her.
i'm not attracted to hersome people arei don't like her musicsome people doat least people don't talk about her all the time
>>131612278>incels love herSource?
Laufey a cute. A cute!
>>131617345Uggo hag chungus bug woman
>>131617345>talented>educated>trad>pure
>>131618148>talented>trad>pure Lol these are things you believe lmao really
>>131604113Annoying just like most of these indie foids
>>131617345>selfie with book stackPerfomative
I'm not gonna lie I have a crush on her that's why I come ITT and bully her and shit on her. There I said it. Her music is actually lame though but she as a person is cute.
>>131618275Liar
"We love you Laufey", we say in unison
>>131618174you're really saying she's not talented? you don't have to like her but come on
>>131620234all her songs literally sound the exact same im tired of hearing about this bitch
>>131605964J$
>>131613967>>131618148
i tried listening to some olivia rodrigo and after 15 seconds i was like "do people seriously listen to this????"
>>131620462Exactly this>1st song yeah met a cute boy, pls look my way>2nd song hmm I like this boy but boohoo he no look at me why>3rd song something something yearning pls i love you plsss only +ve is her jazz chords, but that too gets pretty fatiguing, it's more or less sappy french cafe BGM shit at some portlandia hipster coffee shop
>3 days later>My Laufey thread is still up
>>131604113This was the first song of hers that I listened to (someone posted it a few years ago in the metal general of all places):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSD_L-xic9o&pp=ygUGTGF1ZmV5I didn't know it was an original song - it sounded like a cover of an old song that I heard before.
>>131622210I hate her. I hate this tiktok quirk chungus retro shit. I hate her annoying dance moves. I hate her self-assured demeanor contrasted with the tacky music. I hate pop music with all the chords converted to sevenths played on jazz instruments. I hate this annoying bitch so much. I'm in love with her.
