It was twenty years ago todaySgt. Shitters taught the band to sprayThey’ve been shitting in and out of styleBut they’re guaranteed to leave a mile-long pileSo may I introduce to youThe act you’ve known for all these yearsSgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandWe’re Sgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandWe hope you will enjoy the stenchSgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandSit back and let your asshole clenchSgt. Shitters stinky, Sgt. Shitters stinkySgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandIt’s wonderful to be hereIt’s certainly a thrillYou’re such a lovely audienceWe’d like to crop-dust your fucking faces with usWe’d love to crop-dust youI don’t really want to stop the showBut I thought you might like to knowThat the singer’s going to rip a wet oneAnd he wants you all to drown in shit alongSo let me introduce to youThe one and only Billy SmearsWhose ass is leaking liquid shit and tearsAnd Sgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club Band… yeahWe’re Sgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandWe hope you choke on every fartSgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandSit back and let us fill your lungs with shitSgt. Shitters stinky, Sgt. Shitters stinkySgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club Band!
>good evening m'lady>may I offer you a touch of the 'tism on this fine summers eve?>mayhaps youd like to come back to my abode and persue my extensive collection of low effort beatles threads I samefag because no one bothers engaging in discussion anymore>no? haha, dont worry mlady, ill try again on the morrow