Bow down!
>>131624708fella lately
>>131624708billboard charts are basically meaningless in the streaming era though. mariah actually earned that record
>>131624708I wish she was actually hot and not a shapeless, fridge with man-hands looking like a troon
>>131624794pre internet shit was no less manipulatedmariah is an excellent and talented singer in her own right, however marrying Mottola surely had a less than zero impact on her ascension
>>131624794How do you figure. You act like nobody is actually streaming Langley's song which is incorrect. She earned it too. The rankings are trying to measure popularity. Which pre-streaming meant people buying physical copies of the single or radio play. And now that equates to streaming. But they're trying to measure the same thing (popularity/frequency of plays)
>>131624708They are not going to like this one
>>131624708the song is a CIA psy-op to romanticize and eroticize cuckqueaning among white women in fly over states, thus further deteriorating the burger family unit, she's literally thinking of him with another girl and "jackin off all by myself"
>>131624794Mariah didn't earn the record until the 2020s, Einstein. That's well after the 'streaming era' began. If Ella's doesn't count, neither does Mariah's.
>>131624708>Ella Langleyive never heard any song by her. amazing how even the most popular song or singer has zero cultural impact anymore
>>131624708all I want for christmas is you is eternal. This is some shill job in a dead industry
>>131624708who? i stopped listening to radio shit when pandora became a thing.
>>131624794I have heard that song multiple times a day as muzak non-stop since the spring. She's clearly the number 1 hit and would probably be even bigger in the pre-streaming time periods as her huge label would have done the payola.
>>131624979I think she's cute, I just wish she didn't do that lip filler shit.
>>131628429You can see her on the charts but I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her music
>>131624708i listen to this every day when doing bicep curls at planet fitness
>>131628429#1 song on spotify ever apparentlyCountry fans? Payola? Bots?
people don't hear these songs because they're not in any place that's accessible to hear them. traditionally you'd hear new songs on the radio/in the supermarket but those only play boomer music.
And it sounds like any other song
>>131624708Seems like an artist who is nondescript. The song might play on radio but doesn't really stand out that much, and the name isn't ubiquitous like you would assume for someone with the "#1 song of all time". It does not correlate with the reach, where it would be like the annoying guy or Karen at your work never shutting up about it. Taylor Swift is far closer to that than this
Maybe the reason it’s popular is because its like the current trend of girl pop but with just enough country to get that Taylor Swift crossover
>>131628579>>131628446boring chart filler has always existed, this song is not anything unprecedented. see here. top 10 Billboard hit in 1977. forgettable as shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBorKd8P6c
>>131628672but nowadays is like if every song was this or You Light Up My Life
>>131625358I didn’t listen to the lyrics that close. So your saying that it’s a cuck queen song
>>131628762>TFW no cuck queen orange gfWhy even live
>>131628762absolutely, she's singing romantically about accepting that her man just has to fuck badder bitches than her
anyone hating on this is telling on themselves. you're under a rock if you don't know this song. and if you're pretending to not know or it's not a hit you're a lying retardthis song is everywhere right now. believe me if i know it, that means it's pretty mainstream unless you're really really old or something. i wouldn't say it's better than mariah's 3 songs on the list (but as good) but it is better than the other songs that had the record for the most weeks before. and those were actual bad songs that i don't think anyone liked or wanted to hear, they just got spammed by the radio.
>>131624708she looks like she goes to the same tanning salon as drumpf
>>131624708I thought it was meh, the chorus melody was catchy but I do not remember any of the lyrics and I don't really like it enough to want to. I heard it out in public exactly once I think so I know it has been getting airplay, but it doesn't scream longest running #1 song of all time, it feels like it goes in one ear and out the other.
Fuck you for posting this. Fuck you for posting this bitch's stupid ugly face you vapid piece of shit.
>>131630999i don't hate on it but i'm not aware of what the song is about and i don't have a positive or negative opinion of it
>>131631562Please I'm.urging you to hate it with every fiber of your being.
oh sweet another mainstream forced meme
>>131624708Good for her I guess. I don't really know who she is or what her music sounds like though. She isn't a thing here in Eastern Europe.
>>131630999>you're under a rock if you don't know this songbro my hobby is music. i listen to it & collect it and even read about it as evidenced by being on this forum. but i have never heard this song. i even like country music just not any current country music. im out & about to so its not like im a shut in
>>131631632If he's not a shill he might as well be. Don't let this fucking trash tell you shit is shinola. I had the unfortunate experience of hearing this trash on youtube or the TV or something, without an pre concieved notions, and just being so uttery unimpressed and dissapointed with it. I remember when Tayler Swift came out with "Anti-Hero" a couple years ago and feeling embarassed about how much I liked it. That's good pop. This? This is literally like that shit that they force children to play at gunpoint in North Korea. Fuck the people who made this, and fuck the radio stations taking the payola to air it on their station, you disingenious pieces of shit. Gutless swine.
>>131628672she'll have a long career. really has a feel for country music.this particular single is kinda meh tho.
