>read /gg/ and other guitar forums>"dude you need to warm up every day with these scales and these modes and you need to know your triads and play by ear and practice with a metronome. don't you know that bad habits are hard to break the longer you do them?'>check their bandcamps and youtube links>their music sucks>watch interviews with the best guitar players of all time>"I don't even really practice. I just play.">"The worst thing you can possibly do when playing guitar is think. Once you start thinking, you sound like shit. Stop thinking.">"Do I know theory? no, not really. I just play by feel.">"when I first joined the band I was worried that I was a fraud and the audience would be critiquing my playing since I never really took lessons or anything. Then I realized that you could literally play the same solo over and over and over again and 99% of the audience wouldn't notice. That gave me a lot of confidence."
>>131656747it's all ngmi cope
post your own bandcamp for judgement instead of quote posting things that never happened coward
>>131658470Not OP but I agree with his sentiment so heres my bandcamphttps://eschewyou.bandcamp.com/track/holy-moments
>>131656747>is just okay at instrument >does mental gymnastics and makes shit up to cope
keep practicing anon and one day you'll be able to play like this toohttps://x.com/Phoenix2A_1980s/status/2087720852116697155
"learning theory" the traditional way is retarded because it mandates that you learn a ton of shit that likely isn't applicable to the kinds of music you want to play and you can't just unlearn those things.
>>131658580>any thats why instead of playing a gig on friday night im shitposting on 4chan
>>131658629why do npc guitar players think everyone's main goal is gigging or jamming? most people that play an instrument have no interest in either of those things.
>>131658661your right bro, keep 1 4 5ing your way to simple glory while shitting on and judging others yourself like the OP post because those rules dont apply to your smooth brained ass.
>>131658708>If you don't know theory all you do is play 1 4 5brainlet take
>>131658712unless youre >>131658571 prove me wrong
>>131658723how about you prove you're capable of playing something that's not utterly trite and generic
You're music IS more popular and enjoyable to listen to than a negro who couldn't sing and who learned to play on a one string ukulele and never studied music theory, RIGHT!?
Music theory guitar nerds get aborted in the womb because they get utterly mogged theory wise by classical and jazz players yet nobody gives a shit about classical and jazz guitar.
>>131660614>nobody gives a shit about classical and jazz guitar.*and nobody should
>>131658778>play a bunch of random notes>accuse any haters of being low IQ plebs who know nothing about music theory or jazz
>>131660652kek>they hate him because he told the truth
>>131660652this