>>131664289Announcements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Chappy won.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/september-09/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.08.25-2026.09.25/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.08.25-2026.09.25/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
where's bina
#Imagine you come out of your forehead transplant.. "Chappell I'm out alive!" you scream.. "who do you think gave you the forehead?" she says, smiling
>>131667587
chappell roan is insidiousfakeperformative
I am tired and quitting the whole gooning, porn shit whateverI am tired, I am going to take my meds and keep on just to kill my libido
Liv, Liv, LivDon't prove I'm right!Liv, Liv, LivDon't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice!Heartbreak is one thing, my Maddie's anotherI beg you, don't embarrass me, mothertrucker,Liv, Liv, Livvvvv ahhhhhh!!!
>>131667644True, "good luck babe" is catchy though
>>131667661Lift light weights and wall or jog and then jerk off once a week. You need a different routine and some physical activity that's good for the mind
>>131667691she break up with her private equity bf?
>>131667695Nah Im bored with all of it, nigga, its so boring.I dont feel horny at all
I wanna play guitar with that Jane trip again
>>131667728>boredThat's what I'm saying. You need to do something new for awhile
>>131667726it's rumors atp but yeah
>>131667644cannot be. she's not an average male!
>>131667684me but with her whole discography
>>131667756Nights like this I kinda wanna suicide nglSo boredNot even boppers/teenagers get me hard anymore, irl or porn I am bored of everything
>>131667847You got to find something else to occupy your time. too much of the same thing is bad. I don't know what to tell you but I hope things work out
>>131667862Already tried, nothing worksI need stronger shit just to feel something
>>131667895Take some psychedelics. A mild Trip can reset your brain better than anything a doctor can give you. Like find some shrooms or low grade acid. You'll be cumming blueberries and strawberries sooo fast
>>131667902Cumming what?I am also bored of talking to people online, not you or here but other accounts and stuff
>>131667920Can I jerk off for you on cam?
>>131667929Where? Discord? I just tell you I am retired of that.
might be over for real for our girl tay tay thi stime
>>131666647>Jane, my mental image of you is AdelaAwww that's sweet of you thank you darling
>>131667980I'm only semi drunk! Guitar battle!!! I'll play wildest dreams by taytay ;-)
>>131667749I made a new cool tone on my pedal but my sleepy ass is still in bed. I also tuned up to E standard so I gotta learn how to bend again. D standard is elite ball knowledge but my nut is probably poorly slotted for I had a lot of open string buzz
fuzz pedal fuckery
>>131667998No fuzz just tube comp and light eq
>>131667993Go line out of the processor into an audio interface and record with headphones. For this shit, I use a Roland micro cube, record on my phone mic and normalize the audio lol
Whatever dude. I'm gonna get drunker
if you think about it, chappell is basically jesus. they also called him fake, performative and insidious too.
Jesus was a Carpenter
Jesus was a Carp
Chappy is allah incernate
Nuke Jew York. I want my foreskin back!!!
Welcome to Jew YorkIT'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOUWELCOME TO JEW YORKWELCOME TO JEW YORK
nine hundred million americans falling for the circumcision meme because ??? is the funniest thing that has ever happened
>>131668010Pedal > interface > record input and don't touch itHNYEEEGHhttps://vocaroo.com/17uNrRKeCRaS
According to a source, Sydney Sweeney has emerged as the frontrunner to play Britney Spears in Universal Pictures’ upcoming biopic "Sydney has become one of the names generating the strongest interest. There is no final decision, but she has the profile, range and familiarity with Britney's image that make her an obvious person for the filmmakers to consider. Millie has also been very open about how much the role would mean to her, while Addison, Bailee and Kylie remain part of the wider conversation."
according to a source, I want to impregnate Sydney Sweeney
The electric guitar was a mistake.
>>131668192I'm really drunk now, can't hit the high notes like I used toohttps://voca.ro/17Jyfg86WElf
>>131668196Play communist love songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekrWTwiiyFY
Play interstate love songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsdXUx61un8
>>131667644>>131667684Idiot
>>131668229Hope she sees this bro
>>131668216I respectAllan Holdsworth too much to play any music. I didn't warm up to sing high notes or have any hot tea or cocaine
>>131668239
>>131668239we don't need no witnesses to our excellence. a lightning not heard still makes a thunder.
My favorite shtickposter has to be the one who literally never tries to argue they just immediately deflect to something else >You said something bad about X? I'm not gonna defend X I'll just accuse you of liking Y
>>131668223https://voca.ro/1gqfo9vo3bI9Drunkkkk
>>131668284Faggot flute. What are you a Japoninese????
>>131668293because liking Y mostly negates your right to freedom of speech
>>131668196kino. would listen to a full length tswift cover record by this man
>>131668324Should've known this would be the response. Just forget I even sent it.
>>131668293This nigga has nothing, posts nothing, has nothing to say of any worth. I just do because I CAN. Stop being jealous, work your own art, nigga
>>131668342Drizzy lost faggot
>>131668347Post something you're proud of, faggot. I dare you. I used 5 percent of my power tonight
lol
>>131668293Kyle:Dude.... you have sex with children.NAMBLA Leader:We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away. Kyle:[slowly, for emphasis]Dude. You have sex with CHILDREN.
>>131668352>Post something you're proud of, faggot.
>>131668361Again using others work as a false sense of originality you are pathetic and worthless and dumb and so are all of your references to everything you video game fagot you know know nothing art motherfucker
Yeah, Taylor is over
choose your snack
Come in here dear Liv have a cigar you're gonna gooooo far!!!https://voca.ro/1rkiO87Kt8Te
Liv
>>131668399Billions are saying this
We’re never going to have anything again
>>131655294
>>131668412New York hates you Ava. They love meet n greet motherfuckers. I'll never forgive you. NEVER
>>131668341fwiw i liked it very much nonny. my mind went places
I value the judgement of New York residents deeply!
>>131668460new tour in 2027
>>131668464Jews in the sewers doing NOTHING but jew things. Kill someone other than Jesus already. Greeze. And I guess no one's Pink Floyd :-/
>>131668377nigga you didn't ask for something original you asked for something I'm proud of. you don't even know what you want or your brain is so fryed you don't remember what you wrote. waste of space ass BITCH
>>131668495I WILL SAVAGELY ATTACK AVA FUCKING MAX. I AM FUCKING OWED!!!
>>131668506You are nothing to me or this era of /wpop/ you aimlessly wake up and go to sleep worshipping what others have created. Tuck that dick back, you are less than nothing
Blood and cum are connected forever because of Olivia "Hemoglobin" Rodrigo
>>131668525You can't even respond with anything that I didn't post first. Hope your EBT and toothless mother suffer greatly in these original schtick times.
Shut up and sing Dua Doobie Doo already
>>131668520you can BET I'm gonna worship the creation of chappells roans
There’s a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician
I never thought Taylor would make a song worse than 22, but Cleveland now exists.
>>131668551I sang 7 different songs in front of people tonight. What the fuck have you ever done except jerk off to MY Dua Scooby Doo Schtick???
If Taylor died tomorrow, everybody would just shrug their shoulders and go on with their lives
>>131668572Nigger would loot the stores all over. Ebay and discogs would push their prices on CDs by 100,000 percent. We never even saw her naked
>>131668572Wrong. Everything she has made post-Eras tour would be forgotten and she would be considered to have a flawless career run and ended on top.What will really happen is that once the generation of girls that grew up with her music dies off, her music will as well. Because people, for some reason, despite how obvious it is to smart people, don't understand that her music is so intrinsically tied up with "lore" around her. People trying to analyze the lyrics to figure out which fuckboy is inside her this week. But once the Taylor Swift cult of personality ends and younger generations don't care about who some old bitch is fucking and all that's left is the music to stand on its own merits, history is not going to be kind to her.
>>131668551Really. What the fuck is your deal?? You don't copy anyone or anything else here in wpop. I don't like you and don't want to be your friend. You LOVE to pretend to be me! Come up with your own shit, it's not like you have anything important to focus on
>>131668511she absorbs every blow with sheer resilience
Not only that, but what are you so butthurt about? You don't even come up with anything original to respond with. It's like you're laughing at something and giggling so much that you fart and come and come and fart and then try to take the credit later on we're even doubling my post within the same thread. Fuck you. MOTHERFUCK YOU IN FACT
>>131668683Die in a fucking fire you worthless child piece of shit!
>>131667565
My Dinner With Schtickposter
My Breakfast With Bina
>>131668683pee pee poo poo
>>131668679oh i guess this>>131668740 is for you
>>131668720"TRASH""WORSE THAN AWFUL""HOLLOW""FLAT""JOYLESS""MINDLESS""MEDIOCRE"
>>131668720this looks like an early 2010's single cover
PRAAAAAAIIIISE THE CHAPPELL
This cocaine was laced with fent. I can sing Wildest Dreams better in my lower range. I went high cuz idk
Good morning, wpop.
Today I was at the Hungarian parliament. Apparently, that's how they spell parlour. I bet they have all kinds of cool parties in their: https://youtu.be/S7Z4UD2b5UU?is=braaàaæaaeaäp
>>131669132I've been there last year, beautiful building, i thought it was a cathedral first. are you on vacation?
>>131669132Send regards to Viktor Orban if you see him.
>>131669146I'm on permanent vacation. And I swear on all things holy, if you don't append your next post with Western popular music, I'm gonna shove my foot knee deep in your ass: https://youtu.be/9n5G0qFBsHM
>>131669177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgksfOYP0SI
>>131669177fuck off with that buuulllshit. whatever does permanent vacation mean, make sure to check out the museum of music and margarets island. looks like you have a nice weather, hope it stays.https://youtu.be/bke_2XyICOM
Fuck Europe and Fuck the Jews. Everyone is getting nuked soon
>>131669222You mad. I hope this doesn't make you more mad, but why would I go there, when I could go to Vienna, where the greatest real Western popular musician™ ever lived: Mozart: https://youtu.be/quxTnEEETbo
>>131669292i was in Vienna too. they have a museum in the building Mozart lived in but it seemed like a tourist trap for me. Mozart is originally from Salzburg. the museum in Budapest is well made, with headphones that change the track depending on where you're standing. it walks you through the history of hungarian music and modern music and it's effect on hungary. https://youtu.be/RoaY8GvTKlQ
visiting budapest was my cultural reset
>>131669325All sounds like wasting time, like what I've seen most tourist do. All while fucking up my ozone layer jetting off to the other side of the planet. Pic semirelated: https://youtu.be/_Mc_OM5oNA8
>>131669087You should always have fent test strips on you>>131669097Good morning :3
>>131669372you do you, i liked it and the parks were beautiful
>>131669517>propagating degenerate behaviourYou'll be one of the first to die.
>>131669535walking in parks? grim mindset
>>131669645mmm daddy's cummies
Swear to god my coke was laced
issa SUNDAAAAAYYYY
>>131669905TEMPORARY
Suntay
>>131669905>best album is Silk Sonic>mediocre at bestGrim
>>131670406calling 4 songs an album is funny
Why don't I want to handle my scrotum for fear of damaging the vas deferens or epididymis?
who up handling they scrotum
>>131670429Has 8 actual songs surprisingly
>>131670459>Patient Zero>Whore of Babylon>Pink Clouds>Cleveland!Did she hide the other 4?
>>131670429>*is not a 1h 15m album in your path*
>>131670512nobody knows what that is
>>131670505Anon I put Silk SonicTheres is no mention of Taylor Swift in that post
>>131670522She's right there in the middle
Why does it stink like fart everywhere Lazy Gaga popps up?>>131670519Just one of the most popular Canterbury Scene records
What do I do if I know a guy at work with a really big beard who calls me baby and sweetheart and the look in his eyes is like he's really smart and sees me through me and knows I'm a scared little kitten? I get the feeling he's like a daddy figure
he's not gay bro
Taylor doesn't take constructive criticism well because this would've never happened.
>>131670686This never would've happened if what? you didn't even finish your thought
>>131670701>smartest swifter
>>131670706nobody fucking cares about Taylor Shit
I have been with my wife for Nine years and I love my wife but since her niece Leticia I came back home and by the way Leticia is two years younger than Me I m 28 and she has a lot of things in common like myself by not liking being around about it she doesn't like talking to a lot of people but she talks to me I don't know it's because wife says I make her I just speaking to her anyway it's just like a little things I pick up but one day was real hard and she just got off work and she was wearing a shirt black pants jeans whatever and I said to her Leticia It is extremely hot how are you wearing that and she made a point to walk up to me right in my face and Windover forward pulled out like a wife beater and she was wearing and just exposing massive amount of cleavage falling out and you know she smiles at me a lot and she finds a way for me to have to come over to replace fix something car or house In a lot of times she's very assertive pro female power woman but she pretty much like I said is assertive to me not me but I need you here now for you and for some reason I run to her Is that normal
>>131670719Cook
>>131670727AG
>>131670686AOTY is a handy barometer for professional critical reception, but don't take it as gospel and certainly don't take it as a marker of quality.
>>131670744AOTY is just Metacritic for insufferable faggots
>>131670750:)
>>131670750this but also RYM and anyone who uses those sites should kil lthemselves.
>>131670750>>131670755When I linked the entry on Taylor Swift's latest, I was just shocked at the scathing critiques. I was already quite aware that TLOAS was TayTay's St. Anger moment, but damn:https://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/2044812-taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-the-encore.phphttps://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/1427175-taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl.phpOne year later, RYM is no kinder to it. Not that any of this matters in terms of sales because, if niche review sites influenced album sales, The Cure would be outselling AC/DC.
>>131670792kek
reputation taught Taylor that "critics" are literally worthless
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/LinusParkourTips/every-sponsored-page-on-rym/>Maggie Rogers>Notes From the Archive: Recordings 2011-2016 (2020) [Compilation]>Anonymous>September 18th 2026>First time sponsoredhttps://rateyourmusic.com/list/LinusParkourTips/every-sponsored-page-on-rym/2/>Maggie Rogers>Surrender (2022)>Anonymous>August 17th 2026>First time sponsoredhttps://rateyourmusic.com/list/LinusParkourTips/every-sponsored-page-on-rym/3/>Maggie Rogers>The Echo (2012)>Anonymous>July 17th 2026>First time sponsoredHmm, who could be sponsoring all these Maggie Rogers albums for the first time?
why is there so much femcel music going around?
Hi bros. Travis Kelce here. When I ain't doing lateral shoulder arm raises, I'm thinking about how pink black pussy is.
pink black pussy in your area
>>131671145Oops, forgot image.
>>131671156cute boy
>Fartano praised a Taylor Swift songOlivia must have blocked his number or something, sad
King Princess crashing out over being fake gay. Chappel will be in this position soon
Stupid topic, dont care
>>131671214>King Princess crashing outyou mean gold star lesbians. i could care less what those cornballs think.
>>131671232me when people start talking about Olivia
>>131671232Me when people stop talking about Olivia
I understand the Jacob Elordi hype now. I still don't care for him as an actor thoughbeit
Jacob eh Lorde E
Olivia
is a zionist
Hemoglobin
>>131671355before irony poisoning
>>131671298I was impressed with his acting in Frankenstein. I don't think he should be Bond, though.
>>131671371He doesn’t have the depth or the character to do bond. He’s more a male model than an actor. He’s made for cookie-cutter woke/rom-com hot guy roles.
Just make the guy who played Bond in First Light the next one
Idk why it’s even considered an issue who should play the next bond. Picrel was literally born for it.
>>131671445
>>131671434No
>>131671371I mean, Guillermo Del Toro was able to get a good performance out of Luke Goss>>131671445He's ancient and too famous
>>131671454It should be Dua’s husband
>>131671434Yes
>>131671464>43>ancientBond has never been some 22yo skibbidi-rizzler. From the first installment he has always been on the younger side of middle aged.
>>131671491He's always been someone models like, so short bald men.
>>131671491Amazon is looking for a Bond who can do multiple films for years
we need a deano bond
Just saying…
>>131671491Connery was 32 when he first played Bond. I think early to mid 30s is what they're looking for >>131671519Statham comes off too thugish
>>131671556If Livvycakes was in the 60s you'd literally never see or hear her because she's brown
Livvycakes
I still believe in Camlivia
>>131671593I don't get the mop top hair zoomers are wearing nowadays
>>131671603>40 dollars per cupFuck them Livvycake Jewish
>>131671601Are you one of those mfs with a fade?
livvies.... is this true?
Livvycake Jewish
r/livvyseethers
>>131671626All proceeds to Giv'at Ze'ev!
>>131671636Yes. Fake doesn't always mean big.
Livvy-Gvir
>>131671634Nah but I have curly hair. I gotta style it differently
tampering with bina's evidence
>>131671690Livvy-Grindr
ALL HAIL CHAPPELL ALL HAIL CHAPPELL
>>131671868So fucking ugly
>>131671883Idiot
>>131671885Extremely based "Idiot" poster
>>131671890Idiot
Why would worms have sex when they're so ugly?
>>131671890Ty>>131671898Stop pretending to be me
>>131671883>>131671890>>131671908idiot
>poster 131671883 is idiotcorrect :)
lewd livvyslewd binaslewd cholislewd chappys
ATTENTION FLUTEPOSTER if you're still aroundi need your help
>>131671937>>131671944yeah i mean him, I was confused :/ ALL HAIL CHAPPY
>>131671959oh my
Contemplating checking into a hospital
>>131672004what's wrong nonny
>>131672014Driggity drank too much
Contemplating Taylor
Seeing Resident Evil.
I dwiggidy dwank too much an nao my head hoppidy howt soooo much
>>131672057AHHHHH I'M SO JEALOUS. I don't want to go to the movie theater alone :/
Hey so tourist here. Not lying my wife likes Sophie powers and the song obsession is good. is that based or cringe. That's wpop I think
>>131672086Seems like you've got your titles mixed up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4Ye9XDuGA
New TayTay record!>Taylor Swift’s “Patient Zero” posts the biggest drop for a song by a female artist in Spotify Global history, falling from 13.7M streams on its first day to 5.5M on its second day — a 59% decline.Congrats <3
weirdo
what the hell am I doing hereI don't belong here
>>131672101oh wait yeah different artist it's Sophie powers obsessed. that was a cool song you posted though
Koilee always wins baby
>>131672105it's joever
>>131672105Everyone BTFOd lol
>>131672198
>>131672198i need thisbadly
>>131672198Shame about the music, but at least I can watch muted with my pants down
>Shame about the music
What does Olivia do on her days off
>>131672198Is this her new goonbait tactic?
wait so Sophie powers isn't wpop or is a literal who here?
>>131672286Canadian separation so probably
>>131672286I've never heard of her before but she looks cute and the song you mentioned is aight (listening right now)
>>131672266me
>>131672314kino
>>131672302well I wasnt trying to put her on the map, my wife keeps playing some other trash she made I only like that song so I thought heyyy 4chan has a wpop gen for that because I used to listen to older kpop. didn't realize she was a literal who
>>131669126
>>131672314New wallpaper
>>131672339
>>131672266Meet up with Cameron Winter
gotta love the chapster
>>131672198Being Livvys cute comfort puppy
>>131672263why did she do it
>>>/tv/223441229
>>131672363cute grandma
>>131672433lovely saggers
How would you kill yourself with a baseball bat?
>>131672445She'll probably talk about her own moral failings as well as her process of self-actualization, radicalization and her thoughts on the modern homegrown american fascist movement in AR2
>>131672491oh boy, can't wait for addison rae's daughter from hell
>>131672491Addison Rae’s The Road to Wigan Pier
Addison Rae
Who do you guys consider the best Bond? For me, it's Timothy Dalton, but Connery is based and a style icon to me
>>131672636I've only seen the craig films
Anyone else like Adela in here?The only wpop girl I like whose music I dont actually listen to is gracie other than that i think theyre good
>>131672652
The streets are not confident about Taylor’s prospects of getting AOTY
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
The streets are not confident about Olivia’s prospects of getting AOTY
>>131672636yeah it's dalton. he's the only one that brought some real menace to the role. a guy like that should be a little fucked up. shame his stint coincided with the soviets crashing out
media.gettyimages.com/id/421785668/photo/addison-rae-frozen-treat-indifferent.jpg
>>131672686I liked her earlier music more, prima is kind of boring in comparison
>>131672722Everyone's thinking this>>131672732Nobody's thinking this
>>131672427mama so grand!
>>131672732Everybody's thinking this>>131672722Nobody's thinking this
>>131672806Nobody's thinking this>>131672826Everybody's thinking this
>taylor and olivia
>>131672057update us when you finish it. i personally liked it despite the main character pissing me off sometimes
i liked bryangame niggas and game larpers are the most annoying demo so the director isnt gonna work on any other re stuff and thats ok ngl
game niggas
>>131672840this but unironically, both are shit
I support whichever one triggers ZP and Langleyfag
The streets are confident about Addison’s prospects of getting AOTY
VMA's red carpet is starting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfMYzww3bEs
yo katseye and pinky up are dogshit fucking faggots hersheys commercial keeps playing on YouTube and it SUCKS
my take is olivia has some good songs, great songs really, any ballad is shit to me personally but olivia is good, taylor has NO good songsid rather olivia than taylor
>>131672895
nobody cares what some third worlder from an undeveloped nazi refugee country that can't win a world cup thinks
>>131672891Message in a Bottle alone is better than Olivia's entire discography combined.
>>131672850>>131672076Thoughts: laughably and enjoyably stupid. I like that it weaved in monsters from Resident Evil 2 and Outbreak, and despite the slapstick tone, the film still keeps the terror ever-present. It felt more like Outbreak in that the protagonist is an average Joe rather than a trained specialist. Only problem is that all the characters exist only to die in increasingly grisly fashions.Still fun.
>>131669292https://youtu.be/quxTnEEETbohow is this better than taylor swift? taylor swift is the true GOAT the sasha grey of music