The Elvis fandom is dying
>this made foids drip puddles 100 years ago
Mogged by every single contemporary except Pat Boone
>>131684485>Mogged by every single contemporary except Pat BooneAnd Eddie Fisher and Guy Mitchell.
Ironically I think zoomers like him more than gen x and millennials
>>131684439Sex wasn't invented yet
>>131684439as if you look any better, fugly bitch.
>>131684485mogged every single contemporary but Pat Boone is the correct way to say that, ESL fren.
>this made boomers shit and piss themselves in fear
Nah, dey jus need 2 MEK TYME 4 eet, dur hurr..
>>131684439imagine seeing this nigga shaking his hips when all you'd ever seen was frank sinatra
>>131684838>>131684439to know why Elvis was such a big deal, you have to understand what mainstream pop was like when he emerged
>>131684402Elvis has no influence anymore, the Beatles are far more culturally significant and actual songwriters and creative visionaries too.
>>131685180Elvis influenced the best Fallout game. Elvis wins.
>>131685227>make an entire tribe centered on Elvis>didn't put any Elvis music in the gameWhat did Slopsidian mean by this?
>>131684964The worst of these? Oh boy I'm going to have to say it was Eddie Fisher.
>>131684402I vacation in Branson a lot, which is probably tied with Vegas for most Elvis impersonators in a city. This variety show I go to every year finally cut him from the act after years, possibly decades of Elvis getting two sets bookending the show. It’s literally over for Elvis as the last of the silents die and the boomers are getting ancient. Who does he have left, Lilo and Stitch fans?
>>131684485literally no one can top him at even his worsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-RycNKdJk
>>131685515>I vacation in Branson a lotI'm a West Coaster so I only know of Branson from stories and from what I hear it's basically a Campier, C-list version of Las Vegas for Midwesterners
>>131685552It’s got a well lit strip like Vegas but there’s no gambling, it’s very Christian, and is very family friendly. It’s kind of like Cracker Barrel, a little out of date and hokey but in a fun way. Silver Dollar City is a really good theme park, almost as good as Disney Land imo, but with an unironic toothless hillbilly aesthetic that might really annoy a west coaster like yourself.Like with anything overtly designed to appeal to red staters, most of your opinions on it will be filtered through an unsympathetic lens and made out to be much worse than it actually is. It’s not my favorite place in the world to visit but in terms of sheer variety of fun vacation stuff to do, it’s definitely top ten in the US
>>131685538This may be his worst health-wise, but in terms of songs, nothing’s gonna top the wonderful trainwreck that is Elvis singing Old MacDonald.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aloCerM3Uc
>>131685695lmao thats sick as fuck
>>131684686The name's Hank, and I'm the peak of masculinity. You are nobody.
>>131685515What Facebook page was this pasted from?
He will live on forever in Japan
Elvis? More like Smellvis
>>131684402tfw elvis impersonators will be a dying breed:(
>>131685538Damn this one is good. RIP Elvis, poor guy. Hope he is in heaven
Elvis looked like he had Down’s syndrome
>>131686372He looks closer to FAS than Downs if anything
>>131684964fuck you Mitchfaggot
>>131684402He's a g
>>131685244The rights were too expensive even when they had Marty Robbins and Frank Sinatra on the soundtrack and a bunch of Hollywood actors in the cast
>>131684402So is music, only dogshit garbage comes out in the 2020s, even AI already beats nearly all modern artists.
Elvis was a pedohile and groomer. Chuck Berry is the King of Rock. Suck my dick and swallow.
No shit? Al Jolson was MASSIVE and bigger than Sinatra, but his fandom is no practically more as well.
>>131686372Cope, see>>131686533
>>131686372he was just italian
>>131685658kek, well that shut onions boy up
>>131685658very sneedpilled post
