WAIFU MADNESS 2026 EDITION>>131683494Brackets and first polls below
Official brackets sorted in a totally fair and unbiased way (i pulled them out of my ass)
MTV Celebrity Deathmatch but with wpops
six sexos we got absolutely fucking raped
FIRST ROUND>FIRST ROUNDFIRST ROUND>FIRST ROUNDMATCHUP 1 - Taylor Swift vs. Six Sexhttps://strawpoll.com/wAg3QxQ8Wy8MATCHUP 2 - Billie Eilish vs. Maggie Rogershttps://strawpoll.com/NoZrzrzV3Z3MATCHUP 3 - Caroline Polacheck vs. Doja Cathttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8B9BpByYMATCHUP 4 - Tate McRae vs. Marinahttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DPDYAyQVoting will be closed and counted in 24 hours
>>131686948be grateful she's on it. i don't even really know her. a few of these i don't know actually but most of them i know. still a lot of my faves missing, too many to list
>>131686920>>131686937Is there going to be a loser's bracket?
>>131686953these were easy for me but i imagine it will get harder later on
Not interested in your bullshti bracket. I make cum.
>>131686971For now i say no because i'm lazy but if enough people ask for it then sure (which i imagine will happen if a fan favorite gets rekt early on)
does ava max still make music
>marina already beating doja
>>131687027what
Marina beating up Doja
>>131686920OP replace one of the literal whos with Clairo there's still time
why is marina even in this
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!
>>131687047which one there's a lot of literal whos
>>131686937CHAPPY BEAT LANGLEY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
all my favs are gonna lose....ash, six, april...only olivia lives on
no use in placating bird by including his cum sorceresses
TayTay sweepElla sweepCall it
Winner gets to be #2 waifu!
i'm only seeing 4 polls what are you reacting to
>>131687064Caroline's gonna crush Doja, so don't despair. Rightly so. Fuck Julu Cat. I'm rooting for my darling, but defeating Billie Eilish is a tall task for her.Real interested to see how the Ariana vs Phoebe match turns out.
>Ella sweep
this fuckin thing is gonna tear wpop apart
pumping pulsing penis pushing hot thick ballsnot>>131687070this general is my cumrag
i hope everybody votes the same way i do but i'll try not to get mad if you don't
I'm calling it, olivia vs sabrina or olivia vs taylor
>>131687076>Lights recently went public with her boyfriend outside of her marriage >Its not meIt’s not fair. Also I feel kind of bad that Beau is now one of those guys who has to say “my wife’s boyfriend” unironically
>>131687100Livvie looks like she smells so fucking good
Taylor is JPGSabrina is PNGOlivia is WEBP
>>131687096I can't vote. You have none of my waifus.
>>131687106she won't after i'm through with her
>>131687118we should have had a nominations thread beforehand so we can each suggest our waifus. in the interest of fairness
So I guess its a race for third1. LIGHTS2. Zara3. winner of OPs poll for niggers
>>131687112>Olivia is redditspot on mate
>>131687118I don’t vote because there’s no point in it, and it’s funny when people act like my one vote would have mattered at all
>>131687101Fucker deserves worse, but it is mildly amusing. Hope the bf is black.
Lights out he says as the tall strong black man lies on top of her covering her tiny frail skinny has been body
>>131687101wait, this must've slipped by me, source?>>131687152>blackShalom.
Sydney Sweeney is technically more Jewish than Gracie
>>131687160I'll have the autism he's having.
>>131687162On her instagram, there’s pictures of her with some podcast guy that looks like a discount Benson Boone, her reddit argued about it a bit too since that’s obviously not a situation you end up in if the marriage is good
wpop hot take: aside from cleveland the songs arent that bad
shaboozey > taylor
>>131687183Taylor should not have released Encore
>>131687190no one's saying this
churning ballsnot
look at this livvy
Taylor made Big Weenie by Eminem???
>>131687183But he already took me to Cleveland!
Taylor should not have survived infancy.
every taylor song is good. no taylor song is bad.
>>131687133I did ask for suggestions >:( but i'm sitting my white ass down and listening. If you fags can come up with 4 names to make up an extra round at the end i'll be happy to update the bracket, but only if there's a consensus!
>>131687052B I T E T H E C U R BITETHECURB
>>131687207No one believes this
I have Livvyfatigue
>>131687207I believe this
>>131687200>Hi! I love you...
>>131687052i voted based on the music quality only
I unsheathe my large, thick, oiled-up pythonesque black, meowdingo half-hard twitching raperod and saggy, fat, massive, ballsnot-filled and cum-bubbling, preslop-covered dark bronze doorknocker balls
>>131687205
Winner gets BLACKED for Christmas!
>>131687207what about bad blood
>Maggie Rogers - 3 votes
blacked for all the family, black as coal balls for everyone
>>131687229it's good. don't listen to the kendrick lamar version that doesn't count
>>131687183I kinda agree, but they're also just...there. I played a couple of Red cuts while driving yesterday. The difference in quality is staggering. I miss that Tay.
tay's weakest songs are the collabs like that zayn song. and ME! would've been good without panic at the disco, he ruined it
>>131687207She's released an album's worth of trash songs in the 2020's alone
>>131687252blasphemy
>>131687251a lot of her dessner collabs are really good
>>131687237you are a bigger taylor pervert than me if you can enjoy this song
>>131687259yes those are good
>>131687231we knew ninny was gonna game the polls
>>131687231>>131687273If only. Three votes are still nice. Buddy might be one of them because, well, he's my buddy.Caroline is crushing that worthless Cat.
I wish we had more waifus doing ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_050nEIMqw
>>131687267i am. i love that song
teenagers are hot and get me hard
results should be hidden until op updates
>>131687221Can I get a quick rundown on how Sabrina became the cat from Tom and Jerry
where's the rest of the polls where's the second round, is that tomorrow
>>131687306how much time do you have
>>131687304Tom Bina, such a sweetheart
its funny because sabrina's lips don't even look like that. it's exaggerated like a caricature of sabrina
im voting for beabadoobee over bina
>>131686986>>131686935Did we ever find out if that butt picture was really her
i would read a book collecting all of tom bina's fun and wacky adventures >>131687328lol no you are not. who is this beaboddoobee anyway lmao
>>131687328
>>131687239i wouldn't mind an album full of big stadium rock anthems like state of grace, no one's writing songs like that anymore. maybe she could collab with the edge or something.
>>131687334Scooby-Dua? what the FUCK?
Dua Dooby Doo, Where are you?I've got some cum to shoot now!You're not fooling me, cause I can seeHow tiny are your titties!
>>131687306Its just one deranged schizo who generates AI slop, none of us want him here.
>>131687353oh my god
>>131687357Idiot
>>131687353You stole that song from me
>>131687357he's hilarious
>>131687364You have a tumor in your brain, no nuts in your sack, are ugly and very poor!X-(
>>131687357idk i laugh at it sometimes
>>131687373You stole that from me too. Youve got nothing of your own.
>>131687364you been saying this a lot . everybody's stealing stuff from you. you sure you're not delusional
If you happen to get hard at a nudist beach do they kick you out
>>131687382Your attempts at copying me are pathetic
>>131686920Something wholesome:https://youtu.be/3StbJht7ltg
>>131687384I'm hyper creative and only post schticks once because I don't need to repeat them
a lot of times i'll see something posted that i've never seen before and another guy will reply saying it's stolen from him
This was a time when I was feeling really depressed because I had kind of gotten to a kind of bottleneck in my music, and I felt like I was playing the same thing over and over again, and I wasn't growing. I had kind of given up, and Tom Bugs noticed that, and he leaned over and he said: "don't play the butter notes...." And like you said, I was thinking, what does that mean? But Bugs said it, so it must mean something, so I had to figure something out! So I thought, what is butter? I said, butter is fat. Oh, fat... EXCESS! Oh! And so I figured out something about leaving certain notes out of chords that would make the chords really obvious. And the interesting thing is that when I did take a solo, I tried to also avoid those certain obvious notes, and it did sound very erratic, and I got the biggest applause for that! And I couldn't figure out, what are they applauding for? Now, thinking back on it, I think they felt, the purity of what I was doing. They felt the purity of the search. I think it just touched them somehow. And my playing was changed forever because of that one phrase that Bugs said.
>>131687395you're gonna run out of schticks, at some point the well will run dry
>>131687428what if he said bottom notes and you misheard him?
>>131687429I don't want to write or come up with anything new. You keep stealing and reposting my shit
>>131687338Yeah the rock songs sound absolutely massive, I had totally forgotten how punchy they are. It's high time to ditch Max Martin and his autismoid DAWing.
Is it happening
>>131687504DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!Imagine is Six Sex beats TayTay.
>>131687504>>131687506how what the fuck is going onwhat did you do
Vibe!!!https://youtu.be/OarQV4Xxp7Q
STOP THE COUNT
it always feels like everybodys trying to piss me off
>>131687504
>>131687509Well, TayTay isn't exactly popular with wpop, is she? People will vote for Six Sex just because they don't like TayTay.I'm just happy Maggie got three votes against an immensely more popular performer. Not that these polls mean anything, but a little ego stroking feels nice.
>>131687554evil bitch
>>131687557why don't you like TayTay :(
I'll vote Six Sex of bird faps with me. Need to see that bird cum
>>131687574you need to be put down.
Bird Bird Bird cum cum cum for the win win win! Sexooooooo
>>131687573I find her annoying and her perpetual presence tiresome. Her songwriting is banal, trite, shallow, sassy and formulaic. That being said, she's fascinating to study. That young women outside United States, including places like Venezuela and Indonesia, relate to her speaks volumes. I don't like her songwriting or her music, but others do including in places far removed from American culture.
>>131687611there's even some Swifties way over in Canada, believe it or not.
>>131687624That isn't surprising. Anglo-Canadian pop culture has largely been subsumed by American pop culture.
swifties..... don't look at the p4k frontpage
oh fuck what did those bastards do now
>>131686937It's over :(
https://files.catbox.moe/mf8ysi.mp4
>>131687756I can't take these seriously. The skin tone is off and her body doesn't remotely look like it. AI slop porn is just weird uncanny valley shit.
>>131687756When you need to scan your ID to access the internet. Remember this anon.
Taylor finna get BTFO on the first round.
dont forget to get your livvy juice!
>>131687820ethereal livvy
Olivia and the firstborn sacrifice to Baal
>>131687828So that's where all the dead babbies go...
>>131687772>you need to scan your ID to access the internetthat ever happens im killing everybody around me and then myself>>131687756we can post porn now? since when?
Olivia personally spits into every cup sold
Olivia personally squirts into every cup sold
>>131686953I like this pic it looks like a fighting game
>>131687918wpop waifu vs/tag fighter would be sick actually.
I voted Maggie :D
>>131687979Thanks :3
>>131687756who is this even supposed to be
>>131687979>>131687986
>>131688024What? Better than that fat, talentless blob.
but.... it's billie :(
She look like a man bro, it's time to give it up. At least Maggie is feminine.
wut? billie looks way more feminine than haggie haggie literally looks like an old manliterally thought she was almost 50 she looks at least over 42, not 32
Fat, droopy tits with a fridge body full of lard that as never seen a gym is in no way appealing
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MY HABIBTI
Wonned>https://x.com/howtoscratch/
do you like when women take their clothes off and get naked? i do.
Im training to make a new thread. Ive been lurking for a few months now and I want to step up to bat. I still haven't picked an image that would fit for a thread starter, so Im not 100% ready yet but keep an eye out for me because one of these days you might just find a thread started by yours truly. Here is one image I made that I considered using but as I looked at it I got cold feet and decided not to use. If I put the Wpop behind her head then it covered up the bulk and made it unreadable but when I seperated wp and op it kind of looks like it might say w poop or something embarrassing. Anyway im back to the drawing board
>>131688174I'm rooting for you. You got this.
I'm gonna vote so hard against Chappell and Sabrina when the time comes.
>>131688201what if they're up against each other, who do you vote for
no one is picking ashnikko over dua
>>131688230Guess Sabrina.
>>131688240gooning to lesbian fart porn
>>131688223You just KNOW she gives exceptional footjobs
Spurted the most creamiest, swirliest, pearliest cum for this particular Gracie
>>131688378Wtf why does she have so many birthmarks? That's fucked up
>>131688378wanna cum with you ngl
Sabrina is going to be really hot in her 30s.
>>131688417I would cum with bird
guess who i cummed to
Oiled up lesbian fart porn dual screened with tiny cheerleader girl butts?
i am so voting for chappell when the time comes. she's my #1.
These lips are made for suckin' and thats just what they do!
Hot town summer in the LivvyBack of my balls getting dirty and gritty
>>131688614Some of my favorite Ava's
>>131686920Putting Doja next to the disgusting old hag on Doja Tuesday is a cardinal sin
>>131687218i like to sit on my pancakes
I'll figure out how to spam strawpoll to make sure Olivia wins
screw you guysI'm writing in Ethel Cain
>>131688739As long as Taylor loses, I'll support anyone
>>131688796Idiot
>>131688796This but also all Taylor fans should be put in concentration camps (the kind where they murder you)
>>131688622the one with the green blouse is among my all-time favorites too
we're voting for Ava btw
Ava who?
wtf is ashnikkoanyway shes not beating dua lmaoreally shoulda put big names in here for more star power instead of so many randos and literal whos.
>>131686937some of these are more alternative than pop>>131688865what are you kidding
>>131688865Some flop that simps obsess over
theres only one ava>>131688876idiot
ava max is the quintessential pop artist. if you don't get her, you don't get pop. she is to pop what bob marley is to reggae, the textbook example of the genre
I left something in my toilet this morning with a more illustrious career than Ava Max
>>131688910Truth nuke
>>131686937Carly vs Kylie is so fucking unfair
>>131689009not for me. i know who i'm voting for.
vote Maggie!
>>131689153Biwwie
***VOTE BILLIE***https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzrzV3Z3
NINO ON SUICIDE WATCH
Maggie MUST win
I'm voting from my phone, PC, playstation and samsung smart fridge
Driving 60 miles to grandma's house to vote for Maggie
>>131686920
choli is literally me if i was a hot woman
Voted from my smart vape
Tayghoul
>>131689595I Lover :)
>>131689233These polls only reflect who this community prefers. I've long accepted Billie Eilish is more popular than Maggie Rogers. Maggie has even praised Billie in interviews and vouched for her online. Personally, I think Billie is boring and annoying. She looks exactly like some wigger girl I went to middle school with. Her face is also weird.As for you, Julu is rightly getting smoked by Caroline.
>>131689414EXTREMELY BASEDWe must support Nino in his hour of need
>>131689645No one in wpop likes Billie unironically
I want Maggie to win, so we get Taytay vs. Maggie next round.
>>131689666>>131689672>>131689684Well, thanks for the support, guys :3I'm just happy Maggie got 10 votes.
>>131689699all 10 by you :^)
>>131689709If you say so.
>Here's How Maggie Can Still Win
I voted for Maggie over Billie
>>131686920where is Adela??
>>131689275>>131689414>>131689915>>131689930She won my heart. That's all that matters.
>>131689930Based unironically
>>131686920Meanwhile, I'll be looking forward to Kyliefan's thoughts on Turbo.
>>131689979Indeed.
>>131689979Idiot
Livvy round 2 tonight!
>>131689990Shut up bitch
The stakes of this election couldn't be higher.
Tate taking over Marina is just sad
>>131690029Tatefag is seething no one likes his rat. He can't even keep his geneal up lmao.
This retard recommended Turbo out of all the Judas Priest albums lmao
>>131690029Marina is more musically talented but Tate has stage presence. In the game of Pop music, having the moves counts as much as songwriting. Not a fan of Tate at all but I understand why this community would vote for her.
>>131689990SEETHING
>>131690054It's underrated and better than Point of Entry. Also, this is wpop. Recommending Turbo for this general would make a lot more sense than Painkiller or Defenders of the Faith.
>>131690066If you're gonna recommend something from them, Rocka Rolla ought to be your top pick
>>131690090Heh, an old friend of mine loves that album. For me, it ain't the Priest I know and love. Sad Wings of Destiny is exactly where the band truly began.
Happy birthday Halsey!!
For that matter, Turbo is better than Ram It Down. It's the definition of overhated.
>>131690114*loses to fantano*
Livvy pits4pittsburg
Livvy
/wpop/... my strength is waning...
Did somebody say pits?
>>131690130She won bigly
We need Livvy vs Bina and Taylor vs Charli at some point
Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other.Why?Glory for the winner…humiliation for the loser…This is...LIVVYVSBINA
>>131690112I'm personally just not a fan of Rocka Rolla, Point of Entry, Turbo, Ram It Down, or their late '90s/early '00s work. Their discography is a real mixed bag. However, Rocka Rolla is arguably the best introduction to their softer side
>>131690177whomst
>>131690175Remember the episode where Livvy tricked bina into making out with a tranny? That was so hot
>>131690114>>131690162happy birthday! how old is this hotness?
>>131690193
>>131690201She turned 38
>>131690213holy shit she looks not a day over 25. how?
>>131690213Hag enjoyers eating good
>>131690225You can call her hag, but I would take Halsey (or Hayley for that matter) over Livy and Bina any day.
what do we think about trans wpop here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNYqwpx7Cys
We love trans folk here
>>131690181I'm a bit of a contrarian here and earnestly like Jugulator especially on account of Death Row, Dead Meat, Bullet Train and especially Cathedral Spires. Everyone hates that album except me. Yes, Ripper Owens is no Rob Halford. Doesn't matter. It's still better than most of Point of Entry and Ram It Down.For me, the best of '80s Priest is British Steel, Screaming for Vengeance, Defenders of the Faith and Turbo.Apart from Rocka Rolla, what other '70s Priest albums do you like? Me: Stained Class, Sad Wings of Destiny, Hellbent for Leather and Unleashed in the East.
>>131690248trvkie
>>131690192choli
>>131690204ugly hag witch nose just disgusting 0/10
>>131690252They're all fine, but if I had to rank them, it would look something likeStained Class > Sin After Sin > Sad Wings of Destiny > Killing Machine
>>131690246mentally ill trash>>131690248no one is saying this>>131690255samefag
>>131690283>>131690329Kill yourself ZP
>>131690246Great stuff>>131690248We are all saying this>>131690255Correct
Mogged Encore
>>131690283>>131690329LA Fitness has hired corporate mercenaries to destroy my good name because I exposed gym subscription fees as the scam they are.I am not a neo or classic Nazi, my political ideology is Vaushism with Nepalese characteristics
>the maggie vs billie poll has 42 votes while the rest has around 30 on averageimagine having to rig a trivial /wpop/ poll because nobody knows or cares about your waifu
>>131690329
I think the real news here is that LIGHTS is fucking niggers.
>>131690426>>131687273
>>131690426I think they're all coming out to support me rather than Maggie necessarily. I didn't rig shit.
>>131686953sixsexhavers we can still win
Real talk it's probably Langleyfag/some other fag rigging to make Billie lose because she's woke
>>131690511His bitch is gonna get kirked by a lesbian lol
>>131690348
>>131690511Maggie is as woke as Billie lol
>>131690629kek
>>131690634Maggie is an aryan princess tho not a fat jew
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