She's perfect bros..
>>131694907>tatsinto the trash
>what is Carly Rae Jepsen was a country girlI don't hate it desu
>>131694907>perfectNah. There's a problem with her cunt – my face isn't on it.
>>131694929>go to trashy cowboy bar>start complaining about tattoosHoly hell you soibois are sad.
>>131697852He's not literally at the bar while posting about it, doofus.
>>131694929Her bigger problem is the brown eyes imo. Still authentically Southern with great hair and a thicker body than your typical Hwood stick so a definite would.
>>131697924this is funny. I was chillen with 3 girls a few months ago and they were talking shit about guys with blue eyes. Never heard that in my life. Now you're saying brown eyes are bad. I've never seen eyes as a negative in any sense, they can either be normal or extra attractive imo
>>131697924>imoGlad no one takes that seriously. lol
She's a monarch victim evident from the excessive amount of butterflies in photos of her
>>131699578So what
>>131697948People are often attracted to their own eye color, it's not a new thing. A person with blue eyes probably finds blue/green to be the most compelling, whereas you'll often hear black people say they look soulless. This is how I feel about very dark brown/borderline black eyes. But if you have those yourself, you probably find them more compelling, and so light colored eyes are off-putting. I don't entirely trust people with very dark eyes. There's no real reason, it has absolutely no effect on that person's character. But they seem lifeless to me at first glance. We're merely animals conditioned to be comforted by sameness.
>>131699578would you sell your soul to become the king of the world in...... country...?
Perfect would be popping both caps and pouring them both down my throat
>mid bitch who looks 45 is perfect
>>131694907Everyone's a hag now
>>131700275Sorry but your theory isn't correct. You need a better/larger sample. eg I've got very bright blue eyes and my wife has beautiful brown eyes.
>>131702251Post gf for comparison, champInb4 hand.jpg
>>131704014I'm sorry we're not all attracted to rapidly aging one hit wonder bar hags
>>131704002https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9859853/Actually, your situation is anecdotal, but so is my irrational distrust of dark brown eyes. You can be attracted to differences, eyes and height and skin, but statistically most people are likely to match with someone who looks similar to them OR their parents. Humans are creatures of comfort, and sameness often equals comfort. But to you and your wife, Bono sends his love>Blue eyed boy meets a brown eyed girl>OHHH OH OH, THE SWEETEST THING!https://youtu.be/5WybiA263bw
>>131694907Shiner Bock is disgusting tho
>>131694929you guys will say shit like this and still swear up and down that you are somehow not gay
>>131704059Hi Mr Fox. Sorry you don't like grapes. >>131704621Thanks fren and Bono
>>131704674>Shiner Bock is disgusting thoThere is nothing like an icy cold Shiner bock in a dimly lit Austin dive on a hot day. Unfortunately most of those bars are gone. My gym in Japan used to have that duet Langley did with some hick a while back on repeat for a while. She seems ok.
>>131694907Can anyone recommend any pornstar that looks like her? For a friend, obviously. I'm not planning a furious wanking session.
>>131699578so she was in the sex kitten program? KINO
>>131694907who is this?
>>131694907She is perfected because her image was created in a boardroom to increase engagement based on current trends. I don't know how people can be passionate about "music" like this.
You can tell who the faggots are in here. Yes, it’s all her detractors. Nothin’ you all can do to unFAGGOT yourselves and get out of mommy’s basement. Mic drop!
lmfao you always know when it's the gay jews pushing goyslop onto the masses when they choose some titless, assless, hipless busted roastie like this to make famous. this skank looks like a 35yo dude in drag wearing a wig
seriously, there's no straight man attracted to fridge here
>>131712882>>131712916Go back to /hm/
>>131713344>saar you is the gay i promising this things
