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>Madonna, 68 years old

Would you?
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>>131695343
Would I do what exactly with nearly 70 year old Madonna? She is old enough to be my grandma and shit.
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>>131695343
yeah
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>>131695343
-if she'd stayed natty: YES!
-plastic Madonna: no fucking chance
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>>131695343
she was wearing depends at recent show kek

http://www.google.com/search?q=madonna+wearing+depends
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>>131695343
Yes...I will still listen to her music.
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>>131695497
Not a perv with a old lady incontinence fetish so not clicking on that link.
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Not really.
But her net worth is a hundred thousand times more than whatever I'll make in MY lifetime, so if she offered me..
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how many jew spells did she have to cast to look borderline human?
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the vma's performance was pretty great
younger pop sluts are slacking
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>>131696745
Yep...it was a spectacle amd Madonna/ Sabrina, and Charli ate it up
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They wonder why no one gives a fuck about the vmas anymore, I didn’t even know madonna had made any music in the last decade
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>>131697161
Just came out last week,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzhLWbvmic
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>>131695343
Nope, ewwww
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>>131697186
absolutely terrible and I liked brat
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>>131697186
i like it
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CBS/MTV finally released the full opening VMA performance in 1080P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF84Hmzmpwc
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I fucked a 62 year old black lady 10 years ago and i'd fuck her again now, so yeah i'd fuck Madge.
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Nope. People who would fuck the elderly are no better than pedophiles.

I definitely would that trollface next to her, though.
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>>131695343
No, not even young madonna, never found her hot
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>>131695497
She's been taking backshots for 60 years, she's probably hanging a pink sock these days
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>>131695343
giwtwm
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They gave her awards in 2026?
Why?
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>>131697646
thanks for the protip, Vikar
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>>131695343
And still looks clappable but who knows if she actually is.
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I still wanted to fuck her when Hung Up came out, she was late-fourties. I don't know exactly what my cut-off would have been, but she's too bogged and even if not, just plain old now
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>>131695343
She looks horrifying in the close up videos of her face so no.
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I'd do it for 2 sticks of RAM and one GPU
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>>131697669
wdym
jailb8 madonna was best
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>>131695343
Has she been unbogging herself?
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>>131695343
Probably not since I'm not into getting VD
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I would kabbalistically pound each and every hole
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>>131701081
btw if you put the word "jailbait" in an OP text of a thread it will autosage
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If she paid me for it.

Two-hundred an hour, minimum. Three, if she wants me to kiss her.
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>>131701081
You mean there was a time when Vadge *wasn't* washed up?
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>>131700582
Most importantly, the fucking VMAs still exist? Sheesh, they're as much of a relic from the past as Madonna herself.
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>>131702622

I respect Miss Ciccone's accomplishments too much to charge her.

Unless she wants anal. And even then, salad tossing would be free.
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>>131695343
No botox for a pussy, imagine the state.
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>>131697646
Absolutely grim
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>>131701081
She was *so* much hotter as a brunette.
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>>131695343
I’d rather fuck Troye
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>>131703834

We know, Kanye.



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