>Madonna, 68 years oldWould you?
>>131695343Would I do what exactly with nearly 70 year old Madonna? She is old enough to be my grandma and shit.
>>131695343yeah
>>131695343-if she'd stayed natty: YES!-plastic Madonna: no fucking chance
>>131695343she was wearing depends at recent show kekhttp://www.google.com/search?q=madonna+wearing+depends
>>131695343Yes...I will still listen to her music.
>>131695497Not a perv with a old lady incontinence fetish so not clicking on that link.
Not really.But her net worth is a hundred thousand times more than whatever I'll make in MY lifetime, so if she offered me..
how many jew spells did she have to cast to look borderline human?
the vma's performance was pretty greatyounger pop sluts are slacking
>>131696745Yep...it was a spectacle amd Madonna/ Sabrina, and Charli ate it up
They wonder why no one gives a fuck about the vmas anymore, I didn’t even know madonna had made any music in the last decade
>>131697161Just came out last week,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzhLWbvmic
>>131695343Nope, ewwww
>>131697186absolutely terrible and I liked brat
>>131697186i like it
CBS/MTV finally released the full opening VMA performance in 1080Phttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF84Hmzmpwc
I fucked a 62 year old black lady 10 years ago and i'd fuck her again now, so yeah i'd fuck Madge.
Nope. People who would fuck the elderly are no better than pedophiles.I definitely would that trollface next to her, though.
>>131695343No, not even young madonna, never found her hot
>>131695497She's been taking backshots for 60 years, she's probably hanging a pink sock these days
>>131695343giwtwm
They gave her awards in 2026?Why?
>>131697646thanks for the protip, Vikar
>>131695343And still looks clappable but who knows if she actually is.
I still wanted to fuck her when Hung Up came out, she was late-fourties. I don't know exactly what my cut-off would have been, but she's too bogged and even if not, just plain old now
>>131695343She looks horrifying in the close up videos of her face so no.
I'd do it for 2 sticks of RAM and one GPU
>>131697669wdymjailb8 madonna was best
>>131695343Has she been unbogging herself?
>>131695343Probably not since I'm not into getting VD
I would kabbalistically pound each and every hole
>>131701081btw if you put the word "jailbait" in an OP text of a thread it will autosage
If she paid me for it.Two-hundred an hour, minimum. Three, if she wants me to kiss her.
>>131701081You mean there was a time when Vadge *wasn't* washed up?
>>131700582Most importantly, the fucking VMAs still exist? Sheesh, they're as much of a relic from the past as Madonna herself.
>>131702622I respect Miss Ciccone's accomplishments too much to charge her.Unless she wants anal. And even then, salad tossing would be free.
>>131695343No botox for a pussy, imagine the state.
>>131697646Absolutely grim
>>131701081She was *so* much hotter as a brunette.
>>131695343I’d rather fuck Troye
>>131703834We know, Kanye.