Really badass women editionPrevious thread: >>131682380FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iI
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131696246schizo freak
>>131696246Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131696259
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131696462schizo freak
>Sweden has swedeath and d-beat>Sweden also has meloshit with incredibly gay boy band vocalsmeme country
>>131696274Your replying to a robot
>>131696656>Your
>>131696696It's a meme around here
>>131696726What, stupidity?
>>131696656It's not a bot kekIt's done manually every time
>>131696242what porn is that
>>1316970212 Girls, 1 Guitar
>>131697235
>>131696259>AAAAAHHHWWWWAHHHHHAAAHH>AHHHHHRAAAAAAHHHHAAHHHHH*guitar bends, soloing*>ONLY DESPAAAH>clean vocals>AND SO HOW NOW BROWN COW HOW NOW BROWNNNNNNNN>CALL MY MOTHER'S DDAAAAADDDD>In the cons-till-ation of the bl-ACK!>WEH>DOOOOWWI sure do love Anaal gents
>>131697246
>>131697248Fucking based.
>>131697248>luv Annal>luv 'Cockesimple as
Kaevum - Kultur saved my fucking life!
>>131697287wasn't a life worth saving
>>131697284>luv 'CockeOh yes
>>131696259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8jDqp_TaQ
>>131697293Shalom.
What future release could help revitalize the general?
>>131697334No, he's right.
>>131697353Burzum NEW
>>131697353that one Gojira EP that ate shit due to a hard drive failure
>>131697353Probably the new Dissection
>>131697353Terminal Redux II
>>131697353My demo when it drops
>>131697353New 200 Stab Wounds album comes out in February.
Thank you shr3ddit
>>131697372wut
>>131696259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRTvJCZjNFc
>>131696259This is so much better than their early stuff, holy shit.
>>131697361Shalom.
>>131697353Something Korean? Metal of course
>>131697749only if by Yeji
>>131697749What's her name?
Watching old live anal cunt footage and singing a long whenever seth points the microphone to the audience
>>131697353I don't know this general didn't even care for new Warning album
>>131697568F
>>131698286Based, but also throwing stuff across the room whenever Seth does it on stage
>>131698480Most posters here weren't even alive when Warning dropped Watching from a Distance
>>131697353The chats
The quest for nexus, had brought many men of genius... to insanity hahahaha
>>131697389sameunironically
>>131697389>>131698792>5% rating on MA
Guess which song this is from.https://voca.ro/1l31Nd8Oucjh
>>131697248Shame every album after that feels like a gradual decline into formulaic slop. Still like them but they're nowhere near their best.
>damn I have a lot of new death metal releases I want to listen to, alright let's check one out>oh look motorhead/slayer/razorevery single time
>>131698880there's just no good reason to survey most of the modern slop being churned out today when the classics are so great
>>131696242
>>131698935>major label records are a productwhoaaaaa hoooooly shiiiiiiiiit
>>131698944Thanks for missing the point
suffocation is riffless garbage
>>131698949I fully understood the point>mainstream metal is corporate as fuckany other point you pull from your ass is exactly that: an asspull
>>131698949Thanks for posting a shit reddit meme here
>>131698935Thanks for posting a great meme
>>131698944Which of these bands are on a major label?
>>131699012Do your own research
>>131699016You are supposed to trust the experts chud
>>131699012half of them are either on Century or Nuclear Blast despite that Maggot Stomp poster being in the image
>>131698935Kek this image really triggered some people
>>131698960Incorrect
>>131698960Incorrect.
>>131696242Do their armpits sweat during a performance? Like very sticky sweaty?
>>131696259>Basedmon BasedmorthLook at basedmouth lol
>>131699122Fucking gay ass nigger jannies. S.0ymon S.0ymorthLook at that S.0ymouth
>>131699122>>131699125Newfag doesn’t know about word filters lmao.
>>131698935>gatecreeper>boggOkay but why are you posting about hardcore in a metal thread?
Embarrassing blastings
EVERY MUSCLE STRAININNNGGGIT'S THE WAY OF VIKIIIINGGGS
The only based female metal musician itt hurk hurk
do milleniboomers really listen to anything released before 2020?
>>131699125how fucking new are you
>>131699262he's clearly a /pol/tard
>>131699183First day here?
>Burger hours>thread immediately goes to shit
>>131697392why is it called lowest form and why is this guy getting fondled in front of the actual art piece by a sexy tentacle
>>131699271also Brazilian hours
>>131699271it's barely 7am there, it's hardly burger
>>131699283so who's shitting up the thread?people in the middle of the fucking Atlantic?
>>131699293you're shitting it up pretty good right now, yuropoor
>>131699293euro NEETs or terminally online burgers
Black metal is inherently anti-semiticDeath metal is inherently homophobic and misogynisticDoom metal is inherently christianPower metal is inherently homosexualSludge metal is inherently not metal
>>131699193I bet she smells nice everywhere, and I do mean everywhere
>>131699301Incorrect.
>>131699301And (you) are gay
Inside sources are telling me that the Clownkvetcher is, believe it or not, actually a Christkek who is deeply offended by black metal in general for it’s inherent rejection of Jødekongen Yeshua, and is not actually an ADL or Unit 8200 shill. They would never spend money on this general full of carnival freaks
new schizo cope just dropped
Imagine being this mindbroken by a MS paint edit
This general is like all the negative stereotypes about metalheads put in a single place
>>131699737such as?
>>131696259>BLASTINGMinistry - Bad Blood (Alternate Mix)
>>131699737>captain obvious strikes again
>>131699737Correct.
>>131697252
>>131697749Already happened
I have a few more patches I plan to add but for now I'm taking a break. I particularly like this leather Blood in Our Wells patch that came with the 20th anniversary repress of the vinyl. One of my favorite albums of all time.
The Moonblood rehearsals are the ultimate tourist filter
>>131699947>no riffspass
>>131699947Yeah tourists tend to enjoy garbage for their precious online kvlt points we know.
>>131699947Case and point>>131699956>>131700023
>>131699942>no LGBTQ+ or antifa patchdropped
>>131700036Moonblood has two whole riffs and they’re both in Embraced by Lycanthropy's Spell. Acquire taste.
>>131699942Careful, Drudkh patch will attract trannies or (even worse) ukropigs
Black Metal is inherently anti-satanic
satanic black metal is cringe and semitic. Nationalism and love for the own's culture is where the genre flourishes at.
Male virgins write the best black metal
>>131699271Kek many such gayses
>>131700036ive listened to more extreme music maybe they just suck kek
>>131699301I work at a desalination plant and occasionally in sewer systems. Is sludge metal for me?
>>131699271wouldnt that be ~2 or 3 hours from now?
>>131700163It's burger hours now, remember no one here has a job (unless they work from home) or life,Note the quality of the last hour or so's posts and you can tell its burger hours.
>>131700157no, kaevum is for you
>>131700095Drudkh is too sketch for trannies. The local black metal tranny I always see around here has a Hulder back patch.
>>131700169NEETs aren't awake at 9am. They wake up in the afternoon. 90% of the people here right now are euros.
>>131700119>taking pride in something you have no control or agency over Cucks are so weird man I’ll never get it.
>>131700173idk trannies like a lot of stuff like xasthur and similar which is "sketch"
>>131700182trannies don't like nazi bands and drudkh is a nazi band in the mind of trannies
>>131699942nice sigh patch, my friend has an infidel art one like yours
>>131700181>loving yourself is bad ackshually, every one should be miserable just like me!ok faggot, now face the wall
>>131700188i mean a lot do, there are tons of tranny peste noire fans kek
>>131700194post one example
Can you fags go back to /pol/ and stay there, cheers
Enslaved are the only Norwegian BM band that's not cringe
>>131700195check lastfm
>>131700198Enslaved's chuggy prog metal faggotry is lame, at least name some decent black metal band if you want to be controversial.
>>131700204first two albums are pretty cool
>>131700204>he's claiming only one band is not cringe likely as bait>"name good BM to be controversial"?????????
>>131700198What about Ulver
>>131700201I don't have an account. If you aren't willing to substantiate your own claims then you are wrong (but we both already knew that).
>>131700191I do love myself. Only difference is my self worth actually comes from my own accomplishments.
Jute Gyte is the only good black metal band, sorry chuddies
Jute Gyte = Jude Kike
>>131700237Jute Gyte isn't a band
>>131700226its bait
>>131700240Correct
>>131700237sam hunt is the only good black metal band
fun fact: none of the posts ITT are worth reading
>>131700258Correct.
>>131700189Thanks, that back patch is really nice quality. I got the scorn defeat patch on their recent US west coast tour, really amazing band to see live. Very few bands ever have such staying power after 30 years and 14 full albums.
>>131700204Only their albums in the last 10 years have been boring
>fun fact: none of the posts ITT are worth readingquick, someone post skibidi toilet!
>>131700258Today has been particularly shit even for the usual low bar.
>>131700234Changing genders isn't an accomplishment
Does anyone know if every single vothana release has unique material on it, or is it that for example one split has tracks that all were included in some other release like full-length or EP?
>>131700234>pride in country and culture is stupid because you don't choose your country>pride in your family is stupid because you don't choose your family>pride in yourself is stupid because you don't choose your genesdo you realize how retarded you sound?
>>131700181Giving away your birthright and culture makes you a literal cuck. Kaevum calls you out and you hate them for it.
>>131696259>dude snow lmaowe get it
>>131700308this is you
>>131700290>>131700308>>131700348Cope harder about doing nothing with your life. :)
>>131700348>literal who that I don’t listen to called me outWhatever shall I do.
>>131700377yeah but thats a fucking great "dude snow" album
>>131700384>>131700401>>131700412>triggered tranny seething
lol imagine “taking pride” in your culture and genetics for it to amount to nothing more than arguing with strangers about shitty music. I’m sure your ancestors love what you did with the opportunities they put forth for your existence.
Gayest thread in a long time
>>131700348>Giving away your birthright and culture makes you a literal cuckSo Zionists are based all along? Huh...
>>131700434>n-no ur seething!Crying about it won’t bring hitler back buddy.
any of you fags even blasting anything or are you just gonna continue with this gay, teenage argument?
>>131700473I’m blasting in ur mom rn
Gotta love the snow, dudes. Frost and rain feelsokman. Now realistically, leaving the summerlands just for dude snow lol would be the ultimate rekt
>>131700473Whats the point if all music posts get buried under /pol/tardation?
>>131700458>more seething, kvetching evenlel
>>131700447Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>131700473just roke up
>>131700494but you never post music either way
>>131700494..but you know deep down its a lot of chadmasked shitposts, isn't that right patty?
>>131700498>fotm “no u”
>>131700498Who’s seething? You guys are the ones who couldn’t help but feel called out.
>>131700542>>131700550>called out>no ukeep going kek
>>131700456Shalom
>>131700297I can't say for certain, but I think it's all unique recordings; maybe some tracks re-recorded. Take what you can get.
>>131700181Nonsensical post
Sludge metal fucking sucks
>Windir, but make it good
>>131700689>Canadian black metal, but make it less gay
>>131700681Correct. Unless you combine it with metalcore and/or crust punk as it was meant to be.
>>131700681Correct.
My Dreams of Yeji
Sludge metal is very heavy just as the demographic that listens to it
>>131697789Park Si-eun.
>>131700905ESL
>>131700905Either alcoholic fat dudes or skinny dudes with man buns and hipster glasses listen to sludge metal
>>131700941which one are you
>Sludge metalnot metal
>>131700941>man buns and hipster glassesis this still a thing? i haven't left the house since 2019
>>131700970Not really, most metalfags at just still stuck in 2009.
>>131700599>still respondingWe get it.
>>131700961I don't listen to sludge>>131700970It's still a thing because hipster metalfags are stuck in 2009
I'm listening to Incantation.
>>131700181>you can't be proud of your older sibling or parent, because you didn't have control or agency over themThat's retarded, and frankly, gay.Also Nationalism is love for ones nation, not pride. That's patriotism.
>>131700988thanks for another responselel
Haven't been on /mu/ in years but I recently found out Sigh put out a new album and I remember they used to be pretty popular here a decade ago, is it any good?
>>131701051Idk I haven't seen any discussion on it
>>131700528I want music shitposts, not polshit shitposts.
>>131701051It's positively rated on MA for what that's worth, but I haven't got around to listening to it. It didn't generate as much buzz as you'd expect from Sigh.
the only good sludge band is eyehategod
I just roke up
>>131701066Wrong
>>131701064People stopped talking about sigh the when they doubled down on being japanese, stopped singing in english and tripled down on japanese folk music instead of sporkcore (heir to despair onwards)I think they had a midlife crisis or something and stuck to a single identity rather than being all over the place.
>>131701110wrongbut I forgot iron monkey exists
>>131701116Well I just mean I remember when Shiki came out, it got a lot more traction here than the new one. I remember it being posted pretty regularly, even if a lot of it was people not being entirely sure whether they liked it or not.It made some rounds, while the new one I remember being talked about maybe on the day or day after of release and then fuck all ever since.
>>131696259Fake Dusthttps://youtu.be/aKB04O4zC98
>>131701051Yes, it is very good. My vinyl still hasn't shipped yet but I've been listening on streaming and it's one of the top releases of 2026.
>>131696274She doesn't know any better.
>>131697334>>131697728Are you Jewish?
>>131701243>>131701260>ADL online
>>131701301is that a new mmorpg?
>Year 2026>Still no skibidi toilet concept metal album
>>131701243>>131701260>workday starts>enters thread>searches for antisemitism>never posts music on music boardcurious
>>131701328There are Skibidi songs
skibidi is a dumb zoomer meme
>>131701384it's just one guy's schtickit's pretty shit even for our standards
>>131701373
>>131701406Nice, heil.
>>131701373it's over
>>131701373still less cringe than 90% of NSBM and RABM
>>131696242this beyotch is sick and tired of your shit top kekhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzfyCuPVpCY
>>131701357>never posts music Look again.
>>131701563>"ITS ALL IN THE ARCHIVES!!! IVE POSTED SO MUCH MUSIC!!!!">okay, can you give a single example?>"NOOOOOO ITS IN THE ARCHIVES, I WONT ELABORATE OR SHOW ANY PROOF, I WIN"
>
Countries with surprisingly weak black metal scene? Imo:TurkeyThailandPhilippinesKazakhstan
More raw black metal that doesn’t suck?
>>131701587Thailand and Philippines maybe but Kazakhstan? C'mon now
>>131701599Do NOT listen to the album they pushed out after this. It's shit. This is great.
>>131701599
>>131701578Easy killer. You're really upset about this. You say something every time even though music's been posted.. What do you listen to? Wait. Don't care. Try Sortsind or Varathron
Southeast Asia has great potential for heritage/historic black metal, hopefully one day they will capitalize on it
>>131701642>You say something every time even though music's been postedWhere have you posted music? Can you point to a specific post where you have? Until you do so, it seems very clear you have never posted music.
>>131701648It's already too late
>>131701669where did her tits go
>>131701514why do incel glasses on foids turn me on so much bros
>>131701669Loomis wasted 10 years of his life in Arch Enemy
>>131701652I don't look back through the archives. You've got nothing else going on so have at it. And you can probably read. Two bands just got named. Not interested in your "music" so don't post anything. No response requested or desired.
WHY YOU FUCKIN WIT MESTOP FUCKIN WIT ME
>>131701675Jeff licked them away
The new Critical Defiance is.....good.
>>131701616>>131701633Thanks
>>131701679Okay so no examples? Got it. You've never posted music.
>>131701678He did it for the money. Every guitar player would do the same because being a povvo shredder fucking sucks balls.
>>131701705So you can't read. Understood. And remember don't post any bands you listen to.
>>131701718>And remember don't post any bands you listen toMuch like yourself, learned from the worst. Until you give a single post example of you posting music, you haven't done it, and nothing can change that. Just remember that your crying doesn't change it either.
>>131701587France, Finland and Poland. All dogshit made worse by the fact they’ve all had active scenes since the 90s
>>131701728Read 15 posts back. Can you handle that? And remember no one is interested in any black metal you listen to. Because you don't.
>hair has now reached a point where its getting negative attention in publicdont really get it, it was a similarly long length for a while which I didn't notice any and now its slightly longer and other men do not fuck with it, some women smile but then a lot of dudes look like they wanna attack me for some reason. I'm not built like a fag or anything im noticeable muscular in a t shirt. Maybe I should grow a beard. I'm assuming meal anons have long hair.
>>131701765you probably look like a homeless vagrant and a beard would only make it worse
>>131701752Why can't you point to it? What stops you from being capable of proving me to be irrefutably incorrect?15 posts back, depending how you count your post, is "its too late" or a picture of Arch Enemy.I don't think you can insult any genre if you unironically enjoy Arch Enemy and really I have hard doubts you posted that given you never post music.
>>131701787its well taken care of, I'm clean shaven and shower daily. I do not look like a homeless vagrant, everything I wear is clean and smells nice.
>>131701705Correct.
>>131701795Do you have to read your homework two or three times before you understand? Sortsind. Varathron. Do NOT post anything you listen to. No Black Metal would be on your list anyway.
>>131701765Nah i had long hair for a few years and cut it because I just didn't like the feeling of having long hair. It was too much to maintain plus made my scalp hotter during the summer.
>>131701825>No Black Metal would be on your list anywayI've listened to Sortsin more than you but yknow, good effort.Congrats though, you "named 2 bands". That is a new record for you! Maybe one day you'll post music organically!
how the fuck did boomers before the internet learn guitar? how did they know whick strings/chords to play and how to play them?
>>131701765>some women smilefuck off chad
>>131701841So you do need to read things multiple times before it hits home. Your teachers must love you! Do a better job looking through past threads next time. You'll find those bands have been mentioned many times. Keep at it. You'll no doubt improve.
>>131696285Cult of Fire is fucking based.
>>131701841He always resorts to the same band. Today he has added a second. Not bad for over 5 years of kvetching here. Maybe he'll actually get curious and check out their music when he next steps away for an hour.
>>131701847We had magazines like Guitar World and others where you could find transcriptions. Or if you were a rich fag your parents bought you lessons with a teacher. I learned how to play by staring at tabs until I could figure it out and then learning songs and going from there. Prior to the magazine era you had to be naturally gifted or take lessons.
>>131701847They weren't distracted by tranny porn and practiced for multiple hours per day
>>131701866on the contrary Ive also seen them make faces of visible hatred, but this is usually women with shit hair because most of them have terrible diets
>>131701841>SortsinMust be a huge fan lol
>>131701871>You'll find those bands have been mentioned many timesI know, usually by me (more than you) for Sortsind.>>131701917Caught me out on the typo, have to take the L.
>>131701929>more than youIncorrect. Look back and count. It'll give you something to do before the multiple reads you'll need for school tomorrow.
>>131701871These are your first 2 posts in this thread:>>131701243>>131701260The rest is your responses to getting called out.
Jacked off and took a shower. Now blasting Slayer.
>>131701972>getting called outIs that what you call that? Lmfao
>>131701989based...so fvcking zased.....>>131696259
>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE
>>131701989bet you were thinking about femboys
Do you think he posts in /gg/?
>>131701989basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5iruztOCE
>>131701962Ah yes of course because all post authors are identifiable, how silly of me!!!
>>131702020Think you mean she
>>131702010HEIL HANNEMAN
>>131702031We don't acknowledge her transition in /metal/ we're a femboy gen uwu
I unironically like Lorna Shore.
>>131702030Holy fuck. You actually are a colossal idiot. If you can't identify any past post authors then how do you know anything about who posted what, music or no music? Simpleton shit going on here.
>>131702098I love how you still think you're anonymous.
did anyone else fall for the brutal death metal meme
>>131702217nope, I don't touch worthless meme genres, I only blast death, speed, and thrash
>>131702098>then how do you know anything about who posted whatBecause you are identifiable through a notable spam of kvetching (always ion the same vein) and a total notable absence of music posting. One post with two band names so far.Hence why I've requested, many times, for you to point out your posts. You never do, which means we are constantly in a stalemate. The onus is fully on you to show where you post music.So far we're up to "1 post where I name 2 bands". That is progress, but doesn't really support your usual crying of "NO I POST LOTS OF MUSIC SCHIZO".
>>131702247Since I'm so easy to spot lol then look back and you'll find the music. But wait! Someone has to post 2 bands or it doesn't count lmao. Now here's some advice. Concentrate a lot more on your homework and a lot less on me and my music and you might just graduate (a year late is ok).
>>131702247>ionMan you really are rattled
Why does my gay ass phone keep turning wifi on by itself and then i lose my connection and have to start over again doing the hard captchas
>>131702247Talking with that shill always reminds me of "gradually, I began to hate them..."
>>131702294I can spot the kvetching with great ease, I can't spot the music posts. Hence why I'm asking you to point to your "many" posts about music.For someone who throws around insults about intellect, you really are quite dense. All this time you've spent replying to me (and saying nothing) you could have posted several examples of your music posts and outed me as the retard I apparently am, and I'd have to accept it.Yet you never do. Curious.
>>131702338>outed me as a retardOh you did that all on your own my queen. Lmfao
Have sex already you 2 jeez
>>131702217I still like Scattered Remnants, but yeah, most of it isn't even worth a cursory listen
>>131702358Still no proof, curious.
>>131702385>Still no proofI don't go back through the archives. I must not be as identifiable as you claim if you can't find them. I don't need to prove it because they're there. You can do it. I believe in you!
What is the metal equivalent of Blake Shelton?
>>131702422>I must not be as identifiable as you claimI identify your kvecthing every single time so you are easily identifiable. I can't identify the music posts (as you never make any alongside the kvetching), thus you are the only person who knows you posted them.I'm only asking for one or two examples, and yet...
>>131702443>t. Can't read
>>131702217nowt wrong with suffocation
>>131702217>>131702369Filtered
>>131702453And yet still...
>>131702521The fact you spent all that time looking back through the archives is so great lol
>>131702537I haven't opened it once, I'm waiting for you to giveONESINGLEPOSTand yet.......
man the sexual tension between these two is too much
>>131702552Are you one of those girls who always has to have the last word? Lmfao
>>131702570NTA but thats girl talk trying to get him to leave you alone, I'm thinking you might be the bottom...
>>131702569If this were an irl setting they would have already ripped each other clothes off and started making out 20 posts ago
>>131702570You seem pretty determined for it.Again, just one post. You can stop replying to me all you want, I simply ask for one example of these nebulous archive posts of which you claim are many. I'll admit I can't identify them (as your crying is identifiable, not your music). I will keep asking for an example each time you (you) me. Such is the gay dance you force.
least developmentally arrested metal fans
where's the new thread
>>131702613>You seem pretty determined for it.>Such is the gay dance you force.this nigga finna gawk on it, man two bottoms.
>>131702613Don't want to gay dance with you so you can stop obsessing. Obsess about your homework dweeb
>>131702668Just post an example from the archives you keep mentioning. I'll genuinely stop immediately, last you'll hear from me.Until you do, I'm gonna keep reminding you that you don't post about music.
>>131702643this is the last one
>>131702711>>131702711>>131702711>>131702711
>>131700198Enslaved has been embarrassing for about 20 years now. They call their own music on their instagram page 'Avant-garde Extreme Metal with a Progressive-Melodic edge.' Cringe.
