>>131701244Don't forget to vote on the current round of WAIFU MADNESS 2026!!!>MATCH 17 - Taylor Swift vs. Billie Eilishhttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm4Pldmga>MATCH 18 - Caroline Polachek vs. Marinahttps://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp73qRVgM>MATCH 19 - PinkPantheress vs. Clairohttps://strawpoll.com/YVyPvGlmogN>MATCH 20 - Lana del Rey vs. Carly Rae Jepsenhttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DPv8LyQ>MATCH 21 - Charli XCX vs. Underscoreshttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqbM0RNyN>MATCH 22 - Madonna vs. Hayley Williamshttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARW8OVyV>MATCH 23: Olivia Rodrigo vs. Lady Gagahttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPNY4VgE>MATCH 24 - Ethel Cain vs. Phoebe Bridgershttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm4PlqmgaVoting ends at 10 PM EST
Vote Livvy!
VOTE TAYLOR
Now that she is out of the running the Chappell posting will continue.
>>131703761>>131703749THIS IS THE REAL CONTEST
>>131703781Mmm yummy Chappell lower bodyyy
>>131703785fuck off bird
>>131703781
>>131703785trvke but also Maggie beat Billie
>>131703792
Malana and Nino BARELY saved Buddy's life after he was attacked by a cougar. Nino killed the cougar before it ate him and Malana tended to his wounds right before he bled out.>>131703670You know good music but you can be loud>>131703738Based with cinema idk my mind's not in this right now
>>131703785
i literally can't believe cara delavigne is a singerit's like every single celeb that makes me wanna bottom is egging me to be a slut
>>131703802
>>131703806>you can be loudSo was my father. Comes with being half-Paki.
>>131703821
>>131703758I DONT LIKE THIS SHIT. STOP CREATING CONTENT ABOUT ME AND THE THINGS I SAY. I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!X-(
WE NEED YOUR VOTE IN THE OFFICIAL POLLMATCHUP 7 - Caroline Polachek vs. Tate McRaehttps://strawpoll.com/NMnQNxVa0g6MATCHUP 8 - Addison Rae vs. Sabrina Carpenterhttps://strawpoll.com/GJn443J2bnzMATCHUP 9 - Chappell Roan vs. Phoebe Bridgershttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVO0mxnv
>>131703749If Taytay loses don't go to school tomorrow.
>>131703848fuck off bird
>>131703848fuck off
>>131703848no eddie no vote
>>131703806>you can be loudThe irony of you saying this.
>>131703837
OH NINO THANKS FOR RIGGING THE POLLS FOR MEWITH LOVE FROM HAITIYOUR BELOVED MAGGIESURRENDER (2022) TO BIBISI
>>131703848ILLEGITIMATE
I'm sticking with Eddie because I appreciate the effort with the pics
>>131703877
>>131703859You are an impoverished, tasteless, empty stomach, Jew York fagot. Eat literal shit and Kill your fucking self.
>>131703889Thank you!
>>131703890
We're all sticking with Eddie.
>>131703889>>131703899with you tooEven though sad of Chappell's loss.
>>131703873but I'm funny so it's okay :3
We're all dicking Eddie.
oh nino, why didnt you rig the polls harder nino, now i have to suck off Eddie with the bibisi lips
>>131703938We can talk after the tournament is over ;)
>>131703749taytayclairo lanacholi madonna livvy phoebe
>>131703880>>131703940LMAO, this is sad and hilarious. Saving these anyway. Thanks for the new memes.
>>131703972oh and caroline i guess
https://youtu.be/TX5t3xVwvFk/wpop/thanks to the new polls guy but i believe they want to use the rigged one, thanks still/wpop/ shows an extreme lack of loyalty.Jane, I might become a fuge and go to your general. Stick around in /vg/ instead maybeYears of devotion and no one backs me up>>131703974Nigga doesnt know sissy frieza
caroline
>>131703974Don't save those shits they're awful and I don't wanna see them again
>thanks to the new polls guy
>>131703992I didn't say I'd repost them. They're shit but hilarious tokens of pure butthurt.
>>131703922Very rarely. I would miss you if you were gone though.
Who's copping the new Ethel merch
After years of posting in /wpop/picking Danzposter over me, I got rid him once he became an issuesame for Auroraposter, same for the first round of ZP, I can't do more.If chappellfags, and all others rather post with the riggers, Nino, eddie and so on, what can I do? I am leaving /wpop/ for real this time ngl
>>131704033Don't let the screen door hit you inn the ass on the way out.
>>131704033See you tomorrow
>>131704048more like in a few hours at most
This nigga's always leaving /wpop/
>>131704033
>>131704044>>131704048>>131704061>>131704058>>131704071hang from my dick
>my vg sissy guy
bleh!
>>131704080Are you still here? I thought you were leaving.
succubus livvy
>Turns out Olivia is actually a 300 year old vampire from the 18th centuryWhat do?
>>131704103does she live off blood or certain other bodily fluid?
>"wahh, the results aren't going the way I want in an irrelevant strawpoll in my waifu coomer thread">cries this fucking hard about itngmi.
livbros do your job
>>131704088>>131704099Vamppall Roan
>>131704103Ask her to bite me so I can live with her for all eternity
>>131704119Bird right now
>>131704122
Based /wpop/ getting in the Halloween spirit.
She gave you Love StoryShe gave you State of GraceShe gave you All Too WellShe gave you StyleShe gave you Wildest Dreams She gave you Cruel SummerShe gave you BettyShe gave you ExileDo the right thing
coincidentally bird went postal after that post
>>131704172>That look she gives you when you clearly weren't listening to what she was saying and was staring at her boobs
bird'll come crawling back...
>>131704172she gave me some of the best orgasms of my lifemy name is anon and i'm voting for Taylor Swift in /wpop/'s Waifu Madnessâ„¢ 2026
>when Taylor releases a new banger
>>131704208Me listening to Perverts by Ethel Cain
>>131704172Didn't think I'd be a Tayzo but I'm doing it for Maggie. I know Maggie shamelessly tried getting in Billie's orbit on Twitter eons back, but still...
>>131704208Who are these whoahs?
where's lauren
where's tom bina
Nino won.
all these bitches are mid and get mogged by the average kpopper idk why yall fighting
>>131704324Serious question: how do you tell all the kpop stars apart?
>>131704331...we can't, you destroyed my ass
>>>/v/748791125
>>131704322Gee, I don't know what to say. Thanks to you and the Academy?
>>131704335Funny, but isn't it weird they all get churned out like from a factory? Like don't get me wrong /wpop/ is manufactured too, but they really all seem fungible.
Why does bird hate me if he was tryna suck me off a few threads ago
>>131704394He's mentally unstable
>>131704394severe schizophrenia?
>>131704172taytay is looking like a hotwife wth
It used to be that the wpop meetup would be a big gay orgy, now it seems like the wpop meetup would be a big violent fight :(
>>131704406where'd the bottom of her arms go?
>>131704172Taytay is lookin like a tradwife desu
>>131704407Sad, isn't it? It's a house of discontent
>>131704407from rival to lovers kinda energy :3>>131704411umm i um...
Drake always wins baby!
Landlord won't stop bugging me about my late rent
>>131704172And. We. Lover.
>>131704223>Perverts by Ethel Cain
>>131704538Good fucking lord
>>131704452My landlady is 84 and she always knocks on my door in revealing clothes. I'm polite and close the door. Yesterday after work I found her in my home going through my dirty laundry. Should I be worried?
>>131704552Is she hot? For 84 I mean
>>131704554VOTE FOR TAYFEET
>>131704557probably...
how does Madonna beat Dua as waifu??
>>131704576Back so soon?
>>131704584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
look at this livvy
>>131704552Dude that's so funny, mine's an Italian nonna. She's very sweet though.Btw Ella Langley Air Force Base is kinda hot
>>131704646she's too fucking cute it hurts so much
>>131704584HOW DOES HAYLEY BEAT AVA??????
>>131704655With ease
>>131704655Light work, no effort
>>131704655Not being a Great Value Gaga helps
Finally got the Olivia Rodrigo baja blast with the promo cup. It's actually really good, not as sweet as I was expecting. I'm washing this cup and putting it on my shelf.
>>131704584seriously how doesn't she? i can't even think of a way dua beats madonna. in no category does dua beat madonna. obviously i can tell you don't give a shit about albums or music or anything like that. but even just as goon bait and fap material, there is no comparison. it's not even close.
>>131704665>>131704667>>131704673do you ever look at their faces even once? compare their faces.
Did you look at the new Ethel Cain nudes?
>>131704673oh yeah paramore is such an original artist right
>>131704673ava max is better than lady gaga
Hayley "Great Value Avril Lavigne" Williams even being in this and not Avril herself is insulting. but of course without Britney this whole shitshow is moot anyway. dead on arrival
>>131704707Avril is hot, but Hayley is an actual artist and she's still making good music
>>131704699that is NOT a good face. now post Ava Max's face so everyone can wonder just what the fuck happened in the last round.
We need to do something about the nino-buddy cabal
>>131704584watch this?https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x111ic
>>131704718
Madonna's win was the only good result in the last round
>grimes lost to trannyscoreslol
>>131704741MUCH MUCH better than Hayley as surely anyone with eyes can see. also for those who consider music Ava also has more good songs. I do like some of Paramore's songs but a lot of it I don't like whereas I like all of Ava's music.
trannyscores
>>131704741better face, better body, better everything. ava should have made it very far. not enough straight voters like me and far too many gay voters. if it was a tournament for men, i wouldn't vote. yet the gays have no qualms hijacking our tournament
seethers clocking in at the same hour as yesterdayhold steady
what are the correct links for voting? i dont wanna accidentally use the schizo's links
>>131704741>Albanian
>>131704769as if pop music isn't mainly for the girls and the gays
>>131704755i vote with my dick and still picked Hayley>>131704776the ones in the OP
>>131704784first reply meant for >>131704769 though i suspect it's the same guy lol
>>131704741>this is a 10/10 in albania
Ava's real problem is she's borderline in the Kia Asylum or whatever the irrelevant pop artist place is called. Her label having no faith in her doesn't help either.
>>131704783you can keep repeating that narrative all you want, doesn't make it true. i've been listening to pop long before anyone even started saying that shit. it's ridiculous. >>131704791no sir, i voted already>>131704802what does that have to do anything tho when other posters clearly state they are voting based on sex appeal
OP are you removing the Turkey votes? >>131702194
>>131704815no dog in that hunt so to speak (hell i've never even BEEN to turkey!)but just curious who is turkey biased against or in favor of? none of these artists are turkish or particularly big or hated in turkey as far as i know
>>131704815I prefer Chicken
>>131704802>borderlinenah she's in it fully lol her biggest songs are all bad remakes of old hits
>>131704699I lover
good night everypony
/wpop/ failing apart while Adéla just watches the dominos fall
i like how you perverts and gooners suddenly transform into nerd music critics to defend some of these insane votings. there's no consistency whatsoever >>131704842oh uh good night>>131704844pretty much this yeah
>>131704815>>131704827I'm definitely vetoing the ones in that specific matchup (to be revealed after voting ends) and depending if it's widespread across all polls they might also be removed from the rest.If any Turkeybros are against this, speak now before it's too late because there's no takebacks once the winners gets decided.
>>131704844she sold out and she looks weird
>>131704840Hayley is Taytay-adjacent since they're best friends so I'll allow it.
>>131704736Ok the uncensored version is blocked here.Here is the censored with the black bars over the exposed nipples.https://vimeo.com/93261782?msockid=31516be977c66c3c1d996780763a6d1e
>>131703749why no Christina Aguilera?
>>131704871Marvel StudiosDERNtomecow
i wake up and i worship, thats my life.
VOTE TAY>VOTE TAYVOTE TAY>VOTE TAY
VOTE BUGS
Why not just include all candidates in one poll and give everyone 3 votes? There was no reason to draw this on
>>131704916I'd vote for her if she ran for President desu. Celebrities can hold office so why not at this point
I made the mistake of sharing bugs memes on the group chat
Did they all gift you a million dollars and start masturbating to bugs
>>131704990I thought it was a meme outside of this board, they were just confused and I embarrassed myself having to explain it
>>131703820Imagine Cara bottoming for Taytay.
>>131703837Shake it, Kayleigh!
>See it's funny because I told AI to edit this one picture of Sabrina Carpenter to look like a cat
>>131704947this makes me feel so dysphorichow she checks herself out in the mirror thinking 'damn im such a hot bitch' omgosh
>>131705051Yes
Sabrina Carpenter inspiring the origin of wpop's official mascot should help her go far in waifu madness
>>131704033I NEED to jerk off with you God Damnit!!!
>>131705039>>131705054Oh, to be Cara.
>>131705092if i had to be a woman it would be her
>>131705054If I was a girl I would literally never be able to stop touching my tits.
>>131705054what must it be like to grow up that beautifulwith your fallin in to place like Domino's
>>131705092can you imagine>>131705101same but also sucking a lot of wpop cockies
wpop cockies
Tobey Maguire hooking up with Sophie Rain was not on my Bingo card. Not because he doesn't go for that look, but she can legally drink which is usually too old for him.
>>131705074
How do I get on turkish wpop?
>>131705121He's so based, he's living the life I want
wait sabrina lost to fucking CLAIRO??? WHAT THE FUCK i didn't even notice that shit. i wasn't paying attention to clairo at all i don't even know her how the fuck did that happeni thought you all liked sabrina
wait sabrina lost to fucking CLAIRO??? WHAT THE FUCKi didn't even notice that shit. i wasn't paying attention to clairo at all i don't even know her how the fuck did that happeni thought you all liked sabrina
>>131705150Being a lesbian gets you extra points
>>131703761the pink panther beat addison rae? am i looking at this right?phoebe beating ariana is absurd too
>>131705150There is some clear foul play afoot. Its easy to manipulate strawpoll and get around only being able to vote once. There is no way Clairo got more votes than Taylor Swift did
>People will look at this and think this poll is still legitThere is no way in hell Maggie should be getting 8x the amount of votes as Chappell
>>131705171>Clairoisn't she just some nobody with no hits? i don't think she has any fans, i don't know anyone who listens to her
>>131704916No.
>>131705186She's B or C tier, not A tier like Sabrina though
>>131705092I wanna get on Taytay's wild ride so much it's unreal. :(
>>131705197are you billievoting or not voting at all?
>>131705150>i thought you all liked sabrinaThe delusion...
>>131705200She's like S-tier in hotness. And music:https://youtu.be/bJ0p4lqVFIc?si=ASVVrr99EiV1EH0U
>>131705206I will always vote against Taylor, Sabrina and Chappell. Simple as.
>>131705212ok i know she has some haters including you clearly. all popstars have hatersstill what's not to like about sabrina? i guess people voted against her out of spite and not because they like clairo (who??)
>>131705223Won't undo Ella losing
>>131705223that's just being a hater
>>131705183I haven't a goddamn clue how this happened. For those accusing me of rigging this, I couldn't be bothered to go through half the trouble others did, but whoever's doing it is fucking with us and, quite obviously, it's working. Anons, especially Bird, are well and truly trolled by the results. Even I was astonished by how it turned out. In any case, Billie Eilish is obviously more popular and a household name in real life whereas Maggie Rogers rides the uncomfortable middle ground between indie and mainstream. She's too niche for the mainstream yet too mainstream for the underground despite being a product of it. Her music entered a critical point in my life and, for that, I am forever grateful.>>131705150>>131705163>>131705171>>131705186I heard "Sexy to Someone" played inside a steakhouse once. True story.>>131705216She's very cute. Anyway, Clairo's smokin' on dat Bina pack.>>131705232She reminds me of Tiffany Valentine.
Ella shouldn't have been removed tho that was some bullshit. underscores is way worse.ella is also better than ethel, phoebe, carly, clairo, pinkpanther, marina and caroline. and makes better music than charli and billie
This should have been the final.
The Grey Wolves run /wpop/.
>>131705301is that what we're calling contrarians now
>>131705166Smokin' on dat Ari pack!
>>131705249You and your namefag friends have a secret discord server for rigging the poll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXslH4P3SDg
>>131705314It’s sad to see how much worse you’ve gotten. And you weren’t a healthy adult in the first place
>>131703848no one cares anymore
>>131705314tragic. no one should be happy about this. get some taste. and some decency. you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>131705317LMAO no! I couldn't be bothered to go through a tenth the effort you accuse of doing. I'm perfectly content to shoot the shit with wpop.>>131705325How is this any worse? Do tell.
>>131705314pre-Wicked Ari would've won
>>131705334Tough shit.
>>131705348who the fuck even is this whore she looks like if hunter schafer was in house of the dragonand her music is alt and indie, not pop so she shouldn't be in Waifu Madness and she shouldn't be posted in wpop, she's off topic
>>131705343When put to a normie audience, absolutely. When put to imageboard posters, could go either way
>>131705368i'm sure that made some semblance of sense in your head
/mu/core faggots posting their non-pop waifus in wpop is straight up bullshit
>>131705365>>131705386Keep cryin'.
Meanwhile, let's smoke on dat Doja Pack.
Nino seethers are finished.
>>131705404They're accusing us of acting in conspiracy on Discord. Here's their evidence:https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>131705404>>131705431Just stop. We know you're the same person
>>131704854Last chance, Turkeybros
>>131704697Maybe in Bizarro World.
>>131705449And what do you base that on?
>>131705479what have you and buddy ever disagreed on
>>131705496Halsey and movies. He's much more of a cinephile than I am. As for Halsey, I've come around on her although I'm not half as fanatical as he is. Buddy is also not quite into the same sort of Metal and Punk as I am despite having some mutual favorites. There's plenty we don't agree on. Another thing: he's from Philly. You can hear it in his voice.
>>131705541Honestly I couldn't write like you if I tried lol>>131705574Why wasn't Felony Martinez on the poll?
>>131705621why wasn't iggy azalea? i could name tons more
>>131705622>>131705634Not to be a hater, but how the fuck was her performance in Anora oscar worthy?
>>131705672Sex pests wouldn't get it
whatever happened to Pure Pop?
Tinashe is nothing
>>131705701Fuck off Langleyfag
Bebe Rexha
>>131705625Iggy hasn't released an album since 2021 and her last single was in 2023. She's the definition of a has-been.Slayyyter not being on the polls is a much bigger indictment.
hitting the drive thru at the mcdonalds langleyfag works at and screaming "ELLA LOST" at him and immediately dashing
>>131705574I don't even like Melanie Martinez but her allegations are so fucking bogus and the person behind them seems like a mental case
Polls are closed.The results displayed on strawpoll are NOT the final scores. I will look at the analytics based on suspicious activity pertaining to the country of origin and adjust the numbers accordingly. Stay tuned for the final tally along with a disclosement of the data for transparency. Turkeybros, you had your chance to speak up.
>>131705718go back to stealing from bjork felonie
>>131705677As someone who's interacted with dozens of sex workers and strippers throughout the years, I wasn't impressed with her portrayal
>>131705684niggas on twitter are dumb as fuck
>>>/tv/223501526
>>131705684>Why is all pop music pop
>>131705730i hadn't noticed
>>131705751*cums*
>>131705684>>131705741>we lost our sad songstresses and poetessesIt's like that person never heard of the category Singer/Songwriter. Also, ever heard a Phoebe Bridgers album before?
newest wave of butthurt just dropped
>>131705762Oh nonononono
Hayley got to meet a filmmaking hero of mine
>>131705684lol, this retard didn't listen to the album
>>131705762it's those turkeys in Turkey
>>131705772Damn, Hayley met Mel Brooks!?
>>131705772who is that?>>131705779kek that's who i thought he looks like but it's not him
>they are going to delete my vote just because im from Turkeyutter bullshit
>>131705762>>131705767>>131705791>106 votes>all other polls have ≤61 votesTotally nothing to see here, folks.
>>131705792turks are jerks!!!
>they are going to delete my vote just because I like Chicken
>>131705762Looks like a healthy election to me
>>131705762This is what Bird’s support gets you
>>131705762the shitties are not gonna like this
>>131705808fuck off zp
>>131705798Taylor swift inspires strong emotions from folks
this whole debacle has just been one big waste of time. let's never do this again.
>>131705792Based turkbro, milktruck enjoyer
*sighs*I like both, but Pheebsterbros, we got smoked hard.GG, Cainbros.
Why do the Turks love Billie Eilish so much?
Updated Bracket
>>131705779>>131705786Lloyd Kaufman, co-founder and president of Troma Entertainment!>This movie was James Gunn's first writing credit
>>131705820>i dont even want those grapes
>>131705820Because for some reason people care too much to not just vote once and leave it at that, it's insane to cheat on something so unimportant.
>>131703749HOLY SHIT! HAVE MERCY ON THE LITTLE MONSTERS, LIVVYBROS!
Olivia and Carly advance, as God intended.
>>131705762
>>131705854insanity
LMAO, get fucked, Bird!
>>131705854I voted for Olivia now she owes me sex
>>131705876Promises made, promises kept
>>>/tv/223502344
>>131705854a couple of schizos voted for muttlivia from a dozen different IPs
>>131705881fuckin skank
birkinfag and buddy are the worst types of filmbros
Madonna the Queen taking it all.
Very respectable. I like both, but Caroline is far better.
As you can see, most of the polls display a suspicious increase of votes in different intervals of short time and Turkey is predominately the country with most votes in every poll, in all but one case for a single candidate.Votes allegedly originating from Turkey will be disqualified. The final vote count is as follows:Taylor Swift: 17Billie Eilish: 89 - 53 = 36>WINNER: Billie EilishCaroline Polachek: 33 - 21 = 12Marina: 10>WINNER: Caroline PolachekPinkPantheress: 42 - 21 = 21Clairo: 8>WINNER: PinkPantheressCarly Rae Jepsen: 36 - 21 = 15Lana del Rey: 13>WINNER: Carly Rae JepsenCharli XCX: 40 - 21 = 19underscores: 5>WINNER: Charli XCXMadonna: 35 - 21 = 14Hayley Williams: 12>WINNER: MadonnaOlivia Rodrigo: 51 - 20 = 31Lady Gaga: 10 - 1 = 9>WINNER: Olivia RodrigoEthel Cain: 31 - 21 = 10Phoebe Bridgers: 15>WINNER: Phoebe BridgersNew polls will be up soon.
>>131705882what the fuck is that i feel fucking sick now
Considering Billie keeps getting 30 more votes than every other candidate, I think she's gonna win
>>131705895The director of Backrooms
>>131705849Its not when you are unemployable and use the term "waifu"
Who knew that /wpop/ was majority Turk this whole time?
>>131705891a bit surprised pink won like that
>>131705834>>131705891*gasps*WE'RE STILL IN THE GAME, PHOEBEBROS!
I blame Cenk Uygur
>>131705891>Some Turk cast 20 votes for all of his picks and 50 for BillieHoly basedoli
>>131705891Do you have stats on the Billie Eilish vs. Maggie Rogers match?
>>131705891Are you fucking me dude, Im from Turkey and my vote should count fair and square.
>>131705913blame your countrymen
>>131705903https://youtu.be/HfFx5UvzSxc
Stop the steal, Turk votes matter
>>131705891Fine, I promise I'll only vote once this time.
>>131705906phoebe saved from Turkish interference
>>131705891Conveniently you start doing this after Maggie already lost to the Billie Turks
>>131705913what were your votes, let's see if they would've changed any of the outcomes
Billie Turks
>>131705929I fucking kneel
>wpop right now
>>131705925If they're not just kidding, then they were the one who voted for Gaga because it wasn't me.
>>131705891It looks like there's somebody casting 20 votes from Turkey and also one legitimate Turkish voter, who voted the same as the Turkish horde on all polls except he picked Gaga over Olivia
>>131705885Fuck off ZP
>>131705925Billie, Caroline, Clairo, Lana, Charli, Madonna, Liv, Phoebe
>>131705885'fraid so
>>131705952
>>131705943you fuck off nigger this is the second time you've called me that and I don't even know who that is, I remember this board exists once in two months
