>>131713071The SEMI-FINALS are finally here! Who will prevail and make it into the Grand Finale of /wpop/ WAIFU MADNESS 2026??? Cast your vote now!>BILLIE EILISH VS. SABRINA CARPENTERhttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWW1G6WnA>DUA LIPA VS. OLIVIA RODRIGOhttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRo949g6Polls close at 2 AM EST
The Tom Bina Schtick
post waifus
>>131715082*ahem*>>131714778
let the feet drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrop
>>131715086
Going on a date tomorrow :))
>>131715086My ray of sunshine.
>>131715123Rootin' for ya, my Buddy!
silly billie that's not how you wear a hat
>No no no, Sonic was BUNDLED with the Game Gear, I'm actually not that big of a Sonic fan!!!
>>131715123What's his name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lfgFRJchgA
>>131715143It was Sonic 2 bundled with a nigga black Game Gear
Sonic 2 was bundled with Genesis. I know this firsthand. it was my first game and my first system.
>>131715123Big feet
yes they say consoles now but we called them systems back then not sure when that change happened
>>131715123Buddy how much do you weigh? Someone was wondering who's the bigger filmbro between you and me. I'm 163 lbs
I'm gonna fuck my fleshlight for Clairo
>I'm 163 lbs
look at this livvy
>>131715209Sonic's shoes :-)
I wish bird was here cumming and laughing and maybe farting. Who knows.
>>131715198I'm kinda scrawny. 150lb at 5'11
>>131715230I wanna marry her and kiss her and hold her close forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRn_n6uoc9M
>>131715241
>>131715198>>131715239how are you people this small
>>131715246
Imagine hating this. Couldn't be me.
>>131715258
>>131715239Tossable>>131714653To add: I'm highly self-aware. What I say depends on the reaction I want from the other person and I've gotten kinda good at predicting it. I just choose to use that ability for mischief because it's funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3uNIvTive4
>>131715266my babies
This drives the Bird insane.
>>131715260>>131715277you've proven your point.
>>131715082Livvy and Dua look like they're about to make out
>>131715283Someone said to post waifus. I'm obliging.
>>131715290
>it's gonna end up being bina vs livso this was all about gooning huh?
Lil Durk got away with murder but he won't get off on the RICO case.
>>131715285
>>131715296
>>131715240
>>131715296we're not letting rodrigo win this one lil bro
>>131715306jimmy neutron head ahh bitch
>>131715296We love and respect them as people and artists.
I'm poop tributing the loser, which will be Sabrina
olivia rodrigo is nothingchappell roan is nothingdavid byrne is nothing
>>131715323Fag
>>131715311>>131715321She was always the superior Jackson
>>131715306
>>131715306Getting cute aggression from this picture
>>131715323Ella lost
>>131715293me drinking the pool water afterward
you guys think billie eilish still says "nigga"?
>>131715341So?
>>131715339
>>131715341Tyler gave her the pass
>>131715276
>>131715266>>131715276>>131715356did they?...
>>131715356
>>131715356god i hate them
>>131715363Cuz your stupid
>>131715363
>>131715328>>131715336
>>131715366my nigga dan living the dream...
Any Halloween plans, /wpop/?
>>131715382unreal body of work
It's a whole month away fuck you mean Halloween plans
>>131715385Watching a horror movie starring my wife Jane B
>>131715389nigga, some people already plan for Christmas
>>131715366>shirt unbuttoned >sippin on coors light>olivia and chappell in each arminsane aura
>>131715362
If Livia and Chappell started dating they would be legitimately unstoppable
>>131715403Id kill them both. KILL EM
>>131715403
>>131715412Fuck you video game faggot
>>131715409
>>131715398>>131715416
>>131715416
>>131715417WORTHLESS videogame faggot. Get the schtick right if you're gonna steal it
>>131715424
why does everything have to be a schtick?
>>131715425You are everything you hate on others for being
>>131715431They were meant to find each other in every lifetime
>>131715268You're just objectively a bad person.
Olivia Rodrigo has the full backing and influence of the Alien entities on this planet Earth
>>131715438No, that's not true at all. Lol
>>131715452nigga on the stella lefty section
Do you know any other female pop singer that sits like this? Billie is unique.
>>131715450If it a consensus of the majority of /wpop/ you have to realize you're the one who is actually delusional.
>>131715460wow she's so coolshe's just like me
>>131715451Enough is enough.
So cute
>>>/tv/223523762
>>131715460FTP in the big 2026?
>>131715464>majority of /wpop/I honestly couldn't give a fuck
Which would you rather be known for?Being funnyBeing smartBeing kindBeing talented
>>131715488Being important
>>131715486what's ftp?
>>131715499File transfer protocol
>>131715450>>131715487The fuck are you doing pretending to be me? Why did you choose me to be a copycat?? I don't even know who you are!!!!X-(((
Schtickposter is the town drunk, always yelling about his schticks, jerking off in public
>>131715492how do girls keep those kinds of tops of slipping up or down
>>131715488Smelling like cum
>>131715499 LA streetwear brand that was popular with skater kids circa 2016
Address me (the most popular artist of the year)
>>131715519who
>>131715488Changing da world:https://youtu.be/4DxBkW3r8pA
>>131715484*sips Monster*I remember when this thread used to post this dumb Jewish
>>131715506And they call me delusional B-)
>>131715484>>>/tv/223523906
>>131715353I always thought it was weird how people just forget about that whole era
>>131715350I justwannaSTAYin that LavendarHAZE
Don't play the butter notes, Schtickposter
>>131715518You'd also see SoundCloud wiggers wearing it back then. That shit is Zumiez tier streetwear nowadays
>>131715519Weren't For The Wind also deserves to be a record breaking #1 smash!!!!!!she needs to re-release it as a singlefor the rest of the '20s nobody other than Ella and Taylor should be on top of the Hot 100
>>131715553Idiot
>>131715519I'm indifferent to Ella's music, but cool that she beat Mariah's record.
>>131715559Taylor fucking flopped
>>131715538Crazy how Ralph Fiennes has zero Oscars, but this bitch won best actress for mid
>>131715567Fuck off Langleyfag
Ralph Phineas and Ferb
>>131715511Double sided "fashion tape"
>>131715488Talented.
>>131715578She released a single about Cleveland. Fucking Cleveland!
>>131715575Ralph has never been fucked like an inanimate fucking object
Third Position: threesome kaksoispiste de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de
THERE'S SOMETHIN WE ALL CAN AGREE ON BUT MAH BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKESHE ALREADY TOOK ME TO CLEVELANDAND SHOWED ME THE HEIGHTSSO HATE ALL YOU LIKETHIS IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFEHEY HEY HEY
Vote for Dua!
CHRISTMAS TIME COMING UPSongs that need to go #1 this yearChuck Berry - Run Rudolph RunBobby Helms - Jingle Bell RockBurl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmassongs that do not need to go #1 this yearmariah carey all i want for christmas is you
>>131715602I'm a Swiftie and even I think that song is buns
>>131715607Christmas Wrapping mogs all of those
>>131715607sorry forgot one that should go #1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozk8xq0Lp1g
>>131715595Based!
>>131715609I like what I like what I like what I like and I likeher
>>131715588There's no way for us to know that.
>>131715619If we're going full porn fantasy, no prizes for guess who's face I'm finishing on. I know I've said casual fornication feels dirty, but if we're entertaining these thoughts and concocting a wholly unattainable scenario, I might as well go full bore.
>>131715616that's really good too and should be in the top 10 actually one of the better newer xmas songsalso Britney's My Only Wish (This Year) should start charting higher during xmas season. it's just as good as mariah's song but never gets promoted
>>131715634*guessing whose faceGoddamn, I'm getting tired.
Nineveh please never go horndog mode again.
please go hotdog mode
>>131715634What if it was a maggie rodgers lookalike and just a syou are about to finish she whips her own staff out and starts jerking it? You still game big boy?
very unbecoming conduct from one of our elder statesmen
>>131715645The Pheebster does anal. From the guys who've conquered that territory with the fairer sex, each told me the idea is hotter than the real thing.
>>131715607This one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQhzhziN1-0
i thought the whole virgin thing was a meme but he really talks like one
>>131715636Our girl Carly has a goofy Christmas song toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpvfgFD4W0
>>>/ck/22228137
>>131715650Considering both of us would've gotten naked and I would've done a fingertest first, I doubt it would get this far. Sorry to disappoint, but I ain't havin' sex wit da same sex.
nigga said fingertest
>>131715683Idk man maggie is pretty boyish looking and you specifically mentioned finishing on her boyish face. You wanna fess up there champ? No one here would judge..
>>131715606DAMN this bitch is hot
Dua butt in your dreams
>Maggie didn't have any votes from Turkey>Eddie removed a boatload of them anyway????
>>131715750Shopped, you can literally see the stretch marks from the liquify tool
i voted dua. she's sexier. shows off her body more. makes me cum more. don't like it, take it up with my cock. i'm sure he'll be more than happy to argue with you.
>>131715750GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I think I'm gonna have to change my vote to Dua if the final ends up being her and Billie.
holy shit horny nino is corny lmaokeep it up
>>1317157582022 Dua had that big butt. She's started to work out super hard and get skinny in 2024.
>>131715750
why did we forget that nineveh was outed as gay for european boys
>>131715780holy shit im saving this picture for a rainy day
>>131715783Nino caught in an airport bathroom with an irish male prostitute that is a dead ringer for maggie rodgers.
>>131715783>implying that wasn't bird posting under a vpn
2021 D*a
did you remember to observe The National Day for Truth and Reconciliation and Orange Shirt Day on September 30th
>>131715739She looks like Charlotte Rampling in The Night Porter. Not too boyish for me:https://youtu.be/PGEPttyWq9Qhttps://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4
>>131715828Dua Lipa AND New York City? FUCKIN SCHWEEEEEEEET X-)
I'd let Dua cum all over my face and in my mouth with her big Dua Futa Cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzrhmKHfoAY
Rihanna has 8 songs on Spotify's Global 200, Taylor 7, Olivia R 6, Gaga 4, Ariana 4
>>131715828Dua is so chic! Wearing loose jeans to hide her futa cock..
>>131715788
Artists with most entries Rihanna - 8Taylor Swift - 7Olivia Rodrigo - 6Bruno Mars - 6The Weeknd - 6Ariana Grande - 4Lady Gaga - 4Justin Bieber - 4Bad Bunny - 4sombr - 4Michael Jackson - 3Coldplay - 3Olivia Dean - 3Zara Larsson - 3Tame Impala - 3Arctic Monkeys - 3SIENNA SPIRO - 3
Rewatching tonight https://youtu.be/PZU_wXrtfNg
>>131715861
>>131715820Are you turnin funny on us boy?
>>131715879
>>131715879alright im done and suddenly sleepy, im going to bed
i won't be able to sleep until i see the results fuck you eddie
>>131715780Her social and political views are repugnant to me, therefore i cannot goon to her ass
She was clearly ovulating that day.
>>131715915Idiot
>>131715915Imbecile
>>131715916Billie watching you jerk off
>>131715915Poltroon
biwwie
>>131715923Exactly, thank you! you gave me a great idea
i hope i don't regret my bina vote
bina
>>131715933You will regret it! Change it now, there is still time!
>>131715944i don't think i can change my vote. i'll have to live with it
>>131715882No. I just can't help but see that comparison as compelling. Charlotte Rampling was gorgeous in her prime. There must be something in that North European/Anglo phenotype that drives me crazy especially if the woman has lots of freckles. Normally, women with strong jawlines and robust features put me off but not her. She bypasses that. Maggie's are fairly defined and certain stronger than the average woman's especially her chin but she's not as robust as Charlotte.
Trump: Big strong, good-looking guys. There were three of them! Almost like twins. They were all big, strong, and good-looking
>>131715895
>>131715923Remember guys. Billie was a gooner too. She gets us <3
I inherited a mess.
>>131715970
>>131715960What were you thinking when you took that stupid decision? Just out of curiosity. Because I can't see how a sane, rational, healthy person in any dimension, planet, universe, hyperspace could ever prefer Sabrina in any shape or form over Billie, the irish goddess.
I don't like when people use that word phenotype.
>>131715973Why isn't she my gf then?
>>131715973She's amazing, I like her even more now knowing that she is like me. There's no such thing as "was a gonner", once a gooner always a gooner.
>>131715986i'll vote for billie if you do me a favor...
>>131715962I know what you mean. Women with those characteristics used to be rampant in Hollywood back in the 90s. Robin tunney, rebecca gayheart, rose mcgowan.
>>131716038The fix is in
>>131716038Shit, what is it... Ok, I'm listening
the anti-madonna bots are late. she already lost.
i don't want to simply goon to chappell. i want to make her happy and see the happiness reflect on her face.
>>131716026I bet that if someone texted her tons of bbc porn she'd go on a relapse gooning frenzy.
>>131716055bogged billie
>>131716058Based and same but for Livvy
>>131716058get help
>>131716046Robin Tunney was very hot in her prime. Similar phenotype, too.Rose McGowan was drop dead gorgeous. Perfect porcelain complexion, cute dimple on her chin and a well-kept body. Only she could rock that nude dress at the VMAs with Marilyn Manson.
>>131716055you just need to vote in the other poll for the candidate of a certain... southeast asian disposition ;)>>131716051we're just discussing our voting prospects.... nothing wrong with that
>>131716058based and same but for mutedart
brown people and talking about "phenotypes", name a more iconic duo
>>131716091fuck off mutedart
>>131716064it's not bogged, dummy. The photo is just overedited.
>>131716062I'm absolutely sure of that, it will go back in full force in waves, to her gooning days.
>>131716096If you were conceived in a White womb belonging to a loving mother, the same mother who all the Brown relatives couldn't help but remind her of her race in virtually every single interaction, you might feel similarly.
>>131716119are you a neo-nazi
>>131716112Bro she is like literally...one of us.
>>131716087What if I told you that I have already voted for a certain albanian gipsy...
>If you were conceived in a White womb belonging to a loving mother, the same mother who all the Brown relatives couldn't help but remind her of her race in virtually every single interaction, you might feel similarly.
what you're experiencing is childhood trauma and you should've put in the work to get past it and not fall into white supremacy rabbit holes
The final should have been Taylor Vs Olivia
I quoted you and posted a picture of an indian man that I have saved on my computer to show how not mad I am
‘Choosin’ Texas’ by Ella Langley and ‘the cure’ by Olivia Rodrigo are currently the leading contenders for Song of the Year at the GRAMMYs, according to Polymarket.com traders.
>>131716131then all i can do is wish you good luck, friend...
>>131716051Vote for Billie, anon... Vote for Billie... just do it. You know it's the right thing to do.
>I quoted you and posted a picture of an indian man that I have saved on my computer to show how not mad I am
>>131716126I've described myself as a post-right nativist because National Socialism, especially as it existed in the early twentieth century, cannot be resuscitated post-war. It is impossible. That said, the conditions that gave birth to it and consequently the ideology forged from it can certainly be sources of inspiration but never a direct carbon copy. What matters most is overcoming the chief false god that is liberalism and developing a post-liberal order. >>131716143It is pretty sad when they think this is an own.
>>131716131This is Billie's butt, btw
speaking of albanians ava max should still be in this she's better than billiehell another albanian bebe rexha is also better than billie too actually
>>131716099That actually was not me, but whomever that nonny is...what a little dreamboat. <3I would fill his bussy soo passionately that id knock him up!
>I've described myself as a post-right nativist because National Socialism, especially as it existed in the early twentieth century, cannot be resuscitated post-war. It is impossible. That said, the conditions that gave birth to it and consequently the ideology forged from it can certainly be sources of inspiration but never a direct carbon copy.>What matters most is overcoming the chief false god that is liberalism and developing a post-liberal order.
>>131716130God, this woman is perfect. I knew deep down those were her beliefs, she really loves it.
>>131716167yeah you sound really evil.
>>131716170Fuck both. Ava Max is the biggest label run experiment in maximizing interpolations and Bebe Rexha is tacky. I may not like Dua Lipa, but she has class. The other two are just trashy.Rita Ora is boring.
>I've described myself as a post-right nativist
Nineveh thinks white people are inherently superior to him
Nineveh is a stupid chud racist who voted for trump and would've voted for hitler 90 years ago
>>131716150Billie vs Dua will be the final of my dreams, man. You just have to admit that those two are miles better than Sabrina and Olivia.
BABY
>>131716224as i said...
>>131716173<3 ;)
I don't even care about the vote anymore, I just wanna look at this beautiful angel's face, fuck everything else, if you ever find yourself with a girl like this, say fuck to everything else, it's not a crime to love someone so perfect.
billie should be punished humiliated and defiled for defeating taylor
and ava max how tf did people vote for big cow billie over ava wtf
>>131716236It's whatever, man
>>131716211In 2016, I most certainly did and have no shame. Even suspending my own beliefs, let's look at the Dems that year who erected Hillary Clinton, a lifelong career politician whose public persona is thoroughly toxic. Even with the establishment entirely on her side (from media to entertainment), she still couldn't connect with her constituents because the entire party divorced themselves from their own base. The campaign was certain it could ignore the white working class's plights in favor of playing the liberal middle class's favorite game of favoring their demographic client groups. It's hard to boil down her campaign's failure to a single factor, but nothing stank of condescension quite like her counterslogan "America Is Already Great." She had the gall to say this at a time where:- America is stuck in a foreign policy quagmire through executive overreach in the Islamic world. Sadly, this only got worse since that time, but that's another story.- The chasm between the upper, middle and working classes continue to widen- Jobs continue to get outsourced to developing nations courtesy of favorable trade deals- Healthcare premiums continue to climbBerniebro Dems especially shat on her as being George Bush in a pantsuit. It doesn't take a genius to see why Trump won that year.What I got was more Evangelical Zionism and wars for Greater Israel, politically-motivated censorship and demonetization got worse, the world locked down, riots caused immeasurable damage and the right fractured further and further apart. The Trump years left me worse off than before. That said, the Dems and the American left have less than nothing to offer me.
The left is allied with capital and is no longer a threat.The right wants to preserve an earlier form of liberalism, this is impossible.Who cares about politics, to exist is to suffer. Anyone promising you heaven on earth is a liar or a moron.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8axBpHxZYM
>>131716183>>131715895>>131715424>>131715346what happened to covering up, this generation is cooked
>>131716243i agree with this
>>131716167I agree with Nino
>>131716281Haha good one, I know where that image comes from, you dirty boy, you're into some very crazy stuff.
we could stop looking to the billionaire class to solve our problems hint: they're not on our side. never were and never will be. they want to exterminate us and we keep unwittingly helping them
>>131716281Maggie's a late Millennial, so she really isn't speaking to Zoomers per se. I wish she'd stop playing around and either cover up or just pose nude.
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