>>131725721Pictured: The winner of /wpop/'s Waifu Madness 2026! Congratulations, Olivia Rodrigo!Announcements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Livvy won.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/september-09/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.08.25-2026.09.25/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.08.25-2026.09.25/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
Livvy won :)
>>131727417I hate this picture.
>>131727409I jerked it to that pic earlier tonight and shot a mighty load
>>131727417>>131727426It's kinda missing something...
>>131727351BASED
found it lolhttps://archived.moe/b/thread/954583598/#q954584271
>Nino be likeI hate liberalism, leftist, I am a nazi, chud, etc bla bla bla long live the white racenigga youre Bhagat Singh Thind lmao
Livvy King
>>131727443>Seethers actually cheated and couldn't even win
I love Sabrina Carpenter
Addy won
>>131727443OH NONONONO
>>131727431Mustache.
>>131727467Everyone* is saying this*except the brown nazi
Ive waited hours for this, I've made myself so sickI wish I'd stayed asleep todayI never thought this day would endI never thought tonight could ever be this close to Liv
>>131727443Unfortunately we'll have to rescind bina's 2nd place trophy and give it to taytay for being a good sport
>>131727444Here's your (You)
>>131727470Why she got her whole ass out?
>>131727477>brown naziOxymoron detected
>>131727494HAHAHAHHAHA so you admit you lostlook i dont hate you that much, im just saying it makes no sense why youre a nazi, only you lose if they ever actually got all they wanted
>>131727478kino song
>>131727496To reward us
>>131727478Livvy and her grandpa Rodrigo
>>131727443Eddie if you're still lurking disqualify Bina and bump up Dua and BillieIt's only right
>>131727503I don't need you to back me up with a (you). I posted the fuxking shit. Fuck you. MotherFUCK you in fact.
>>131727496Addy refuses to wear pants
>>131727514Here's another one you big fucking softie *kisses you on the mouth with tongue*
>>131727502>>131727494your own beliefs make you unhappy and bitterwe dont like each other and no i dont care to be your therapist but why even continue with beliefs like that. lets be honest most actual chuds are not third positions and you know it, they say one thing today and any non is their enemy, why is that your side? self hate?
>>131727443the Big Bina Fraud of '26
Ahhh. Not a single Mica for hours. I'm very anti Mica you know
i simply want these woman's legs around my head. what's so hard to understand??
>>131727525This feels very familiar...
>>131727541She needs to give up the "I'm gay" meme already
>>131727561Pervy poster
>>131727561Her tiny body was meant for FUCKING
>>131727545>giving up a womans love to whatever men believekek, absolutely not
>>131727564Why don't women have good style anymore.
Gun to your mama's head name one Madison Beer song
>>131727433He seems to think that because the professional middle class broadly votes Democrat that liberalism is a signifier of intelligence. He also seems to think that the perceived Clintonian largesse afforded the American right its grievance-driven lifestyle politics.These grievances weren't born out of luxury; they were born out of systemic economic abandonment. While Wall Street celebrated the 90s boom, the Clintonians signed NAFTA and opened the door to China, which systematically liquidated American manufacturing and gutted working-class communities. They became people living in the wreckage of an economic wasteland where their jobs were exported, their towns were boarded up, and their futures were gambled away in 2008. He then acts as though they're misbegotten lumpenprole ingrates because his bloated yet fragile ego cannot handle the fact that the populist backlash he hates so much was entirely manufactured by policies people like him celebrate.
>>131727564Chilly autumn walk with Taytay
maybe we should stop lewding these great and talented women
I ain't reading allat
>>131727586Where do you get your ideas?
>>131727596I love, respect and admire Olivia Rodrigo as a person and as an artist, and it would be my privilege to spend my life with her in loving marriage
Ladies and Gentlemen; David Bowie pissing on a toaster!
>>131727443kek the schizo anon was right
>>131727586Like I said BASED. That's why you are my favorite /mu/ tripfag. Sadly so many of the left are legit mentally ill you will find no purchase there. It's a pointless fight, but not a meaningless one.
>>131727610I get news from several sources but I highly recommend The Nuremberg System by Thomas Cyr. That sums up the American regime from the Great Depression to today. Another book that profoundly influenced my beliefs was The Redneck Manifesto by Jim Goad. Men vs. the Man is also worth reading.
>>131727638>bergFuck off jew.
>>131727585"Yes Baby" was on my gym's playlist for months. "Make You Mine" was another one.
>>131724427
>>131727664Interestingly enough, none of those are examples of popular music.
prog is popular but not pop. metal is popular but not pop. pop is often quite unpopular but yet is still pop.Explain.
>>131727679She's attractive but her music is boring. Same vibe from Hailee Steinfeld.
>>131727685Some people like to troll. Particularly postmodernist hipsters.
i must admit something... the 76th vote was me. Malana.
>>131727696You're cool, so don't worry.
>>131727676Trvke
the 76th vote
While we're at it...
>>131727731is this a joke
i've never seen a flip that i couldn't beat up
I wonder if their nipples are as dark brown as Olivia Rodrigo's
>>131727731wtf does "filipino kingdom of jerusalem" mean?
Them purple lips and dicks
I can't be the only one who thought Sabrina was Madonna's daughter
>>131727731Hello.I’m the non-mexican non-queer Olivia fan.Remember me well.Also what’s with your schizo rants now?
>>131727443There is more, these are just the ones posted on /b/
>>131727737Duh. This used to troll the fuck out of people in the 2010s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67Xfi5iPXoIt's up!!!!!!!!!!
>>131727760Arguing online tends to get exhausting. You can only work up so much to respond to glib shitposts from liberal bootlickers that you lose sight of why you were even here to begin with.As to why, I just want to speak the truth.
>>131727768When is he going to date her already? I want to see Olivia on new music Fridays
Goddamn, I need to go to bed:https://youtu.be/3StbJht7ltgSing me to sleep, my darling.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd_-fwOJLLJ/literally me
>>131727761>still lostzp and his posse can't do anything right
I like bird
>>131727804we know it's because you carefully cherrypicked only those posts to screenshot and not all the livvyfag posts
drizzie lostlivvy won
>>131727814>and not all the livvyfag postsSource?
critical lack of maggie posts ITT
>>131727825We're all saying this
>>131727826i'm sure you saw them too when you did that search to find the other posts
Magick is the science and art of causing change to occur in conformity with will. Winning was part of Olivia's will, there was no chance of her losing.
>>131727815>>131727833cummies for livvy tummy
>>131727844Olivia is a Parsifalian character who will restore the ruined world to glory
>>131727838Where are they, anonhttps://archived.moe/b/search/text/Strawpoll/
>>131727838>>131727883Where are the livvyfag posts, anonhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Strawpoll/
>>131727844I got a black cat bone, I got a mojo too, I got the John the Conqueror root, Livvy gonna mess with you!!!
You asked for it. You got it. Due to popular demand: The Rematch. https://strawpoll.com/xVg71869eyr
>>131727872Pure of heart you think she is? Certainly more than just a fool.
>>131727903lol no
>whole-ass coordinated assault against /ourgirl/>still winsmuch like her music career, she just can't be stopped
>>131727903
LET THEM EAT CAKE
>>131727903Voted Livvy :)
>>131727903no eddie no vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H3_8oCqic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BOTmhIFip0
holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIk4DpJA104
>>131727903We all hate Sabrina and you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDNpBqW3uY
You really wanna get your votes in.I'm afraid it's looking quite slim. https://strawpoll.com/xVg71869eyr
>>131728040>>131727973
I tried. I really tried.
Rodrigo Crave
>>131728040Fuck off. Liv won already
there's just no escaping it
>>131728185#locktober
>>131727926Wait that's what Widowmaker says
>>131728195he's not kidding
that was the first top result btw when i clicked on the locktober trendhe's a very dedicated swiftie, the video is nsfw just so you knowanyway happy locktober to those who celebrate
he might in fact be a tayzois that a more obsessed version of a swiftie
tay
>>131728185>Britney Spears
>>131728291Is that Ethel Cain?
No POP for me. I just CUM
When TMZ reporter asked Travis Swift how will locktober affect his performance this Sunday, he said, "I just can't wait to get on the field and have some big hairy man in tight pants chase me around for an hour, and then give him a big ole bear hug in the showers afterwards. Rar!"
I didn't realize #locktober was some gay Taylor Swift bullshit or I wouldn't have mentioned it
>>131728447It's just a fag thing that has huge overlap with Taylor Swift
>>131728447don't knock it till you try it
Taylor Swift
I'm going to shit tribute Sabrina tomorrow. I need to eat some canned corn beforehand
I don't know what Sabrina did to make you all hate her. On a personal note this has been a very humbling experience.
>>>/tv/223544966
>>131728521whats this from i don't get the reference
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f-dpkYGL3J0
men pretending to have standards when they even rape dead bodies in graves and animals
>>131728537But enough about bird
I had a choli dream. In it I watched The Moment and it turned out to be like some reality tv schlock about who Choli has dated.>>131728537Right wing men pretending to be raging feminists when a black/brown man commits a crime against a woman
it's been decided. the people have spoken. congratulations to the winner.https://strawpoll.com/xVg71869eyr/resultsIt's over. now let's never speak of this ever ever ever again.
A dark cloud hangs over wpop
>>131728567I turned towards right wing ideologically because the leftist musicians I grew up with and worked with raped incessantly.Like everywhere they were problems started coming up.Leftism itself is at its core what a piece of shit thinks a good person sounds like. There's very little underlying meaning.
A cloud in the shape of Shartlivia
Oh nononono wtf happened!? We were supposed to rig this one!
Protect the Livvy. Destroy the Bina.
Livchads are just bullying binachuds now, somebody needs to put a stop to this
Bina has phoned Livvy to concede.
Just took a huge dump for Olivia
>>131728585tsktsk... you're giving "guy who has only seen Boss Baby"
Livvy is now being asked to form a majority government.
>>131728640she looks like she wants to snort ketamine off our dicks
President Tooly has ordered the public castration of every conservative man because 9 out of 10 states with the highest rates of child marriage in the US are red states."Conservatives... more like nonceservatives hehe" said President Tooly in the executive order.
President Tooly
men pretending women casually want to snort ketamine off their dicks and a gangbang when they outnumber a woman 1:7
>>131728707you have clearly never been to daytona beach
but the rapists are promising young men, you see.
nice school. what are they teaching over there, how to gangrape? they should change the name of Cornell to Rape School
men doing their best to simp for rapists because they lack the empathy and understanding of consent required to understand the discoursegiving off "what are the arguments against human trafficking?"
>>131728758to understand the issue*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWXGJL3YIpc
>>131720297
Buddy has been suspiciously silent during Nino's meltdown
it's a lonely saturday. thinking about chappy boobs in my mouth.
any pits
Hawk tuahLiv on that thing
Tooly Desantis
>>131728952
>>131728640I'm familiar with the type and in a social environment Charlie XCX would try to jump on my dick.
>>131728640what's boss baby? a cartoon?
>you won't have Bina Carpenter to kick around any more
>>131729036doing a little bit of back n forth between her face, neck and boobs sounds really good to me
>>131729070Thst's silly. Clearly she wants it from the back on all fours.
>>131729075sure she does but what's the rush? a little bit of tease goes a long way. we'll get to it and by the time we do, she'll be a begging mess.
>>131728864Convo had nothing to do with me and I don't care about wpop's political views
>>131729135You can see what a thoroughbred these women are. They're pretty and optimized for their schmoozy oversocialized environment but they're so brittle up close. Clairo looks like she's great in the sack and probably is but if you had a kid with her they're going to have problems.
>>131729136An even bigger and darker hand above that called /wpop/Good morning americans
>>131729212You're setting yourself up for disappointment if you start planning a future with a partner or even a friend for that matter. You gotta look at like maximizing an asset while you got it, that way if it ends tomorrow you got all you could out of it
>>131729259sounds like you've been put through the ringer at some point.
Sabringer Cartendah
you don't have Carpenter to kick around any more
>>131729259These women look like a liability. They melt in the sun and seize up in the ice. You can't take them anywhere but enclosed spaces. You're going to get retarded bubble boys for kids with them.
to celebrate this day im going to suck cock for livvy
>>131727409Goonbait
/wpoo/ is taking up too much of my attention and it's getting annoyinggoodbye forever (see you tomorrow)
Gracie is a hack and a homewrecker
>>131727903>>131728040
smug livvy
>>131727409
>>131729425Giga mogged
Swifties are retarded
Wtf why did Gracie Abrams like this
>>131729581No.
>>131729589Yes
>>131729425>>131729568>>131729584ohhh she’s messy
The Life of a Showgirl turns one year old. Thoughts on it today?
>>131729626Taylor has always been turbo dogshit
>>131729626i like cancelled, elizabeth taylor, fate of ophelia and actually romantici liked the tortured poets department more desu, it's a great 'rainy day' album to listen to while longing for a Lover
Charli is a better songwriter than Swiftler
>>131729626Fate of Ophelia is catchy.
Demon
>>131729660>>131729734the beauty of a Greek goddess
>>131729626It's her St. Anger moment
https://music.apple.com/us/album/patient-zero-video-bundle-single/6818017938
>>131729815Nino, do you agree?>>131729259
>>131729844Type of shit your uncle likes on Facebook
>>131729845Based uncle
>>131727844Thank you Aleister Crowley
>>131729829didn't click
>>131729844Dua Booba
Guys check out my homie's YouTube channel https://youtu.be/TgQ4xNEXe6o
>>131729834As with everything, you gotta take it step by step and never get too ahead of yourself. She'll shit test you. You gotta put her in mutually uncomfortable situations with no easy solutions to see how she reacts. If she can pull it together and stay calm, you've got a keeper.As for maximizing an asset, I prefer to look at people as people rather than reduce them to economic units.
>>131729914She's soooo tight
>>131729844I'm glad Dua doesn't have huge boobs like this. doesn't suit her at all
a masterful shot
>>131729914perky and well-shapen
>>131729920
>>131729928This genuinely changed my life
>>131729345Me first nonny!!!Slow and sensual plz im a sensitive lover boi..;) can i call you livvy?
I wish Dua Lipa would ride a bicycle up my butthole for all the right reasons
Which artists are you hoping will drop a New Album in 2027??
>>131729660Tayhag damage control is in full force. Everytime im in the car running errands the stations are playing her shitty songs..kek.
>>131729903Disliked
>>131729981Chappell RoanMagdalena BayLana del Rey
>>131730053MagBay is a lock. I think Chappy can't afford to not drop something.Who the fuck knows about Lana for all we know it could drop before this year ends or on 2028.
I wish Dua Lipa would hold my penis in front of her face like some fancy drunken wine glasses
>>131730082I thought they were already playing a new album right now on Hayley's tour
Anyone getting ready for...Halloween?
>>131730120They dropped 8 new singles throughout last year but they're still in the Imaginal Disk era
>>131730175Watched Tobe Hooper's The funhouse last night. Underrated 80s exploitation
>>131730206Stupid nigger
>>131730211Fearless throat
anyone who speaks ill of taytay is invited to eat my tushy, tongue it deep slow and good
>>131730053>>131730082IF CHAPPY DOESN'T DROP SOMETHING in 2027 IMMA LOSE MY SHIT!!!
>>131730256She's gonna drop in your arms, deeply in love
>>131730256Patience, Ms. Malana.
>>131730313She ain't gonna let you hit
I wish Dua Lipa would smear her dark smelly ear wax all over my lips, nipples, and dick slit in the traditional Albanian way
>>131730311if that happens, it means i died and went to heaven. until then an album will suffice.>>131730313AAAAAAHHHH!!
>ctrl f>"carly">nothingyou fucking faggots suck shit what is this garbage thread even FOR
>>131730346me and nino are having a kickbox match at the livvy (burger?) place parking lot
>>131730381Jerking to Liv
>>131730381
>>131730409I hope her baby dies is some horrible boiling water accident and Baby Carly leaves an uncleanable melt stain on her hardwood floors
>>131730418But why
>>131730346Malana is a lovely woman. I regret being short with her.>>131730388Be there or be square! Get ready for my Nino Bomb!
>>131730352Sorry, that's for Callum only. You, at best, can watch.
What is the /wpop/ approved music streaming service?
>>131730175Nino, which would you pick?
>>131730489None. Either buy CDs or download losslessly. Streaming services are for cattle.
>>131730491Definitely cocaine with Saddam Hussein. It'll make suffering Kurt Cobain worth it. He had swag.
yes don't be cattle and get things for free, BUY.hussein had swag and cobain didn't. right.
>>131727409Physiognomy maybe complete voodoo, but for me, it's her perennially endearing smirk that screams MOTHER in all caps
>>131730489Apple Music
Cocaine makes me highly aggressive and horny. It's hard to cum on coke
>>131730514Based. Cobain doesn't strike me as a coke guy honestly
MotherFUCK Liberty Island! You can even climb into that French bitch's head anymore!!!X-(
lossless audio is a scam
>>131730489None
>>131730489Spotify
>>131730605>lossless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koLdD0c2oc
Olivia Rodrigo
>>131730631so true
>>131730631
>>131730596i remember this tour. baker was the headliner back then. i don't know if phoebe even had anything out yet, maybe the pax-am single?
Feel free to share what you did with your DOGE refund and your tariff dividend check.
>>131730543Soulseek is fine, too.
what you having for breakfast /wpop/?
'fraid this new firefox look ain't it
>>131730738I ate leftover baked Cajun chicken with a side of grits.
>>131730738No talent value menu faggot
>>131730738Egg, jalapeno, cheese omelette with Ranch Style beans and cucumbers
>>131730904Tetona TayTay!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=getaavEHdOo
my LADY, my BABY
mmmm Chappell TORSO
>>131730904chat is this real
Come my ladyCome-come my ladyYou're my butterfly, sugar Gracie!!!
>>131731141Why the fuck do you keep repeating my shit?!? You won't good enough to come up with why the fuck you gotta repeat it?! Worthless echolalia autistic faggot!!!
>>131731253You have a tumor in your brain, no nuts in your sack, are ugly and very poor!X-(
the doe eyed queen
>>131731262Using my own original schticks against me. You have no class. Shameful bastard
>>131731330My schticks are 1000% homegrown. I'm sure you worthless faggots post them else where and take credit for them
>>131731429You are a disgraceful piece of shit
choli
Motherfuck James Garner!
>>131731568what? why? what did he do?
James Garder was a gentleman and a scholar
you can tell all the tourists left after the tournament
>>131731626Nothing I was on meth X-(
>>131731566>cholicholi
>>131731753
