ITT: Influential bands that are boring to listen toPic related. I'd rather listen to any of the other famous sludge bands
>>131735639listened to this album and it was mid and forgettable on first listen, haven't listened to their other releases though
>>131735671their first ep chronic town is their best release by far
>>131735639The Velvet Underground, they got couple of songs that are okay at best like Sunday Morning and Who Loves The Sun. But the rest of their songs suck.
>>131735639I never cared much for U2. I liked Pop a little, but I get that's considered one of their worst albums>>131735671Murmur is better. I like Monster better too.>>131735883Lou Reed just sucks
>>131735883Not even the best songs on their respective albums
>>131735639Sonic Youth
it doesn't get worse than the Fall
>>131735639Literally everything that Scaruffi rates highly. "Influence" is literally his sole metric, actual musical quality be damned. He's a meme. Pull up his website, peruse his all-time rankings, and throw a dart, his site is literally tailor-made for this thread
>>131735883Don't forget Heroin
>>131736969>I UNDERSTAND BUT I DONT SEE IT
>>131736969It's influence is just a footnote, The Fall is great for the music, Mes vocals and solid discography throughout 40 years.
Modest Mouse
Some hot shit takes itt. Kill thyselves
>>131735639The Faint - these guys invented that millennial 00s rock sound that you hear in Klaxons, LCD Soundsystem, Franz Ferdinand, later emo bands, in some Crystal Castles too etc.But holy shit they have no songs. Maybe one or two. They did have a sound and it was really influential, just not given much credit.But if you listen to their debut album from 1999 you will recognise the sound that influenced those bands I mentioned and which came later.No idea how they arrived at it. I've noticed some influences from God Lives Underwater, but that's a wholy different dish.
>>131737001No, his metric is not influence, because that would imply popularity and then Beatles would be at the top of his lists.His metric is "innovation", meaning the weirder and post-modern it sounds the more wowed Scaruffi is. Some experimental group hitting a bell every 5 minutes followed by silence for Scaruffi would be incredible and much superior to any Beatles song
>>131735639The Melvins wipe their ass with your bitch ass.
>>131735639Pig nosed Patton Oswalt feigning cunt who tips over like a bowling pin in a moshpitMelvins fans the worstSchwag Pot and unwashed gym socks the bandKurt had better gear better plans and better musicIf I was stuck around Buzz Id hit the needle too
>>131738977He died with a child like a selifsh bitch.Buzz and Dale lived and were incredibly prolific.
>>131735639Is that matan even? I didnt know he had a band.
>>131736463More like sonic old
>>131738980Buzz took credit where he didn't deserve itKurt wrote those hit songs not himDale cool tho solid drummer as long as you forget that he played in an inferior toilet water bandThey were cool the first time I hit mexican dirt weed out of a paper towel tubeNot anymore
>>131739002He deserves all of it. He fucking created it. Kurt licked his fucing boots.
>>131738249>influential
>>131739005You wish. Have fun not playing guitar
>>131739016You're going to rep Kurt and be a fucking guitar hero? Absolute embarrassment.
>>131739005Kurt licked Albinis ass and The Pixies cock not stank ass Buzzo
>>131739026Read any interview he ever did.
>>131739028Those Jew cuck journalists just wanted Kurts ass cause they couldnt write hit songsI can't think of a single shitty Melvins song I recall ofProbably cause the lack of impactAll I know is Houdini sounds like my constipated uncles grunts over bar room boomer core turned up to 11I know Kurt shot up in the same studio so what
>>131739045Okay, you're a racist incel who doesn't want to admit the truth.
>>131739048SOMEONE GET THE VIEW PANEL OUTWHATS WHOOPIE GONNA SAY BOUT TRUMPS BOWEL MOVEMENTS TODAY!?!?
Plebian takes in this thread. Imagine hating Gluey Porch Treatments, Ozma, or Lysol.
>>131739063Id rather drink LysolFuckers think they are neo SwansMetallica's last album is reams heavier than those other poorly mixed middle school talent show projects you mentioned
>>131739078And so it's all revealed. The plebian in the flesh.
>>131739078What did Buzzo do to make you so mad, fuck your girl?
>>131739083Okay name the other albums that would pad out your Melvins selectionFilth and Cop wipes out their entire discographyThey wanted to vote to keep weed illegal too watch the Pitchfork doc
>>131739087MaybeWould've let Kurt smash instead if he didn't off himself
>>131739083You don't get enough sunlight nor do you attend shows post pandemic
>>131739096You brought up Swans not me you fucking idiot. Gluey Porch Treatments, Ozma, Housini, Stoner Witch, Senile Animal, even their recent releases are great. You're a dumb fuck.
>>131739126Take a bath
>>131739124I attended their show when they opened for Mr. Bungle. They blew out the entire arena
>>131739135Buzz don't play big venuesHe's a hipster ass so he wants to keep his underground cred so people don't think he's too mainstream like Nirvana
>>131739152Good, he can filter out fucking idiots like you and make a decent living doing it.
Melvins are better live, I recommend just going to see them. I've seen them three times live.
>>131739160More like stay in your stinky corner with the rest of the special ed kids sure
>>131739177That was Kurt Cobain, and he would hate what you've had to say.
>>131739188HAHAHAHAHA YOU GONNA RESURRECT HIM?Buzz cold shouldered Kurt cause of the dope problem left him to rot away from that rejection instead of being a friend
>>131739205You're a fucking incel bitch who has never had to deal with heroin junkies riding on you. He made his bed. That's all he's ever said by the way.
>>131739223Let the dead bury the dead.Its unfair when the harder working more successful artists get taken advantage of by bums who LARPs too much about how they are the new KISS Leave Gene Simmons alone Buzz
>>131739269Who took advantage of whom? He wanted Buzz in his band. Don't fucking pretend otherwise, he was way too far gone and fucked his life over. And btw you were the one dick riding Kurt, not me.
>>131739152>>131739135I saw a show from the same tour and they played a 5,000 cap club, it was sold out. It wasn't what would be considered an arena, but that's sizeable and I really don't blame him.
>>131735883Wrong, the velvet underground is fantastic Rock n roll. They can do it allCrazy loud songs Soft rock songs Catchy exiting songs
