>>131791134
>>131797030Rachel Zealot
Jingle All the Way but it stars Ninny, Bird and Buddy and it's about this fucking thing
>>131797037Chuds, feel free to use this one but please credit me>>131797038Based!
fucking Rachel Z
Is this Cunn Cunn's friend?>>131796676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dOohc_nztQ
>>131797130AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
what do we think about katseye?
livvy, chappy, bina
>>131797135AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>131797165father, son and the holy spirit
>>131797011Fuck Bina
>>131797165chopped retards that look like shit and make bad music
>>131797187yes... yes! YES!!
>>131797192Fuck off ZP
>>131797201Looks like a man in this one desu
This how I text my nephews
>>131797224>textkys
>>131797212who the fuck is ZP
>>131797257
/mu/tards think the board's jannies are from /wpop/
>>131797224>mom, how do I tell our weird pedo uncle to stop texting us?
Buddy Cenat
>>131797260that nigga bugs a sellout for this one ngl
chappelle roan isinsidiousfakeperformative
maggie rogers is a flop
tom bugs isinsidiousfakeperformative
ninny or buddy uncle?
What's the wpop equivalent of embedrel?https://youtu.be/b2Y73s6xVNA
Tom Bugs doesn't care about black people.
>>131797294Ninny.
>>131797289Most wpop girls are flops.
Ok guys im working on a little story. Its like the notebook but gay:>"its over Nick! Its been years since i heard from you! Dont come into my life now and expect things to be the same" Jasper said. "Im marrying Amanda and thats the end of it!"> the last words stung like needles in Nicks chest "whaddya mean? I wrote you every damn day Jasper i always did.. you can't go off and marry her. You know thats not who you are!!">"its over Nick!! i can't do this anymore!!!!"The rain felt heavier on Nicks shoulders in that moment as he watched the young man he loved turn his back on him. None of it felt right so Nick did the only thing that did. >"No Jasper" he said as he grabbed the boy by the wrist and whipped him around so hard he whimpered. "Its never over!!" He pressed his lips to Jasper's as the rian started to come down heavily. Instinctively the smaller Jasper swooned under the older man's passion. The long years of yearning exploded in that moment. At some point in the ensuing embrace Jasper's legs wrapped around Nick's waist. His hands were draped around his older lovers neck. Long gone was the urge to push him away. Jasper was beyond that now, now their tongues met again and explored one another as they had first done all those years ago. Even the downpour that was falling couldn't put out fires they held for one another.What do you think? Unc outdid himself this time huh?
>>131797341or maybe you're just supporting the wrong girls
Taylor Swift belongs in prison
>>131797378Kill yourself ZP
That's Langleytard actually
>>131797011how am i supposed to be straight when bina makes me wanna get on my knees for her?
Taylor Swift is going to have her own Candace Owens moment one of these days. iykyk
Daily reminder: Tyler Swift is a guyhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/k90F2FLfh6he/
apologize to Langleychad
>>131797417what the fuck is this
>>131797490The truth
Sabrina and AGP. Name a more iconic duo.
>>131797475kys
>>131797030Weird pop
>>131797131
>>131797550whoa that's spook
>>131797550crazy!
>>1317971634 smokin hot pieces
>>131797530thank you!yea we chatted once or twice
>>131797724cool dad
Ella mogs these skanks
>>131797763
>>131797763Trvkie
>>131797763stop pitting women against each other
Heh, my gym is now playing "Bass Down Low". Someone would get triggered by this.
>>131797819do gyms ever play good music
>>131797839no
angels can humping my bed make me spunk?
>>131797736Ohh righhhtt!! Good times nonny!! My little friend sends you a wiggle!!
>>131797867Yeah. I prefer a pillow though.
>>131797867Do you need a hand?
>>131797867do you need a mouthy?
should there be a civil war between democrats and republicans and also who would win if there was
>>131797911>>131797932What I need is a mean woman to abuse me crazy style
who won the tradwife poll?
>>131797933The soundtrack to such a war:https://youtu.be/YN39bvtMJ3s
the amount of businesssmen turds broken off in bina's mouth
>>131797951Livvy but Maggie got second place. Not bad.
Every cellphone in the world should simultaneously explode right now. Whoever is still alive are the only people who deserve to live.
>>131797951Do you even need to ask?
>>131797951>>131797964It was a close one
>>131797964>>131797980what's so trad about either of them
>>131797933the dems would have to be super reactionary to get army elements on their side but also do the "beacon of democracy" schtick with the rotw
Our little Grimey may be despised but if she hadn't done the needful she'd be like Lights now (yikes)
>>131798001i love nostalgiaposting
She has a very asian side profile, if if I never saw her face from the front I'd think this is a Chinese woman
>>131798018that's the problem
>>131797983there's no argument for voting maggie, those are troll votes
>>131798018That's the best part
You now remember Ashnikko
>>131798062thanks ZP
polachek the semen's demon
>>131798018boobies
the world is gone wrong
>>131797992I wouldn't call Maggie trad but she's painfully bougie. If you grew up around rich kids, you'd know. They maybe liberal in who they vote for but are surprisingly conservative with their day to day lives. I don't mean tradshit but reserved and hesitant.
Angels I'm honestly pretty cold so I've just been nekkid on mi stummy, motionless and with a soft willie X-(
>>131798018She doesn't look chinese at all.
Happy 72nd Birthday to the one and only David Lee Roth!
pj's hairy harveys
>>131797349So you fags are just gonna ignore unc's kino? This is why you never show a work in progress!!!
>>131798145Post proof or GTFO
>>131798195perv
Anyone save those 1080p wpop wallpapers I've saved a few of in the past? Looking for Carly, Taylor and Lights specifically :D The few I DID save long ago I finally put to use now that I have a gpu actually capable of a bigger resolution than 1600x900.
unc and buddy make me uncomfortable
>>131798180Caan I play Jasper?
>>131798239Huh? Ohh ummm heellll yeahh!!
>>131798180A pretty pedestrian effort from unc.
>>131798228Its UNComfortable at first baby but just breathe baby eventually it becomes UNContrallable.
>>131798195Here's my dick and balls hehe
I reckon "Its like the notebook but gay" is the worst pitch to come down the pike in a coon's age
Its hard to tell whether it'll be Ava Max or Bebe Rexha selling services on the streets of Sarajevo first.
>>131798330>pitchSays the guys who is obv pitching a tent and hungry to read more of it. Bet you want Unc to feed you huh?
she is the babiest, the cutest girl there ever was
>>131798335Ava is Albanian-American, so she won't have to worry about it. She'll be fine although playing state fairs.
>>131798461Is it possible to wear a green top and brown pants without looking like shaggy? Never seen it done before
>>131798485It’s one hundred percent shaggy
>>131798315Fat fingers.
>>131798498Its funny cause his pants are actually maroon in the cartoon
>>131798260And you'll play Nick, right? And please tell me there's a very explicit sex scene between Nick and Jasper later.
>>131798461she's so gross
>>131798564True
>>131798388With her face she fits in perfect at horror night.
>>131798461actual trad wife and she loses a poll to slags
>>131798548is that shaggy rogers or maggie rogersthey could be twins
>>131798564>>131798581
>>131798419What about you? What are you going to do when your mom passes away?
Guys what do you think about my business idea. I'm looking for investors for my film production company. The goal is to find young, new talent eager to get their foot in the door. They'd have completely creative control to direct micro budget genre films, ideally starring non-union actors. With 1 million, I could easily produce 5 200k budget movies. Even if only 1 of those movies is successful, that would still be a huge ROI
>>131798631she would be an amazing scream queen or even a horror character. she likes to be scary!
>>131798687Totally down to shill any zionist propaganda too btw! Just get in touch with me :))
>>131798687what is your role here exactly, you have zero industry connections
>>131798687I have a better idea: weighted pillows to match your weighted blanket
>>131798685That will be for me to deal with. It certainly won't involve psychopaths like you.
>>131798737finding the talent, allocating funds, coordinating shoots, etc.
>>131798685what the fuck kinda question is that to ask? christ almighty
>>131798788This guy never misses a chance to insult me or bring up my family members unprompted. He's a psychopath.
>200kyou can't get a nigga to pop the lens cap for less than 400k these days
>>131798778It really is the most essential role in this whole plan if you think about it
>>131798826I said non-union nigga. And there's always the promise that this will need to bigger, better payed work after the movie comes out
>>131798756Well, it'll happen eventually? Are you mentally prepared?
>>131798694I was calling her ugly.
>>131798853Lead**
>>131798867Stop pretending to be concerned. You just want to mock me.
>>131798687Good, let's start by filming >>131797349
She was always demonic
>>131798853well best of luck brother. i assume your motives are strictly mercenary, so at least you're not in any danger of having illusions shattered. do shout us out when you're up there collecting the award, be it academy or razzie
>>131798894There's no market for it, unless it's hot prestige actors tongue wrestling. My idea is to capitalize on the backrooms/obsession horror hype
$5000 and you get to see him naked
>>131798461>>131798670>>131798959Blatantly male.
>>131798869I was calling her talented and full of potential! on the other hand, you're objectively wrong, she's a cutie beauty.
>>131798968>unless it's hot prestige actors tongue wrestlingIt's me and Mutedart.
>>131799201Nope. Only chance it has of getting any buzz is if you're two black guys
btfo
>>131799297hayley keeps dunking on these weirdos, it's genuinely funny
>>131799297clocked her ass i fear
>>131799297She does the angst teenager bit to fuck hung zoomerGods
Rodrigo Crave
>>131798558Are you kidding??! Yeah! Its right after the part i shared.> Jasper sighed for nick to stop but instead his body betrayed him. He beard his soft neck in submission as Nick feverishly littered it kisses. The older man's affection and his soft wet whiskers made Jasper whimper. Nick could feel the heat radiating in Jasper's pants just pressing against his bellybutton as he carried him back inside.>Nick threw his young lover on the bed and bed and quickly flipped him on his belly as he went to work. >Jasper winced as Nick's big hot passion burrowed into him making him moan. He reached back to moderate his lovers advances but his tiny rich boy hand could barely wrap around Nick's wrist let alone get him to stop!!>He was ensnared in the larger man's hands just like all those critters he must have trapped in his hunting days.>Jasper began to feel Nick's lubed up manhood plundering his hole in a way it hadn't been done to him in years!! He couldn't even push Nick away anymore. All Jasper could do was arch his back against Nick's strong thrust and whimper and drool all over himself as his legs began to tremble..
>>131799213You don't care about srt, you only care about money. So much for "completely creative control to direct micro budget genre films, ideally starring non-union actors", huh.
>>131799350the depraved work of a diseased mind
>>131799370>srtart*
>>131799350Hell yeah, I'm gonna act the shit out of that scene. And let me tell you something, I'm method.
love marinaboomerlove kofaglove cholifagslove birdlove tayzoslove dojaposterhate buddyhate nino
>>131799350this is vile. the saudis would stone you for writing such filth
>>131799327zoomers dont have sex
>>131799405Fuck the saudis!
we hate the saudis here
>>131799385>>131799405Says the guys who spend all day wacking off to girls.
>>131799401Hot, you are like chloe sevigny in brown bunny.
“either they give us everything or they don’t exist any longer.” who said it
>>131799427
>>131799501the sex pistols died in the late seventies just like lynyrd skynyrdthese bands are frauds
You guys notice how there is a perfect connection between livvy having the rain wash her white dress away just like Jasper is having his inhibitions washed away by his hot older lover.Theres levels to this man..what do we think about that?
Seven O'clock in the eveningWatchin somethin' stupid on TVI'm zoned out on the sofaWhen my wife comes in the room and sees meShe says "Is this 'Behind the Music'With Lynyrd Skynyrd?"And I say "I don't knowSay, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner?
>>131799405Nino, come get your cousin man!
Nino, what do you think of my business proposition?>>131798687
>>131799404cholifags luv u too angel>>131799639you stole the idea from me actually. I've thought about that for years
>>131799639Idiot
/wpop/ without bird is like a trans with no penis
>>131799651stfu nigga
Choli
My proposition of a bar with prostitutes and video games is much better.
>>131799655trvkie
>>131799655bird put a cute cock and balls between the legs of /wpop/
>>131799655you're right, it's great
choli brot british popstahw chali eksoiekx
Wpopsploitation flick
>>131799678penises are terrible, neither men nor women should have them
who tf is “jasper”?
>>131799702a penis-haver therefore bad and evil and should die
>>131799698Hello from Tel Aviv!
penises are great actually
>>131799702He's not even a rapper
>>131799702Its a sexy bottom name so presumably hes a sexy sub boi?
remember OFWGKTA
>>131799639Mmm how about 50% stake for 20 bucks?
I bid 25
Coolybucks
I finessed my plug with Toolybucks
>Excuse me, Anon, but I believe that it is time to record my verse for the song, if you don't mind.
Lana Del Rey
Pro Toolys
>>131799802Hol onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZKS6Z0rU_M
literally me
Pro Toolsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5knKQTEddik
>>131799838She's bi
>>131799874im bi too
>>131799867It's cool. The Exorcist 3 is my favorite and I've liked everything Mike Flanagan has done so far
>>131799867camera movements are too smooth these days
>>131799802Snow on the BeachWeird buttfuckin beautiful
>>131799917Ay yo, Nigga dat was da bomb
all of wpop thinks Mike Flanagan is a talentless hack faggot director who should be scrubbing movie theater toilets instead of directing them.
>>131799965
>>131799965yeah and even "hack" is generous. that filmography is 100% slop
Jewish Tom Bina!
I'm starting to think buddy doesn't care about art
I'm starting to think buddy wants to molest me
>>131800083Aren't you a fag?
WOLOLO
>>131799802Her song "young and beautiful" inspired me to write gay notebook. Love her work!!Makes me feel guilty tho cuz i have not loved my bfs after a certain age. Twink death is real bros..
You think she actually listens to Death Angel or just likes the shirt?
>>131800107no but everyone thinks i am :(
>>131800129probably not. she's a stupid poser bitch. fuck her
>>131800129Phoebe is definitely into Metal. She just plays Folk and Indie Rock.
>>131800160fuck off zp
>>131800160don't talk to Taylor Swift's friend Phoebe Bridgers With A Hard R like that
Masturbating to Phoebe eyebrows
>>131800177omg same
>>131800044>>131800083Fake news>>131800129Yes cause she's a perfect gf
Phoebe Bridgers, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the smirk.
starring Taylor Swift as Dr. Strangelover
>>131800280Would watch/10
Phoebe SMILE!!!
>>131800316But does it scream CUNT or MOTHER?
smile, smirk, just a matter of interpretation really
They saw Pheebs from across the bar and liked her vibe
Was pretty stupid of her to try and cancel Adele.
>>131800398I'm dressed like Phoebe rn
>>131800398She got confused and was trying to cancel Adela
I'm big for Dakota Johnson
Same thing for crocs
>>131800411Cool. Not as crazy about Insect Warfare as my buddies were. I treated them as hipster bait for awhile.
>>131799541If we do it right this thing could be a masterpiece.
>>131800510She's not welcomed in South America and Southeast Asia then.
>>131800513>hipster baitYou realize who you're speaking to?
>>131800510>>131800532She's not wrong if you live on the East Coast. Even so, men should only wear those on the beach during the summertime or if you live in somewhere tropical.
>>131800557Just curious, are you FtM?
>>131800575Nope. I'm born male and intend to stay that way.
>>131800532Tragic >>131800562>Life after I realized you can just walk out the convenience store with stuff
Forget punching a code I'm punching this thief's face in
Lats gow shupping Al bai uh handbaahg
Eating raw gingerbread cookie dough is one of the cleanest best pleasures. MotherLOVE seasonal productsgoodnight angels
>general is just a Q&A for two circlejerk tripfagsLook how they massacred my boy
I'm just here to talk about Rampooly
>>131800653>gingerbread cookie dough#fallvibes
Push Rampooly
>>131800463Release the secret Coldplay songs
>>131800655Jane the typa tripfag to answer questions nobody asked
>>131800712Lights mentioned kind of
>>131800653Jane, what do you think about these glasses I wanna buy
>>131800732>Those glassesIs it 2002 again?
>>131800586You were born a virgin and you will stay a virgin forever
>>131800732women are my favorite guy
why can't people just be normal ffs?
>>131800782You were born a seether and stay a seether forever.
>>131800732How do you afford to shitpost all day
>>131800844No line of work is respectable.
>>131800843You lost fatty
Twothousandtooly made President Tooly change he name to Freedom Fries again despite it being 2026
it's all a means to an end. you either make money or you don't. but there's nothing to be proud of either way.
>>131800844>>131800866I've always had a full-time job
>>131800900Yet you're so poor you have to steal from gas stations
working extra hard just means you're extra greedy for money, that's all. i'm not impressed.
>>131800843Cooked that freak
>>131800916Put your trip back on
>>131800908I don't like spending money of frivolous things
>>131800732I signed an NDA
>>131800915Cope brokie
imagine losing your job because you didn't recognize Kelly Clarkson and assumed she was poor
Going to church tomorrow with my lovely mother. What do you guys got planned?
>>131801023You better buy her dinner after
>>131801023masturbating to Dakota sideboob, mainly
Buddy ironing his one good shirt
>>131801023I got nothing planned when I really should have some structure. This freestyling is dragging me in all directions. I always have these dumbass ideas of creating cohesion in my life when I'm in bed (and never act on them in the morning)
>>131800653>>131801023Great blogposts. Can we get back to discussing western popular music now?
>>131801098
>>131801098Lets discuss Nights Into Dreams for the Sega Saturn instead. It's pretty kickass :-)
>>131801103
>>131801109Schtickposter! Thoughts on the Low Countries Peasant Revolt of 1462?
>>131801152I dont know. Which console can I play it on??
>>131800900If you work for anyone other than yourself you are literally a SLAVE
>>131801103>>131801126she would never take drugs
>>131801037Always do>>131801040Nice!>>131801077You don't gotta overthink it. Just take it one day at a time
>>131801237>Always doWendy's biggie bags w/ free chili on the mobile app doesn't count
Whatever happened to the livvy general?
>>131801190I agree. I like sales because they really don't give a shit what you do as long as you're selling.>>131801243We go to her favorite diner
Livvy
>>131801260livieshq checks stopped coming
>>131801260Oh yeah, I remember that.
>>131801269They never did actually
>>131801294
