The Stench of /metal/ edition.Old: >>131812663FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131828978weird loser post
>>131828981
>>131829097I've never listened to COB. Is that a mistake?
>>131829109if you like melodeath, or power metal you should try them out, it's a mix of both, with neoclassical guitarwork, dueling guitar vs keyboard solos
we all know metal music peaked with pic rel
>>131829109not really, it's pretty gay finno-power, like sonata arctica with shrieky vocals
>>131829132satyrs are gay
>>131829128>>131829136Thank you. I skipped over them back when I thought I was too kvlt for them but now I think they're right up my alley.
>>131829097They're fun
>>131829195yeah, they're certainly not kvlt, they have clean production and a lot of technical wankery you might call it.Alexi also liked to do a lot of showmanship when performing live, slinging his guitar around his body by the strap and catching it and shit. It's like an extreme version of arena rock in some ways. But I enjoy them.
>>131829109They're like Symphony X with some death metal thrown in.Or less extreme Wintersun.
Why are french people such gigafaggots but their black metal scene is so good?
>>131829109Listen to Kalmah instead
>>131828981Never actually listened to these guys before so I'm giving this a go.
>>131829307Imagine if the normies in your country acted like the French, you'd be pissed off too.
>>131829307As you’re so close to getting it anon, you can do it.
Why is black metal so inherently anti-christian?
>>131829398>normiesnormalfags leave the hall
>>131829424when black metal started american and european societies were overwhelmingly christian so the teenagers who invented it saw it as a safe form of rebellion
Since black metal is so nonconformist and so inherently anti-christian, the most black metal thing you can do is start a christian black metal band.
>>131829323listen to both, I also listen to Wintersun but I find Jari's shit tiresome sometimes.that first album was great though.
>>131829482Black metal was only non-conformist against mainstream society. It's an extremely conformist subgenre. Probably the most conformist in metal. Break the strict rules that have been set out including image and you aren't black metal.
>>131829424It was started by 20 year olds who were pissed at the status quo and the status quo happened to be Christian and neo liberal.>>131829482Sanctifica, Crimson Moonlight and Antestor are great.
>>131829255>less extreme Wintersun
this is the most "Children of Bodom" COB song, if you don't like it you can just move on I guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiYHQK07bxU
>>131829646I mean yeah they have all the keyboard and melodic playing but the (unclean) vocals are less screechy and they do less blast beats.
what is the most /metal/ song?
>>131829704Raining Blood
>>131829704dead kennedys - nazi punks fuck offas high test punkchads we hate metal and shartzis here
>>131829704Beholding the Throne of Might of course
I've listened to everyone worthwhile metal album. I'm finished with this genre.
>>131829704Ride the Lightning
>>131829781Did you know Dave Mustaine wrote that song.
banger
>>131829788Not surprised, he wrote every song that's ever been posted on /metal/.
>>131829424Where's my based and christpilled black metal? How else am I supposed to drown out my heckin porn addiction?
Anti cimex - Raped ass
>>131828981BLASTING!!!
>>131830218What app is that
>>131829375Touristcore, but they sound pretty good live
>>131830374>Touristcore>sound pretty good liveGoing to shows is for tourists though.
>>131830379Incorrect.
>>131830379Correct.
what does touristcore mean? bands that get slightly more attention than average?
>>131830396It’s just another flavor of “thing I don’t like” it’s not that deep.
>>131830379I've never been to a show, only saw them on youtube. Live shows are in fact for tourists
>>131830396Good music that lacks edge, so it is more digestible to the masses. It doesn't mean it's bad, it just means it's not that interesting.
>be bmcel>can't even leave the house without having a panic attack>l-live shows are f-for tourists!!
I had a wet dream where I was naked with Tim Henson. Metal for this feel?
>>131830453Kanonenfieber don't seem more or less edgy than any other non-NS bands imo
>>131830369POWERAMP with a custom skin
>>13183051310 second doodle album covers usually mean the music is going to be amazing
>>131830480turned off their EP after 1 songawful, awful "music"
>>131828981Finally got a copy of Land of Pre-Human Kings
>>131830658>unintelligible logo>unintelligible album namewow, great album!
>>131830658How much did you pay?
>>131830670Iron Firmament In The Land of Pre-Human KingsDid they stop teaching basic literacy skills in schools or something in the past 10 years?
>>131830689>like dude, what do you mean you can't read this doodle?
I just roke up
>>131830720Just say you can't read cursive. That's not even that egregious compared to some other shit out there
>>131830720We get it lad you're illiterate
>>131830736Zoomers can't read or write in cursive. Their native language is ebonics.
>>131830746Ayoo fanum tax me sum of dem cuppa full beetle juice ya feel me know whatamisayin fr fr, that Bladee X Kekht crossover was banger low-key ya know whatamisayin
>>131830622You got filtered little man
>>131830687It's the artists copy.
>>131830760I learned about Bladee and Semetary from American trannies. I hate what American culture has become. None of it appeals to me.
>>131830670This one is pretty legible man, it's Iron Firmament In the Land of the Pre-Human Kings>>131830687I got it from Wergild, they just released a repress a couple weeks ago. It was only $26.
>>131828978Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131830800Decent price really. Enjoy
>>131830800>$26>only
>>131830788The funny thing is Bladee is Swedish. TBF I did like Cold Visions but that collab was seriously lacking from both artists.>>131830834I shoot like $200 worth of ammo in a single afternoon, $26 for a vinyl is cheap by comparisonNTA btw
>>131828981It's pretty good, slightly hurt by robotic sounding cymbals
>>131830834That's reasonable when you have labels like New Standard pumping out reissues for 40 clams
>>131830913Could have sworn that goblina detransitioned and found contentment in life as a man (despite being a bit wrecked by HRT)
>>131830851sure you do, timmy
I went out
*ensorcells you*
>>131831015What's so hard to believe? Cold Visions is a banger of an album and I do enjoy itDRAIN GANG REPRESENT
>>131830834>$26>anything but “only”What’s a matter, wife’s boyfriend’s allowance a little light this month?
>>131830965Nope, xe's still posting xir selfies pasted onto Kaevum artwork on /metal/
>>131831070I meant the shooting not the incel music, that's a given
>>131830670>>131830720Really?
>>131831107Correct.
Holy fucking Kino
>>131831172I wonder if we'll ever get a new album.
>>131831306I have good news for you https://youtu.be/6bX_BMcR4O8
I don’t get it, what’s up with all the hype this gets?
>>131831172Great album m8
>>131831321oh wow, HAILS!
>>131830622Stormvold? Great EP, sounds like you just got filtered
>>131831107What the hell are you talking about lass? You off your meds?
Is any post-murder mayhem worth listening to?
This is actually alright. I've never sat down and listened to a whole KISS album before....but then you have to remember: this is 4 years after Black Sabbath and 2 years before Sad Wings of Destiny. Nevermind all the proto-punk stuff, your Stooges, Kick Out the Jams live record and whatever. They could easily have played harder.And reading, this is considered KISS debut record is KISS at their "RAWEST". Yeah.
>finally get a Sortsind album on physical>it's some weird japenese reissue that looks fake and is only 4 tracks, with one not even on the original release
>>131831414fathers of black metal \m/
>>131831414It's almost like they're not actually metal. Huh.
>power metal is ga-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whWNUOwzW1E
>>131831607That cover is gay as fuck.
>>131831607Yup still gay
Power metal is gay but like in a cool way.
>>131831414What does Judas Priest or Sabbath have to do with Kiss other than guitars? What does the fact that they “could have played harder” matter? Why would you expect the RAWEST work from a glorified glam rock band to be extreme in any way?
>>131830720In the Land of Pre-Human Kings ye? I am smart
>>131831607damn this goes hard
>>131831656Yes
can anyone explain how exactly power metal is gay? i understand the perception that it's lame and dorky, but how is it any more so than death or black metal? in reality, all metal is gay and cringe. honestly the concept of trying to write brutal, dark, or "evil" sounding music is more gay than guys trying to write powerful melodic music and actually singing. think about it.
>>131831805Just come out as a homosexual than this mental gymnastic false flag shit, it's much easier.
>>131831805gay as in jolly and refreshing, grab a dictionary brah brah
>>131831433kvlt as fvck
>>131831805It just sounds gay
>>131829852kek
>>131831805>think about it.Already did, still gay.
>>131831328It's just pretentious frog bm, you can safely ignore
SAAR!
>>131831805well i'm trans and love black metal and i hate power metal.
>>131831868>i'm trans and love black metalredundant statement
the table riffs
>>131831805Just ignore those people, black metal involves men wearing makeup, effete screeching and whining about being suicidal, there is nothing more fucking gay than that >>131831885lol
>>131831916You just don't get black metal. Absolute poser.
reeds reads riffs
lulu hack riffs
>>131831932idk sounds like he gets it just fine.
>>131828981fuck metal we're blasting that The Power of Negative Thinking comp
sandalglare riffs
>>131831859kek
>>131831932Nah I understand it too well actuallyEvery since I watched that Noisey documentary on black metal, I've been listening to it a lot less. It was such a pathetic, depressing watch, it basically put me off the genreOnce you strip away the mysteriousness and aesthetics, what's left is a giant circlejerk of (mostly) miserable people making and promoting crap that they pride themselves on sounding like crap
>>131832078>that Noisey documentary on black metalIt was focusing on one-man DSBM projects that are particularly weird, not black metal as a whole. This is the definitive black metal documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVPZKRodws
>>131832078>Every since I watched that Noisey documentary on black metalMotherfucker that focused on three of the quirkiest people in the scene other than Wrest.If you watch a documentary on Striborg and go "omg black metal is gay" then you are being a fucking retard. Every genre has cringe trannies but a real one doesn't give a shit as long as the music doesn't suck. Striborg's music sucks, so the fact he's also a retard is irrelevant.
>Every since I watched that Noisey documentary
>>131832137Fuck off. If you don't think Striborg during that era (pre-autism diagnosis/being gay) wasn't kvlt as hell and earnestly endearing then black metal isn't for you.Everything he talked about: the connection with black metal and nature, the isolation, the depression, is what black metal is about and you just don't get it. Furthermore, if you weren't a complete poser you'd at the very least respect albums like Spiritual Catharsis.
>>131832078>watches artists expressing themselves by being cringe and/or miserable, outside of their craft>has second thought and decides not to listen againsounds like you have never understood it well, which is fine i get itgo on tell every other basket weaver here you haven't done some weird (including while keeping to yourself)
>>131831805Power Metal is homoerotic but not necessarily gayDeath and Thrash metal are testosterone and aggression fueled but not gayBlack Metal is gay
>>131832078Werwolf is a joyous man who collects retro video games, DVDs, and D&D manuals
>>131832181>endearingThat doesn't stop it being completely fucking embarrassing. I have no doubt he was fully committed to the bit, but it makes him look like an autistic retard who thinks screeching in a cave by himself makes him cool.>if you weren't a complete poser you'd at the very least respect albums like Spiritual Catharsis"Respect" wow sure what an amazing piece of praise. It's shit, but let's respect it!!!Fuck off you gigantic aesthetics fag. You don't care about the music, you care about "muh kvlt". That is peak poser and you should genuinely off yourself. His music isn't the worst shit ever, but it's not good.
>>131832200>That doesn't stop it being completely fucking embarrassing>Fuck off you gigantic aesthetics fagYou're a retard, you can't call out being an "aesthetic fag" while also claiming it's "embarrassing". The infamous cave scream was 100% honest Striborg being TRVE to himself in every sense of the word, there was no performance or posing in it. And that's what makes normies like you so uncomfortable about it, calling it cringe or embarrassing while real black metal fans acknowledge it as being trve to oneself which is what black metal is all about.
>>131832250>The infamous cave scream was 100% honestSo are trannies, what's the point?>And that's what makes normies like youProject more fag, you just want to fit in with the scene despite not belonging. I'm sure your corpse paint looks great as it's covered in tears.There's BM that is not cringe, Striborg is 110% cringe and his music is too shit to compensate.
>>131832295>There's BM that is not cringeIncorrect.
Striborg has a release named Nocturnal Emissions. He later claimed he was unaware of what that means.
Summoning Darth Negru
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>>131832195I can appreciate the fact that he's a huge dork who's completely aware of it and doesn't even try to pretend otherwise.
>>131832455I believe him
>two autistic retards arguing over a separate autistic retard that doesn’t know they existlmao never a boring day here.
Ratt
hew
>>131832520>lmao never a boring day hereIs that why you never leave?
>>131832470He's on /trad/ defending power metal
>>131832455What does that mean?
>>131832523Good pedal, great for grindcore.
>>131832535Why would I?
>>131832553God what a sad question
>>131832575Coming from you? Doesn’t mean much.
>>131832601It's objectively pathetic, son. Doesn't matter who makes the observation.LmaoMAO
just listened to a band called Prong, that shit suuuucked lol
>>131832191Would much rather be gay than homoerotic
atavistic riffs
>>131832637It actually does matter, unlike yourself.
cringe posts
>>131832536A man on a mission. Respect
Interesting timing but someone in a thread just last week mentioned this band and I thought it was neat as a fellow Iowegian black metal nerd, looks like an internet buddy is helping put together a rerelease.
>>131830622Please stick to Gojira and Blood Incantation and leave the metal discussion space to the actual listeners, thanks.
>>131832976Hopefully on CD too. I first heard it from that post and liked it a lot.
>>131833043Idk if you’re familiar with the label Mortville Noise but considering one of the dudes in that band was also in Captain Three Leg l would be surprised if there wasn’t a CD release and he gets his hands on a few.
>>131832976So did they both off themselves or what?
>>131833157>black metal band member dies>immediate thought is suicidewhat a sad genre
>>131832523Great band
>>131832817Kaevum
>band describes themself as niche subgenre>turns out just to be djent/-core crapMany such cases
>>131833217Their singer is a total diva lol
>>131829375I know they're not neo-nazis but why do their album covers make them look like a nazi band?
HEIL HETFIELD
>>131833263QRD?
>>131833322Hail Kerry King too!
>>131833299>muh aesthetic
>>131828972Artist: FartthroneAlbum: PantsershatSong: Beholding the Toilet of Might>And destruction upon the butthole man>Who hails a poo
>>131833323I saw them at NWTF and they spent at least 30 minutes setting up, much of that time being wasted by the singer being autistic about getting the perfect amount of reverb on his vocals. People were laughing and walking out before they even started playing. They ended up sounding good and I do like their records, but that moment will always stick with me. Also as we were waiting on our uber outside the venue afterwards, I overheard the guys in that band talking and one kept rambling about not being allowed to call gay people 'faggots' anymore. This was especially funny considering there were rainbow crosswalks mere feet away because Seattle is a fag hub
>>131833157Not sure honestly never asked. All those dudes are/were 10-15 years older than me so being in middle or high school when it happened so we weren’t exactly hanging out.
>>131831805>can anyone explain how exactly power metal is gay?Its a mystery
>>131833373phwooooaaar excellent post
metal sucks
>>131833710Correct.
>>131833382Damn, thanks for the info, anon!
>>131833994>I overheard the guys in that band talking and one kept rambling about not being allowed to call gay people 'faggots' anymore. This was especially funny considering there were rainbow crosswalks mere feet away because Seattle is a fag hubThat's interesting because I always got crypto-lefty vibes from them
>>131833710Holy shit, your right
>>131833322yeshttps://youtu.be/JIJ_KgH9CrY?t=247
My Kaevum buttplug finally came in the mail. Can't wait to pop that baby in and blast Kultur. HEIL
>>131833681Cringe
Kaevum is epic style. If you don't agree you're a whoreson diaper pooper
https://voca.ro/1aqr5bw4bQIT
>>131833710An excellent publication.
https://voca.ro/1IGKhJmQHM96
>>131834722https://vocaroo.com/1gtbntdzTlbQ
>>131834910https://voca.ro/13DK9V56KxD3
https://voca.ro/11bVBnJkOace
>>131834207>>131834229HEIL
>>131835177Shut up fatthew
>>131834701>>131834722>>131834910>>131834967>>131835007Nary a word
>>131835741That's 3 words
How about those dodgers
>>131836161
>>131836161>>131836166weird posts
Love grindcore but war metal is very boring
>>131836626extremely true war metal is a bunch of twinks in camo pants making boring repetitive dogshitGrind is actually good
I'm musically illiterate
>>131836723Allow me to educate you https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLr3ViTcgePdhV4Lmxkxy-NC1YQYedNGUF&si=TycaxbvGYFjNuLL1
>>131836723Allow me to educate you https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NheaG5LcFiQ&list=RDNheaG5LcFiQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUVSW5jYW50YXRpb24gbW91c3RhY2hloAcB
>>131836723good for you that there are other black metal fans here
Nothing's heavy enough these days. I want kick my door out coreshit right now.
Is there such a thing as tech-death/thrash? Like Legion by Deicide but EVEN more extreme and weird and technical. Like old school thrashy death metal but with crazy shit and pinch harmonics everywhere or something
>>131836783check out Nuclear Remains
>>131828981Epic as shit.
>>131833382>I overheard the guys in that band talking and one kept rambling about not being allowed to call gay people 'faggots' anymoreHoly based. I was worried they were fags by virtue of them being canadian
>>131836626Literally the other way around.
glam anything is the most riffless genre
ghoul is excited to announce that new music is coming soon and he appreciates the patience of his loyal and devoted fans in /mu/
Billy Idol - Rebel yell
chance of Barney bitching about Wattie's swastika tattoo: 99.5%
>>131838472Napalm Death are such a fag band. Imagine how much of a demented cuck you have to be to life in Britain in 2026 and still think “racism” is a priority issue
