https://youtube.com/watch?v=yOOgPyjtir8
>>131861119a cute!
Sweaty grimes
>>131861853When is she not sweaty and smelly?
i hope our grimey is sleeping well
Bogged retarded whore
Beautiful intelligent lady
>>131861119i love her
>>131861119>>131861853She looks like she smells like sour milk and ass
>>131861119not the best grimes song, but i'm just happy she's back
>>131870014she claims it's the worst off of the upcoming album. I like it a lot tho
>>131872213I was extremely anticipative having nothing but Artificial Angels to go offthen she released Miku Maxxing and Accelerando and all my hype dissipated…and there are actually retards on here trying to tell you this shit is good while she herself (assuming you're truthtelling) openly admits it isn't…
grimes
>>131861119Had gross sex with Elon lol
>>131861119Yet to top halfaxa.
Seems like another strong 0 is upcoming
>>131861119>>131861853Is that nu grimes or are those old pictures?
>>131861853Imagine the smell.
>>131881321raised by 4chan edgelord bully
>>131861119best girl <3
>>131861119I can't believe Elon slept with this weirdo retard
Why haven't I slept with this weirdo retard?
>>131881890nu
>>131861119Link to the actual MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVu5p2DMIf8
be nice to Grimesey
This whore is 38? I thought she was like 23
Snippet of another new Grimes: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2zmrnVEuObw
i hope our grimey is getting pumped slow and long and hard by a drummer
>>131863947>>131864056she's a retard that is sometimes really good at producing music
are these AI pics?
>>131908805nope
>>131909035then how come ive never seen them?
>>131909469those were taken 1 week agohttps://www.instagram.com/p/DeewzoilGVi
>>131909602wow youre a crappy guy knowing thatthanks thoyou are the lamb that taketh away the sins of the world
>>131909614>crappyoops sorryautocorrect from CREEPYyou arent crappy at all
THOON!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qglxurLB52E
Grimes is important
i hope our grimey is getting the paradiddle heheheheheheheehehhehehe
claire
>>131861119she'll be fine
>>131921905She already sacrificed herself
Grimes is NOT important
>>131861119the problem with nu-grimes isn't even that the songs are bad, it's that she used to sound like some girl making alien pop music in her bedroom and now she sounds like the official soundtrack to a silicon valley startup pitch. halfaxa still clears btw
i hope our grimey is a fertile field plowed by drummers
>>131930290do you think shes into my sleep sex fetish?
she created this thread
>>131930660no
>>131934439ivf only huh
>>131861119We just like her name, we don’t like her. She doesn’t put out enough material. Idk why she’s even famous. It’s like she just likes the attention.
>>131934476>Idk why she’s even famous.You're a fucking newfag, that's why. Grimes is the queen of /mu/ since 2011.
People liked Grimes when she was doing her whole witch house inspired music
>>131934476every artist dreams of creating even just a single track as immortal as "Genesis"
>>131934813never heard of itNEXT
>>131861853Imagine fucking those feet hhhhhnnnnnnggggggg
Grimes
>>131934738i still like her
>>131937941imagine trick or treating and this comes to the door
>>131940446I met her when she was indie and unknown in Aus. Security and driver. Happy to have merc'd people who fucked with her. Robert.
Latest interviews:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KqxeM9yAkIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkbN5mr-bo
>>131882012freshly laundered blankets, scented candles, soap and old books
>>131941767ok roid rage robert.now go merc yourself.
>>131942882sleeping in
>>131946240you missed Adam's in the middlehaven't watched the last there
This bitch has done a lot of ice in her time.
>>131940446>"Are you supposed to be a witch, miss?"
New pics
>>131947393>>131947403no one cares sweaty
>>131947373indeed, tyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9UnnUxeU8kwe're starting to have a lot of grimes presence, the world is healing
would grimes like to be known as an instagram baddie
You just know she is a size queen
>>131947747A size queen in reverse? Because it doesn't sound like Elon was packing much of anything.
>>131947923that was a business transaction
>>131947393>>131947403nice
>>131947393>>131947403I'm unmovedArtificial Angels was a fluke (MV sucked though) and she's back to throwing shit at a wallPsy Opera is gonna be Cry Opera from how utterly disappointing it's set to be
>>131948371Get your t-levels checked
>>131947403Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest
real grimes
>>131954921If I had a time machine for 12 hours it'd be a coin flip between photographing a spinosaurus and stopping the currrent Grimesline (timeline + Grimes).
>>131956053No you'd just memorize the powerball numbers like the soulless hylic that you are.
>>131956077I don't know what that is, but for your slight I'm visiting the spinosaurus. Your waifu got porked by Elon Musk and nothing will ever change that.
>>131861119She's responding to comments...I love Grimes she is cute and wholesome.
Gromes
>>131956323filthy soles
Grimes deserves only love.
>>131958594and dick
>>131861853this is like a 40 year old women lmao holy shit
>>131960226i knowtile in the bed room? the fuck? is this florida?
getting dicked by 1000 dreamy drummers 1000 times again and again
>>131861119
>>131962674alas poor whore ick. she should have been for sexual
>>131861119posting in a grimes thread
exhausted from drummer cock
imagine being so terminally online you can't listen to halfaxa without thinking about muskearly grimes was kino and no amount of twitter brainrot is gonna change that
>>131926995Old Grimes sounded like she was receiving transmissions from another dimension through a broken laptop. New Grimes sounds like she got hired to advertise that dimension's cryptocurrency.
>>131977570I had a theory that he bf at that time wrote all her music, but some anon in one of these threads explained to me that it's not true. I think it's just a lightning in a bottle type of thing I don't really know
>>131978074No female artist has ever written their own music. There is ALWAYS a dude in the background doing that for her.
>>131978266You're objectively wrong. It's not rocket science or something. Anyone can learn how to make music and become good at it over the time with enough practice.As for Grimes, you can clearly see her smooth technical progression from Lethe EP to Geidi Primes & Halfaxa, then further improvement on Visions and finally reaching her peak production form with Art Angels and later stuff.
>>131981612me too
grimes is talking to me through coded messages on my computer
whatever happens, I will never betray Grimes.
>>131983757lol bro shes not even a real knight
>>131985186looks like a real knight to me
>>131978491I can see the progression of whatever guy she's blowing to write her music for her.
>>131985197knights dont cry, they battle and avenge shitthis is just menstruation or something
>>131985238knights cry when they have to leave their dulcinea, you know nothing about knights BITCH
>>131985252quixote wasn't a knight he was a delusional retard just like you KEK
>>131985252cervantes is just a name for a beer, bro.
>>131878209>had gross sex with Elon loldoubt. I'ts much more likely she was artificially inseminated with Elon goo. That fucker can't get it up, he needs a turkey baster to propagate.
>>131985200no, you just hate women and can't cope with the fact that many of them are more talented than (You)
WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE BABIES WITH A NZI RETARD? i mean really. even if he promised to buy me new armor and take me to the met gala on a private jet, id be, sorry bro. or even if i succumb to his petulant advances while touring a boring tunnel, i wouldnt let him put babies in me. but i also cant understand why any sensible person would vote for trump. so i guess grimes is really just a trump voter but she votes with her offspring.
>>131947393Alas, poor Yorick!
>>131985260Bodied that freak.
>>131947923There are leaked texts of her texting Azela saying his dick is huge
>>131989034Grimes is a stick nerd, it's not like her body and psyche would be physically demanding. She probably considers 6in big.
>>131989048skinny little girls often have the deepest pussy
>>131985436>i mean really. even if he promised to buy me new armor and take me to the met gala on a private jet, id be, sorry bronah I totally woulddm me elon
>>131985436leftist bitches like you have been using the word "nazi" so often that eventually it was turned into a buzzword that doesn't mean anything anymore
>>131989436LOL OK. typical grimes fan, arent you?
>>131985436Yeah. You sound sooooo sensible.
>>131989796can you even hear yourself?
>>131990622oldfuk off
there's little hype for this album now
>>131995315who is photographing her so much?
>>131995824A female friend
>>131994029>>131990622she is literally perfect
>>131861119What has she done besides being one of Elon’s brood sows?
>>131995824Me.
>>131999813She is.I am standing over her now.
>>131998323five great albums
I really like Grimes, but the more I watch of her, the more convinced I become that she is some sort of an illusion. She is just too perfect for the musical/cultural slot she is filling. She seems like she was genetically designed at the Advanced Club Kid Research Facility.Think about it: She's "white," but she has the perfect skin, height and elegant limbs of an Asian woman. Alternatively, her features (especially nose and eyes) would be completely natural looking on a woman with dark brown skin. Don't you think she'd make a GORGEOUS black woman? I do.She is basically the simultaneous ideal of Asian, black and white people- but she happens to have very white skin, which makes her more widely advertisable. Her face might be a little narrow and pointy to make a classically beautiful Indian woman, or other near-eastern people, but I'll bet they would still relate to her if her skin were changed into some familiar color range. Personally, I like looking at white blonds, but I'm always suspicious of them. They're constantly up to some scheme or another. And almost never does it involve making me happier.So you missed me, ACKRF. Nice try, but until you come up with an Indian girl who has the curves of a black girl, the complexion of an Asian girl, the voice of an Irish girl and the "F it - let's just screw things up" attitude of an American girl, I won't be buying your product. So basically, I'm saying that Grimes is unbelievable. Not unbelievable as in "awesome," though I like her work, but unbelievable in the sense that I have a hard time believing that she was born of woman, and not out of some test tube in Japan. Or she could just exist as a digital avatar, not flesh and blood. Just from Canada? I've been to Canada. That's a really weak cover story.
>>132003869
>>132003869I like Grimes's music but this is peak mental illness. 4chan has raped your brain into sludge.
>>131999904post proof
>>131861119grimes is one of the few artists where the worse her public persona gets, the better her old music sounds. listening to visions now feels like discovering evidence of an entirely different person who mysteriously disappeared in 2015
i hope our grimey has her belly full...
armed grimes
Why did the entire indie scene collectively decide that female vocals needed to sound like they were recorded through a wall in a haunted bathroom circa 2012? And why did it actually work so well?
>>131996311When did "fresh of crying" eye shadow become the new normal?
>>132011853mehgun bimbo doesnt really do it for me
>>132016291apologize to our grimey FAGGOT
>>131861119>>131861853>>131877374>>131995315>>131996311Wow she looks hot for once
>>131861119Grimes would be more interesting if she made a full-on drum and bass album. Her voice is practically designed for those weightless atmospheric breakdowns before the drums come crashing back in.
>>132016314>grimey faggotgood description
So much for "every three weeks". This rollout is lame as hell. Cry Flopera.
>>131878209DROPPED
>>132019209We all will be rewarded for patience.
does anyone else think grimes has a weirdly good ear for basslines? everyone talks about the vocals and synths but the bass on oblivion and flesh without blood is doing like 70% of the workyou could strip away half the production on those tracks and they'd still be catchy
>>132027059ive never even noticed a grimes bass line.does her bass persuade you?do you have any horses?
>>131861119Sad newsGrimbo is dud
>>132027420HOLY SHIT SHES A DUDE??????????????
>>132027647she has penor
She's ugly
>>132029019Bitch lasagna
>>132003869I like the one when she throws up on people
I could have sex with her
Grimes knows what sex is but she won't tell yo
>>132029100does really nobody have this like really bro are we still doing this
i saw her inside a claw machine and then i did nothing and i went home that was a good day
gump
I want to eat chinese food and watch kung fu movies with her then pack her into a suitcase and put it through a woodchipper
will a girl notice if i poo poo
>>132007773>grimes is one of the few artists where the worse her public persona getsHer public persona has only gotten better over time (I am a decades-long powerposter on LessWrong so she now just agrees with everything I've always ever believed, which is an odd feeling)Her music has largely gotten worse over time, but I have faith she still has it in her
>>132029734Sounds like a waste of Kung Pao Chicken
>>132031145>the more she agrees with your deeply retarded worldview the worse her art becomesNice self own.
>>132016291gay
I feel existential dread at the thought of our grimly getting old and gray.
>>131861119>elon musk's sloppy secondsKek
>>132034565good thing that grimey is an eternally young spiritual being
i hope our grimey is transcending her mortal flesh
>>132038284yesi will care for her fleshdrummer here.
>>132037539even she does not believe that
>>132038749don't blaspheme against our grimey HERETIC
>>132034506the cutest little bum in the universe
>>132042421cute!
>>131878209not true
>>132048307drummer herereport negative
Grum
this woman has seen Musk penis
Grimes!
>>132053546rare grimes, saved
one day i will be with her
>>132056462Explain. Now.
>>132056479She is my future wife. I saw that. It's my destiny.
>>132056479she is my future wife tooi love single mothers of multiple childrenbut i will not raise her childrenMusk is a brood parasitei will not fall for his evili will purify her body with my every thrust
>>131989531"Typical Grimes fans" know what words mean?
>>131931696>she created this threadIf this is true... then... g-... GRIMES, PLEASE NOTICE ME! I LOVE YOU!
Tomorrow marks 3 weeks since this thread was posted, and there is nothing new under the sun.Bungled rollout with broken promises already.
>>132066158our grimey will deliver to those who are patient
>>131861119Halifaxia is an OK record
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r1LE-chUWgs >The upcoming film Gods Don’t Give Gifts features singer and songwriter Claire Boucher (Grimes) as a disaffected NiiroCore aristocrat, and YouTuber Mike Majlak as a vagrant who witnesses the rise of a prophet.
>>131861853>socksfuck you bloody benchod bitch bastard whore
>>132069228worst one I've seen yet, cuz of herthey should have forced her into an accent like everyoneshe completely kills the immersion
>>132069228cringe
>>132069228cool, i will be watching this onealso she is hot af there
>>132074000the lisp is a boner killer
filled with drummer cockon a red wheel barrowbeside the white chickenslistening to bad LLM poetry
need more grimes
>>132048307she lived on a boat house on a river for months with another dude. unless both of them are castrated, they were fucking regularly on it. no actual virgin, male or female, would announce it on twitter
>>131861119A billionaire's breed sow.
>>132074053I agree with the opposite of what you said
Her music just isn't that good.
>>132082638No.Not Allowed.Ever.
her music is so good it made her a billionaire
>>132082649>Her music just isn't that good.Kill V. Maim, Oblivion, Accelerando, Violence are good dance-pop songs
hi grombs where can I share my fanart
>>132091124what about realiti? thats probably her best song
>>131861119>elon's talentless greasy birthing pod>sold out her indie cred for shrimpdick ivf>her fans left her over a decade ago>destined to be musically-irrelevant>her legacy: talentless hack
>>132093565yo wtfyou can skin a man, but theres not need to cut his dick offsomeone shoop elons hair on his head
CRUSHED
>>132095452my god what a horrid beasthow did this happpen/?
grims
cult
>>132093608wrong at every point
i hope our grimey is making lots of sexy content
I WANNA BE WANNA BE SOOOOFTWAAARE!
Grimes is still my favorite & most listened artist!
>>132105346cringe and gay, it;s hilarious how hard this dumb bitch fell off after the one/two punch of Elon's cum/GenAI shillery
>>132082649The thing that always bothered me about the turn of the decade into the 2010s is how hard low-info fucking nerds latched onto "synth" acts like Grimes, or Cvrches, or etc. while completely circumventing everything that had to do with synthpop/EBM/EDM/etc. for at least two whole decades prior, which had them all believing mids like Grimes were somehow "geniuses" and "pioneers," when most of the shit was weak and derivative. Sure they'll act like they knew all about everything NOW, since they've had 16~ years to play catch up, but I remember you fucking turds and see you, and remember how hard you cried and the tantrums you threw whenever anyone suggested your trustfund baby Grimes was just retreading old ground and doing it badly
>>131861119dumb bitch hasnt put out a good record in 15 years
lol she is such a quirk chungus xD
>>132093565>her best songGenesis
>>132109547really another sword pic?ughneed some sexy grimeth
i hope our grimey's clit is hard and wet
>>132108418Not true. "Artificial Angels" was released last year.
I hope I meet Grimes by chance and we have a fun weekend fling.
>>132115240I got an ""Artificial Angel" for you right here, pal.
she cute
>>132108118>while completely circumventing everything that had to do with synthpop/EBM/EDM/etc. for at least two whole decades priorwrong assumption>mids like GrimesGrimes is an artist of the highest musical tier>trustfundnot true>Grimes was just retreading old ground and doing it badlyif this was true then she wouldn't gain worldwide recognition and become and an established musician
>>132123989shes mid dude. talented, but mid. as to fame? shes lean. shit is pretty hot. of course its gonna get popular. popular is basic bitch shit.
Elon Musk’s breeding cow lmao
i hope our grimey is waking up with a wet pussy
Her new boyfriend
>>132132982If she is happy, then I'm good with it.
she blocked me grimes waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa woioooooooo
>>132136695on what? also, this is like the only fun thread on 4chan these days wtf
>>132132982wow, just when I thought she couldn't creep me out any more.....
