DUDE editionOLD: >>131901492FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131908688checked
>>131908677>>131908688D U D EUDE
>>131908705Looks stupid
>>131908705
Artist: Lich KingAlbum: Toxic Zombie OnslaughtSong: Black Metal Sucks>Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down>Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown>Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long>Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog>Auuugghh uuerrghh>eeuurrgghhh>What??>You suck!!
>>131908705HEIL
OK is it out of your systems now?
your entire life is spent living in the orbit of white peopleits deeply sad, and i am profoundly grateful not to live in whatever favela you spawned in
>>131908705I mean the look on her face is actually stupid.
Artist: EychengeystAlbum: SchöpfertraumSong: Raus!>Raus!>Raus!>Raus!>Raus!
>>131908779Not metal
>>131908724Hell yeah Zeke!
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>>131908705she looks like the girl who can see the horse things that no one else can see in harry potter
>>131908770Correct. Kaevum wasn't even posted in the last thread and she was still posting her edits and kvetching. Is there no rope in Brazil?
which one of you faggots is this
>>131908834he inserted it alright
>Well, I'm a shock trooper in a stupor>Yes, I am>I'm a Nazi Schatzi, you know I fight for the fatherland>Well, I'm a shock trooper in a stupor>Yes, I am>I'm a Nazi Schatzi, you know I fight for the fatherland
>S-STOP MAKING FUN OF THE ALBUM I'VE BEEN SPAMMING HERE EVERY THREAD FOR YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFucking kek
>>131908834Nigga's 30 piece collection consists of Lil Peep, Kaevum, Macintosh Plus and Black Magick SS
>>131908875what a meme loving fuck
>>131908863HEIL
never give it another you
>>131908895Correct.
Why does she always need to be the center of attention?
>>131908893me?
>>131908688We be gettin' esoteric n shiet!https://youtu.be/jgxJmgUgGSk
You didn't listen. Again.
>>131908909just look at her at the end of the last thread because her ultra edit was ignored lol
>>131908919They want attention. It gets attention.
>>131908919>If you post an album that triggers me I WILL spam trannies and clownsKYS
>>131908688Getting back to some Horna after not really listening to them for like 15 years. Not sure why I stopped.https://youtu.be/fytrEVeuSnU
>>131908938you forgot>and I WILL shit my pants over the clowns being posted
>>131908953um sweaty, Horna are sketch, do not post them again for another 15 years or it's trannies and clowns for you m'kaydon't make me tap the sign again
>rightDM chad>leftNSBM fan
>>131908957>saint's angerok the mere fact that they picked that as a name means i need to check them out. they're either going to be spectacularly shit or spectacularly good
>>131908705>>131908721>>131908868>>131908893>>131908919>>131908938
>>131909005correct
>>131908987No one cares about your clowns, that's why you keep seeing Kaevum. And will continue to. You WILL learn to cope or rope.
>>131909005Correct
>>131908990>Horna>SketchUHHHHHHHHH >>131909008Panopticon and Arghoslent both have shit production, they're made for each other
>>131908791I forget what the horse things are called, but the girl's name is Luna Lovegood... and I bet she does>>131908821>Is there no rope in Brazil?It's all been used to lash unsafe multi-storey shacks to the sides of larger buildings, or tied into ladders to reach said upper storeys
>>131909013>No one caresyou have a melty every time
>No one cares about your clownsIs that why you shit your panties every time they're posted? Kek
Nobody:The favela 1 second after putting on Kultur:
>>131908957>POV: you play at Keep it True
>>131909040Kultur went triple platinum in the favelas.
>>131909034>>131909037>>131909040>it is real in my mind
For me, it's Arghopticon>>223853795Well, /meal/?
>>131909041where are the GILFs?
>>131908957I only know of Master's HammerLynch Mob, are they a cover band of Dokken? I like Dokken.The rest I am drawing a blank on
>>131908688This ripsWhy are chuds so good at metal?https://youtu.be/J-TWPjqLSpA
>>131909094>Lynch MobGeorge Lynch's band
>>131908990You’re literally just text on a screen, I don’t have to listen to you.
>>131908688No one will believe me, but I'm literally, unironically blasting this right now.
>>131909108Oh okay. I forgot he did his spin off. They're not even on Metallum lol
>>131909136I believe you
I really hope that Kultur isn't actually a good album because I refuse to listen to it.
finns are not white, theretofore finnish nsbm is false
Kaevum might be the first band I permanently delete from my 3,000+ band archive I don't want to be associated with such faggotry
>>131909158Good. You don’t deserve to listen to Kaevum
>>131909171>Letting third party faggots influence you and not making your own sovereign decisionsThe faggot...is you
>>131909158It’s mid black metal. Not as bad as most nsbm but not something anyone would care about unless you think NS themes make music sound better.
>>131909158it's not. it's a diamond dozen mid black metal album that some brownie latched onto because it has BASED nsbm aesthetics. which is the case for virtually every nsbm album discussed here, the "people" discussing them here aren't actually interested in the music.
>>131909159being brown never stopped anyone else from doing NSBM
appalling riffs aflame
>>131909242Lykathea Aflame made some appallingly stunning riffs, yes
>>131908919>that timezonethe projection is real lol
>>131909173There's no bad Sabbat, even the 3rd album, which has been largely pushed into the shadows.
It's just incredibly mid as a whole and not even worth making memes overBesides the obvious Nordvrede comparisons, Kaevum is a decent Gorgoroth worship band, but apparently when you slap on anti-Semitic themes (which is all the rage these days with kids on TikTok), it tickles the taint of terminally online edgelordsThe first couple tracks are actually really good. Relentless drumming and riffs with typical folksy Norwegian crooning and screeching, but has long, exasperated howls which distinguishes it from Hat's genre standard vocals. The appeal wears off after a couple tracks though. Pentagram and Antichrist, this is not. Riffs start to sound like aimless noodling, drums get way too by-the-numbers, and the constant stretched-syllable wailing starts to get annoying as fuck. Anyone who says this is a masterpiece is a dipshit
>>131909204>>131909217>t. Seething samefagxister
>Artist: Goyeum>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Jerusalem, Jerusalem>Genre: Blackened Pop Punk>Themes: Hebrew/Jewish history, Judaism, Religious Zionism, The Old Testament
>Don't insult my freaking mediocre black metal band, it is based for being nazi!
>>131909360>rit80 diaktrovewhat are their best albums?
>Location: Circus City, USA>Genre: Avant-garde Progressive Metal>Themes: Balloon animals, Juggling, Strongman competitions>Last known lineup:>The Bearded Lady (everything)
>>131909217>diamond dozen
It's almost /nbbmn/ time bros...
>>131909136
>>131909013Correct.
>>131909502gay
>>131909502Got some tricks up my sleeve that's going to cause some seethe...
HEIL HETFIELD
Kaevum>Country of origin: Norway>Location: Tromsø, Troms>Genre: Black Metal>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Hate, National Socialism, Antisemitismhttps://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Kaevum/3540269450
>>131909606Can you not?
>>131909355>>131909466Correct.>>131909643Incorrect.
>>131909658I'd creampie her hehehehe
>>131909658kek
>woman on the Natur cover was an actress married to a Jew
>>131909658>sir, another clownpost has hit the thread
>>131909296Sounds nothing like Gorgoroth. Cope and seethe
>>131909752quite the discography
>>131909754>sounds nothing like a good bandyep
