Jacob Collier, the 32 year old child genius.
did this guy ever have a single hit i only see people talk about him on /mu/ for like a decade
>>132076234why won't he grow up
>>132076234your mid-40s aunt's favorite artist
fugg i wish had his talent
>>132076234living proof that musical theory doesnt mean shit when he hasnt wrote a single good song
>>132076234>musical prodigy boy-genius>will only be remembered for "that Flintstones cover song"
He looks like he watches bleached porn
he stopped popping up in my youtube years ago and im happy
>>132076234He might as well be David Hogg and help ban every sane persons right to bare arms like the stoic altruist he is
>>132076234Boygenius mentioned
Abletroon or reaper?
>>132076944Fuck me, wrong thread and I can't delete it.To stay on topic I actually honestly cannot say whether he is a poser like Tim Henson who pretends to have some fancy music going on or a legitimate shizo who doesn't give a fuck and just plays for himself
>>132076786bazingle
>>132076234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8RGZUZkMuMi love whenever sor hands talks about this guy
>>132076782David Hogg doesn't want to ban arms. Just law-abiding white people from having legal ownership. Illiterate BIPOC criminals will be left unmolested.
>>132076456Jacob watches bisexual porn.
why did it have to be oliver tree who died from the helicopter accident why couldn't it be him
>>132076234He should get a proper job
>>132076956kind of based if the latter is true
>>132076234>just do, like, whatever man>all sound is music!>i am very deep for saying this>that will be $30
>>132076456He watches clothed female JOIs titled "Sexy Conductor Holds You After Rehearsal"
>>132076433music theory doesn't mean shit NOW because music is dead and modern ADHD-suffering people (read: cattle) only listen to songs and never any longer forms of music. of course studying theory won't do shit when the average life-undeserving worm-thing that listens to music thinks that 7 minutes is a long duration for a music piece
>>132077313Jacob's not allowed on helicopters. They know what he does on planes.
>>132081394turn 18 + have sex… in that order!!
I've never seen such a young composer
>>132076234>people talk about this guy being amazing>never bothered with him>video pops up in recommendations>”musical genius makes song using only perfect pitch” or some shit>starts off with a full orchestra starts making them play some notes>ok maybe he’ll make a cool song>30 seconds later he’s just recreating a Sinatra songWhat’s supposed to be cool about that
>>132081394t.
>>132076273he makes music for people who want to tell their colleagues about interesting nights out. the music isn't important, its about feelings and experience.
>>132081342god i hate this shit, that's why i hate Paul McCartney too>i came up with this song in a DREAM i swear!everyone who acts like music is this childish magical utopian world they live in should fucking die, they're never worth listening to
>>132087087I'm not even a musician and I've had a few half decent chunes come to me in dreams. You just lack a soul
>>132087087His mother came to him in a dream! Cope chud!!
>>132076322pissi needed all the hgh there's none left
