Grover tuners edition Previous >>132086037
https://youtu.be/y9Wv7S6V9wk?t=27
Sweetwater should replace all of their reps with hot chicks with big milkers and instead of sending you a bag of candy when you buy something your rep sends a pic of her hot tits.
In4 Friedmans and never being anally raped.
now open the link in the first post
>>132096921hehehe das p phunee ngl
>>132096962told you
>>132096978holy esl batman
Parasocial weirdos
>>132096994At least he tried, that's what counts.
>>132096888good idea honestly
>>132097006Do you see janitors or mods stepping in to stop the thread derailing off-topic shitposting? No? Then it's allowed. If it's allowed then there are no issues and everything is perfect.
>>132097092Just because it's "allowed", it doesn't mean it's not absolute faggotry and obsessive and cringe
why won't eric timestamp any of his gear?is he using ai?
>>132097156well he is a “photographer” whatever that means
>>132096888Big fan of boobies tbqh
>>132097156How about you get off his dick you AIDS infested cum bubble
I got into guitar to make music not collect junk
>>132097216I got into it for the women. Got so much tail you wouldn't believe it.
>>132097255you can get women without wasting time learning guitar
>>132097277Yes, but it slows down tremendously when you aren't playing gigs in front of drunk women at bars.
>>132097123Oh well, you'll just have to get over it.
If you run my pics into one of those apps it clearly says it isnt AI though? None of my gear is even that unattainable.
>>132097393someone did and it said 97% chance of aiit doesn't do it when i do it though
Smoking with cigarettes while playing = based
>>132097458Till you get an eye toke
>>132097475Just keep it tucked between the strings and headstock like Clapton
>>132097291I suppose. there are 3 things women dig: be confident, be in shape, have a circumcised dick
>>132097520>have a circumcised dickshalom
Is /mlp/ pretty lit?
>>132097581sorry mate I don’t make the rules. that’s what 70-90% of women prefer
>>132097649in america maybe, because american women have been conditioned by the jooz to prefer cut
>>132097678actually there was a global survey in 2019 feel free to read it
>>132097702>7 years agolmao
>>132097596what are some guitars you'd put in a cumjar
>>132097738>grasping at straws sorry bud
>>132097702>90% of the 3rd is pro circumsiongood for you I guess
>>132097756woemn say ucnut feels better
>>132097903We could always just ask our resident schizo/cunshitter which feels better. He seems to have some experience himself lmfao
Are you playin/g g/uitar?
>>132097976kek
>>132097976lmao
>>132097976Hooolyyy shiiiiit keeeeek
>>132097976>>132098016>>132098063>>132098104What is the story behind this?
>>132098155dicks
>>132098155eric popped the schizo’s black cherry which is why the schizo holds a 6 year long vendetta against eric.
Daily practice and I sound like shit. Have a good day yall
guitar? bass? anyone talking about guitar or bass here?
>>132098487No I’m still thinkin bout those big huge boobies posted earlier
>>132098487I’d love to but you guys still need several years under your belt before I can discuss anything as peers
I like my bitches like I like my telecasters, butterscotch blonde with tort guard.Ya hurd?
Did you guys watch Andertons today?
>>132098684on purpose?
>>132098684are any of those guys not hucksters?
>>132097976topkek
>>132098684No but I did dial in tones on my Friedman.
>>132098155some guy from missouri who got raped (twice) and shat cum (twice)sad part is he admitted to actually enjoying it
>>132098796kys already
>>132098796AI
>>132098796must be good enough to replace all your other amps then?
>>132098796canyou alice and chains?
>>132098919the greatest guitarist in /gg/ history barebacked a black favela tranny and got hiv, this place is all kinds of fucked
how many metallica songs can you play eric?
>>132099135He has no mortgage he has no wife he has no kids he has no social life.Seems like the kind of guy who refers to his gear as his family.
why doesn't erneez balls sell magnum slinkys in 3 packs>inb4 just get not-even-slinkysit's not the FUCKING same!
>>132099169He has no style, he has no grace
>>132098920>>132099169eric has your anal v card and gave you his kids in your colon lmfaaaooo
>>132099263this guitarist has a funny face
I’m happy for erics gear I’m just worried he doesn’t actually know what he wants to buy. seems like a great amp should be able to do anything. sell the rest get a better guitar
>>132099375wow is this true
>>132099521exactly. he can do better than that shit
Eric has motivated me to buy another 1911. Thank you.
gretsch
eric loves photography and posting gear pics but refuses to post timestamped gear hmmm why is that
>>132099515it would explain the 6 year long grudge.
>>132099605isn’t real
>Eric wonI no
>>132099718The price Eric has to pay for owning nice things. Sad
>>132099595exquisite trio, anon.
>>132099595Very nice guitars. I'd like a green guitar someday but I don't have owning more than a handful of guitars.
>>132099508Al his amps except for one are completely different though his collection is actually very well rounded
>>132099843yeah sure if you don’t know how to work eq
>>132099840I'm not really a huge fan of green typically but on gretsch guitars it just works
>>132099595What's the story on the flame maple Falcon?
86th post to declare I love my Teles
>>132099899Bassist and T shirt salesman hanging out after a gig while the rest of the band is out getting laid
>>132099899It was a special run falcon jr for the 70th anniversary of kanda shokai who were the gretsch distributor for japanI read somewhere they made 16 of them, but I'm not 100% sure on the veracity of that
>>132099843Eric has some really nice shit
I don’t look at a guy with full sleeve tattoos and think “wow he must be rich look at all those tattoos I’m jealous” just like I don’t look at a guy with a bunch of stds and think “wow look at all those stds he has a lot of sex I’m jealous”. I bought exactly the gear I wanted to
>>132100114Comparing tattoos to some of the greatest amps ever created is crazy work
>>132099980nice
>aa165 bassman>factory modified jcm 800>boogie dual rec>two peaveys>be-100 deluxe>4 4x12s>strymon timeline and big sky on top of other boutique pedals>deluxe strat>custom shophow does eric do it bros?
lmfao i haven't caused a meltdown like this in years, he's literally been at it for hours now
All I need is a Deluxe Reverb
What's difference between deluxe and twin reverb
>>132100446The deluxe has more but the twin has two.
>>132100446twin reverb is the deluxe reverb's roided out gymbro son
>>132100446you can make all the fender reverbs sound the same but you can’t make them as loud
Thanks ChanGPT
if you don't play the piano, you don't know music
>>132100112
>>132100594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk_40MwFW2c
>>132100616this is craig
Man if I had 4k to blow on a fancy amp I'd be with two chicks at the same time, girls like a man with taste.
>>132100599lmao i found this /gg/if of you for/gg/ettin/gg/ to dischar/gg/e the caps
For 4k you can get 13 chicks at once
>>132100702why do big boobies make my peepee feel funny
>>132100693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlCD5CYAcU
Best amp rec for a budget guy like me ($84)
>>132100760used POD
>>132100760tide pod
>>132100760
>>132100830Based
>>132100830based and early 2000s guitar center pilled
>>132100830Looks good, can I gig with this?
>>132100916what speaker would you recommend in a 1980s music man
>>132100760dual rectumfier boogie
>>132100693Found a gif of you getting slapped around before you proceed to shit your pants every time a gun is pulled on you
>>132101043I don't really find this to be that funny
>>132101019Rola Celestion G12-80 (from the 80s of course)
bee gees guitarist playing a 1959 Gibson Les Paul burst on the Ed sullivan show in 1967. one year after Eric Clapton was seen using one on the Bluesbreakers album.
>>132101070I much prefer the modern day's offerings and so do you if you are honest about it. We live in the golden age of guitars.
>>132101062Oh, it’s it’s pretty funny, nglhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=90YLkHyhm1I&pp=ygUYdGVyZW5jZSBoaWxsIHNsYXBzIHNjZW5l&ra=m
>>132101137Craig
>>132101137https://voca.ro/1oPg8AKlWXwd
>>132101137all me btw (by the way)
>>132101161this poster wasn't me bros
>>132101137Mountain
Pink cadi strat done. Goldie telecaster complete. Triple shot Crème Brûlée loading. Black tortilla tele sitting in the wings
>>132101378AI
I've had enough of the anti-craig propaganda in these threadsI'm pro-craig
>>132100244CreditI sure hope he isn't buying them new.The hit on the resale value isn't worth it IMO
>>132101447agreed
>>132101447Ive always liked crag
>>132101464>$30k-$40k in credit>ok bro
^^^ sigma male ^^^
>>132100616is the epiphone casino the only way to get a 330 in your hands, fuck this gay earth
>>132100702crazy how much she looks like nico robin
>>132101464>resale valuepoor
>>132101827how?
>>132101734Heritage, Eastman, and Gretsch, all make double-cut hollowbodies.
>>132101837people with money don't consider selling their things they just make more money
>>132101849you know fuckall about economics and finance
>>132101846they do not come with p90s however
>>132101849people with money would buy a used squier affinity and line 6 pod
>>132101863ok poor
>>132101936I get restless sleep over that squier affinity jag, I want it so badly
>>132101849Yeah, that's not how physical assists work, poorfag.
ignore it, if you can smell the feeble attempt to piss you off just to piss you off for an afternoon, just ignore it
Are these better than Grover tuners
>>132101969there’s something satisfying about making a shit guitar play well
>>132102000no clue mate, pull it I'd say
>>132101014my singer/guitarist gigs with his. it has a direct output for plugging into a mixer. honestly a great little amp for balling on a budget.
>>132101997>afternoon turd world hours lol, it's 9pm
something I've noticed with demos of simpler pedals is that the riffs and licks are more interesting
>>132101873Heritage and Eastman do, and you can get a better singlecoil from Gretsch.
>even the schizo who used to spam the general all night leftso what are we down to, less than 10 posters at this point?
>>132102183>leftlmao
my gf of 7 years broke up with me today finally. gotta order a sex torso. that next guitar will have to wait
>>132102219https://vocaroo.com/1eiQM3Gx9dgq
>>132102275lol wth
>>132102201it's after 11 and i'm not seeing the spam that usually starts up around then
>>132099169>>132099263Go we need to finish this song
https://voca.ro/1h2slxQXwgDY
>>132101873Sire does a 335 clone with P90 too
>>132102183>leftyou need to improve your pattern recognition
https://voca.ro/119cXgt1JFlW
IM POSTING TO DERAIL THIS CRAZY THANGweeblydeebly doo WWWAAAOOOoooooo (that’s the whammy dive)
I GOT MY MIC GAIN AT 100% MY NIGGA YOU CAN HEAR MY COMPUTER FAN GOINGhttps://voca.ro/13FqXDZ602sS
FUCKING HIGH FIDELITY TUBE SNOBS EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLEhttps://voca.ro/1m3ulo9tdsHN
its time for some riffs bitcheshttps://voca.ro/16ggWe3cD3Do
rider the fuckin lightning ladshttps://voca.ro/12XryNL7Ul04
https://voca.ro/19uWCqU3y5ig
HELL YEAH MANIC TIME
https://voca.ro/1ht9Ks37f7x0
WHO WOULD WIN?1 SCHIZOVSA THREAD OF KPOP BUG PEOPLEhttps://voca.ro/16Eb9BEH6FQx
Let's find out. Step back I'll open the gate>>132102768
https://voca.ro/1eOBp2rU5lYB
people don't fear the reaperhttps://voca.ro/1h4lb4FT4vTH
https://voca.ro/1byxZqHPiJIw
https://voca.ro/1bztHurWc2IY
>>132102929nice man. can you play the solo from aqua teen hunger force by Carl Bratananadalewski?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo
https://voca.ro/1b6ywQln3MU9we play slow
fender > gibson > prs > ibanez > eastman
Calling in today bros. Woke up with diarrhea.
>>132103968Good morning saar i hope this amp finds you well.
where is roman?
>>132104101Right after this picture was taken he put the guitar away put the amp back up rolled up all the cables and pounded on F5 to see the reactions.
>>132104190Right after this post you fantasized about being raped and inseminated again lmfao
Lmao
>>132104207absolutely wrecked him how does the schzioid recover from this?
SAMhain
Mr P, M, O, S, HWho remebers this shit
https://voca.ro/1ggC8Uhw4m53
i have bigger cock than sam
>>132102848>>132102858>>132102865>>132102876>>132102889>>132102899>>132102913>>132102929Hell yeah brother, keep on vocing
voca chads rise
>>132104616I have a feeling janny is going to let it stay up this time :)
How does he do it bros?
>>132104616>#3104can't stop laughing at this how does he play those big ass amps in an apartment complex with this many units
>>132104721He doesn't, it's a larp. It's literally a funko pop collection he uses for props in his Instagram pics.
>>132104759that's a lot of money to spend on a larp
>>132104768He's hasn't spent anything, he's carrying a balance on a Sweetwater credit card because he's a 35yo poorfag living in a rented apartment.
>>132104782does he really have an insta
>>132104794He had one before he got doxxed, he immediately deleted it afterwards. The funniest thing on his Insta was him simping for a poojeeta who wouldn't give him the time of day.He was also trying to sell a book of photography and in the blurb where he describes the book he said he got around Phoenix on the bus. This is a man in his 30's, mind you.You can start to understand why he's so miserable that he spends all his time in /gg/ desperately trying to impress/mog a bunch of basement dwelling neets, he's a total failure himself.
>reminded of his brutal raping and insemination>spergs out and posts doxLmao i think we got to him boys
>>132104835>reddit spacingignored
https://youtu.be/oQn3Aw4gcAo
>>132105049this is craigdon't open
Dang to think Eric went from living in a cuckbox apartment and taking the bus to owning a home and stacking 4x12 cabs and a Friedman. Truly a rags to riches story and aspirational for sure.
https://voca.ro/1cINzplAHfOL
>>132105098>Occupancy Type>Non-Owner Occupied>does not appear to be married based on available public recordsthis is the endmy only friend the end
>mfw i easily manipulated all the resident losers into fi/gg/htin/gg/ amon/gg/st themselves >no one tryin/gg/ to discuss /gg/uitar >mfw i kick back watchin/gg/, i don't even have to lift a fin/gg/er lmfao it really is this ex folkz
they really can't help themselves, can they?
>neutral outsider's perspectiveschizo is king and eric will never take his crown until he posts timestamped gear
>>132105219Just like the Pied Piper, led rats through the streets... (you are the Pied Piper)
>>132105379heheheh das p phunee n/gg/l
schizo clearing out the room like navy seals>based
i have no frens in /gg/ee /gg/ee, only enemies to vanquish
more like the PIPED Piper, since that's what he likes to do, getting piped
No
>>132105710Your anus got already vanquished, remember?
>>132105297Not even a little bit.
>>132104721I wonder if he uses the pool or if he goes to the community gazebo with his guitar and annoy his neighbors.
>>132105863every time i open this thread he's always here spamming his name, seems like he's mentally ill and never leaves his room
>>132105863he probably pees in the pool
>buy dual rectifierThey seethe>buy modded jcmThey seethe>buy FriedmanThey seethe
>830Eric's credit score
https://youtu.be/332jrOl3Pqk
>>132106016not after maxing out his credit cards to larp online
>>132106053post timestamped rig eric (you won't)
BE-100D > Bassman > VTM 60 > Dual Rec > 12” Princeton > JC120 > VTM120 desu
>>132106053Not from the looks of that dox he's not
>>132106049Why?
Look how upset he gets when you remind him of his manhood being taken from him against his will lol he hasnt sperged out this hard and posted dox in months thats how you know we got to him. Speaking of which the question came up yesterday whether cut or uncut dicks feel better. Whats your opinion on the matter, faggot?
>>132105219It's funny because it's true.
>>132105219>Doing my usual 6 month checkup on this general and lmao the terminally online schizo is still hereFuckeenn kekkkkkkk now that I'm reminded of that nolife NEET loser's existence. Oh all the times of him getting banned 30 times in a row, sperging out, going on 28 hour long spamming sprees, being alone on christmas eve (multiple years) shitting up /gg/, and so on, and so on. Post your recent shittyvocas, tardie, I wish to judge your progress as your old vocas made me lose my shit every single time. I'd compare it to my toddler's first months with coloring markers (no crayons, tardie, because you'll eat them). You still got your old setup? PicrelatedMeanwhile I've been balls deep into transcribing and tabbing songs and making chord sheets for a while now, and every time after I compare my finished chord sheet to AI tabbing tools and see that the AI got it's shit wrong... it brings joy to my heart. I do realize my days as a song transcriber are numbered, but I keep doing it for ear training anyway.
>>132106210Lol the schizofaggot really throwing stones in glass apartments.
>>132106210Solid setup 9/10
eric malding rn kwab
>>132105219Kek no matter what happens they always come back to focus on you because you're the singular entity they can't conquer, it's like you're an undefeatable God or something
remember that one time i
246th post
>>132106210>Post your recent shittyvocasShit, I got my answer >>132102650GOOD GRIEF HAHAHAHAH KKEKKKAROOOOO
>80% of /gg/ posts are just 1 samefagging schizo talking to himselfNice general you got here
>>132106210I’ve fabricated this exact same story before
>>132102650this is beautiful, very dreamy
>>132102658sexy
mountain > bba
Why do my picks always slip so annoying is there something that helps with grip the textured ones still slip
>>132106543ever heard of pickers grip?
>>132106543Greasy fingers covered in oil. Try washing your hands before you play.
>>132106559I have not. I'll give it a shot, thanks>>132106575I wash every time. Even with dish soap. Works for a bit but my hands sweat and its over
>>132106559gorilla snot works well too. make sure you wash it off your hands before you goon or you'll rip off your foreskin.
>>132106543bad techniue
I've noticed a pattern here every time the schizo gets assblasted he goes on a samefaggin spree
>>132106750I’ve noticed a lot of patterns too but what I haven’t noticed is gg ever getting better at playing guitar
>Yeah bro just keep on practicing you'll get better :)When do I stop sounding like shit and actually improve? It's tiresome
>>132106718What could be wrong with my technique?
>>132106514yeah
>3:17>still no eric timestamp geargrim
>>132106841post a photo of your pick grip in the playing position
>>132106954He did NOT like this one
>>132106816when you practice with a metronome every day
>>132102858Hell yeah, brother!https://vocaroo.com/1mj7xKjisZ17
>>132107287Nice
>>132105093Danzig
>>132107369Thanks! Triple tracked for maximum carnage.
>>132106954
>>132107423looks like bobby hill
>>132107423footy
you guys are truly hopeless
>>132107596hee hee hee
what time do pizzas start being delivered
>>132107627t minus 1.5 hours. I’m disabled so I don’t work
>>132107669i don't work because i'm a lazy ass
>>132107685based. fuck the system
>>132107627I just ordered one. Extra pickles.
heh
Finding all the music theory tricks for composing feels like cheating.
Yeah this general is dead bye schizos
>>132108055see ya tomorrow
>>132108055???we talked about eric and the schizo all day, how is it dead?
>>132108026just be careful to not let theory dictate your composition or you’ll sound like yakob collier
>>132108094I hear you. Who is Yakob Collier?
>>132108055>another one bites the dust
>>132108107grifting, soulless husk of a human being
>>132108026>>132108107I stopped replying to you when you called pickups "magnets" by accident. if I had known you were an ESL third worlder I never would have replied to you in the fist place,
>>132108055>deadOnly Kpop faggots doing numbers like this
>>132107885pickle surprise
anyone here ever order a neck from warmoth before?how long did it take to ship out after placing the order?
the keyboardist in my band passed away recently. we had been jamming together for 5 years; he was self taught and had been playing for 40 years. could learn songs on the spot. I’ve been looking for several weeks and it doesn’t seem like anyone wants to jam or is just jamming over pseudo covers in very singular genres. I think my passion for music is dead; I’ll probably sell all my stuff and quit playing.
>>132108055good riddance
>>132108423everything I’ve bought from them has pretty consistently been 9 weeks
>>132108447was your band composed of just you and this other nigga?get a grip
>>132108480yeah it was a 3 piece funk/soul band. drums keys bass. we played everything tho
>>132108310Holy shit I forgot about that. Oldfag
>>132108140Is he like Inbred? Or are you memeing?
>>132108515can you meet me in the middle here and just look up like 2 mins of memes of him on YouTube or something
>>132108447Meh. No big loss for music
>>132108447That's a hit. Have you heard of the koan of the harp player and his best friend?There was this harp player and he had a friend who always followed him because he really enjoyed the harpist's playing. Everytime the harpist would play his friend sat by and said "I can hear the river flowing!". When the day's chores were done, the harpist would play and his friend would say "I can hear the birds singing!". When they travelled together, the harpist would play to break the boredom and keep his fingers sharp and his friend would say "I can hear all the animals of the forrest moving in harmony and all the flowers blooming!".Years passed like this and one day the harpist's friend fell very ill and it wasn't long until he died.The harpist then broke his harp and never played again.
>>132108520Ok will do
>>132105219but why not just discuss the topic?
>>132108566tl;dr
>>132108566damn man thats a nice parable. thank you for sharing
New >>132108598>>132108598>>132108598
>>132108515>imbredeveryone in /gg/ mogs this fag
>>132108621Yet he's famous and they're not, curious...
>>132106277>if I address myself in second person no-one can tell I'm samefaggingYou're an even bigger bitch than Eric
>>132106277jfc you went kidding, were you?
>jfc I wasn't kidding, was I?
>>132108661I don't want to be famous for being a talentless fag. A 5-year old can sing better than him.
>>132109180Yet you're here seething about him and he doesn't even know you're alive, curious...
>>132109222trips of truthchecked & rekt
>>132099263impoverished lament his gainsthey see him crassall he sees, burning glass
>>132110180Fag, no>>132099263He has no hair on his headAnd can't play to save face
