They look for loveWe look for meatThey think that's badWe think that's neatGirls have problems, yes indeedLike that monthly rot they all must bleedThought about that, well think about thisDon't wanna sit when I take a pissI'm glad I'm not a girlI'm glad I'm not a girlI'm glad I'm not a girlI'm glad I'm not a girl