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it builds character, like digging holes.

>>2041959
I don't mind the coomer bit but I really don't think a bike with an engine is really board-appropriate material?

>>2041961
brother there are three (3) ebike threads and one random guy talking about his furniture in another thread.
and there is a normal bikepost right underneath it.

i am doing my best to keep the board alive here, cmon man

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aeromaxxing drop bar woman vs relaxed handlebar basket salaryman

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I have never met a female cyclist. I've seen some but don't want to talk to other humans when on a bike, and also they are always paired up with another dude

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i did get yelled at yesterday by a boomer for wearing boxers under my shorts, so maybe she's actually right.

though i dont think spats would be comfortable. no padding. isnt she sore ?

Can't post the rest without taking a 3 day vacation

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How do I get a woman that’s EXACTLY like Cindy FFXV to work on my bicycle?

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>>2041981
lycra looks good on girls

>>2041981
>ride bike regularly
>see girls riding, either in the spandex or just in their regular clothes or a dress
>imagine what life would be like as a non-autist and actually dating a bicycling girl
>get to go on rides together
>i can peel her out of her spandex after a ride and deeply inhale it before we shower together
>get to see a qt biking in her dress and looking very cute
>ge tto have knowledge that we are being somewhat healthy and active riding together
instead im like you, dont talk to anyone, theyre always with a guy anyway, just stare at them longingly

>>2041998
what the hell is she even doing?

>>2041959
fucking motorists, disgusting degenerates, impossible to coom to

>>2042005
I have a bike gf and its not wo nice as you imagine.
>anon where are my gels? I forgot them again, can i have yours?;)
>anon my water is empty, give me your bottle pls:/
>anon my tube has a puncture, can you change it?;)
>anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop?
>5km uphill? All i can do is 7km/h and you have to wait at me on the top
>*coasts all the time*

Its really sucks to go on rides with your gf. Alone is top tier but going with buddies that match your speed is also ok.

>>2042017
>anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop?
Anon, she's trying to tell you something...

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>tfw you will never live in a van with your qt bike wrench gf and win MTB races together

>>2042017
Its a lot like taking a girl on a walk then, i figured. I still want one

>>2041985
use catbox

>>2042037
nta but please, please, before you make a mistake, you need to understand why you see so many men riding alone without a woman. sharing your deeply fulfilling bike hobby with a female is a great way to destroy both your enjoyment of the bikes and the relationship with the female. some nice things just don't mix and trying to mix them is going to be terrible for everyone. it's like "oh, I love kids, and I love sex, so I'm going to love sex with kids", no, stop, that's not how any of this works, just no.

leave the woman at home, find an excuse for why it can't happen, say you have trauma or something and refuse to elaborate, women love a man who won't share his pain, it confirms he's not a weak sentimental faggot.

I know this sounds like I'm a terrible misogynist or whatever, call it what you want but some basic life truths are just irreducible facts of life, even if they are not PC to say. show her your vidya if you want, try to get her into collecting "EDC". maybe teach her about your single malt hobby, experience has shown females will eagerly pretend to love single malt scotch and learn all about it in order to be more appealing to males. you can take that one to the bank.

>>2042053
I get your point, can't help but notice though how the very first thing you thought of for an apt comparison was sex with kids.

>>2042056
sorry I forgot I was on 4chan where it's just assumed that sexing kids is a good and wholesome thing

how about "i love drugs and I love cars so I'm going to take a bunch of drugs and go out for a drive"

>>2041961
i agree with this post

ok but can we get back on topic instead of venting about unresolved ex-gf trauma

>>2042017
Most of these can be solved by preparing beforehand, talking to the other person, and being aware that not every bikes at the same skill level or pace.

I swear it’s always the oblivious retards that get gfs.

>>2042053
I get you man but i already know girls are annoying, so i am very patient with them. lots of praise, all that shit. She would have a great time. I would have a great time because she was having a great time and also i wanna see her ass in lyrcra and make sure she does her cardio
Then afterwards I would go for a fast ride alone with music

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>>2042156
Fine heres my stupid bike whore fap material girl

>>2042162
Holy.
maybe I should make a stupid instagram/tiktok after all. You can’t find amateur kino like this anywhere on the free sites.

>>2042163
She on YouTube too
Shes so hot it makes me mad and that never happens

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ill just keep posting my slanty eyed bike crushes then

>>2042017
All I am reading there is that you’re with a girl who likes being around you and wants to do things with you and be with you. Must be nice.

>>2042186
>"ill just keep posting"
>stops posting
what did he mean by this

>>2042213
It is nice dont get me wrong but i try to do this >>2042053 most of the time. One ride a week is ok but i want to push my body sometimes and just listen to some music and keep my head clear. I cant enjoy cycling that much if im with someone.

>>2042186
Where are my attractive self-powered travelers. where are they. keep posting my ass

>>2042165
>She's so hot it makes me mad
Holy shit, I thought I was only one that felt dumb shit like that

why des every bike woman look like a model and i look like a fucking slob-shaped skeleton

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>>2042714
There are products aimed at older men whose wives are old and gross now, so they cater to men with mature but still sexually active taste (wide child bearing hips, full lips, etc), ad the models they hire to pose on these bikes fit that profile.

If you look at what actual bike women look like they're more elflike or twinkhon-build if you prefer zoomer speak.

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>>2042714

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>>2042714
>what bike women actually look like

>>2042723
jesucristo that guy talking about literal elves was correct, if it wasnt for the face i wouldnt be able to tell gender


then again perhaps thats not a bad thing. i’d love to be that skinny. perhaps 10 miles/day with simple CACO diet below 2000 will remove my beer belly

>>2042721
based milk cow. imagine the HANG…

>>2042721
why does her helmet look like a cartoon drawing?

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>>2042723
I have tried seeing the local girls on strava and i can confirm they all fucking ugly. Uglier than this

but at least the social media baddies exist IM COOOOOOMING

>>2042714
OP did ask for a coomer thread and not what actual average women cyclists look like

How do I find twitter/tiktok thirst trapping zoomers that also go bikeriding? You’re telling me people do weird shit like listen to girls farting in microphones and pay femboys to shit on them at conventions but i cant goon to women that like the same sportshobby i like? without them being uncoomable sexless sticks?

>>2042723

multiple women in this photo are prettier than any of the jungle asian thirst traps being posted in this thread

>>2042751
as long as you keep them away from me anon, respect for taking one for the team


god i dislike white women so much

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>>2042723
Where are the titties

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>>2041959
I can't tell if this is a troll thread or not, but does anyone know any porn where the girl's wearing a motorcycle helmet?
I'm cursed with a faceless/ masked kink but if you just search those on the major porn sites you just get flabby boomers in venetian carnival masks and zoomettes in covid masks.

>>2042765
>porn
nah but i follow some cute motorcycle girls on insta, id watch helmet porn tho it would be a great onlyfans niche. maybe something for me to do with a girl in the future

>>2042763
Tiddies are dead weight and unaerodynamic.

>>2042763
At the back of the peloton, or dropped on mountain stages

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Why are SEA women attractive and look like fun to ride with, and the other """"pro""""" riders just look like joyless lesbians? they probably got the chopectomy surgery themselves on their tits just to get 3% more speed.

>>2042842
It may be the cycling context tricking you into assuming the photograph was casually taken during any ride and thus this is what she looks like.
But you know when you want to sell used goods you best ask a woman. Her having a bicycle as an accessory for her photoshoot does not mean she hasn't exhausted her box of tricks.

>>2042723
>the reactions to this photo
I dunno I feel like most women would look shitty if they’re completely covered up like this and just finished an intensive exercise

>>2042943
Even accounting for that. their faces are kinda not what i look for in a girl
better than what most fuckers here could pull probably anyway but yeah idkman i wouldnt date a butterface its the most important part

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>wanted to goon my rapemeat till I milkmaxx
>thread devolved into the rating of androgynous lycra creatures


it’s over

>>2042949
It’s sad but im not gonna carry the whole thread, i have bikes to ride

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Artist's commentary

A female friend with zero chastity values inviting you for sex as if inviting you for bug catching

>>2042945
I really think that the intensive exercise probably no makeup and also having a hat or helmet tightly on makes them look bad

>>2042949
you should get a CO sensor, and probably go outside RIGHT NOW. You're rambling incoherently.

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>>2042959
well i think they have lesbian facial features but then again i literally don’t like white women no h8 to them

>>2042964
>comparing some Asian thot dressed like a slut with makeup and shit to actual athletic women after an event
Hilarious. They might be ugly regularly anyway, I wouldn’t know since I don’t know who they are to look. The second from the right with the long hair definitely looks like she’s probably a qt if you put her in a normal setting

can you fucks contribute instead of posting your retarded asian vs white argument

Respectfully

I like lesbian-looking women in general regardless of race, and some white women as long as they have RBF, also this person should just troon out already >>2042842

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>>2042969
sure

>>2042967
No im just posting a thot dressed like a slut COS THATS WHAT THE FUCKING THREAD IS ABOUT

>>2042970
Anyone have a name or source?

On a completely unrelated note, can pregnant women ride bikes or is that a nono?

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Giant dumpy bike for woman with a fat ass, it evens out

>>2042949
Kek pic has to be drawn by a virgin who never smelled the ungodly stech of an 72h unwashed asshole and puss.
It can literally turn you into an asexual for months at a time.

>>2043483
I pretty much turned prison gay after a woman took off her panties and the room flooded with dead fish smell

>>2042213
even when i hate my normie girlfriend i just remind myself that this is all she wants in life and she loves me for some reason and i have nothing to complain about even if shes being annoying

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>>2041985
You can always just skip to the end.

>>2043608
Tfw no

Since exercise makes you horny after, is it feasible to groom a gf into being into biking solely to get laid more often?

>>2042056
Well it's a pretty simple thing to come up with to be honest
Heard the joke executed with masturbation and playgrounds as well somewhere lmao

>>2042970
what happened with women that they used to look like that as asults but nowadays even schoolgirls have giant asses and tits?
what are they putting in the water?

>>2045250
there's millions of them out there, just saw 3 tonight while out and about, and I also popped a boner thrice

>>2045250
sugar and CO2

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There are barely any pictures in this thread. Why are you homosex?

>>2045330
I'm glad she's taking care of her body in her advanced age but she's not hot enough to be posing her ass like that, I don't know why but I get unreasonably annoyed by leathery grandmas posing as hot chicks to sell expensive sporting equipment to boomers, hire a model please no one wants to participate in your "Hotwife" fetish

>>2042751
yellow fever fags are always attracted to the ugly ones

>>2042977
she should bully me and make me wear spandex

>>2043468
Neither the agency nor the model have ever seen a bike in their lives so they pulled a disabillity trike out of someones shed lmao

>>2042955
Okay but we need more drawn content, all these 3DPD models either are just random models thrown on a bicycle or just look shit. Literally less fake than an image that isnt real


I’d contribute but idk where to find that stuff. bump instead

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>>2041960
>>2041981
>>2042186
Imagine if this was your daughter, girlfriend, wife, mum, aunty or friend.
Fucking disgusting creeps creating fake vids/pics of random girls
Just put yourself in their shoes, or imagine it's your family or friend.
Stop doing this shit.
If I see one of you AI my daughter IRL, I'll tie you up and get my german shephard to eat your nuts.

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>>2045816
go back to creepshot threads on gif

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>>2045816
is there anything more cucked than having a daughter, girlfriend, wife, mum, aunty, or friend?

also why is it that when you see pics of provocatively dressed sexually fertile women, the first thing you think of is tying up your daughter

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There was a whole ai gen’d story sequence on aco about a week ago that was relevant to this discussion. Picrel.

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>>2045966
not an aislop enjoyer but I’d fucking take it over all this random ragebait shit and offtopic shit

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tfw too sad to goon

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>>2047092

>>2042053
I quite honestly wish I was a fag. Dudes are easier to cooperate with and way more simple when it comes to sex. Would be good to have a strong dude on your team that can help you deal with shit rather than someone who has a meltie over the most trivial shit so you have to come bail them out. Regrettably, however, the sensation of putting penis in vagina trumps all notions of rationality.

>>2042056
>pearl status: death clutch

>>2041959
This cunt is so fucking cringe. Cant wait to see her smeared on the pavement.

>>2047093
They had one single job, cute bulge, and still they fucked it

>>2047118
if you're thinking like that you already are

>>2041960
>Character
>They'll pick-me themselves into a hobby solely to sexualize it
>the few women in cycling are always thai wives

>>2041998
>>2042006
Women will do the most retarded shit on cam as an excuse to show off their assets. It seems easy until you see someone who fails to do it.

>>2047985
Remove the wh*te am*rican w*man from the pic I’m trying to get some of that horse pussy.

odds of a cyclist catching up to a horse that’s running?

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>>2048012

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let me know if you want more.

>>2048012
Uuuuoooohhh..... So sexy ..


Cantilevers l...

>>2048014
>>2048015
now this is the kind of coomerism I can get behind, please no more middle aged botox ladies in spandex

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>>2041959
>Coomer Thread

>>2048014
>>2048015
>tr*athletes

>>2048015
i love 2B and i love outfits that remind me of toobee. post more

>>2048015
>>2048014
fuck are these borat outfits

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>>2048107
>hairy legs

2048107
KYS

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>>2048108
You have an unhealthy obsession with aerodynamics.

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>>2048110
Forget about aero, he just needs to cover this up. It's not sexy. It is like legs of a dog.

>>2048013
wow she is pretty
really pleasant to look at

YOU AUTISTS ARE RUINING MY COOM THREAD WITH
FAKE FUCKING MODELS
SCHIZO SPERGING ABOUT WOMEN HATE
HAIRY MEN WITH FUCKED UP RIGHT LEGS
SOME GUY STROKING HIS DICK TO THE THOUGHT OF SICCING HIS IMAGINARY DOG ON IMAGINARY RAPISTS
AND WORST OF ALL, REAL ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL CYCLIST LESBIANS
i fucking hate ALL of you AUTISTS

I prefer bbw to fitness women to be honest, some of the pictures ITT straight up look like twinks bro, I need my women with soft thick thighs I can burry my dick in, not this tight man-ass shit, you're all closeted gay men that want a women (man) stronger than you to dominate you, that's gay bro.

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>>2048125
you are supposed to fuck a woman in the vagina, not in the thigh????
and fat fucks cant wipe properly, which is dangerous for women as they arent engineered properly and can fart into their pussies

>>2048127
>which is dangerous for women as they arent engineered properly and can fart into their pussies
God just imagine the smell

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>>2041959
>tfw no muscular private pilot to fly me to Hawaii and s-ck each other off
Why live?

>>2045792
you subhuman zoomer pieces of fag tranny shits have fucked up one of the last interesting forums on 4chan. there is nothing you vile subspecies ever contribute that is worth a shit to any thread accept to validate the fact how useless zoomers are to society in general. souless bastard children of moloc you are.

>>2048160
>gay man posts a picture of a man cross-chaining on a BSO
>reeeee trannies reeeee
seek help

is this /n/? why dont you disgusting pervert bastards go back to your perverted shit threads

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>>2048160
>there is nothing you vile subspecies ever contribute that is worth a shit to any thread
These threads are what (You) make them. Instead of posting females, you chose to confess to being a closeted faggot. :DD

>>2047985
White women fuck horses. Also I went to a Horse place in Kentucky and watched how they "ride" the horses and immediately realized why white women are so into it. Literally a "sport" for coomers. From the "care" before and after of the horse all the way to how they "ride" the horse.

>>2048243
and how do they?

>>2048244
Go watch a video, coomer. It's amazing they even allow the sport when it's so blatantly just a sexual thrill for them.

>>2048245
I don't want to, women are icky.

>>2048243
Gooning is not cooming, incel

>>2048248
whatever helps you sleep at night you animal fuckers, freak

>>2048122
That's what you get for being a porn addicted jeetoid, retard.

>>2048247
That fat assed horse makes me want to ride my bike more today so I dont beat my meat raw

>>2041967
Bike shorts doujins unironically made me start biking as a hobby again after college. Thank you glorious nippon!!

>>2042814
most /n/ and gayest post ever at the same time

>>2041968
kek.
I also often take a detour, if there's a nice ass riding in front of me. My personal fave: leggins, stretched over their max capacity, due to the bend down position and thus becoming very transparent, giving me a good view of her underwear.
Also, the bent down position leads to some good downblouse from the other side.

>>2042765
Bakuon had at least one doujin with Raimu, try there.

lol british people cant look at this thread unless they show their government their face id

You guys have horrible taste in women. There's like two attractive women in this entire thread

>>2050077
4Chan is bafflingly one of the few places you don't need an ID actually

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>>2050634
Post more then, homofaggot.

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>>2042956
Wrong.

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This relationship only last 2 weeks. I met this girl at my friends kids BD. Our first date was a 10:30pm bike ride. She wanted a challenge and we biked our asses off on my favorite little trail that parallels a river. We rested on a park bench that over looks downtown. We I sparked a hand rolled joint and in that moment I was truly extremely happy. We rode back high AF and rented to my house for sex. She was Asian, incredibly soft and crazy. What a time to be alive.

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Found this pic randomly online. I can instantly recognise the Sydney trains seat covers design pattern and the Luna Park entrance, so she’s crossing the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

>>2051043
I'd move down under for her.

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>>2051043
Blue and yellow are a very popular colour combination in public transport, so the design pattern of the seats is very important for immediate recognition / city marketing for tourism.

>>2041980
Nice. Good girl.

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>>2051043
Stockholm commuter reporting in

>>2042162
I've become convinced over the years that Asian women have a genetic predisposition toward exhibitionism

>>2051232
ToT

>>2050996
Unf plap plap

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>>2051043

>>2043468
>>2045786

braaap

>>2051883
Why are they holding up traffic?

>>2051884
do you not see the line of closely spaced cars as far as the eye can see?
the cars are holding up traffic, the girls are going the same speed.

>>2051043
fat

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>>2042765
>>2042766
There are some Doujinshis. I used to collect them.

>>2048151
I believe in your dreams anon

>>2051883
>no helmets

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>>2051883
It's probably the depth of field or one of those camera terms but can I just say, women would look so much better if their asses weren't so grotesquely oversized. The rub here is that women's knees and thighs and calves and ankles are aesthetically superior due to the q angle, and yet the problem up above is the way the muscle and fat form around the iliac crest which is often far too flared. If science could make women where the femoral head were shaped for aesthetically optimized q angle but the ilium was properly restrained for a more reasonable waist to hip ratio I think we'd be on to something. Just need to have more innies on the labia majora and actually if we could just do away with the navel and seal that off for aerodynamics, that would be just great. Belly buttons are weird, who asked for that? In the ideal world there wouldn't actually be a vagina at all, just a nice smooth thigh gap, for it would smell much less offensive. Plus she probably can use a thinner chamois. While we're at it, no mouth, like in the matrix. Just pretty eyes and a cute nose and a perky ass. That's the ideal woman right there. Fertilization can be with a large hollow needle and then of course a C section, for you see I am not impractical, I just believe in aesthetics. She can poop and pee out of the same hole, that's why they used to call women birds. I am not a misogynist, if you're not convinced, I'd volunteer to have those modifications too. Aesthetics are the most important thing of all, even above practicality.

>>2042956
Mizuryu Kei for anyone who cares.

>>2041959
Freddie's got your back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

pretty sure the average age of 4chan posters has dropped to 15 compared to even 2 yrs ago

>>2041960

BRRAap.

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>>2051043
Now that's a slampig if I ever saw one. Would plap and glak with zero remorse.

>>2052167
Fat or not:
I would

>>2041985
just leave a title