>pisses himself in your path
Been to some tri events. They call it the yellow monsoon. Mechanics say the bike shed after a race reeks of piss.
>rim brakes reeeeeeee carbon reeeeeee All we need is a closeup of the pristine drivetrain causing reeeee and we'll have /n/ bingo
>>2073539It seems like the pissing is something of a draw for them. Triathletes seem like really weird and culty people. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a lot of overlap with crossfit practioners.
>>2073530just whip it out n pee while riding
yes I also piss myself in training
SNIFFFF
>>2073530Whats the problem? You cant even see my piss on my black bibs. It could also be sweat. You honestly havent lived if you've never pissed your pants in public. Its the most unhinged punk feeling shit i do lately.