>pisses himself in your path
Been to some tri events. They call it the yellow monsoon. Mechanics say the bike shed after a race reeks of piss.
>rim brakes reeeeeeee carbon reeeeeee All we need is a closeup of the pristine drivetrain causing reeeee and we'll have /n/ bingo
>>2073539It seems like the pissing is something of a draw for them. Triathletes seem like really weird and culty people. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a lot of overlap with crossfit practioners.
>>2073530just whip it out n pee while riding
yes I also piss myself in training
