The image that broke /n/
my bike is an actual unironic BSO and i would kill a cracker and take his socks if i saw him sawing at my lock
>>2076742Ive actually thought this when someone stole my jacket.
>>2076756it gets easier to think this way when you too steal shit. it's not the bank's pen, it's OUR pen, comrade
>>2076744>call the police>they won't bother looking for him>somehow stop the thief>he gets a slap on the wrist>seriously hurt or kill the thief >police hunts you down like you offed a politicianYou just can't win
The thief has probably stolen hundreds of bikes
>>2076762How come no one even looked beyond the wall out of sheer curiosity?How come police doesn't put up bait bikee with trackers? They would be swimming stats.
>>2076766I would guess the bikes were inside the house originally
>>2076766>How come police doesn't put up bait bikee with trackers?some places did this and had to stop because they found out cops were stealing the bikes LMAO
>>2076762They tolerate child rape just to avoid being racist. Locals probably saw that it was paki who stole em and decided to stay quite
>>2076758It was really pity. What kinda broke bitch has to steal a jacket. It wasnt a flashy jacket. But yeah, I dont steal from other poor people. Who the fuck wont take a banks pen? Usury is the most non business ever.
>>2076762This is nothing. No one has that nigger with a backyard full?
I saw a crackwhore stealing a cheap mtb today, while probably high and wearing high heel boots. She tried and failed to ride it a few times and ended up dragging sideways it like it was a corpse she didn't even know how to carry a bike beside her. It was quite the spectacle, she's quite the neighborhood character.
a kid from my school took my bike and parked it on school grounds so I got it back
>>2076821it's really hilarious how obvious stolen bikes are these days. one would think even a crackhead has ridden a bike beforeother day i saw an ebike on marketplace with the usual no real details, priced oddly, being sold by a sketchy russian boomer, but the kicker was he said>Has FULL DISPLAY CONTROLS with I, + and M buttonsan "I" button. really nigga? yes. the I button. my favorite button. fucking lmao
>>2076762>sp*cialized, sir velo, kona, leather saddles everywhere, etcevery bike in that image was definitely owned by someone im happier got their day ruined
>>2076844What brands are acceptable?
>>2076762Why would you steal a bike with rim brakes? Is he stealing them to donate them to a museum?
>>2076761>shoot him>plant a knife on his corpseshiggy diggy
>>2076780#notallcops
>>2076742The diseased and cucked mind of the bleeding heart.I hope you invite homeless bums, illegal immigrants, and mudslimes into your home so you can get beaten, robbed, and raped (just the way you look it)
>I just want to clarify right now that I’m not owned. I mean yeah you stole the bike I needed or whatever but I’m not owned.
>>2077960This is what we call overcorrection and it's arguably worse. Like OBL realized fucking thots and doing drugs wasn't fulfilling, great. The solution is not to form a global terrorist organization, surprisingly. Likewise the answer to being a bleeding heart pushover is not to turn into a serial killer who fantasizes about a home invasion so he can get away with shooting peopleThis is youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4
>>2076762the bait bike guy got a couple drug addicted scumbags arrested. when the cops followed the trackers to the thiefs' houses, they were full of not just other stolen bikes, but all types of stolen goods.I should really do a bait bike just out of civic duty.
>>2077963BASED BASED BASED
>>2077963>if you defend your home surely you must be blood thirsty psychopath!>The Onion learnt me this valuable lesson!>They made a skit pushing their leftard agenda about it, so they must be right!What a colossal retard (ed faggot) you are, it's not even funny. What are you doing on 4chan? Go back to Deaddit.
>>2076758>it gets easier to think this way when you are a weak coping faggot unable to defend himself anywayfify
>>2077987Looking after your own safety is the default state, little edgelord. That is what normal people do, You're just so brainwashed by /k/ greentext fantasies that you have convinced yourself that "normie NPC libcucks", like you, actually want to watch their daughters get bukkaked by tyrone. I guess you feel that this narrative about "libcucks" gives you license to spout off about your thinly veiled race mixing gang rape incest fetish. And when anyone points out that this is, at the very least, a little bit odd, you sperg out even harder about turgid black cocks and regale the crowd with more of your vivid sexual fantasies about your female kin
I have a lot of stolen bikes. I live in a highly bike populated European city. Bike thefts would steal a bike and then, IF ITS NOT A MASTERPIECE, drop it at random places around the city, waiting for when to sell it. One of the places is my bike rack, that is in my private hallway, in the city center of the town. From time to time i see a bike being left there. I spend 2 months contacting the police Authority, searching serial numbers on bike owners lists, looking on used bicycles sites, etc...I NEVER EVER have been able to return a bike.So,. Let's say, after 2 months, i angle grind the lock and keep the bike. I have never sell such a bike. Some i kept myself, some i gifted after intensive restoration (think what 2 months in the weather can do to a bike that somebody already has stolen).In 5 years I collected around 10 bikes. Fron junk to very nice 29ers.I could have sold everything for 1.2k euros.I restored them for around 500 euros. So, 10 stolen bikes, restored to perfection, are worth about 700 euro.
>>2077992this seems to be projection kek ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2078000fr a bike theif once left one resting on my car :/
>>2078006thief* ducking autocorrect
>>2078000you're doing god's work
>>2078007I would suck every ape's dick even if it kills a few humans
>>2078029monkas my false dichotomy is ruined. this is why we beat you harold (°□°)︵━
>>2076761if you dig the thief deep enough
>>2076742I think being forever known as "bike cuck" broke this guy even more
>>2076744But would you kill a nigger sawing at your bike lock?
>>2078259no because i enjoy the bbc and ban people on reddit
>>2078000Do you get many shit quality bikes? It would be fun if you knew how to weld and made metal sculptures out of them or maybe funky, bike themed playground equipment. >>2078005LOL @ the reddit arm on your shrug figure. You don't need the double backslash here.
>>2078168I don't know what he was expecting. I don't even think the story in the comic is real because no normal human being would just accept getting their bike stolen like that even if they were a glass half full kind of person, let alone make a comic about it. I don't think he has ever actually owned a bike
>>2078280Several of the more political celebrities made a big show during the "Summer of Love" about how something or another of their stuff got destroyed and they played it off as being no big deal as "social cause" is more important. Of course they're all millionaires so it's no big deal to them to replace a few thousand dollars worth of stuff. Think bike cuck wanted to jump on that bandwagon, even better if there actually was no bike.
>>2078168Lmao, qrd? I've seen the comic many times but never knew the saga
>>2078280last time i got my bike stolen i thought about starting again with a new platform as an upside. i had just broken up with my gf so it was pretty symbolic
>>2078279kek
>>2078279>LOL @ the reddit arm on your shrug figureHow do you know that's from reddit?
>>2077960Seriously. That’s what libcucks really want. They hate themselves for being white. They should commit to this. Libcucks, find yourself a brownoid ASAP, give them your house and car keys, give them a knife and let them stab you to death and replace you. That’s all you’re really good for. You won’t be missed you weak and pathetic queers. Pay up those reparations you’re always talking about.
>>2078406I heard refugees are welcome here.
>>2078468t. has the entire Whitney Ryan BNWO series from amazon
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>>2076742My bike combo used to be my parents wedding anniversary so I'd never forget. After some cunt sawed through the chain, I keep my bike inside my apartment and changed my combo to a /pol/-approved statistic.
