So if I fly with Boeing, I get a free horror-themed rollercoaster ride, what do I get with other providers?
Worlds largest glider"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress"The day ended well.
>>2082128It was the airline's fault this time, that 737 is 30 years old and because of the embargo on Iran, the airline didn't replace a worn vibration damper in the gear
>>2082128porter gives you free booze and a lot of iti once had to tell a stewardess to stop giving me shots on a porter flight so she was like "just shove em in your pockets" and dropped like 5 unopened ones on my table
>>2082467What do you mean unopened shots. They look like this hut with liquor?
>>2082468I aint him and I don't drink or take flights but I'm pretty sure they are just tiny bottles
>>2082476Those tiny bottles are more than a shot
>>2082477>>2082476they should be a little over an ounce, which is a shot outside of the pussified USA where a shot is 1/4 to 1/2 an ounce>>2082468god i wish lmao that would rule
>>2082480>USA where a shot is 1/4 to 1/2 an ounceTry 1.5 ounces, anon, unless the bartender loathes you.
