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Anonymous The White House’s Aliens.gov S(...) 05/29/26(Fri)21:15:10 No. 1517336 >The website, which compares human beings to extraterrestrials, touts arrest numbers from the Trump administration’s sweeping immigration crackdown. But some of its details are really out there. https://www.wired.com/story/white-house-aliens-gov-us-citizens-arrested/>A space-themed White House website that mocks immigrants and compares them to extraterrestrials claims Immigration and Customs Enforcement has arrested almost half a million people in nearly 12,000 cities and towns in the United States. In 715 of the locations listed, the site identifies at least one of the people arrested as being born in the United States. In 83 of the locations, every single arrestee is reported to be an American. >The White House unveiled the website, Aliens.gov, on Thursday after teasing the launch on X with a 10-second video captioned “They walk among us,” leading many users to suspect an announcement about UFOs—the subject of an ongoing Trump administration disclosure effort that produced two releases of declassified files earlier in May. The site turned out instead to be a piece of political theater aimed at dehumanizing immigrants and casting those the Trump administration has arrested as the secret extraterrestrial visitors of UFO conspiracy lore. >The site includes information about arrestees’ alleged criminal offenses for each location. People in 3,159 locations are accused of “Immigration.” In 1,082 locations—including Chicago and Minneapolis—at least one of the crimes supposedly committed by the arrestees is “Public Peace,” a category of convictions that includes unlawful assembly and disorderly conduct. >In more than one-fifth of the locations the site flags as the site of an arrest, no criminal charges are recorded. Puerto Rico, a US territory whose residents are American citizens, is mapped on the site as a separate jurisdiction; in one row, the site lists Puerto Rico itself among the foreign countries the arrestees came from. >>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)21:16:08 No. 1517337 >In a statement provided post-publication, the White House said aliens.gov “pulls data directly from DHS, which initially included a handful of non-immigration HSI arrests,” adding that “this has been updated.” HSI, or Homeland Security Investigations, is a part of ICE. WIRED reviewed the updated data and found there were 270,214 fewer arrests listed. >The Trump administration has repeatedly claimed that ICE is going after the “worst of the worst,” but that framing has collapsed under the weight of ICE’s own data, pried loose by a range of government watchdog organizations, such as TRAC and the Deportation Data Project. An April report from the Deportation Data Project found that ICE arrests of people without any criminal convictions has skyrocketed compared to the six months prior to the start of the Trump administration. In October, ProPublica reported that immigration agents have held or detained more than 170 US citizens. >Some of the locations listed on Aliens.gov don’t appear to be cities or towns at all. One “neighborhood” in the dataset is an address in Ohio that corresponds to that of a state-run prison. >The website was originally registered by the Executive Office of the President in March, according to 404 Media. At the time, there was speculation that the website would host records about extraterrestrial life and UFOs, since President Trump had promised to release new information in a February Truth Social post. In anticipation, WIRED set up a script to monitor when the site went live. >>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)21:18:21 No. 1517339 >One of the first things visitors to the site see is a counter labeled “encounters,” ostensibly indicating how many undocumented immigrants federal agents have arrested since Trump took office. The counter is fake. The starting number—3,129,580—is hand-typed into the website, and its upward motion is generated by a timer initiated by the visitor’s own browser, according to a WIRED analysis of the site’s code. The figure does not correspond to any enforcement total published by immigration authorities and is roughly seven times larger than the actual ICE arrest count since January 2025. >Visitors to the site are meant to be greeted by the opening notes of the X-Files theme song, WIRED discovered, set to play beneath a stylized “TOP SECRET” stamp and a warning that immigrants have “shopped in the same stores, attended the same classes as our children, and lived seemingly normal human existences.” The music has gone unnoticed because nearly every browser in the past 10 years has blocked autoplay audio by default. >The music track contains metadata indicating the file was created using late-2000s-era CD-ripping software. Disney Music Group, which has owned the rights to the music since its parent company’s acquisition and merger with Twentieth Century Fox in 2019, did not immediately respond to questions about whether it had given the White House permission to use the recording. The White House did not answer questions about how it obtained the files and whether it had permission to use it. >Ripping a copyrighted track from a CD to score a website is, on its face, precisely the kind of unauthorized reproduction the FBI’s notorious Anti-Piracy Warning Seal program exists to deter. >The bureau did not immediately respond to WIRED’s request for comment. >Updated 5/29/2026, 5:38 pm ET: Added statement from the White House. >>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:13:15 No. 1517357 Amazing how the people excusing illegals committing rapes and murders are fretting over getting arrested. >>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:14:10 No. 1517358 >>1517357 amazing how you'll die alone without ever having a real job>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:17:54 No. 1517360 >>1517336 >Chinese funded media comprain about Tlump? No fucking way.>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:25:36 No. 1517363 >>1517358 You've been doing this for far too many years to be making insults like those. Glass houses and stones.>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:26:02 No. 1517364 If you want to view the article and are hitting the paywall: https://archive.is/20260529205846/https://www.wired.com/story/white-house-aliens-gov-us-citizens-arrested/>>1517360 whats wrong with the article? >>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:29:46 No. 1517365 >>1517363 i haven't been making fun of you for "years" but i guess someone has been>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:36:21 No. 1517367 >>1517357 Delusional retard>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:47:48 No. 1517369 >>1517365 There's five of us on this dead board at any given time, and you're one of two people that refuses to use proper capitalization and punctuation. You're not funny or clever enough to be spending your finite time doing this.>>
Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:58:18 No. 1517372 >>1517369 i'm glad you think i'm funny and clever, but mostly i just enjoy rubbing your nose in the shit you post>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)00:32:30 No. 1517373 >>1517369 It's a crippled, mentally ill retard.>>1517372 Is this really what you think you're doing? How sad is that?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)00:41:34 No. 1517374 >>1517373 you can just say your feelings are hurt esl shill>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)01:30:09 No. 1517375 >>1517336 >Puerto Rico, a US territory whose residents are American citizens, is mapped on the site as a separate jurisdiction; in one row, the site lists Puerto Rico itself among the foreign countries the arrestees came from. I'm not seeing this at all. Why do faggots lie so freely?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:12:04 No. 1517376 >>1517336 >claims Immigration and Customs Enforcement has arrested almost half a million people in nearly 12,000 cities and towns in the United States. Good. Maybe after four years we'll get back to pre-Biden levels of illegals in this country and undo all the damage that senile fuck caused.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:25:31 No. 1517377 >>1517376 What damage?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:39:27 No. 1517379 >>1517375 they aren't lying. if its not there anymore, the whitehouse page was probably edited after the article came out.. You can go here and see "United states" mentioned in the county of origin column in some entries. https://archive.today/2026.05.29-165240/https://www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/ >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:40:19 No. 1517380 >>1517377 Laken Riley, Rachel Morin, Kayla Hamilton, etc.>in before durr muh study sais murrikans kill more dan notmurricans durr >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:42:00 No. 1517381 >>1517376 >>1517380 Be specific, what policies did biden do to cause this?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)02:57:22 No. 1517384 >>1517381 Several policies, from cutting funding from DHS and preventing them from doing their jobs to tearing down the border wall and sending feds to tear down the barriers Texas put up in an attempt to stem the flood of 7.2 million illegals coming across the border. And why do dems always do this? Why are they so pro-illegal immigration? Simple: https://web.archive.org/web/20210121022530/https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2021/01/20/executive-order-ensuring-a-lawful-and-accurate-enumeration-and-apportionment-pursuant-to-decennial-census/>tl;dr illegals get counted in the census, which increases the power of democrats in congress and electoral votes during elections because more illegals live in blue states than red >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)03:41:42 No. 1517387 >>1517381 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkCbzieFFfY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2Brra5nDs It was confirmed by Biden's ICE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9axBAcdBpn0 >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)03:58:33 No. 1517388 >>1517381 How about letting in over 200,000 unvetted Afghans after he royally fucked up what should have been a simple evac. It was handed to him on a silver fucking platter by Trump, all he had to do was follow the plan left behind, and he couldn't even do that. So he brought over 200k of the people and just let them walk off base whenever they wanted without fully checking for diseases, criminal history, y'know important shit you'd want to know if you actually gave a fuck. Soldiers had their hands full just trying to keep these retards from stealing from each other while the Army gave them free shit and kept having to confiscate fucking shivs these animals would make. Then they were ordered not to stop them if they just wanted to walk the fuck off into the general public, that DHS couldn't do shit about it. Does that count as a biden policy?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)04:29:35 No. 1517390 >>1517336 This administration is such a fucking meme. A terrible, terrible meme.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)10:46:11 No. 1517402 >>1517390 And yet I got everything I ever wanted from this administration: kicked out illegals and loosened gun laws.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)10:56:30 No. 1517403 >>1517388 Do you mean the negotiations trump had with the taliban? Not the Afghan government, but the taliban? The same taliban that went in and brutally murdered the government we were trying to install there after we left, rendering those years of fighting totally pointless? Yeah, your boy did a real fucking good job there, you treasonous dumbass.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)11:08:58 No. 1517404 >>1517403 Hey stupid fuck, 1) that has jack shit to do with the evac that Biden fucked up and 2) we had zero - let me say that again, ZERO - KIAs after the deal was signed - UNTIL Biden got 13 soldiers killed and multiple wounded by the ISIS bomber that HE let out of prison when he ordered Bagram to be abandoned. You treasonous fuck.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)11:18:42 No. 1517405 >>1517404 >It was all handed to him by trump >Biden fucked up the withdrawal that Trump negotiated with the taliban. >Trump negotiated with the taliban. >I am a disingenuous faggot. >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)11:41:06 No. 1517409 >>1517405 You do realize the plan Trump left behind was to evac out of Bagram and not Kabul, right? Y'know consolidate everyone to the military base that has two runways, the only base in the whole country that can land C-5 galaxies, and - oh yeah - WASN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING CITY! Do you even know why Biden did that? I do. Do you?>of course not >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)12:21:27 No. 1517410 >>1517336 based they deserve it for not giving more to Israel>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)12:50:09 No. 1517411 >>1517409 Source?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)12:51:11 No. 1517412 >>1517387 >Cucker Tarlson. Show me news article or the original documents, not a talking head.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)12:52:11 No. 1517413 >>1517384 >Several policies, from cutting funding from DHS and preventing them from doing their jobs to tearing down the border wall and sending feds to tear down the barriers Texas put up in an attempt to stem the flood of 7.2 million illegals coming across the border. Source?>>1517388 >How about letting in over 200,000 unvetted Afghans after he royally fucked up what should have been a simple evac. Source?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:04:47 No. 1517414 >>1517411 What do you mean source? For which part? You do know we abandoned Bagram and evac'd out of Kabul, right? You really need me to provide a source for that?>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:08:11 No. 1517415 >>1517336 There are no hispanic US citizens. Only foreign invaders.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:19:34 No. 1517416 >>1517414 source for the trump plan and who made the changes.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:32:17 No. 1517417 >>1517416 Source it was Trump's plan was from Kash Patel back before anyone knew who Kash Patel was. And source to who made the changes was from Generals Milley, McKinzie, and a few others during their testimony to the House Armed Services Committee.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:46:44 No. 1517418 >>1517411 >>1517413 >Source? >Source? >Source? Sealioning.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:56:33 No. 1517420 >>1517418 You are making a lot of broad accusations which are being questioned. You need to cite your sources>>
My shit don't stink 05/30/26(Sat)15:35:12 No. 1517441 >>1517372 >im glad you think i'm funny and clever, but mostly i just enjoy rubbing your nose in the shit you post I tried this with my puppy when he pooped on the rug, but all I did was taught him to like to eat poop. I think you may have accomplished the same thing here.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)16:58:37 No. 1517447 >>1517369 sometimes I mix it up so I’m not easily identified and it’s working evidently>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)17:02:21 No. 1517448 >>1517336 On the one hand this is really bad for it to happen to even one person, on the other hand it’s good they aren’t covering it up because it’ll be easier to hold them to account for it, on the third hand it’s concerning that they’re now so brazen about these kinds of things.>>
The one spammer spam heself 05/30/26(Sat)17:09:25 No. 1517449 >>1517447 Say, ALLCAPS weekend cornhole enjoyer, everyone knows about your multiple personalities.>>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)17:19:35 No. 1517450 Well, those who think that which is think it's hiding in plain sight is an actual person instead of a crippled, bored bitch such as that which is >>1517447 who simply exists to eat and poop in that which is a soggy diaper Imagine thinking you're fooling anyone. >>
Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)17:24:39 No. 1517451 >>1517449 Good post.>>
Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)10:48:32 No. 1517512 >>1517449 He should’ve just typed 3, 4,5 and 6. (Shoutout the mental help hotline)>>
Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)11:23:23 No. 1517516 >>1517448 >it’s concerning that they’re now so brazen about these kinds of things They're operating with the intention or hope that they can end the order the United States has maintained for so long. There's no need to worry or be subtle when the goal is to institute a new order with your stooges in complete control of the former republic. At least Peter Thiel was smart enough to start moving to Argentina because he knows this isn't going to work
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