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Unlike trump's previous announcements to war profiteer, the Iranians have confirmed the deal.

https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-war-ceasefire-deal-e0a9e4e1152ea8da10ea066ad174a23a

ISLAMABAD (AP) — The United States and Iran have reached an agreement to end the war and open the Strait of Hormuz, offering relief to the global economy more than three months since fighting began.

Details of the deal were not immediately available and Iran signaled implementation would not start until the signing, which key mediator Pakistan said would occur Friday in Switzerland. Iran said the text would be published after that. Key issues like Iran’s nuclear program are expected to be addressed later.

But even as it became clear the parties still have days to influence what lies ahead, the announcements had an air of relief.

“Congratulations to all!” U.S. President Donald Trump wrote on social media, adding: “I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade,” imposed in retaliation for Iran’s grip on the crucial waterway.

He soon hedged, however, saying the strait wouldn’t open until Friday’s signing. The U.S. previously said it would ease its blockade of Iranian ports as the strait reopens, and would agree to relax sanctions to allow Iran to sell more of its oil and strengthen its battered economy.

Iran’s deputy foreign minister, Kazem Gharibabadi, confirmed the agreement on state television but said Iran would not start implementing it until it was signed on Friday. He said the deal followed talks with Qatar, another mediator.

Qatari mediators later left Tehran following 17 hours of negotiations, said an official briefed on the developments who spoke on condition of anonymity due to sensitivity of the talks. Separate preparatory meetings with each side will take place in Doha this week, the official said.
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After months of fighting, a ‘critical step’ is taken to end the war

“This represents a critical step towards the peaceful settlement of the conflict,” the spokesperson for the United Nations secretary-general said of the deal and framework for further negotiations.

Pakistan first announced the deal after a day in which Israel, sidelined from the negotiations, attacked Beirut’s southern suburbs while pursuing the Iranian-backed Hezbollah. Iran’s deputy foreign minister hinted at the tensions that caused, saying “our armed forces were fully prepared to give a decisive response to Israel’s actions.”

Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif said “both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon,” adding that mediators this week will facilitate meetings to “lay the foundation for the technical talks.”

Iranian state TV later cited the secretariat of the Supreme National Security Council saying the war on all fronts “will end immediately and permanently beginning tonight” — but that the U.S. blockade “will be terminated immediately and in full.”

It was not clear who from Iran would sign the deal on Friday. U.S. Vice President JD Vance told Fox News the White House was still figuring out who would attend: “I certainly plan to be there, but it’s possible the president himself could be there.”
The deal came under criticism even in the final hours

Broader negotiations on outstanding issues like Iran’s nuclear program would continue over the next 60 days, two senior Pakistani officials said earlier Sunday, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter publicly. If the sides fail to reach a resolution within that time, the timeline could be extended.
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The deal likely returns the region to a status that existed before the war, but with thousands of people dead and Iran wielding a new source of negotiating pressure with its ability to influence shipping in the strait. The waterway is crucial to significant shipments of oil, natural gas and related products like fertilizer, and its effective closure rocked the global economy.

Even with a deal, it will take months for oil and gas supplies to flow freely enough for the world’s needs to be met because shipping and insurance companies want to be confident the agreement will last, energy experts said.

Of the stated targets by the U.S. and Israel when they launched the war on Feb. 28 with strikes that killed Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Tehran still has a missile program, support for armed proxies in the region like Hezbollah and a stockpile of highly enriched uranium for its nuclear program.

Khamenei’s son is now supreme leader, though he has not been seen in the public since the war began. His approval was needed for Iran to sign off on the deal.

There was apparent friction inside Iran in the hours before the announcement, as the government warned that division at home over the deal weakens its negotiating position. Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian called it a “disgrace” when someone stands before parliament and calls anyone who negotiates a traitor.

The emerging deal had been sharply criticized by critics in Trump’s own Republican Party. Some said it did not improve on the terms of the 2015 Iran nuclear deal that Trump withdrew the U.S. from during his first term and still describes as “bad.”
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>>1519570

We didn't get a forever war.

You weren't drafted to die for Israel.

Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.

We didn't put boots on the ground.

We didn't get a flood of refugees.

None of your predictions came true.
And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
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The central question of Iran’s nuclear program remains

After the war began, Iran attacked Israel and several Arab Gulf nations with missiles and drones. A ceasefire was reached on April 7. Ten days later, the U.S. military imposed its blockade. A historic face-to-face meeting between Vice President JD Vance and Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf ended without success.

Throughout negotiations, Trump alternatively threatened to destroy Iranian infrastructure, even its civilization, and praised the relationship with Iran as “more professional” as his administration sought an exit from the war with midterm U.S. elections coming later this year.

Iran’s government, with its own tensions around hard-liners as it scrambled to replace several top officials killed in the war, repeatedly expressed wariness of negotiations after rounds of talks last year and early this year ended with U.S. and Israeli attacks.

Tehran has emphasized that it wanted a deal to focus on ending the war, with discussions put off until later on its nuclear program — the issue at the center of it all.

Iran has 440.9 kilograms (972 pounds) of uranium that is enriched up to 60% purity, a short, technical step from weapons-grade levels of 90%, according to the International Atomic Energy Agency.

Iran has long maintained its nuclear program is peaceful and has not publicly committed to giving up the enriched uranium, which is believed to be buried under three nuclear sites that were badly damaged by U.S. strikes last year.

At times, the U.S. had sought the removal of the enriched uranium from Iran as part of a deal. Russia has offered to take it. At other times, Trump said he wanted the uranium destroyed.
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>>1519575
Ain't over.
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>>1519577
>all your predictions turned out wrong
>...w..well here is my next prediction!

anon..
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>>1519575
>trump managed to only partially fuck everything up instead of doing the worst possible outcome like he normally does
>Iran is still in a much better position than if he just left them alone with the original deal.
Yeah, no.
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>>1519575
What DID we get?
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>>1519580
more lies
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>>1519578
That's not a prediction.
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>>1519575
>We didn't get a forever war.
>You weren't drafted to die for Israel.
>We didn't put boots on the ground.
>We didn't get a flood of refugees.
All these were true before the war started, and would have stayed like that had some retard not started a war in the ME. We did, however, get:

...the straight of Hormuz open, which was open before the war, except now Iran gets to charge a fee for it thanks to Trump.

...to pay Iran $25 billion dollars so that they can rebuild their country and stockpile of arms, because Obama only gave them $0.5 billion and Trump always has to outdo him.

...a gurantee Iran wouldn't build nukes, which they had already promised before the war.

...higher gas prices, though theyre only $4-5 instead of $6 so miggers treat this as a win. Hasnt gone back down to Biden levels though.

Did I miss anything else we get out of the Iran war?
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>>1519570
How does paying Iran over $300 billion dollars in war reparations make my groceries cheaper?
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>>1519579
Nuclear and strait status?
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>>1519590
>Nuclear
Nuclear talks apparently aren't even beginning until after the US and Iran sign the agreement on Friday
Source:
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/deal-is-reached-to-end-iran-war-and-trump-orders-stop-to-us-naval-blockade
So basically right now we're planning to agree to plan to agree to talk about it
But not before Trump gifts Iran 12 billion dollars in unfrozen assets just to come to the table and begin talks, which is almost ten times as much as Obama unfroze once the JCPOA was signed and implemented in full.
Source: https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/us-to-release-12-billion-in-frozen-iranian-assets-under-deal-iranian-media-reports/
So, long answer short, Nuclear Status: Absolutely humiliated
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>>1519586
the war generated a bunch of contracts to give out to Trump's cronies and family, so the money they get in kickbacks lets them fund advertising tricking low iq wagies into thinking Trump's winning the war against democratic trannies and high prices are lies
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>>1519585
>...higher gas prices, though theyre only $4-5 instead of $6 so miggers treat this as a win. Hasnt gone back down to Biden levels though.
https://gasprice.us/gas-price-history
Most significantly, prices under Trump averaged $2.54—42% lower than Obama's $3.68 average. American households saved thousands annually through energy independence policies and increased domestic production.

Global oil prices fluctuated, but America's self-inflicted production restrictions amplified price impacts. When Trump left office, America produced 13 million barrels daily—under Biden, production fell to 10.8 million despite global supply pressures improving. Policy, not market forces, created the inflation crisis.

Early second-term results (2025-March 2026): Prices declined to $3.14 average nationally, down from $3.41 in late 2024. While below Trump first-term lows, the trajectory reversed Biden-era inflation.

The adults are back in charge. Sit down. Shut your disgusting faggy oinker, and enjoy, piggy.
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>>1519594
>averaged
you gotta hide the weaseling harder
this is shill 101

>(2025-March 2026)
lol
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>>1519594
Why does your Trump talking point site stop at March 2026? It's mid June.
Also, your Trump talking point site straight up makes up that 3.68 number for Obama, even while looking at its own data. Literally doesn't correspond to any of the numbers in its own breakdown of the Obama years
If this is the best you can do, it's really really sad
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>>1519596
>Published March 15, 2026
I wonder.
>>1519595
>Hasnt gone back down to Biden levels though.
I know you gays are quite literally retarded, but come on.
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>>1519597
Sure is a good thing no major changes have happened to the price of gas since then or this would look really dishonest and desperate
Also, you understand that the fact the publisher of this Trump propaganda felt the need to put this out in mid March shows they knew they Trump fucked up and gas prices were about to explode so they had to start the talking points ASAP, right?
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>>1519598
https://www.macrotrends.net/4453/us-gasoline-prices
Still haven't hit Biden levels.
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>>1519599
Did you hurt yourself shifting those goalposts?
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>>1519592
So Iran gets to keep their nukes and the strait still closed to make sure trump can't pull another backstab.
Winning!
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Trump is a loser. He is a coward who lost the game. What a shame.

His victory: let's pay reparations and unfreeze the cashflow for Iran. Whata genius?
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>>1519590
>Nuclear
Not only due to senility, Trump's brain resembles the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl
>strait status
>likes YMCA by the Village People
>was a regular at Studio 54
>decorates a certain penthouse, Mar-a-Lago & the Oval Office in what is basically dollar store Liberace
>posted - then deleted - an AI slop pic of himself & cheerleaders that Tom of Finland would have approved of
Best case scenario: Trump is bi. but is still a faggot
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>>1519594
>Early second-term results (2025-March 2026)
Anon in your long winded response why did you purposefully exclude the past 2 months where your president started a war? And why would you, Trump keeps saying we've done nothing but win, and surely he can't be wrong?

Oh and I was mistaken, its not $25 billion were giving them, its $30 billion actually. Dont remember Biden or Obama giving that much money to Iran. Good thing they're going to keep their promise for real this time.
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>>1519611
The funny thing is the money Obama 'gave' them was overseas banking money that already belong to the Iranians, this is trump GIVING the Iranians new money.
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>>1519570
https://i.postimg.cc/GpdHNTy6/trump-iran-peace-deal.png
>6. Peace deal includes permanent end to fighting on all fronts, including Lebanon
>what Israel's doing to Lebanon
The deal's broken before it started
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>>1519570
The Hidden Sand village blowing up some civilian target in the land of Rain in 3.. 2… 1…
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>>1519615
Any Leb-anons care to chime in?
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What was the fucking point? Sounds like the US position is worse than it was before the war and even more so than before Trump pulled the plug on Obama's "awful" deal.
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>>1519620
Blowing up the stuff under the mountain.
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>>1519645
*Blowing up the front door to the untouched facility where they keep stuff under the mountain
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>>1519570
>>1519617
It literally happened an hour after this post was made.
SILLY GOYIM
YOU THINK THE CHOSEN ONES OWE YOU PEACE?
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>>1519620
EVERYTHING is worse than it was before the war. Say what you want about the former ayatollah, he was at least speaking with us. The reason he was a better leader than every other leadership was because the other ones just kidnapped civilians and did zero negotiations.

Now that he's dead, there is no 'peaceful path forward'. If we agree to these terms, they'll use a car bomb in lebanon as an excuse to continue leveraging tolls. We give them money, they'll leverage more tolls. Iran is now a bigger power in the middle east than Qatar and all it took was telling the US And Israel to fuck off
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If tRump really wants to destroy Iran, he'd go be their President for a year..

Net & Ya-Hoo waited 30 years for a president this stupid to be elected, and he even has the Epstein recordings as coercion, but tRump is so stupid that he believed Hair Stephen Müller, when Müller told tRump that the recordings were BleachBit(ed)

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/hillary-clinton-emails-bleachbit-227425
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>>1519663
Every single president being smart enough to not get tricked into a war with Iran until Trump came along says a ton.
Even Trump 1 was able to not fall into this trap but nobody wants to admit Trump 2 is well past his prime mentally
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>>1519663
You mean Biden’s handlers weren’t dumb enough.
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>>1519613
>The funny thing is the money Obama 'gave' them was overseas banking money that already belong to the Iranians,
It was overseas banking money that already belong to the Iranians, that Reagan promised them and that Obama actually got them to agree to accept a lower amount in exchange for getting the money sooner.
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>>1519671
Even worse, Obama solved this and got all the agreements done and signed, and Trump tore it up half because he's an Israeli puppet, and half because MIGA racists can't handle that Obama actually solved Iran.

Now Trumps surrendering 300 billion for less than nothing, it doesn't even cover the tolls and that Irans nuclear program is back on.

All Trump would have to have done was nothing. Instead he's an 80 year old nepo retard blowing through inherited wealth for nothing.
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So the no-more-new-wars president, started a new war and didn't even manage to win it? The fuck are you doing, America?
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>>1519671
>Even Trump 1 was able to not fall into this trap
Literally only because Iran's reprisal when he killed their general only injured hundreds of US troops instead of killing any of them. Had they gotten a kill, we'd have likely been locked into a tit for tat war with them.
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>>1519673
It's kinda telling that people accusing Biden of having handlers are doing so to deny credit, while people accusing Trump of having handlers are doing so to deny blame.

Motherfucker, I don't care if an elm tree is president as long as the government doesn't trigger a global oil crisis with no preparation and for no reason.
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>>1519570
America is the global economy, we're just fighting a war against the shitskins off in Sandlandistan. Also the war isn't over and isn't likely to be any time soon. If you had been bothering to actually check instead of just parroting chink news talking points, you'd notice that the actual documentation requires Iran to accede to basically all the points they refused to accede to after the last four rounds of talks. They have to allow US inspectors to decommission all their nuclear materials, they have to acknowledge that the Strait is in international waters and that they can't charge any tarriffs or tolls of any kind. Since they're not going to do that, the war is still on. Its just a temporary ceasefire.
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>>1519675
>Obama actually solved Iran
Anon, nothing is solved until all the nations on the planet agree to unilateral American rule. Until that happens, there are only nominal allies of convenience and soon-to-be enemies, absolutely nothing is solved. There isn't room on this planet for more than one polar power, and all the civilized nations other than America have already come and gone at their chance at it, so this is it. Its either the United American Earth, or we keep going this way until we collapse into the Mad Max future.

Either way, there was never going to be a future where this world was big enough for both America and Iran to continue on forever as separate sovereign powers. It was just a way to kick the can down the road to a future generation, nothing more.
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>>1519594
>lower than Obama's $3.68 average
Obama was handed an absolute fucking disaster of an economy.
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>>1519719
The conservatively biased media have totally whitewashed Bush's deregulation and republican trickle down economics destroying the economy.
Obama's big fuck up was immediately going center right and not jailing everyone involved in the crash and heavily taxing the rich.
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>>1519686
When the headlines were telling us that gas prices were the worst since Joe Biden was President in 2022 they kind of gave the game away. There was a global oil crisis when Biden was President in 2022 and he stumbled his way into it without much preparation or reason
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>>1519686
>are doing so to deny credit
He fell down while sitting on a bike. He was just old and decrepit.
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>>1519722
Youre focused on the wrong shit. The Economist called Bidens economy the envy of the world. The guy could have been a paraplegic mute, it doesn't mean anything. What mattered is he surrounded himself by competent people and listened to them. Exact opposite of this circus going on right now.
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>>1519754
he's a shill, he's focused on distracting unintelligent people from real issues since it's his job
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>>1519754
>The Economist called Bidens economy the envy of the world.
Correction, they called the US economy the envy of the world, despite Biden's attempts.
The article doesn't even mention economic terrorist Joe Biden,
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>>1519756
you are esl,
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>>1519754
>The guy could have been a paraplegic mute, it doesn't mean anything.
If he was a paraplegic mute then he cannot be attributed with anything that happened. But he wasn't, and he did actively play a role in how bad the economy became under his term.
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>>1519758
that's very true of trump's economy, esl shill. for once you didn't lie
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>>1519756
1.) The article mentions the prepositional phrase "despite Bidens efforts".
2.) The article doesnt even mention Biden once

hilarious.

why do you even bother posting here? /news/ probably has the same double digit amount of people looking and posting on it, and we can all see through your insane esl and being foreign every single time you hit submit.
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>>1519719
biden was also handed a shitshow. Trump royally fucked any management of the pandemic and economy (he did however restrict awarding importation licenses for necessities to his family and friends), while also ballooning the deficit through tax breaks and dysfunction (notice a pattern?).
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>>1519761
Poated less than a week ago on here was the daily rundown of Trumps actions during the first few months of covid. It's fucking insanity.
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>>1519594
> prices under Trump averaged
I have to drive everyday to work under Trump cause every faggot organizational leader wants return to office to satisfy their shitty ego and justify their real estate loans.

I worked from home under Biden.

A single year under Trump means spending more than three times for gas than a single year under Biden, despite the higher price per gallon.

Thanks to miggers.
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>>1519594
>Em dash
Lmao, best use of your time on a Sunday evening is asking free-tier chatgpt to prove Donald is good for gas prices, as his losing war sends them skyrocketing

Thanks for the chuckle, have a (you).
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>>1519762
Reminder: 2021 was deadliest COVID year.
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Gas back down to $2.75 when?
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>>1519813
That is like saying the last half of the Titanic sinking was more deadly than the first half.

https://www.census.gov/content/dam/Census/library/stories/2022/03/united-states-deaths-spiked-as-covid-19-continued-figure-2.jpg
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>>1519822
2020 384,536
2021 462,193 +20.2% increase
https://www.theglobalstatistics.com/covid-deaths-by-year/
So, who fucked up what? Oh your bleating about COVID was electioneering?
Who in the fuck knew?



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