In a partial dissent that was joined by her two liberal colleagues, Justice Sonia Sotomayor said she would have given the student challenging West Virginia's law a chance to show that the ban should not apply to her.

"In opting otherwise, the majority extends great sympathy to those it favors: the young cisgender girls and women who play sports," she wrote. "Because the majority, however, inflicts a hardship on those it disfavors without giving them the fair and full opportunity the Constitution requires to litigate their contentions, I respectfully dissent."

West Virginia Attorney General JB McCuskey called the decision a "monumental victory for every female athlete who has ever competed, or dreamed of competing, on a fair and safe playing field."

"This landmark victory will give all states, not just West Virginia, the clarity and confidence to ensure fairness and safety for female athletes today and for generations to come," McCuskey said in a statement.

Twenty-seven states have passed similar bans, saying they are trying to ensure fairness and address safety concerns for non-transgender women.

The transgender students who challenged the laws said hormone therapy and other medical treatments they’ve taken have diminished any physiological advantages from being born male. The laws, they said, should not apply to them for that reason.

The students were also banking on a landmark 2020 Supreme Court decision protecting transgender employees from workplace discrimination.

But since that unexpected 6-3 decision by a conservative court, the justices have often ruled against transgender Americans. That includes their 2025 decision that states can ban gender-affirming care for transgender minors.

The court’s latest decision – one of the most anticipated of the term − came amid a broad effort by President Donald Trump to target transgender people.

Trump’s opposition to transgender women competing on female teams was a centerpiece of his 2024 campaign and, as president, he has moved to cut off federal funding to schools that allow transgender females to participate in girls' and women's sports.

The Justice Department helped West Virginia and Idaho defend their bans before the Supreme Court.

Although the administration is separately trying to stop states from allowing transgender girls to compete on female teams, the DOJ urged the court to decide for now only that bans are allowed and not get into whether they’re required.

The intense public spotlight and increasing criticism of transgender athletes prompted Lindsay Hecox, a student at Boise State University, to try to abandon her challenge to Idaho’s law before the high court considered it.

Two appeals courts had sided with the transgender students at early stages of the litigation, blocking enforcement of the laws as the challenges continued.

Because her testosterone is being suppressed and she is getting estrogen, Hecox said, her testosterone levels are typical of non-transgender women and her muscle mass and size, which presumably may have given her an advantage, had both decreased.

Before withdrawing from sports this school year, Hecox played soccer and ran on school club teams, the "no-cut" sports she turned to because she wasn’t fast enough to make the competitive NCAA cross-country and track teams, according to her lawyers.

"I think this is an important moment to just take a step back and say, 'Is this law actually responding to a problem in a rational manner, or is it actually overreacting on the presumption that transgender women are categorically going to be strong athletes when that's not the case?'" Kathleen Hartnett, an attorney for Hecox, told the court.

She argued students like Hecox could be required to have their testosterone levels tested as a workaround to a complete ban, but Idaho’s attorney said states shouldn’t have to make that accommodation.

"Idaho's law is a substantial fit for 99% of males, and a perfect fit is not required," Idaho’s solicitor general, Alan Hurst, told the court.

Becky Pepper-Jackson, who began her challenge to West Virginia’s law when she was entering middle school, takes puberty-delaying medication and estrogen.

Still, West Virginia argued Pepper-Jackson retained a physical advantage that, as a high school freshman, helped her place third in a state discus throwing competition and eighth in shot last year.

Pepper-Jackson attributed her athletic achievements to hard work and practice and said her performance is "well within the range" of non-transgender girls her age.

Her lawyer argued that the justices should send the case back to U.S. District Court for a trial to determine whether she has an advantage over teammates or rivals who were identified as girls at birth.

"And then we'll have the facts in front of us. And maybe they'll make the issue go away," Joshua Block, the American Civil Liberties Union attorney who represented Pepper-Jackson, said in oral arguments. "I think it's unnecessary to, you know, intervene at this instance with a sweeping legal conclusion to something that might actually be a narrow factual dispute."

Michael Williams, the attorney for West Virginia countered that state legislatures, not courts, have the primary responsibility for weighing evidence and making policy judgments in "areas of evolving science and medicine, especially involving children."

Polls show broad public support for requiring transgender athletes to compete on teams that match their sex assigned at birth.

Idaho and West Virginia described the participation of transgender athletes in female sports as a significant problem, but advocates said the scope of the dispute has been blown out of proportion.

Pepper-Jackson, for example, was the only transgender student in West Virginia who sought to participate on girls' teams.

Block, her attorney, called the court's decision "heartbreaking."

"The reality is that the equality of transgender women and girls takes nothing away from, and in fact promotes, the equality of all women and girls," Block said in a statement.

Kavanaugh, who coached his daughters in basketball, said during the oral arguments that he hates the idea that a kid who wants to play sports may not be able to. But if a transgender girl makes a team or a starting lineup, she will bump someone else, he said.

"And I think we can’t sweep that aside," Kavanaugh added.

Kavanaugh emphasized that point in his opinion but also made a plea for respect for the transgender athletes who have been at the center of the contentious national debate.

"Those student athletes want to play sports. Their desire to compete warrants respect," he wrote. "No student-athlete on either side of the issues, whether a biological female or transgender, deserves to be ostracized or vilified."

There are no definitive statistics about how many students are affected by the bans.

In 2024, NCAA President Charlie Baker told a Senate panel he was aware of fewer than 10 transgender athletes competing in all college sports across U.S. campuses.

The Williams Institute at the UCLA School of Law, a think tank that researches sexual orientation and gender identity, estimates that as many as 122,000 transgender young people could be participating in high-school-level team athletics. At the college level, probably fewer than 1.5% of student athletes are transgender, according to the institute.

>Mail in ballots allowed to stand
>Birthright citizenship allowed to stand
>SCOTUS didn't even bother taking up Trump's rape case, lets lower court ruling against him stand
>BUT WE'RE INCONVENIENCING LIKE FIVE TRANNIES! GOLDEN AGE ACHIEVED! THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR!

>>1522197
>THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR!
Yes, and?

>>1522197
It'll just galvanize the voter base further. Then once Democrats have a supermajority again they can add transgender to protected classes and that'll be the end of it.

>'Is this law actually responding to a problem in a rational manner, or is it actually overreacting on the presumption that transgender women are categorically going to be strong athletes when that's not the case?'
ruh-roh, AI keeping track of statistics is starting to genocide conservative retardation

>>1522198
You voted for birthright citizenship for everyone and mail in ballots being counted for weeks after election day?

>You voted for birthright citizenship for everyone and mail in ballots being counted for weeks after election day?
Yes, and?

>>1522201
I voted for keeping trannies out of girl's sports, locker rooms, bathrooms, and anywhere else these degenerate freaks might harm or molest them. It's amazing how when it comes to this issue, conservatives care more about women's rights than the left does.

>>1522226
you're literally not american

1522226
>Keep trannies out of girls sports, and up my butthole!

>>1522191
Reminder that there's like... three trans people in the average state's sport leagues, and none of them are top-tier. So-called 'biological advantages' don't mean shit for fuck. This is just making people miserable for no reason.

>>1522229
>So-called 'biological advantages' don't mean shit for fuck.
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/trans-woman-shatters-female-weightlifting-record

>nationalpost.com
>The National Post is owned by Postmedia, which owns several right-leaning media outlets throughout Canada. According to a report in the left-leaning CanadaLand, PostMedia has directed its publications to be more “reliably conservative.” The newspaper is funded through advertising and subscription fees.
>Chatham Asset Management, a New Jersey-based hedge fund, holds a significant equity stake in Postmedia and majority ownership of American Media Inc., which owns the National Enquirer. David Pecker, who owns American Media, Inc., joined the Postmedia board and then resigned from the board of Postmedia in 2018 due to his hush payments on behalf of his “friends,” including President Trump and Harvey Weinstein.
Wow, more billionaire rapist propaganda
shocking

>>1522231
Oh no, weightlifting, who gives a fuck.

>>1522233
lmao we've gone from
>X doesn't happen!
to
>Who cares if X happens?

>>1522232
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/transgender-runner-blows-out-competition-sets-season-records-girls-races-oregon-high-school-track-meet?msockid=0e01e74ad7b060cf19e2f013d6b961a4

>>1522234
that is an apt description of the average maga individual

>>1522237
https://www.nj.com/sports/2024/05/a-transgender-swimmer-broke-records-then-came-the-firestorm.html

https://nypost.com/2025/03/04/us-news/trans-high-school-track-star-wins-girls-triple-jump-by-8-ft/

https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/un-study-reveals-transgender-athletes-have-won-nearly-900-medals-in-womens-competitions-united-nations-sports-lgbt-gender-identity-title-ix-athletics

Wow for not having any so called 'biological advantages', all the broken records and gold medals make it look a lot like they have 'biological advantages'.

lol I love how the alleged pro-science side can't figure out men have more athletic ability than women.

esl shill sure doesn't skip a day obsessing over his fetish

>>1522191
Why the fuck is anyone going to the bat for this issue. I'm baffled as ever that this ever became an issue that people actually tried to defend. We definitely shouldn't let a tiny minority of batshit crazy people dictate what a woman is. We already know what a fucking woman is, they already know it too even if they pretend they don't, the definition absolutely does not need to change or be expanded, especially not to appease a small group of nutters. If troons wants to play sports, they are more than welcome to enter the open/male category or teams. End of fucking story.

>>1522242
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/transgender-facebook-content-dominated-right-wing-sources-study-finds-n1234252

you aren't slick

>>1522229
Men shouldn't be in women's spaces or locker rooms at all though, that's kind of the whole point of separating the sexes.

>>1522242
>We already know what a fucking woman is,
What is a woman?

>>1522244
and the president shouldn't be a rapist. which one are you more concerned about?

>>1522245
Something you're not I'm afraid to say

>>1522245
the way conservicunts keep asking this question, I'm starting to wonder if they really don't know

>>1522245
The female of the human species

>>1522255
Can you define what that is?

Can the trannies finally shut the fuck up and stop being the poison to the things that ACTUALLY are important?

>>1522201
>mail in ballots being counted for weeks after election day
There is nothing wrong with this, you incomprehensible prick. Election day for the fucking government across all levels shouldn't be decided on a SINGLE day that isn't even a federal holiday. Its retarded. You know its retarded.

>>1522244
But they're not men.

>>1522262
Do they have a Y chromosome?

>>1522258
What other countries do this?

>>1522256
of, relating to, or being the sex that typically has the capacity to bear young or produce eggs

>>1522266
So if a woman is infertile she's not a woman?

>>1522264
Some actual cis women do, funnily enough.

>>1522273
Well you know what they say, an outlier is the most important thing. XXY is not XY FYI. And most xxy women would call for your execution if you called them trans.

>>1522242
Literally, not figuratively, literally every major organization of physicians in the world recognizes that gender affirming care has value and saves lives. It isn't a tiny minority of batshit crazy people, it's literally every medical doctor in the world.

I agree, trans women should not be allowed to play in the same leagues as cis women due to inherent physiological advantages. Sucks for trans girls, but if you're trans you don't get to play with cis girls, the same way if you're in a wheelchair you don't get to play in leagues with people who can walk.

That's a seperate issue on whether they should be allowed to exist. These are sick people, and the medical cure for their condition is gender affirming care. You fixating on and hating them for existing makes about as much sense as you hating any other random illness.

If they gross you out, there's an easy solution, don't fuck them. People secure in their sexuality don't fixate on other people's.

>>1522276
>Literally, not figuratively, literally every major organization of physicians in the world recognizes that gender affirming care has value and saves lives.
Here we go again with this often debunked line. Now watch, the second anyone mentions the drastic increase in suicide rate for joining this trans cult he's going to deflect with
>wuh well if conservatives weren't so mean online boo hooo hoooooo
Despite the fact that the suicide rate and depression remains high in the top five most tolerant nations in the entire world to be a tranny.

>>1522275
I mean, we're literally talking about outliers, why is it okay for you to decide these people don't matter arbitrarily because they're a small portion of the population?

You can be XY and female too. Gender isn't just based on chromosomes, it's based on hormones you are exposed to as you develop. There are several conditions that effect the production and effect of hormones in early development.

Cis xxy women aren't trans, they're cis, of course they don't want you to call them trans? How is that a point for you? That was a stupid thing to say.

>>1522278
Debunk it then. Show me one major organization of physicians that doesn't acknowledge gender affirming care as medicine.

>Pivot to suicide rates for some reason, because that has fuck all to do with gender affirming care.

No, fuck your pivot, address your first unsubstantiated claim or admit you're lying and dodging and go fuck off.

>>1522281
>Debunk it then.
We do this every thread.
>No, fuck your pivot,
No, fuck you. Explain how more than doubling the chances of killing yourself "saves lives". And you're not allowed to blame it on mean comments from the right anymore. Remember last time we did this and I pulled up the stats from Canada - one of those top five countries to be trans - the country so protective of trannies that they fined a guy a half a million dollars for having an opinion on fagbook - and the fucking rates of depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts for trans teenagers were more than double for cis-teens? You never can answer why that is.

>>1522191
I'm mixed.
On one hand, I'm pro trans. We either have equal rights or we don't. One group getting marginalized or dictated to be lesser opens the door for that to happen with other groups.
On the other hand, this is sports. Your physical sex matters, and as a whole, men are stronger than women. It's why they have different leagues in the first place. If you're a trans woman, your male body is going to give you an unfair advantage in women's sports, and that shouldn't be allowed.
On the other other hand, this is really obviously just the fascist fucks in the white house going after trannies in any way they can. You seriously think these machismo dipshits care about women's sports? Yeah, right.

>>1522283
>refuses to address original claim made with 0 evidence. Try to pivot to different claim with no evidence
Concession accepted.
>>1522284
You can be pro trans and still think they shouldn't be allowed to compete in cis leagues. That isn't a bigoted opinion, there is some ambiguity, but it is evidence-based. It sucks for them, but there are solutions.

Can't wait to vote in November, hope they don't find a way to fuck with the elections.

>>1522287
>Yeah you're more than twice as likely to kill yourself... but we're saving lives according to this Jewish doctor with stocks in XYZ pharmaceutical company. You can trust him to be unbiased. Now put your 10 year old on the table so we can rip his dick off. It's for his own good.

>>1522268
Sure why not. That validates someone rejecting their sex and being described as trans.

>>1522284
>Drumpf is a fascist fuck machismo dipshit!
lol. How does it feel knowing that le evil heckin fascists are the only ones acknowledging basic reality?
>>1522281
I identify as a major organization of physicians and I do not acknowledge that men can magically become women.
>>1522229
Reminder that you are wrong and get proven wrong in every thread. Let's just get it over with:
If there is no biological advantage then we would see just as many examples of women winning in men's sports as we do men winning in women's sports. So where are these examples?
We accept your concession just like we did all the other times we had this thread. It's amazing how NPCs keep losing the same argument over and over. You really aren't capable of understanding reality.

The first womb transplant in UK.
Along with Cuba & China, UK is at the forefront of Gene Therapy research. Those who invest heavily in those research labs, because they know that what they perfect will be worth trillions to them.
Combining the two? It's only a matter of time.

>>1522305
Before what? Trans LGBTQs no longer have to adopt boys to rape because they can birth their own?
>Trillions
At .003% or whatever of the population, it's a good thing trans propaganda exists to make them so much cash.

>>1522306
You sure are obsessed with pedos for a guy who voted for one

>>1522307
they're posting from a non-American time zone, of course they care about transgender and pedophiles

>before
>what was medically possible in 1926
The medical profession would be surprised then at what is routine a century later.
>what was politically possible before 1926, certainly 1956
A black man as POTUS over half a century later. A woman as mayor in Miami a century later.
>the future: Gene Therapy. Other applications
So many ways that'll make the investors in such trillions of dollars: perhaps - when used early enough - extending lifespans by another 50 years. Other applications via research.
>a heart transplant couldn't be so much as thought about in 1926. Before 2026, not only heart but other major organ transplants are routine
>womb transplants
It's a good thing that it's not only trans people will want what medical science will provide them in the near future to make the investors in such advances so much cash, 1522306.

>>1522305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMFaT6oRwk

>>1522299
When you get a team of psychologists and physicians to psychologically evaluate you for over a year and agree that you are a major organization of physicians, I will support your transition..

'Til then, you're sticking your fingers in your ears to try and drown out facts you don't like. I think I believe literally every doctor in the world over your dumb inbred ass. You've lost this argument every time we've had it. Really starting to look like you have a humiliation fetish.

>>1522265
I don't give a shit about other countries. Election day should be a federal holiday if they want to count everything in the same day. The most important day to be a citizen of the United States shouldn't ride on one day waiting in a long line for incredibly understaffed polls. This is not some liberal agenda. It shouldn't be like that. Its too important to give it so little resources and thought in execution beyond the intention of making it harder.

Anything by subhuman rightards such as 1522310 will be eternally ignored.

>>1522276
>the world recognizes that gender affirming care has value and saves lives.
It doesn't save lives. Its stopping the person from pulling the trigger after they threatened to shoot themselves in the head. That's not saving lives. Its giving cocaine to an addict.

>>1522317
i think you're projecting again

>>1522320
Right. There it is. The infuriating display of the transgendered refusing to engage faithfully in a conversation.

How does gender affirming care save lives? What is it saving a transgendered person from other than themselves? They want to kill themselves if they don't get to engage in their delusion correct? So you feed them their delusion to make them not kill themselves.

Now. I am asking you. Tell me where I "projected"? What exactly is the gender affirming care curing besides stopping a transgendered person from killing themselves?

esl shill sure is a bloviating faggot

>>1522322
dont bully them, they don't know what a woman is because they're dumb :(

>>1522321
>How does gender affirming care save lives?
Not him, but it doesn't. Suicide rates remain higher than cisgendered.

Mel T. "I support lgbtqia2s AND the rights of cisgen women to compete fairly in sports."


https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/melania-celebrates-anti-trans-scotus-decision-while-saying-i-fully-support-the-lgbtqia-community/

>>1522321
>how does gender affirming care save lives.

It reduces distress and suicide risk in people experiencing gender dysphoria. That’s what medical treatment is for; treating conditions that cause significant suffering. This is the position of major medical organizations and clinicians who work in this area.

Sex development is more complex than “XX = woman, XY = man.” Chromosomes are only one part of the system; hormones, receptors, and developmental processes all contribute. There is also research showing average neurological differences between transgender and cisgender populations. The exact causes of gender identity are still being studied, but it is widely understood in medicine that it is not purely a social choice like you're trying to imply.

>If it only prevents suicides, how is that helping?

It treats gender dysphoria by reducing the distress associated with it. Preventing suicide is evidence that the treatment is working. "It only prevents suicide" is an absurd standard.

If someone has a condition causing severe distress and there are treatments that improve quality of life, and we have laws enshrining cis women's sports, then what is your objection?

>>1522386
> "It only prevents suicide" is an absurd standard.
And I state again, making people give into your delusion because you are holding the proverbial gun to your fucking head is not treatment.

>Sex development is more complex than “XX = woman, XY = man.”
You can try to move heaven and hell to shake the definition of man and woman. You can state that it doesn't fit into the binary. You can make it as complicated as you want it to be. You want to know what's funny about you wasting all your time on this? Society needs man and woman to be as simple as possible because the REASON SEX EXISTS is for the literal foundation of lineage. We are expected to reproduce. IT IS MEANT TO BE AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE. You can try to state as many times as you want that a man and a woman are a blob and that biological static elements are in fact not that, but you are wrong. You are OBJECTIVELY wrong. Nobody cares that you are trying to use medical language to make it sound like a woman is no longer a woman when she's in menopause. Nobody fucking cares and you know it.

>>1522387
...but you're the retard who doesn't know what a woman is
You're dangerously out of touch with reality and need to see a doctor.

>>1522386
>Cis women
Kill yourself, retarded ESL. They are just women. Anything else is a man wearing a dress

>>1522391
its just a mediocre chud blaming trans people for the femboy apocalypse

>>1522387
This guy is the closest to correct Anon, you should listen.
>>1522389
He knows what a woman is. Someone who is born without a Y chromosome. Its not a spectrum, its not something you can change, and no, chromosomes are not 'only one part' of the system, they're the defining signature. 'Trans women' are always going to be men, no matter what you do or say or think or plot, and regardless of what medical science is blackmailed into saying.

>>1522398
Do they teach that in foreign medical school?
I'm joking, you don't know anything that you're talking about and you're completely wrong

>>1522307
I don't recall voting for Biden.

>>1522314
>He states with zero evidence.

>>1522399
>Do they teach that in foreign medical school?
Anon, here in the United States, we are first taught what chromosomes are in elementary school. Usually you learn about XX and XY chromosomes in 9th or 10th grade.

Biden's name isn't in the Epstein files, pedo-protecting liggy miggy piggy 1522400 reduced to whataboutism.
>US citizens working in other countries: especially US military personnel in US bases in other countries
>Trump voted by mail-in ballot in a recent mayoral election in a district in Florida which includes Mar-a-Lago, thus using this method of voting can never be criticized. If using this method of voting is good enough for the POTUS, every other American has the right to vote the same way
Thanks for admitting that you aren't American, 1522314.

>>1522404
And that's deeply problematic!

>>1522405
>Trumps name is in the Esptein files!
>It comes up because Trump reported him to the cops
>It also comes up a lot because Epstein fucking hated Trump and wouldn't stop talking about him
>hence, he is a pedo
KYS.

>>1522404
So the best you have is a few pages of high school level slop to justify your retardation?

Apparently conservatives being too stupid to know how the world works is the crab bucket killing mankind

>b-b-but Biden is a pedo because I say so!
>Biden isn't in the Epstein files
>o-o-only I can be a hypocrite!
>whataboutism is brought up a lot by defenders of their proven Pedo-in-Chief or said orange diddler would release the files with all the perpetrators' names unredacted: the innocent have nothing to fear from full disclosure of evidence
>Don doesn't do so, thus is a self-proven pedo
>y-y-you don't have the right to say such things about my god emperor!
You are fat and Trump will never kiss you, liggy miggy piggy 1522407 that isn't beating the pedo protector allegations.
I want any & all Democrats mentioned in the Epstein files to be thrown under the bus: said files mentions Bill Clinton.
A pity Biden & Obama aren't mentioned in such.

>>1522411
>>b-b-but Biden is a pedo because I say so!
It's because he was deeply sniffing the hair of children on camera.

>>1522408
>y... you're dumb!
You're the one denying biology that is so simple its taught at the 10th grade.

No one is denying that you think that you're a woman. I dont think that anyone is denying that you have a right to live as a woman (so long as it doesnt affect anyone else). However, biologically, you are a man and will always be a man. In 1000 years when they dig up your bones, they will proclaim "Here lies the bones of a man!".

Funny that the shills and ESL troons have been crying about how corrupt the scouts is and more all I'm seeing is how they're only following the constitution. Democrats have zero self awareness

It's because 1522412 is reduced to whataboutism, and is constantly thwarted in his mission of projection to protect his precious Predator-in-Chief, because others refuse to listen to the rightard liar's wrong opinions, thus is reduced to seething when anyone says his orange god is a pedo.
1522412 can never beat the pedo protector allegations, by being reduced to projection & whataboutism.
>Biden not being in the Epstein files
This kills the lying rightard's opinions.
Anything said or posted by the orange pedo protector is just desperate projection, to deflect from the fact that his precious Predator-in-Chief is a proven pedo, by not releasing the Epstein files with the perpetrators names unredacted.
And you need to take your meds, 1522412 because of your BDS. I never need meds because I'm a sane human who isn't a rightard that supports & defends an orange pedo.

>how corrupt the scouts is and more all I'm seeing is how
>the scouts is
>the scouts are better educated
>inb4 "grammar nazi", "context" etc
All I'm seeing is how ESL 1522415 the troon is, and how corrupt those who claim to have attended English classes are.

>>1522418
Can't they accuse you of whataboutism if the news topic is Joe Biden and you keep bringing up Donald TrumpM

1522422
>Can't they accuse you of whataboutism if the news topic is Joe Biden and you keep bringing up Donald TrumpM
>if the news topic is Joe Biden
>If there'll be any news articles on Joe Biden
>as the likes of King Leonidas would have said in their Laconically Witty way: ' If. '
>and even if there were, only those with BDS reduced to whataboutism would bring up that which they love to mention without equally mentioning that proven about Trump, due to their own biases
>the pedo protector: 'O-o-only I have the right to be a hypocrite!
>Biden's name isn't in the Epstein files
>Can't they accuse you of whataboutism if the news topic is Joe Biden and you keep bringing up Donald TrumpM
>Can't they
>Can't
You're right: they can't
>TrumpM
The 'M' meaning Molester, of course. Or you wouldn't have admitted to being esl in posting that name the way you did. And no 'i-i-it's just a typo!' excuses allowed.
Can you beat the orange pedo protector allegations by simply admitting that you aren't a protector of an orange pedo by saying 'I want that orange pedo to be politically destroyed the same way Nixon was re. Watergate'? I want all Democrats named in the Epstein files thrown under the bus, and no, Biden & Obama's names aren't in those files. And no whataboutism by Trump supporters allowed.

>>1522423
Stop, stop, ESL shill is already >>1522424

>1522424 has reached the point in the thread where a Righty Zoomer got
>We
Hi, foreign esl shill.

>>1522423
>>1522418
>>1522411
>>1522405
>We've reached the point in the thread where Lefty Zoomer got BTFO so hard that he has a complete meltdown and is terrified of even replying to Chuds because he knows how badly we'll keep humiliating him
Wrap it up, thread's over. Another Chud victory.

>>1522425
>>1522424 has reached the point in the thread where a Righty Zoomer got
...banned.
The humiliation of rightards will continue until opinions improve.

>>1522425
>>1522426
I love it when you all expose how hard you're projecting. Can you even go a week without getting exposed as either teenagers or foreigners simply due to projecting like this?

1522427 has reached the point in the thread where the Righty Zoomer >>1522424 got BTFO so hard that he has a complete meltdown and is terrified of even replying to others because he knows how badly they'll keep humiliating him
Wrap it up, thread's over. Another rightard failure.
>We've
>we'll
Hi again, esl shill.
I love it when you expose how hard you're projecting, Can you go a day without getting exposed as either a teenager or a foreigner simply due to projecting like this, 1522429?

1522420
Congrats, Ravi. Autocorrect turned scotus into scouts scouts while I was driving. You have completely and totally won the thread. Now you don't have to refute anything and your entire favela gets one rupee

it's always funny when esl shill tries to explain why he's esl

>texting while driving
lol, lmao
Imagine getting trolled into hitting a fucking tree

1522432
Congrats, Ravi. Autocorrect turned scotus into scouts while you were driving whilst using your phone. You have completely and totally failed being a human, or you would have never so much as thought of doing that which is illegal in America. Now let's see you try to refute the fact you aren't American because you're committing such a dangerous act in a third world shithole where they don't care about those using a phone while driving.

whenever I see crazy videos of Indians swerving all over the road I'm going to imagine its because the driver is trying to sidehustle by yelling at internet strangers about trannys

>>1522386
>reduces suicide risk
>by increasing suicide risk
kek

>>1522437
esl shill, we're busy making fun of you, please

>>1522438
>It reduces distress and suicide risk in people experiencing gender dysphoria.
>It treats gender dysphoria by reducing the distress associated with it. Preventing suicide is evidence that the treatment is working.
>turns out it's not only NOT doing any of this, but it's making it far worse
https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/85-002-x/2020001/article/00009/tbl/tbl13-eng.htm
>Ever seriously contemplated suicide
>cisgender: 15.6%
>transgender: 44.8%
>Diagnosed mood or anxiety disorder
>cisgender: 17.1%
>transgender: 61.1%
Hmmmmm...

>>1522439
i know you want your topic to be discussed but nobody is taking you seriously anymore

>>1522441
I'm honestly worried that they're searching for statistics they can pretend don't ruin their argument while driving.
That kind of shillpost looks dangerously intensive

1) how many trans athletes are competing in sports? what percentage of athletes are trans?

2) why is anyone focusing on this at all?

1522439
https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/motor-vehicle/motor-vehicle-safety-issues/distracted-driving/
>The percent of fatal distraction-affected crashes involving cell phone use in 2024 was 14%, an increase from 12% in 2023
Hmmmmm...

>>1522443
1) Zero now.
2) because LGBTQ activists are intent on saying men are women.
This lack of common sense was not started by rational people but was thrust into the zeitgeist by LGBTQ actvism.
>Is this important?
Not really
>Should you be focusing on it?
Not really
>Then why?
Why was someone else focusing on it?
>So why oppose the mentally ill faggots?
Why not?
>Don't you have better things to do that clean up bizarre left wing activism?
Yes of course.
And of course troons fallacy kicks in which states: "You can only do one thing at a time so please just let me be a huge softball playing faggot so I can shower with the girls".

>>1522445
me and your mother would rather discuss the topic of you getting a real job. fast food isn't a bad option, anon

>>1522447
Fast food does sound good.
I'll grab some Taco Bell.

1522445
>y-y-you must accept my wrong opinions which I text to you illegally while I'm driving!
This lack of common sense was not started by LGBTQ people or those who drive legally, but by a subhuman retard focusing on an issue that triggers it, but doesn't bother normal sane people who don't allow rightardism to exist in their superior minds. And who only focus on the road while in control of a vehicle.
>y-y-you must be as anti-troon as I am!
Not really.
You can only do one thing at a time: drive a vehicle like as normal sane human does, with the phone switched off, or illegally use a phone whilst driving like a subhuman retard does: you, now proven lolcow of /news/ that is 1522445.

>>1522449
See, I think you're an idiot first of all. Your posts are all trash.
But I think it's important to properly represent the arguement.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU WANT TO DRESS LIKE A GIRL AND ACT LIKE A GIRL>
That's not important. I don't give a shit about weird faggots in dresses and I never would've even tried to care until LGBTQ activists started trying to push these mentally ill men as women and vice versa.
I don't think that trans fuckers deserve special rights just fore being weird. Go be weird. I don't care.
Transfags will never be the opposite sex. They will always be described as "trans".
So, here's the deal that the people of the US are making: STAY THE FUCK OUT O WOMEN'S SPACE YOU FUCKING CREEPS, SO WOMEN (who probably voted for this) DON'T MAKE US KILL YOU ALL once they get pissed off at fags in dresses listening to their farts.

esl shill really wants to talk about his fetish tonight, huh

>Transfags will never be the opposite sex.
Correct, they'll always be their gender, and you'll keep raging about it
Even ESL shill can be correct once in a while

>>1522455
>Correct, they'll always be their gender, and you'll keep raging about it
But female isn't a gender. Female is a sex.
A gender is a personality. So even in that respect they aren't even women. Because fags in dresses do not have a female personality. They have an "I think I know what it's like to be a woman" personality.
Therefore even if you'd like to make a gender argument, it still doesn't hold water.

1522451
See, everyone knows you're an idiot first of all. Your posts are all trash.
But it's important to properly represent the argument: the fact that you can't think.
>Y-Y-YOU MUST THINK AS I DO!
That's not important. I don't give a shit about weird rightard homos with wrong opinions and weird sexual obsessions and I never would've even tried to care until subhuman rightards started trying to push their mental illness that is their wrong opinions on everyone else.
I don't think that rightard fuckers deserve rights. Be denied your rights. I don't care.
Rightards will never be human. They will always be described as subhumans.
So, here's the deal that the people of the US are making: Stay the fuck out of humans' spaces, you fucking subhuman rightards. You fucking obsessed creeps, So superior humans (who probably voted for this) persecute you, once they get pissed off at subhuman rightards listening to their wrong opinions that sound like farts.
>Your posts are all trash
>arguement
>fore
>inb4 "grammar nazi", "context" etc
The people of the US can spell "argument" and "for".
Either autocorrect turned argument into "arguement" and for into "fore" so you're texting illegally while driving, or you're an illiterate retard in a shithole country that doesn't care about those using a phone whilst driving.
Either way 1522451, thanks for proving you're a subhuman retard, esl lolcow of /news/.

>A gender is a personality
lmao

>>1522456
>But female isn't a gender. Female is a sex.
They're the same thing.

>>1522459
So there are 9000 sexes now too?

>>1522460
There are only two genders and only two sexes. Male and female. That's it.

>>1522451 If you closeted faggots really didn't care, you wouldn't insist on mischaracterizing these people as insane activists instead of literally every major medical organization in the world, you would just not care.

The purpose of women sports is to allow women to compete only against each other. The same way children's sports restricts maximum age.

It should be obvious why a pharmaceutical freak is not welcome in sports that don't allow doping.

>>1522461
I'm fine with this.

>>1522463
>Treatment for an issue of non-insanity
Interesting thought. What happens if we don't treat these non-mentally ill people according to ever major medical organization?
And how does playing women's softball and showering with the girls help them according to every major medical organization?

>>1522463
>instead of literally every major medical organization in the world
The same major medical organizations that claim they're reducing distress and suicide risk? Oh wait! They're not!
https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/85-002-x/2020001/article/00009/tbl/tbl13-eng.htm
Keep running away from the data like you do every thread.

rightards that don't like certain people are closeted homos.

>>1522469
Like Obama and "Big Mike"

>>1522469
All good homos are like good commies.

1522470
No.
>All good homos are like good commies
https://i.postimg.cc/cL2Y6MWB/trump-with-trans-gay-people.png
https://i.postimg.cc/9FGXbkcQ/trump-flag.png
An AI slop pic posted by Trump on his Truth Social :
https://i.postimg.cc/9QTt0FLf/trump-cheerleaders.jpg
that Tom Of Finland would approve of
Trump sucked off 'Bubba': so either Trump is a vile subhuman into bestiality for doing the deed to Ghislaine Maxwell's horse, or is a homo for doing the deed to Bill Clinton
>All good homos are like good commies
thus those who support an orange faggot are closeted homos, bi the way
You said it 1522473, I didn't

>>1522467
>How does playing softball-

Again, you can be in favor of keeping trans athlete out of cis leagues and not be a fucking subhuman monster. You're intentionally misrepresenting this because you're a troon obsessed faggot.

>>1522468
>reducing distress and suicide risk.
>Links study to self-rated mental health evaluation.
>claims 44% of trans people kill themselves because on survey from six years ago indicate they had thoughts of suicide

If you want to inflate the trans suicide rate so badly, you should kill yourself closet case.

>keeping trans athlete
Yep, just the one

really driving your argument into a tree, esl fag

>>1522497
>faggot projection

>>1522496
>>Links study to self-rated mental health evaluation.
I'm sorry, we can't take their word because??? Are trannies not mentally capable of telling the Canadian government how they feel? lol

>>claims 44% of trans people kill themselves because on survey from six years ago indicate they had thoughts of suicide
So where's your study? You've been going on this whole time about gender affirming care saving lives and reducing the suicide rate. So where's your study that backs this up? Or better yet, explain why the trans-suicide rate is so much higher that cisgendered people even in the top five countries friendly to the transgendered community?

>If you want to inflate the trans suicide rate so badly,
Okay show me the real numbers then for trans suicide rate. Go ahead.

Homos such as 1522498 that support the faggot that is Trump always project.

>States can ban transgender women and girls from competing on female sports teams
Why are chuds pretending this is a win again?
This is just a deep state glowie op to legalize transgender kids in sports
wake up sheeple

>>1522499
>you don't have a study?
Using an old study that doesn't say what you're claiming it says is a lateral move, retard.

>You've been going on this whole time about-
gender affirming care having value and saving lives according to literally every major medical organization in the world, yes. Why does that make you seethe so much, faggot? That according to every serious body of medical knowledge in the world you are objectively wrong on this issue, you're an ignorant, hate-filled dipshit, and odds are you're so fixated here because of repressed issues with your own sexuality.

>Show me the real numbers
According to a Danish nationwide cohort study:( https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2806531), trans people kill themselves at about 3.5 the rate of cis people. Meaning if 10 out of 100k cis people killed themselves 35 out of 100k trans people would.

Only in the brain of a right wing retard is 35 out of 100,000 = 40%.

Kinda irrelevant, because circumstances vary wildly based on a number of factors, and there are so few trans people it's hard to collect relevant data, but if you're claiming 40% of trans people kill themselves, you're wildly misrepresenting the data that is out there.

>why the trans-suicide rate is so much higher that cisgendered people even in the top five countries friendly to the transgendered community?
Sorry, are you trying to frame that as "this country is statistically friendly to trans people, so it doesn't matter that your family disowned you?" You're sitting here arguing "people are generally not discriminatory toward trans people in your area, so when one of the ones that isn't calls you slurs.

Since you want it to be so much higher than it is, you should contribute to the trans suicide rate. Kill yourself.

>>1522502
its a distraction for white men in flyover towns to proclaim a win while trump steals billions in crypto scams, phone scams, tears down a third of the white house, turbos inflation with tariffs.

>>1522502
???
What would you say if the Supreme Court made the reverse decision and said States cannot ban transgender women and girls from competing on female sports teams?
A ruling which would prevent states from forbidding transgender athletes from competing?
It seems like you're doing a little bit of a Heads you lose Tails I win thing

>>1522569
>What would you say if the Supreme Court made the reverse decision and said States cannot ban transgender women and girls from competing on female sports teams?
I'd laugh like a madman after you stopped posting and we got a story about some indian faggot who crashed while rageposting about trannies on 4chan

>>1522570
I thought you would say it's a deep state glowie op to secretly ban transgender athletes by letting them compete and preventing states from banning them from competition

>>1522499
>I'm sorry, we can't take their word because??? Are trannies not mentally capable of telling the Canadian government how they feel? lol
They feel like women, despite not being women.
Their judgement might be compromised as they're always 12 seconds from transseppuku.
Just give the stupid faggots testosterone for the love of God.
As it's a boomer hobby typically tied to pubescent males and 50+ dorks in dresses, it's pretty obvious what the solution is and it not circumcism+.

>>1522540
>Using an old study that doesn't say what you're claiming it says is a lateral move, retard.
1) it clearly shows trannies are more than double the rate of attempted suicide.
2) an "old" government study beats your no study at all every time.

>gender affirming care having value and saving lives according to literally every major medical organization in the world, yes.
That you still can't back up with a valid source.

>According to a Danish nationwide cohort study
Which even this shows they're more likely to kill themselves than cis. Good job.

>Only in the brain of a right wing retard is 35 out of 100,000 = 40%.
Do you even know how to read? That study I pulled was for Canada. In fact, it was specific to Canadian teens. Which is interesting, because Canada being one of the best nations to be trans, the rate is higher than the "nationwide" average. Hmmmm...

>but if you're claiming 40% of trans people kill themselves,
Where did I claim that? And this a hilarious deflection you're trying. I've said that the trans delete rate is more than twice that of cis, and instead of arguing against that (lol your own study backs my claim up) you're quibbling over the exact percentage to try and dismiss it.

Trannies are at least twice as likely to kill themselves no matter where they are. So your line about gender affirming care saving lives has been debunked. You're not allowed to bring it up again until you can show an instance of the suicide rate being at or below cis.

>"this country is statistically friendly to trans people, so it doesn't matter that your family disowned you?"
lol incredible how you're just pulling some emotional bullshit out of your ass instead of acknowledging the fact that Canada is one of the top countries for transgenders to live. They are literally a protected class. They fined a man half a million dollars for saying he doesn't like trans people on facebook. You can't even be discriminatory towards them at all.

>tranny thread on a dead board
>somehow manages to fill with leftypol rejects

>>1522646
The entire Internet is filled with the fuckers.

>>1522461
Explain hermaphrodites

>>1522616
>Just give them testosterone.
Someone should give you some you stupid faggy bitch. I get why you're a retardican, telling people to inject random hormones is about as smart as telling them to inject bleach.

>>1522643
>old study better than your no-
I did link a study dipshit, I can argue from authority too you disingenuous dumbass.

>No valid source
Literally linked you one last message. Kys liar.

>Canada is the best nation to be trans, so it doesn't matter if your family disiwns you, or if strangers call you slurs, and if you feel distress from gender dysphoria you somehow don't. I'm a fucking moron.

>I never claimed the suicide rate was 40% , I just linked a study that said 40% had thoughts of suicide as evidence for the high suicide rate, and linked that number specifically.

Cool, I must have overlooked that amid all the other bullshit claims you make.

> gender affirming care is debunked because trans suicide happens.

"Seatbelts don't work because people still get into car wrecks." You're a fucking moron.

>emotional bullshit.
You mean like when you say it's just some tranny faggot holding people hostage, instead of acknowledging literally the entire body of human medical knowledge says your ignorant ass is wrong?

>>1522308
>10am ET is a non-American timezone
Hey look the leftyshill outed himself as a projecting foreigner yet again!
>>1522229
>>1522233
>>1522240
>leftists create stupid debate about whether men can be women
>Get BTFO and completely humiliated because thinking that men can become women is obviously a retarded idea
>cope by saying that nobody cares about this debate which only started because you cared so much
lol. Why do you think SCOTUS had to make this ruling? Why did the states have to pass these laws?
You're just salty because of how embarrassing you look in all of this.

Oh and btw it's actually not just a handful so find a new cope:
https://concernedwomen.org/new-research-reveals-shocking-number-of-gold-medals-trans-identifying-males-have-stolen-from-female-athletes/
https://hecheated.org/Totals_results_2020s.html

In 2025 alone, males had almost 300 first place finishes and almost 500 top-3 finishes.

Meanwhile we don't see women winning men's competitions. Why is that? Could it be that leftists are wrong and that there are actually biological differences between men and women?

>>1522658
>In 2025 alone, males had almost 300 first place finishes and almost 500 top-3 finishes.
Also BTW these numbers are less than half of what they were in previous years because sane states finally started cracking down on it. That second link lets you look at it by year, go look at the stats for 2023 and 2024

>>1522654
>I did link a study dipshit, I can argue from authority too you disingenuous dumbass.
And that linked study you gave confirmed what I've been saying the whole thread, dumbass. You can't prove that gender affirming care reduces the suicide rate, whereas I've got both MINE and YOUR sources that shows the rate more than double.

>Literally linked you one last message. Kys liar.
And was the trans-kill-yourself rate higher or lower than cisgendered people?

>Cool, I must have overlooked that amid all the other bullshit claims you make.
Yeah maybe you should learn how to fucking read. It helps a lot.

>"Seatbelts don't work because people still get into car wrecks." You're a fucking moron.
The difference is I can pull up a study that shows seatbelts save lives. You've yet to provide a study that shows gender affirming care saves lives. Because you can't. And you never will no matter how many times we have this thread. I pull the same data up every fucking time, and you deflect and avoid it every fucking time.

Now show me a study where gender affirming care brings the suicide rate at or below cisgendered suicide rate, or hang yourself and join your degenerate freaks in hell.

>You mean like when you say it's just some tranny faggot holding people hostage
Where did I say that? You know there's more than one person ITT who disagrees with you, schizo fuck.

>instead of acknowledging literally the entire body of human medical knowledge
You keep saying this. I'm still waiting for you to provide this medical knowledge that proves turning people into trannies reduces their suicide rate. Quit wasting my time. I've got more important shit to do today.

>>1522661
what's it like being this obsessed

>>1522665
Nta but what is it like starting one of the stupidest debates of all time ("can a man be a woman?") and getting BTFO so badly that you now have to cope by pretending you don't care about the argument that you started? This case went to SCOTUS because idiots like you unironically think that if a man calls himself a woman he basically becomes one.

>esl shill continues to rage about trannies after being BTFO the entire thread

>>1522654
Welp this fag abandoned the thread again. I can't wait until next time to do the same thing all over.

>>1522670
You never have an argument. You never have anything to add. You just type "god you're esl" or some variant thereof, over, and over, and over, all day every day.

The autistic repitition is one thing, but the fact that you're seemingly here 24/7 is really quite depressing. It's Saturday you're here wearing out three keys on your keyboard. Lol. LMAO even.

1522826
>autistic repitition
>repitition
>"e" and "i" are on other sides of the keyboard, thus is impossible to be a typo
>inb4 "grammar nazi", "context" etc
>repetition of evidence of the esl shill's inferior education, thus proof that 1522826 is esl
>>1522670
>esl shill continues to rage
1522826
>BTFO
This good poster is right, you know.

>>1522668
>If a man argues that he's a woman, he becomes one.
Yeah, that's an insane argument.

Good thing the actual argument is "If someone is experiencing gender dysphoria changing their appearance to reflect how they feel can significantly reduce their distress and improve their quality of life. This type of transition is only allowed after a thorough mental health evaluation.

And it's supported by literally every doctor in the world, and you haven't been able to argue against it without mischaracterizing it. But you aren't going to acknowledge that, you're just going to talk past it, so you've already lost on merit.
>>1522825
It's the fourth of July weekend you stupid lonely faggot, do you really not have anything better to do with your time? Daddy's fucking busy right now, go to grinder if you want a cock in your throat.

1522886 which never has an "argument" due to repetition of that word, but repeats their sexual obsession, which every psychologist with a doctorate supports this fact about 1522886.

>>1522886
>And it's supported by literally every doctor in the world,
Still waiting on you to prove it by showing one study where the suicide rate goes down to cis levels.

>>1522268
An infertile woman does not create a third role in the sexual act of a sperm fertilizing an egg. Due to a biological failure, a woman who is infertile still retains her role in the sex act as the inseminated party that bears the child. She has the sexual organs and biological functions and hormones and such to facilitate it. Thus, she is a 'woman,' which is defined as someone fitting those standards.

>>1522934
The trans suicide being the same as the cis suicide rate especially wouldn't prove that you fucking moron. The same baseline is an absurd standard no one claims, the claim is GAC reduces distress in people with gender dysphoria, thanks for proving you can literally only argue against a stawman. That's probably the reason you're still waiting, you keep asking for an irrelevant piece of data that wouldn't prove what you're suggesting. If you would simply ask any doctor or even literally any search engine if gender affirming care has positive outcomes, then either would tell you they did and explain why. But you don't want to hear it because you are a troon obsessed faggot, so you will continue ignoring the fact that every significantly medically educated human on the planet says you're wrong so you can fantasize.

And interestingly your pivot isn't "I talked to even one doctor who says you are wrong" or "I found this statement from again EVEN ONE major medical organization that says a trans person is a man in a dress"

No, it's really interesting, fags and fagettes, how the troon obsessed faggot will only ever ask me for a study that says the trans suicide rate is magically the same as the cis suicide rate. He does not make the claim doctors would disagree. Because he knows they wouldn't.

Your position is that every doctor in the world is lying about a conspiracy so they can....? I think trick you into fucking a tranny is the endgame that you DEFINITELY DON'T want?

Seek therapy. Happy belated fourth.

>>1522886
>lol you stupid rightwingers and your strawmen, obviously a transwoman is a man. We never said that a transwoman is a woman. You mischaracterize our argument because we have always accepted that Hunter and Jazz and Rachel Levine and Caitlyn Jenner are men while Elliot Paige is obviously a woman. Why won't you acknowledge that? Why do you mischaracterize our argument by falsely claiming that we think transwomen are women?
>Of course we never wanted people banned from social media or fired from their job or arrested for saying transwomen are not women, where do you get these crazy ideas?
>We have always admitted that we think men should play women's sports, we never claimed that they were women. Just ignore the fact that the OP article itself refers to a boy as "her"
>You think that Wikipedia refers to transwomen as women and transmen as men? That's crazy haha that's just a rightwing strawman it's not true you silly rightwinger, why do you keep making things up?
>OMG leftists have definitely not used public schools to indoctrinate children into believing these things that's just fake news from the rightwing!

I love how the left got destroyed so completely that you have to resort to pretending you never believed the things you obviously believed, because of how humiliating it is for you to admit that you believed the stupid shit you believed.
Some of (You) can't even reply to anons anymore because of how much you cringe at your own beliefs. You know this would all be easier if you just admitted you were wrong and moved on.

I'm going to love how soon the right will be destroyed when all their wrong opinions will blow up in their faces due to Democrats owning the Senate & HoR after the midterms then the White House two years later.
And then what's to stop them from undoing all that their orange Homo-in-Chief did: even making discriminating against trans people in every way, shape & form illegal. Then why shouldn't rightards be discriminated against in every way, shape & form: if they can't take it, they never had the right to dish it out in the first place.

>>1522970
>wrong opinions
odd thing to say in a thread when you already conceded that the Democrats are so objectively wrong that you're embarrassed to even admit that Democrats believe the things they believe. Democrat politicians still say the same shit that this anon >>1522886 claims they never did, because of how embarrassed you all are at being so wrong.
>Then why shouldn't rightards be discriminated against
did you forget that you haven't actually taken away our guns?

1522971
>our
Hi, esl shill.

>>1522960
>It reduces distress and suicide risk in people experiencing gender dysphoria.
>by making them join a degenerate cult that increases their distress and suicide risk almost three-fold
>this is proof that it's "working"
lol every time.

> If you would simply ask any doctor or even literally any search engine if gender affirming care has positive outcomes,
You keep doing this appeal to authority without showing any evidence of it working.

Because it doesn't.

>how the troon obsessed faggot will only ever ask me for a study that says the trans suicide rate is magically the same as the cis suicide rate.
Yeah that's how you would claim success in this case. You can't say that your bullshit medical procedure reduces the risk of suicide when the risk of suicide increases.

Hey everybody I have this new medicine that costs thousands of dollars to cure diarrhea by making you randomly shit twice as hard!