ESL shill and other MIGA animal fuckers can rejoice: Animal Fuckers are welcome in Trumplandhttps://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/kash-patel-struggles-explain-bestiality-37666068FBI Director Kash Patel struggled to explain why bestiality was dropped as a disqualification from serving in the law enforcement agency as he was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday.Article continues belowAn intense back-and-forth erupted between Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) and Patel, who floundered as he attempted to explain how and why the guidelines were altered during his tenure."What about the bestiality?" Kennedy asked Patel."Tell me what it said before," Kennedy implored."It automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either side of it," Patel explained. "Obviously, we are never going to hire the criminals who engaged in it."That comment caught Kennedy off guard, prompting him to demand, "Which side of what, the bestiality?""Yes," Patel said simply."So, you disqualified the animal?" Kennedy clarified."Well, I don't think..." Patel floundered before stating, "We have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them." That garnered a few chuckles from around the chamber."I understand. I'm trying to understand why you did this," Kennedy pressed on, unfazed. "Have you — and this is not directed at you, director — and I understand the game. People try to make you look bad. We do the same thing when the other party is in office, and all this stuff has really hurt the FBI. It's really hurt the FBI. So, I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. Why would you, in light of the context and what we're going through — and we're having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents we can trust, because so many people, fairly or unfairly, think that, in order to be an FBI agent now, your political point of view matters — why would you even get into bestiality?"
"We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals..." Patel started before Kennedy cut him off, saying, "I know you are not, but you changed the qualifications and mentioned bestiality.""I'm trying to explain it. Hang on." Patel said calmly. Kennedy then turned to an example, which he made up on the fly."If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal but as the human, don't you think he ought to be disqualified?" Kennedy asked."If he voluntarily did it, sure, but if he was trafficked into it, then..." Patel began, which prompted Kennedy to cut him off once more."But how do you involuntarily do it?" Kennedy demanded."In a lot of these cases, when human traffickers, who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, they don't traffic you for prostitution — they traffic you for degrading acts of all kind, and they force you into that type of conduct. Some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers who qualified to be law enforcement officers and later applied to the FBI," Patel said.Kennedy took a minute to digest that explanation before he clarified, "These changes didn't start with you, did they?"Patel said they didn't, so Kennedy clarified that someone came and recommended them to him, and Patel confirmed that account. Kennedy then demanded to know why Patel didn't shoot down that person's recommendation the minute he saw bestiality mentioned."And when you saw bestiality — and I say this with respect to the person who recommended it — why didn't you say, 'What planet did you parachute in from? Why do I want to lead with my chin and get into bestiality?'" Kennedy demanded."Well, that was my initial thoughts," Patel said. "That was my initial response, senator, but they then explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI, and so I thought they should be considered. It's not an automatic disqualification. That's all."
this is not the slippery slope i expected
>>1537197Good news for Democrats, I guess.
>>1537197It's a really tough contest between him and Hegseth, but I think Kash Patel is the dumbest person to ever serve in the history of american governments. He's so incredibly idiotic he makes even Trump sound just mildly retarded.
>>1537202Still bad news for society that conservatives are in charge and say it's okay to fuck animals
>>1537206>>1537207Patels dumbfuckery means its an official US position that: 1. If a Service Dog rapes someone, that person is not disqualified from being an FBI agent (the dog is great and not disqualified either)2. There is a significant pool of FBI applicants who have been kidnapped by human traffickers and forced to fuck animals.
>>1537208>"Alright now we're gonna make you fuck this dog, so you can never be an FBI agent!">Kash Patel heroically swooping in: "Not so fast, villains!"
>>1537208Furthermore, this also implies bestiality charges still apply if you're the victim of it instead of a perpetrator.
>>1537209>Trump has ruined our deep state master plan - kidnapping young white FBI applicants and raping them with a dog
>>1537197>"What about the bestiality?" Kennedy asked Patel.>>"Tell me what it said before," Kennedy implored.>>"It automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either side of it," Patel explained. "Obviously, we are never going to hire the criminals who engaged in it."So he said people who get fucked by animals aren't disqualified from https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/9/they-were-laughing-israels-use-of-rape-and-sexual-abuse-in-prisonshttps://www.aljazeera.com/features/2026/6/9/shackled-bleeding-raped-palestinians-describe-abuse-in-israels-prisonsSo if you get held in an Israeli prison and get raped by dogs you can serve in law enforcement
in other news the number of caucasian women applying for FBI positions has increase eightfold
>women report they'd rather fuck a dog than a chud>incel chuds cry and complain that women are all degenerate dogfuckersBut in reality it was never about dogs
>>1537210Actually scratch that; watched the hearing myself. He DIRECTLY STATES your eligibility was not based on if you were convicted of bestiality, but instead just if you did it. Implying the FBI would look through your record and background check you to determine if you fucked a dog at some point, consensual or not.
>>1537224To be more fair than he deserves, that's how a lot of background check parts work. When they check for debts, they don't care if you've got them because you're a hopeless gambling addict or paid a devastating medical bill for your sick mother. You've got too much debt, you're out. You fucked a dog, you're out.That said, someone who fucked a dog under duress seems like the type of person who is terminally compromised anyway. Do you want the dog fuck forcer to come back and try to force them to do something related to their work at the FBI? I wouldn't.
>>1537208>The FBI is actually here to do damage control.I'm not shocked, but we all they mean willingly fucking animals.
>>1537198What percentage of FBI applicants were trafficked into having sex with animals? Is it seriously that significant that this change was necessary?
>>1537225The overlap between "people who have been forced to fuck animals" and "aspiring FBI agents/workers" cannot be that big bro.
>>1537197Look at how easily this dipshit gets dogwalked. The head of the FBI, ladies and gentlemen.
>>1537231The "dogwalking" he experience was far from easy
>>1537197what the fuck
>>1537228It applied to a few survivors of human trafficking who were forced to fuck animals who the FBI wanted to hire, and was the only disqualifier. It makes sense as a reasoned change with that context. Which makes it even more baffling that the two sentence statement wasn't offered as a retort to the original story, or Patels explanation here. >Kennedy took a minute to digest that explanation before he clarified, "These changes didn't start with you, did they?"my sides
>>1537207Did the laws change in Minnesota?
>>1537242>It applied to a few survivors of human trafficking who were forced to fuck animals who the FBI wanted to hire, and was the only disqualifier. It makes sense as a reasoned change with that context.Again, the overlap cannot be that big. It wasn't like "victims the FBI wanted to testify", the way he put it implied they wanted to be full on agents and workers.And like, yeah I still don't fucking believe that can be anything more than one, maybe two people or that the FBI would hold them to that "rule" in the first place. I'm dead certain Patel just randomly struck down requirements in the belief that "well who cares about stuff like that" and was making shit up in the moment to justify it.
>>1537251>I don't believe people are terrible!You are on 4chan.>Yeah, but by being incredulous about this disturbingly common method of abuse makes me one of those terrible people!Ah. I see what you're doing. Meta.
>>1537277Anon the amount of nonconsensual bestiality victims who want to be FBI agents afterwards cannot be that big that this has happened any relevant number of times, nor does the idea that the FBI would hold being a victim of a crime as a point against you becoming a member make any sense.Kash has proven time and again to be a complete idiot. This isn't a complicated situation, this is just more of the same. Cutting restrictions on personal whims then having to work backwards to justify it is more believable than a influx of people who dreamed of becoming FBI agents but had those dreams cut tragically short because someone made them fuck a goat at some point in the past.
>thing is illegal>illegal activity already a disqualfierIt doesn't actually change anything. They don't need to be weirdly specific.
>>1537297It's more weirdly specific to drop it.
>>1537200Underrated post.
>>1537303Animal rape has been in the news recently>>1537214Don't you believe the war crimes faced by innocent Palestinians in Gaza?
>>1537208This was done because Muslims and Indians fuck animals regularly and they are becoming a major portion of the population now
>>1537297>thing is illegalIn the 49 best states, but legal in the most Republican state in the country
>>1537198>"Well, that was my initial thoughts," Patel said. "That was my initial response, senator, but they then explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI, and so I thought they should be considered. It's not an automatic disqualification. That's all."OhLookItsFuckingNothing
>>1537453it's fucking an animal actually
>>1537454Y'all were so desperate for a W you posted the OP without reading the article? Jeets man, you guys cant do anything right.
esl shill is projecting again
>>1537453>but they then explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI, and so I thought they should be consideredAgain the number of people who had a promising FBI career cut short at application because someone forced them to fuck a goat or something cannot be that high. Fuck the fact it's happened more than once in apparently recent memory itself seems suspect.
>>1537464He specifically cited women who had been trafficked. Do you think that the FBI would maybe be quite interested in hiring women who have been through the trafficking networks?
>>1537469Do you think they were willing to hire them UNLESS they specifically got forced to have sex with an animal?And no I don't trust Kash's word on this because he's a constant liar and a gullible retard.
>>1537470>Do you think they were willing to hire them UNLESS they specifically got forced to have sex with an animal?No >And no I don't trust Kash's word on thisDo you have evidence to the contrary? Or we just making up our opinions on vibes?
It’s because they are fucking dogs.White people and cops in general cannot stop fucking their dogs.
>>1537472>Do you have evidence to the contrary?The fact this sounds completely batshit and nonsensical?>Ah fuck dude, sorry, can't use you as an informant, you got forced to fuck a horse once
>>1537197Reminder: Animal fucking has been part of the Democrat platform for ages now.Here's Cenk talking about what he'd do as a king.https://youtu.be/zVR0XLFU9rE?si=lzGCTBFAEWQnfALr
Malia Elizabeth Nummerdor, 38, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of sexual activity involving animals, a second-degree felony, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s OfficeSheriff:"There are only a few times in my career that I have been at a loss for words. This is one of those times. I simply cannot comprehend this behavior. No animal should ever be subjected to this kind of conduct, and you can be sure that we will take action when we learn about it here in Charlotte County. And then to smile in the mugshot? I don’t know what there is to smile about when you’ve been arrested for something as disgusting as this.”the dog was the family pet, according to the sheriff’s office. Investigators said the footage showed Nummerdor partially nude and the dog positioned in a manner they described as consistent with sexual activity.Investigators contacted the person who made the allegations and obtained sworn statements and digital evidence from a home surveillance system, authorities said.https://abcnews4.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-felony-charged-sexual-activity-family-dog-charlotte-county-malia-elizabeth-nummerdor?teaserSource=trending
>>1537754smile on her face in the mugshot says it all
