Now this is the story all about how/news/ got its resident lolcowLet me take a minute, just sit back and chillI'll tell y'all the story about ESL ShillIndia is where they made most of their yield, Smoking meth, raping dogs, shitting out in the fieldWishing that a man was sucking on their pudWhen they got a WhatsApp: "Wanna be a chud?"Got a laptop, some orders, a subscription to GrokA chance to see the pretty shemales on TikTokIt was a golden opportunity to make money quickAll they had to do was suck some Israeli dick'Gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk'Got praised by their handlers for knowing to suckDidn't matter that their boss called them gentiles,they were making the world safer for rich pedophilesThe big change came when they learned to speak EnglishGetting made fun of made their pee pee all tinglishMasturbating constantly had their post quality crashAll they wanted was other anons to fuck their assNow they're in a state of perpetual confusionGooning to trans women in a drug fueled delusionAnd thats the story of our local ESL shillUntil they get replaced with cheaper labor from Brazilhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/iranians-rally-hundreds-thousands-biggest-082500368.html
>>1537779Fake news. We won. Iran is at least 2 weeks away from complete economic collapse
>>1537779>trump somehow unites a country that killed thousands of protesters He truly lives up to the “president of peace” moniker
>>1537779>The UKMTO in a separate update said ship transits facilitated by the U.S. military off Oman have averaged 24 a day over the past week but overall traffic remains about 90% lower than before the war.I wonder if this offsets the oil needed to move our ships
>>1537779Iran holds big rallies all the damn time, it doesn't really indicate anything about whether or not they're doing well. They're just trying to distract from the fact that their government and the IRGC are deeply fucking unpopular with the majority of the population.
>>1537779>I hate you, anon>I wrote a songPitiful. I hope Will smith slaps the shit outta yo mouf.
1537780>WeHi, esl shill.Seething as OP suggestsMiggers collapsing
>>1537779Will Smith is a performative, talentless psychopath, and by making this parody you've surpassed him as a rapper.>>1537785He's more a "president of piece" in that he needs a piece of everything in the form of kickbacks, and he is leaving the country in pieces.
