Post MP4 and webms
>>28936370onlyfans was a mistake
She couldve recovered this by taking her skirt off
>>28936370Repeal the 19th
If people didn't pay for porn we wouldn't have this issue. You know porn is free, right? Do these guys really think that handing their income to a random Internet woman will get them laid?
>>28936374would've been better if she just blasted diarrhea juice on it.
>>28936387It really would've.
>>28936370Cute midget
>>28936370If a man did that it'd be at least a year in prison.
>>28936386I have a hard time imagining the kind of guy that subscribes to OF and similar porn sites. I've literally never met anyone who has admitted to it but obviously there's lots out there.
>>28936394lol
>>28936396>there's lots out thereactually untrue. onlyfans is entirely funded by the porn industry to make young women go on the porn industry >open OF page because of promises of easy money >doesn't work>already conditioned to do nudes or take dick on camera for money >do porn as last resort just think about it
>>28936385>What? No way!
>>28936411NTA but you need to be over 18 to post here
>>28936417lol
>>28936385ty:D
>>28936394Fake. Why was there a camera filming that.
>>28936370There's nothing like watching a midget clown around and pretend to be human.
>>28936394>>28936455That was PRECISELY my first thought too.
>>28936483Well alright that makes sense
>>28936482wtf kind of road design is that lmao
>>28936540Chinkshit
>>28936540Half assed. There are plenty of roads that just stop in the western world.I am aware that China is West of the USA.
>>28936473That's fooking fooked mate.
>>28936385holy fuck
>>28936370Eye for an eye. Stomp on her face for revenge.
>>28936411Yes. It's them
>>28936473I counted 6.6 times he was upside down.
>>28936895What is this? Little boys thought they were going to carjack a semi truck?
>>28936411>actually untrue. onlyfans is entirely funded by the porn industry to make young women go on the porn industryIts that, and obvious money laundering>Have $500k in dirty money, need to get it in a bank account>Oh yeah look, my whore girl friend took a pic of her asshole and made $70k in 2 weeks look at that!
>>28936385
>>28936455>>28936476how do you even fake this though? would take an absolutely, stupidly, autistic amount of time and effort for what?but anyway there's more info: https://video.storyful.com/record/3553>Two roads buckled in Cape Girardeau, as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday, June 22. Albert Blackwell recorded the moment a portion of Siemers Drive suddenly snapped, sending a car flying. Before it buckled, Blackwell told Storyful he had been filming a bulge in the road but wanted a better angle.>"When I went back to get a front angle of cars going over the smaller buckle, the road exploded and rose over 18 inches, sending a car airborne," Blackwell said. The City of Cape Girardeau reported that another road also buckled due to the ongoing heatwave. According to the National Weather Service, temperatures were expected to rise above 100 degrees every day throughout Friday. "With more high temperatures expected this week, the city may experience more street buckling due to the heat," the city warned, asking motorists to drive carefully and be mindful of crews repairing the streets.guy was just on the tight place at the tight time.
>>28936976>tight place at the tight time.fucking lol. goddamn phoneposting.
>>28936385Great idea, now if only oil bottles had that feature as well.
>>28937007the shell oil i got has a stupid paper seal that tears and the cap doesn't have that lind of security seal like the one in the webm
>>28937016>lindkind*
>>28936386dating now is sending money to women so they can eat with their boyfriend
>>28936602>There are plenty of highways in the US that just stop and require a full 180
>>28936455>>28936476it's america. everyone is under constant surveillance you wouldn't ask this question if it was in china would you? it's the same here
>>28937407>>28936976Cope
>>28937845Revenge was amateur hour but A+ for effort.
>>28936370I always wondered what happened with this. Was she arrested or anything? I'm guessing not since she looks like that.
>>28937868It's her car.
>>28937845Fuck around and find out.
>>28937844>posting the actual reason why he was filming is copeKEK
>>28936386I support creators on fantia because that takes actual skill. I have learned 3D modeling on blender because of this, but I would never pay a real foid.
>>28937831what the fuck
>>28937831>Stunt Jump Completed
>>28937889Perfect skyrim opening edit material
>>28937839fuck. happened in brazil. the teen lived but had multiple fractures across her body and had to be airlifted to hospital. contractor that was cleaning the car didn't have a loicense, lost control and fractured a leg.
>>28937845Now I understand why third worlders love the GTA games so much. They're a 1:1 representation of their reality.
>>28936370I need this fucking shortstack bitch to step on me instead like that and break me
>>28938097>shortstackShe's a midget, no need to make up new buzzwords for it
>>28938160She's a short girl.A "shortstack" has been such common slang my antisocial ass has heard it IRL since the '00s. It's a short chubby chick. They would often hang around frat party beer pong tables dressed up as scene girls pretending to drink and hoping to get an educated guy by flaunting their obviously-small vaginal canal instead of going to college themselves.
>>28936455the pipe was already lifting, you can see that the road is crooked. the guy probably wanted to film it and maybe the corolla hitting an unplanned speed bump, but pipe lifted further right before corolla's approach and we got corolla space program.
>>28938166>short chubby chicknot necessarily chubby, just any short woman that's woman-shaped rather than rectangle-shaped like a child or an asian.
>>28936656>arrest a violent criminalWhy lie?
>>28936372Giving women autonomy was the mistake.
>>28936370the look on her face hahahahahaha
>>28938359YA DUN GOOFED
>>28936370What a fat bitch
>>28936372>>28936386>>28936396The problem is not Onlyfans, it's the people's need for authenticity. people want their entertainment to look "real" and not staged or directed like a normal TV show or a movie would. This has become the generation of streamers instead of variety shows like The Late Night show, of influencers instead of infomercials or the TV shopping channel, of reaction content instead of reviews, and yes, this has become the generation that gets their porn of Onlyfans cause Stacy, the struggling waitress selling her masturbation videos is more authentic than watching yet another porn whore with fake tits and inflated lips and botox and all of that shit pretending they're still hot. Pic related.
>>28938175>>28938166She's a literal actual midget
>>28938359>>28938365Bet she didn't pay the boomer who owns that car
>>28936387>diarrhea>juicekys
>>28936374Wrinkled boomer hands typed this post.
>>28936908I think that was an armored money truck. Still a stupid way to try to rob one of those things.
>>28936895>>28936908south africa codedabsolute retards, hope at least a couple died.
>>28936895I saw one of these from Mexico, was kino, one of the gunmen got smacked by the truck
>>28938504An armored truck driver would be trained not to stop. He'd leave the scene and make the police report after the fact instead of pulling over and stopping on the side of the freeway like this guy is doing at the end of the clip.
>>28936370what a cutie
>>28936895kino
>>28938359incredible, it looked like she actually felt bad for quarter of a picosecond
>>28936385thank you steven spielberg
>>28936411>onlyfans is entirely funded by the porn industry to make young women go on the porn industrythis would make sense if it wasn't for the fact women can make much more money on onlyfans for doing much less than in the porn industry. the traditional industry is actually collapsing. you might get $2000 per scene for an industry movie, and it can take all day to film a scene. on onlyfans that's like one tip. top end porn stars will sign to a studio for $100k a year for a minimum number of scenes, and only earn more than that if they do more scenes. that's nothing compared to even a successful twitch streameryou should probably know something about what you're talking about before talking about it.
>>28938166basically the ideal woman then.
>>28938871>you should probably know something about what you're talking about before talking about it.GOOD ADVICE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE IT
>>28938871look mr tiny dick know-it-all, the entire porn industry is worth 100 times more than onlyfans. the only people "making money on of"""" are the industry plants, the rest are making jack shit if anything 2k per scene would be very appealing when you're a broke college dropout or a single mom to rasheed's kid
>Car gorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txTRZh_tiYAnew from today!
>>28938885There's no way people pay for porn, I refuse to believe it. Even on speed binges as a teenager I didn't think "oh, should I give this porn website my name, address, and cc info?" I just, there's porn everywhere and it's free!
>>28938905You can really tell James fucking despises VWs and is now taking out his pent up anger from years of being forced to work on the fucking things kek
>>28938413probably a rental and the look on her face is the realisation that she's gonna have to pay for the repairs
>>28938932well americans barely count as people so you'd be right to think that
>>28937947How the hell is that what you got from that?
>>28938273There is no lie
>>28938939What one year of working on Germany cars does to a guy
>>28938973>>28936455
>>28938365>>28938359>>28938675>>28937868it's her car you nincompoops
>>28939232Ugly ass midget can't even dance
>>28939232that's a completely different car
>>28938499Nobody cares if youre a boomer who knows how to type posts
>>28936370Who? Asking on behalf of muh dick
>>28937831>>28937839Why didn't it burst into flames like in my cartoons?
>>28939444They weren't EVs
>>28939295okay? how does that invalidate what anon said?
>>28939488how does the image he posted help validate what he said?
>>28939503it doesn'tbut that doesn't change the lack of invalidationthis is, like, basic logic, anon.
>>28939503Buddy...
>>28936482What is this? A ridge racer track?
>>28939530so the image he posted and my comment were both non sequiturs then? is that, like, basic logic, anon?
>>28939538anon do you unironically have a learning disability
>>28939540do you?
>>28939503nigga is you retardedif she did it to just one car, yeah maybe it was just some rando's car and she did it by accidentif she has videos doing it to MULTIPLE cars, one of which HAS HER NAME ON IT, then it's pretty clear she's doing it to her own cars (or loaned cars) as a publicity stunt
>>28939603Nta, it's almost certainly her car and a publicity stunt. But how is she getting such wealth? I'm not looking it up, I assume it's for wearing short shirts and acting ditsy for online videos.
>>28939603>(or loaned cars)
>>28938905>we go full cheese pressure I'm dead
>>28939088>>28936976
>>28939668other things they've done, if you're not aware:- pepsi as coolant- nutella as oil- eggnog as oil- find the smell- buying an offroad ambulance- oh no the offroad ambulance has rust- there is barely anything left of the offroad ambulance- """""converting""""" a car to electric- will this car run on actual booze- haha let's reuse a head gasket and bolt the engine together with hardware store bolts- and more!
>>28940200>- haha let's reuse a head gasket and bolt the engine together with hardware store boltsDid it work? Because this literally sounds like something I'd do. Bolts are bolts and if the head gasket isn't cracked, there's no reason it wouldn't work.
>>28940532That car in particular had its engine seized up from Nutella as oil, then got torn down and rebuilt with no new parts other than the hardware store bolts (even the bearings got reused), and then filled with Pepsi instead of coolant, and I'm pretty sure it's still running just fine in that state so it earned the right to just be left alone
>>28937051hilarious. did not realize the chinks were such trolls.
>>28937839is she ok? I bet shes ok.
>>28938051kek
>>28936386OnlyIndians
A classic
>>28940848Explosive Vehicle in its natural habitat.
>>28936473can't park there mate
>>28940862What was he even trying to do? That wasn't even close to making that corner.
>>28939232>it's her carnotice the windscreen is already damaged before she hits it with the bat. probably hit a bird on the highway. they had to replace it anyway so why not make a tikslop video smashing it to get some internet fame.ie. not her car.but when watching that vid i wasn't looking at the car.
>>28941009Instead of typing all that you could have just typed @jellybean-irl into google. She also owns a GT3RS, a Rolls Royce Cullinan, Ferrari 296, '56 Belair, a G-Wagon, and 2 Cybertrucks (one of which she destroyed).
>>28941055She will never love you, simp
god i hate women
>>28939232ok? didn't seem to stop the I DUN GOOFED look on her face lol
no mention of neutral drop?
not a webm but still
>>28941194I doubt that's a real post. The user photo looks like Guy-Jin.
>>28941201it's a 20+ year old forum posthttps://honda-tech.com/forums/road-racing-autocross-time-attack-19/help-port-polish-457410/
>>28941207I still kinda question it. I started going on Honda forums in '04 and there was some mild trolling and roleplaying going on. Lots of flamewars over idiotic shit like intakes.I remember a guy, mid-00s, on one of the DSM (Eclipse) forums who had one of the highest post counts. He strung out entire stories of his 2G GSX for at least 2 years, with whole tales of mods and occasional photos. I'm pretty sure reverse image searches didn't exist then. One day he posted a thread about a tree in his yard falling right onto the GSX and crushing it. Turns out someone knew the real owner of that GSX elsewhere online and called the larper out on it. He didn't have a car at all. Was hilarious.
>>28941232actually, in that thread someone else mentions seeing similar posts from three other accounts/cars with the same story, so it's either troll or someone desperately trying to unfuck their idiocy lol
>>28940915>Bucuresti plateretard showoff, possibly a gypsy, pushing the limits of an old beemer with more power than he can handle and no tread tyres made in yugoslavia i guess. I have to share the road with these imbeciles.
>>28940862surprised how much that caved in, that must have been one solid pole
>>28936386The only time I've ever done it is when a good friend of mine with a killer rack made one. I always wondered what they looked like, and my curiosity got the better of me.And yes, her tits were stellar as I expected they would be>>28938397This does a good job acknowledging the meta point but is starting to fall apart because a huge chunk of OF "creators" are actually AI bots meant to siphon money away from people thinking theyre getting real interaction. Even with real women on there they have literal teams of people running their chat inbox pretending to be that personIts anything but authentic, despite the intended presentation of it being so
>>28936386>(((YouTube))) takes down actual sexy content but leaves AI and faggot bullshit up>(((Pornhub))) was shoahed and the only stuff left is interracial shit>Smaller sites don't even work anymore
You guys debating about only jews and nigger hub are retards. Start looking at furry porn instead
>>28940862that's a lotta gees
>>28936908they're zoomers, and if you look closely, elevated concentrations of melanin are evident
>>28941055she has shitbox cars with fiberglass bodies on them, there's no way even the most retarded cuck-gooner simp is buying her those cars so she can take a sledge to them
>>28938359>>28938365>retarded simps divorced from reality trying to project their delusions onto the worldThis is on the level of pitbull moms that get their faces eaten off by their precious babies.
>>28940843I never understood this about asians. They moved out of the way but did not stop, so they saw the pile up. Yet they run over everyone on the shoulder.
>>28943394did she know you paid?
>>28943542for you
>>28936375Hippity Hoppity, women are property.
>>28943581not quite sure how that's simping when i'm laughing at her realisation of how much she fucked upalthough now that you mention it, there is a non-zero chance that she's just putting on an act to get more views
>>28940592Retards.The word you're looking for is retards.
>>28937845I was gonna say "good luck explaining that to the insurer" but then I remembered that turd worlders are too poor for insurance.
>>28938871Pornhub isn't collapsing and never will. Yes OF is obviously subsidized by the industry to recruit young girls and ease them into the industry. Once a girl has shared a couple increasingly more explicit solo videos she isn't gonna say no to taking dick once the offer is "right". Might even end up doing callgirl stuff.
>>28940862I'd feel really proud of myself I I were part of the crew that installed that lightpost
>>28941166witnessedI love these guys
>>28943950NahCreators dont see that information
>>28941704RIP crown vic
>>28941704where did that offending car come from and where was it going?
>>28940843why didn't they get behind the guardrailor stay in their carsboth of these exist to save their lives
>>28940915In the distance theres a bend off to the left, you can see a cop with flashing lights come around at the end.He was being chased and it got loose coming off the bend onto that straightaway he over corrected at speed.
>>28937839 I can't imagine being at my boring desk job and suddenly a car smashes me to bits wtf
>>28945570some people just have all the luck.
>>28943964with a population that high you gotta put retard filters in place
>>28937831neat shortcut
>>28937887kek they didn't even see him
>>28944656I saw a granma crash her BMW into a safety pole once, it was almost vertical. Wish I'd taken a pic but she looked so confused and old I felt it was wrong to gawk.
>>28940848ai
>>28940862>>28944696Gypsy drugpeddlers trying to make off in their gypsymobile, likely with several dozen kilos of heroin and stolen copper plumbing, panicking because they saw sirens and know the gadjo are coming to put them in camps again before killing themselves>>28943113My condolences
>>28943957>when i'm laughing at her realisation of how much she fucked upThis never happened, it's in your head, a projection of your simp brain that thinks women are capable of self reflection.She is smiling throughout the whole thing because she doesn't give a fuck, simps will buy her more cars.
>>28946009>a projection of your simp brainLOL
>tee hee, I fucked up and feel bad>I'm human just like you and not a soulless demon
>>28936370>zoomies are gooning to tsFailed generation, we need to hit the reset button
>>28936385fuick I've wasted my life
Dollar General Whistlindiesel (D.G.W.)
>>28944656why you let Sum Ting Wong drive
>>28946077turns out if you treat people like adults they actually behave like adults, whodathunkiti will continue to laugh at these morons whose actions will catch up to them one day, and you will continue to sperg out about how that is somehow simping
>>28936370>blanket on dash to catch any bits of glassPr0n is fake, yo
>>28946474Whatever you say simp, maybe she will love you one day if you give her enough money.
>>28946828i don't give her money dumbass
>>28946855Because she's going to realize she made a mistake and turn to christ right? Fucking retarded simp.
>>28946866no because she's the other idiot lol. the amount of coping from you is insane
>>28936385This man is a genius. He deserves a Nobel prize.
>>28940888
>>28940200>- pepsi as coolant>- nutella as oil>- eggnog as oil>- find the smellnote: "find the smell" was unrelated to points above it
>>28936482That was honestly really satisfying to watch
>>28937051At no point was did someone say "Should we put reflectors on this barricade?"
>>28939232>when you make $20mil a month so destroying a Lamborghini is like smashing a PS5 for content
How the fuck the window and roof cracked? She can't weight more than 110 pounds
>>28940843>quadruple killHoly fuck.
>>28941194Reminds me of that story about the boomer that tried to flush his engine oil by literally just using water from a garden hose to flush it from the top down through the drain plug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8kORupngNYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebzAIZEfxQ
>>28938175>he doesn't know about Midna, the queen of shortstacks
>>28949049dumb meme fetish
>>28949197>he doesn't like his sexy floating drumstick imp
Did she choose the screen name of jellybean because shes shaped like a formless blob of corn syrup?
>>28936385what the fuck
I cant find her porn anywhere
>>28948437Is that the problem? I swear this happens to me on the highways too many times. I'm not sure what's going on.Looking at it again, I think it's just the fact that the construction lacks a big contrast in color. If you are looking for it you'll find it. But if you're driving for an hour, you're not going to have the mental bandwidth to look for it constantly.
I don't make threads, don't know where to post this.2 weeks ago some guy jumped over another car during a police chase. Got rekt on the landing. Vid should start at 2:19. Sorry no webm.https://youtu.be/EcopihcS-P8?t=139
>>28938166>short chubby chickwtf is this retardation a shortstack is a woman who is SHORT and STACKed. Stacked means "big tits" for you retards in the back. It's pretty fucking simple.
>>28944607Cotton eye joe-ing.
>>28941166has their channel grown at all since like 6 years ago?
>>28950513you can't expect meme fetish retards to understand anything simple like that
>>28950466holy shit wow
>>28950466Tried my best
>>28950466>>28950694that was surprisingly graceful, elegant even.
>>28950694Insane stunt bonus $500
>>28936385did anybody else expect him to start chugging the bottle?
>>28950694.
>>28937845lmao that's some good shit, chink destruction derby
>>28948789sad to see nice cars ruined by testosterone poisoning
>>28948789>afford to get an LS7 vette>cant even burnout without fucking the car upHow the fuck are boomers even alive lmao these are the goofiest mfs in human history
>>28936385I expected him to drink it
>>28952402Niggas will do anything but accept wanting bf
>>28952402zoomers are into anything but a normal looking woman
>>28936370babe you're 160lbs dont do that
>>28952402
>>28952348She held it well but a good driver would have dodged it
>>28952402Gross
>>28943442>p-pornhub was shafted noooThere are a million porn sites. You can even find porn on this site right here
>>28952402Would
>>28952402>ai slop
>>28951142>JUST A GOOD OLD BOYS
Caught this in the last thread
>>28944607>>28950694
>>28936455>Why was there a camera filming that.HUR WHY WOULD ANYONE FILM A BUCKLED ROAD LAUCHING CARS INTO THE AIR HURRR
>>28953718>semi losing a fucking wheel>camera vehicle is the most neglected unsafe piece of shit with lights onI hate this country
>>28938939For me its Jame's channel.
Anyone have the one with the blue McLaren 570S driven by that zoombie?
>>28953833unfortunately age restricted videohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=vZR6HK9xEVwred hook criterium crash in new york. bike apparently stalled
>>28954388post a mp4
>>28954388Lel /n/ just got fucking rekt by /dbt/
>>28954390>>>/wsg/6153214
>>28953827>The all-new Mangler
