>A hate letter to the fans
>>28954305>we want to capture the nerdy Asian band geek with braces vibe
Jokes aside, what is actually happening?This seriously looks like the company is actually trying to sabotage itself.Why would a company do this especially when it is already struggling?
KWAB
>>28954340German brands not named BMW or Porsche are desperatly trying to recapture the Chinese market that they lost when BYD got big. It's the end of Germany
>no more suv>bring back coups and waggonsMercedes: sure, here.>noo not like that!you couldn't have brought it even if it was literal sex on wheels anyway.
>>28954352Purposefully gimping the design of sedans and wagons doesn't count as "bringing them back"
>>28954349>trying to recapture the Chinese market that they lostLiteral insanity at this point
>>28954305Read the lipEeeeeeVeeeeeeAnd the designer took it too literally.
lmao
germany is cooked they are selling a lot of their auto plants to chinese
>>28954305
>>28954305YU WAN PRAY GAME????
>>28954345Hideous.I don't care about how amazing fast that it is.That's not a Driver's Car.I'll take picrel over this garbage.
yellow and green could be nice colors but they always fuck it up
>>28954305they made a chinese car
>>28954305The rear of the car is even more hideous
>>28954705Anon, this shitbox is not only slow and sounds like shit, it's ugly too
>>28954356They’re also trying to capture the G80 M3 demographic of assorted US-based subhuman browns who will take 108 month subprime loans on anything gaudy and grotesque with a luxury badge to plaster all over instagram.
>>28954827It's based when Japan does it.
>>28954340They're trying to pander to rich chinks and arabs because that's where the money is.
>>28954875No it was a joke at the time
>4 door coupeI hate german marketers so fucking much
>>28954305this looks like a gta car, except the inevitable gta version will probably mog the fuck out of this
>>28954813This, there's going to be lots of vids of these getting flaunted at a takeover before doing 0-60in 2.7 into a crowd of assembled nogs
>>28954875>>28954827>>28954891It's based because it is a small targa top roadster with rear wheel drive Miata compeditor instead of an another luxury barge that MB already makes like 5 of
>>28954340Marketing teams running companies
>>28954345Riced out
looks like a facelift for the nissan micra
>>28954875
>>28954705I'd take a yugo over that ugly fucking thing in the OP. It looks like bumblebee from transformers gave birth to a harlequin baby.
>>28955110Ok dumbo...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGGiVNt8c9I
>>28954305The whole thing is, it doesnt need to be like this. So why is it like this?
>>28954305pikachu ahhh car
That car isn’t meant for you. You don’t buy new cars anyway. It’s meant for the chinks
>>28955156Learn to write, nigger.
>>28954827>angry cute frog that you poke with your finger and it complains>>28954305>angry cartoon robot
>>28954890>arabs buying evswhy would they? isn’t oil dirt cheap there?
>>28954827>>28954305Both look like garbage
>>28956306Nobody is buying a $100k+ car to save money.
