https://x.com/Stellantis/status/2057070808657428561
oh great land rovers might actually be reliable for once
Oh fuck ultimate shit and ultimate piss just made a deal
Were about to see the biggest piece of dogshits in automotive history
>>28954964What even the fuck is stellantis?
>create new synergies and deliver valuekek its gonna be the shittiest thing ever seen in the automotive world
>>28954974peugeot-citroen, mopar, and fiat all in one very flammable pot
>>28954974a collection of all the failing car companies in a desperate attempt to cling onto life
>>28954964Oh my god they're really just a shit coagulation machine
>>28954974>>28954983Stellantis is AMC but international and with none of the charm. Their inevitable fate is to be bought by mercedes.
>>28955034mercedes does not want that smoke again
>>28954964>Worst American car company and the worst British any company come togetherI'm shook. Honestly don't know how this could benefit anyone. Wagoneer already mogs the RR and neither company has good software/electronics. LR might benefit from the hemi but their current engine isn't horrible.Stellantis can't gain anything in this and all they really have to offer over any other company is the Wrangler platform.
>>28955034>>28955037Who the fuck is Mercedes? The princess from dragon blaze? Or the character from pans labyrinth? Are you trying to refer to Mercedes-Benz?
>>28954964>corporate buzzword salad
>>28955062You know very well that if someone uses the word mercedes on an automotive based forum exactly what they're referring to. Don't be a pedantic retard.
>>28955062The woman who made the company. Not that loser who kept saying he'd never have a car company like Chad.
>>28955069So if I go to home depot and tell the cashier I'm looking for a Black impact wrench, he'll just know I meant black and decker? If I go to a restaurant and order a Mac, they'll just know I meant macaroni and cheese?
>>28955074We're going to kill you buddy. Flay you alive. Rivers of blood. A crimson mississippi.
>>28955074I advised you to not be a pedantic retard, yet you've decided to carry on being one. Is there something you're getting out of this? I'd like to know.
>>28954964They better not fag up my hemis.
>>28954964So wait the ultimate coalition of worst European and worst American cars brands will soon add two more bad European (now Indian) brands? Are you fucking kidding me?What next Stellantis will add Mitsubishi to their portfolio? Will Stellantis buy GM Korea just so that they can revive Daewoo? Or perhaps they will buy SsangYong? Or perhaps Stellantis will be able to license the Saab name once again be able to revive Saab since they currently lack upmarket offerings (Alfa Romeos are not selling)? Or maybe they will buy Rover from SAIC since courts cockblocked them from using the Rover name, due to Land Rover suing them. But if Stellantis and Land Rover merge then they can bring back Rover as well.What other shitty car brands could Stellantis get to expand?
>>28955061No it's even more funny. Stellantis was born from combining the worst European brands (PSA, Opel, Fiat) and worst American brands (Chrysler) into one giant super group. Now they will add the worst British brands as well. Honestly they should add Mitsubishi or Nissan to the group just so it can have worst Japanese brands as well.
>>28955074If i say im looking for a retard to a lost tribe of magical loin cloth wearing pipe smoking niggers in the carribean they will give me your street address.
