Electric cars? European sedans?*spits out tobacco**puts on $5 Walmart sun shades*I need none of that liberal shit. Give me a truck with high seating position to go off road once every three years so I look like a manly man of the village. Trunk? I need a whole truck bay to load up my nonexistant ranch tools. We Americans only drive the pure Stellantis stuff! Also parking in only one spot is gay
Why are these guys always so impatient on the road? Why do they eat gas station goyslop and wear ugly reflective vests even when they're not on the clock? Why do they excessively drink, which clearly shows in their bloated faces and prematurely greying beards? Where does this phenotype come from because none of the people from my school grew up to be this genre
electric cars and european sedans are for brown people
>tfw as old as some as those guys but still look like a little elf boy.I also drink, do tobacco, and think EVs and German sedans are gay as fuck. YEEEEHAWWW
>>28956160A quarter of the guys from your school will the this genre. One quarter makes it, one quarter becomes angry, bitter boomers who will be in local news for beating their wife and running a kid over, one quarter joins the military and the other kills themselves before 25.
>>28956171>A quarter of the guys from your school will the this genreBut WHY though. These guys are usually home owners and have relatively new Silverados and Tahoes and such, yet it's like they choose to carry themselves in an undignified manner anyway. Who wants a fat wife named Tammy and two chubby iPad kids named Braelyn and Harper? These guys are so unlike the zoomer blue collar types I know, who are basically white-collar adjacent in the way they present themselves.
>>28956177>But WHY though.Uhhhhh....They were too cool to learn math in grade school and leaned into the whole blue collar thing where they all do the exact same shit?
>>28956151Almost got away with passing as non ESL
>>28956177It's fucking hard to be a man nowadays. You are under attack from early on for being too manly (e.g. aggressive), and you also notice that women (despite claiming the contrary) don't give a fuck about you when you're not manly enough.So these guys follow a blueprint that promises them to satisfy both demands - grow a beard, buy sunglasses and a big truck and LARP as a sturdy outdoors man while being a homeowner in the suburbs or even in the countryside.Consooming yourself out of your permanent midlife crisis to show the neighbors that you've "made it" and your wife that she's still better off by cucking you instead of outright divorcing you.
Ahhhh....now that's my spot right there. None of you libtards better speak up or I'll pull up my 0.22 Penis Compensator and clock you.
>>28956160>>28956171>>28956177I don't know anyone from my school who became one of these desu.Me and one of my friends do have facial hair and have jobs that involve safety vests but we both work with robots, aren't fat and and have decent lives. But I'm from a middle class California suburb. All most tradies in my field are also technically skilled and act like normal people.This seems more prevalent in lower income or rural areas. See plenty of them in white trash or Mexican areas of the high desert.
>>28956171Sounds like you're from a flyover shit hole.
For every one asshole truck driver I have to deal with at least five BMW faggots weaving in and out like they're actually racing against the SUVs on 405.
>>28956171>A quarter of the guys from your school will the this genre.F L Y O V E RLYOVER
>I need somewhere to vidja-log about the woke mind virus and address the allegations made against me by my ex wife
>>28956177>yet it's like they choose to carry themselves in an undignified manner anywayamerican culture idolizes trashiness, masculinity in america is basically a perpetual competition of who can be the fattest, most retarded, most alcoholic deadbeat piece of shit
I know there is a grain or two of truth in every stereotype, but this thread is 95% inventing a guy just so you can get angry.
>>28956151>casual racism: :(((((>casual racism against whites: :)))))))))))))))))
>>28956436>this thread is 95% inventing a guy just so you can get angry.Alabama here. This is not a stereotype that's the Average American man. Even engineers here (no, not the feds in Huntsville), play out this weird blue-collar act. I can only imagine Texas. Most of the white dudes I meet ARE that guy. It's a performative act until they eventually become that guy.>You wanna take 1.5 hrs to go to the barbeequee for lunch in mah Tundra? Boss won't notice. Hey, you got one of those unfiltered Camels for me?
>>28956444your coworkers sound awesome, why are you bitching about that? :)
>>28956449They are. I'm just saying, it's a little weird that all the "freedom" guys turn into the same person, usually someone who wants a police state and has no idea what freedom means. But they're usually good guys, we play music in the shop. I don't bother them and they don't harass me for being a hippie, we actually get along.
>>28956160Its a low class thing. It doesn't actually matter what they drive. High time preference? Lack of ability to plan ahead is what makes them poorfags and also what makes them take retarded unnecessary risks for no reason.
>>28956444Texas here. Engineers here are all Methodists who work at Raytheon building missile guidance systems during the week and split their weekend between camping around man made lakes and being a deacon at Sunday service.Different yet no less lowerful a phenotype.
>>28956459I've been WFH for the last 7 years. I really do kind of miss "team building" lunches (aka, having a couple of beers at the bbq joint up the road)
I have a truck because i think it looks cool and thats it. Barely ever need the bed space but it comes in handy time to time.The people OP describe are insecure closet faggots.
>>28956436Just go to the comments section of Fox News and have fun.
>>28956177yeah they're in immense debt due to buying a house and truck for much more than they can afford. every guy i work with has at least one $800 car payment that they love to complain about. they're just not well educated and therefore easily taken advantage of. they also love to make being blue collar their whole personality. they chew tobacco because it's the most disgusting way to get nicotine and they think that's cool. they wear their high-vis vests to the grocery store because they want you to think that they work with their hands even though they sit in an air conditioned dozer with machine controls.
>>28956488It looks gay
>>28956503Or facebook. Facebook is where they go to breed.
>>28956488>defenderyou're not american of course you arent like this
>>28956516Thanks i use it to pickup guys
>>28956177They're the offspring of trash that was forced out of europe.
>>28956511Nobody wants to wear high vis clothing. They are forced to wear it at work so you see them in it at the grocery store.
>>28956511>they wear their high-vis vests to the grocery store because they want you to think that they work with their hands even though they sit in an air conditioned dozer with machine controls.Youre half right there. about the AC excavator part that is. Have to wear PPE all day. If we bothered taking off the hi viz youd be complaining about the dirty boots.
>>28956517Facebook was the final frontier for boomers doing smartphone shit.
>>28956151Unironically though I want to be dominated and degraded by a 75 IQ redneck because of my emasculation/humiliation fetish. Preferably while he says racist things to me
>>28956764Some thoughts should stay inside thoughts.
>>28956921What the hell do you think lowtax invented 4chan for if not to say these inside thoughts on a server where it's being permanently logged and indexed to my unhinged shitposting binges and degenerate porn habits so that future me can be controlled and blackmailed more easily
>>28956959>lowtaxno my friend, you're obviously thinking of fark.com. it's something awful to accuse anyone of creating this fucking cesspit.
>>28956959Of the Anon OGs I only personally knew Kirtaner. He made 420chan but the feds decided they didn't want drug forums to exist and the RCPM and FBI siezed the servers a couple years agi. Last I checked he div turned homo and was doing meth living out of his car.
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>>28956431>>28956444>>28956465>>28956511>>28956764Fascinating. I work in robotics in California and my company has these types flown in from flyover states for training pretty awesome. They're usually not that physically fit nor really that hard and are usually fat drunkards but have this weird obession that they're REALLY MANLY REAL MEN, but think Californians with the same job are fags for going to the gym and driving BMWs/Teslas. It seems like it's much more of an archetype in the south. We kind of have a similar type i California but less so.
>>28956444Weirdest thing about Texas is how the guys there will not even attempt the most basic manual labor or god forbid any form of craftsmanship, they all have some Mexican they call up for the simplest shit.
Americans are so dumb and loud
>>28956441jesus christ your life must be sad
>>28957118i grew up in rural northeastern PA. my coworkers would dress like filthy slobs at work and at home. they'll be "on the town" (shopping at walmart) wearing beat to fuck work boots, torn jeans, ratty t-shirts, etc., all covered in hydraulic oil, grease, miscellaneous other industrial filth.
>>28956151POV: your replies after you made a small innocent joke about white people
>>28957953every thread on /ck/ about spicy food >so the waiter was like, uh you sure you want that bro? it's pretty spicy!>next 30 replies: reeeeeeee 13/52 1488 race war now *posts picture of zoe barrie with pepe the frog* haitian mud cakes reeeee blonde girl got stabbed on the bus reeeeeeeeee minorities reeeeeeeee
>>28957960And they HATE humbly Perfect RibbieyesCooked to an humbly Perfrct mediun rare with an humbly Perfect CrusteWhy is that?!
>>28957935you want them to wear their sunday best to walmart?
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>>28957967Oatmeal raisin cookies are goated though
>>28957978I need you to look deep inside and ask if the oatmeal cookies are actually improved by raisins? Or is that simply the way you've always had them?
>>28957978>ebonics
