Because I'm a sucker with no taste or mechanical knowledge

>>28956223
I'm brown and want to present myself as rich, but I have no money to buy a Porsche

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>>28956223
to make /o/ seethe day in and day out

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>>28956223
Because i'm the type of obnoxious prick that see's the automobile as nothing more than a household appliance or a status symbol and i can't be bothered to check my oil enough to care about the lack of a dipstick or any counter-intuitive attempts of stonewalling a DIY repair.
Oh, and i love having everything in my life trapped behind a subscription paywall, anything from brand names to throwing money away in order to make up for my low-t and my micropenis to boot.
Sidenote: ew, why would anyone want to drive anything older than 2015?

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In all seriousness and all jokes aside, BMW became The NPC's car of choice.

>>28956223
the cheapest car that isn't some front wheel drive piece of shit

I'm brown and I enjoy having lifeless steering and numb feeling to the car. I can pretend it's a luxury car but it's actually a taxi.

>>28956223
I've only driven a E90 316i manual and even that was a far better drive than any fwd econobox I've ever used.