In my euro country there are official Porsche dealerships and shops around every corner, making maintenance and larger repairs a non issue. How do richfags in the US do it? Especially the ones living in nice remote towns that are basically a 6h drive away from civilization. Do they drive to the shop? Tow their Porsche with a truck? Schedule a car transport?
>>28957968Well, first things first, you go to the Porsche dealership and invite the dealer out for fine dining and wining. Then you suck their dick in the hotel. Then you buy a Macan. That'll get you on the allocation list for the maintenance work. If you're good sucking dick, they might even discount the market adjustment for you.
>>28957968We have corvettes here that cost $60k new and can be fixed everywhere. Otherwise you suck Porsches dick
>>28957973>>28957983for real now. how do you do it?i assume richfags still like to drive porsches and other more exotic cars outside of the big cities, no?
>>28958019Porsches arent exotic lol it's a v6 on McDonald's struts. A Nissan 2003 350z is better equipped and more "exotic"
>>28958028I only picked Porsche because I assume it’s fairly common in the US compared to something MORE exotic. also, no maccas on the gt3 models
>>28957968you drive it there, or have it towed. you have to be 18 years or older to post here.
There's 6 Porsche dealerships within an hour of me. PCA also has a list of shops that charge half what the dealer charges.
>>28958403Do they still let you buy new Porsches if you go to a third party shop?
>>28958406Yes? I had 0 prior cars and bought a 911 at msrp 2 years ago. I bet it's even easier now
>>28958403You're clearly not the type of person I’m referring to. let’s say you live in Moab, for example
>>28958019Porsche has a dealer where Audi does almost always. It’s not hard to get one within an hour.
I’d never trust a shady mutt to work on my 911.
>>28957968they dont go to the mechanic they pay a mechanic to come to them
>>28958721doesnt make any sense
>>28959214My dealer will pick the car up from my house and drop it off after it's done but no way I'm letting some minimum wage kid drive my car to the dealer and back kek
>>28957968my porsche dealer sends someone to pick up your car and drops off a loaner. they'll come to your home or work or wherever is convenient for you.
>>28958019they go to a luxury dealership that will let them borrow a loaner car for however long they want and will drive 3hrs to swap their car with the loaner if they ask.
>>28959214Nothing in this country does
>>28959259your gun laws do. im insanely jelly.
>>28957968>6h drive away from civilization.This doesn't exist. 95% of the population is within an hour of a porsche stealership.
>>28957968This is the main reason to buy Porsche if you’re looking for something not as generic as a bmw but much much better supported than McLaren. There are tons of Porsche dealers in most states and there are a lot of respected independent Porsche specialists (which is where everyone goes anyway once the warranty is up). Indy’s are almost always better value than dealerships.TLDR-It’s really a non issue in the US to get a Porsche serviced or repaired.
>>28959421delusional. the best places that are essentially 100% white are tucked away in the mountains far away from any big cities
>>28957968>6h drive away from civilizationwell surprise, they ain't rich if they're that far away. They're fucking poor and can't afford anywhere closer if they are that far from the city
>>28959968 Then they're either very poor or its their second home and their primary house has a dealership nearby. It's not that hard.
>>28957968>my euro countryBalkan or Slav, call it
>>28958028>porsche>V6>V
>>28960192>he doesn’t know
>>28960002>>28960041>poor those are richfag enclaves. ain’t no poors anywhere near there
>>28960482People in the middle of nowhere are either poor or rich and have multiple homes. My house is worth more than most Moab houses so I'm not sure that is considered a rich enclave.
>>28961053I just picked a random place. Moab is a tourist trap after all
