well, /o/, will you get one or not?
Looks like a modern take on the Ford Probe
>>28960576Looks like a riced Honda E
>its realJesus fucking christAstafigrullahIm praying on ferraris downfall at this point. Their current orders-open lineup is luce, 849, purosangue, amalfi and 12Cilindri.WTF
>>28960576First that Mercedes abomination, now this.It's clear now, Europe has fallen.
>>28960576its beyond over
>>28960594>luceUgly as fuck>purosangueSUV>849 Ugly as fuck >amalfiActually pretty decent car>12CUgly but coolBy 2030 the entire model lineup will be ugly slop. The 296 was the last true great car they made. Excluding 7 digit hypercars
they hired design agency LoveFrom to handle the exterior and interior execution: that’s headed by former Apple chief design officer, Sir Jonathan Ive. Creative types like to call this ‘contamination’; Ferrari describes it as an “unconventional, multidisciplinary perspective”.https://www.topgear.com/car-news/electric/its-finally-here-meet-ferrari-luce-maranellos-first-ever-fully-electric-car
Apparently 4 more models are coming this year but theyre all but guaranteed to just be special/convertible versions of existing ones. So of the 5 current regular models 1 is electric, 1 is a hybrid and 3 are normal cars. Dunno what to say
>>28960598If you paid attention, almost every single european car maker is going through a massive humiliation ritual as well as european car enthusiasts who are forced to drive low powered cars because every single foreign manufacturer is retiring their most powerful engines (see: mazda mx-5 2.0 184 hp is gone forever) while at the same time the design is falling down an infinite dark pit for some reason.It's not an accident, this has been planned and wanted by design.
This shit starts at 500k you can get an aventador for that
And some of you fags used to call Scaglietti ugly. Apologize.
>>28960611>1 is a hybridtwo, 296 and testarossa are both hybrids12c, amalfi and purosangue are not, which is weird that the less sporty models are not hybrid instead
>>28960626I think 296 order books closed but yeah 296 also exists. And from what ive read its an amazing car
>>28960621>t's not an accident, this has been planned and wanted by design.sorry
Each one is given a small bit of Enzo FerrariAn extra 250hp is gained just by him spinning so violently.
>>28960576it's weird. with the other recent ferraris (849, F80, Purosangue) they immediately struck me as hideous and i didn't like themthis is different. it's not ugly, but i can't describe what is off about it. it disgusts me but i don't know why. it's uncanny>well, /o/, will you get one or not?no i'm poor
>>28960601If Ferrari follows through with the last V12 stuff we will have no ice 2 seater and that is truly disgusting. Amalfi is nice though
>>28960621It still is ugly.
Here’s the bit Ferrari don’t want you to know: for every good car they’ve made, they’ve made three shitty ones>348, 308-328 and variants, 512, California, 365, 400, 412, most of their early road cars, the Scag, their entire f1 programme for most of the 80s and 90s, the Dino, the F50
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>>289605762
>>28960639>wiperblades remain in the up positionriced out, that hood is looking really tall is this thing mcdonalds maybe?
Imagine the rotational torque that Enzo's spinning at right now. Holy FUCK that is cursed to see.
>>289605763
>tfw a toyota prius looks more sporty than a Ferrari
>>289605764
>>28960649Ferrari copied Prius for Amalfi's nose
>>28960645The "hood" is fake, you can see the black part underneath. The red part over top is just to mount the fucking LED DRL slits to give the illusion of not having the headlights mounted halfway down the front.
>>28960648Side profile as beautiful as my shitbox that hasnt seen service since the bush administration
>>28960648>>28960644>>28960639i don't get it, they wanted to make a "usable" EV, why not make it beautiful, like a long 4-door coupe with a sloping roofline, why make this weird looking thing?
This is one of the ugliest cars I've seen in years.
>>28960657It's not really ugly it just looks like a Toyota
>>28960648The shape is giving Jaguar i-Pace and that's not a good thing.
>>28960655Ferrari refuses to make 4 door cars. They broke the rule with the Purosangue because money and applied some mental gymnastics on how they didnt actually break it. They also refer to it as a FUV (Ferrari Utilitiy Vehicle) not SUV and chimp out over it. Bunch of clowns
>>28960607Johnny Ive is cclearly great at product design. What Ferrari has forgotten is that their cars are not supposed to be just 'products'.They fucked it.
I fucking hate crossovers so much
>>28960663the purosangue unironically looks better than this mess
>>28960667Yep. I hope this is a special case because first ever EV. If this design language keeps up ferrari is dead
Holy fucking shit that is so fucking hilariously badWhat the fuck were they thinking >>28960631KEK
>>28960631
Who the fuck is paying 500k for this? At least the purosangue has an ok design and naturally aspirated v12.Half a million for this shit? Wouldnt even buy it if i had 50 million to my name
>>28960650The current absolute decay of car design especially on traditional European cars almost seems orchestrated. What the fuck
This is why McLaren stays winning. Cant fall off if all your cars look the same
i hope i can get them to disable commentshttps://youtu.be/Gf2TI6tfWA0
Brand dilution in its most extreme formMore damaging than Cadillac turning itself into the nigger brand.
There is a reason all designers of note are running to China now.
And just like that the new amg lost half its haters
>>28960576>its realholy fuck first that ai slop AMG GT and now this?wtf are auto makers smoking?
>>28960576The Chinese could put something like this on the market for $80k. Couldn't imagine spending north of $400k for a base model just because it's a Ferrari.Also, this just does not look comfortable.
>>28960729>Also, this just does not look comfortable.nah looks good to me
Part of me hopes all these car brands go out of business so this endless humiliation stops.
>>28960591no because the honda e actually has character
>>28960732nah as long as there are idiots and women buying them or they'll make it so you can only buy these cars
>>28960639>>28960644>>28960648>>28960650i will never have the money to afford a ferrari but this monstrosity simply existing is enough to anger me
>>28960732you ever played gran turismo and went to the dealer section and thought, man thats a lot of brands all making a box on wheels?
>>28960692the amg looks better, at least it vaguely resembles a sports carthe luce looks like an oversized city car
>>28960576If this were some sort of quirky EV Honda that cost 45k, I think it would be cool
>>28960735>fwd econoslop EV>characterlol
>>28960746retarded ESL
>>28960748dipshit, do you think I'm referring to the ferrari?
Only based car reveal in the last 12 months the new gr gt toyota
>>28960729i'll be the first to admit the interior is tasteful, but lmao chinamakers really are delivering shit on this level now for 10% of the price.
>>28960754you don't know what character means, rajesh.
>>28960576Remember when Ferrari said they'd never ever make a full EV? I remember.Now they said they'll never make a car with Full Self Driving instead.
>>28960763I know full well, and I'm saying your FWD econoshitter doesn't have any. Sorry it's all you can afford, doesn't make it good.
>>28960772Tesla mind broke them
>>28960576Looks like a Tartan Prancer
>>28960692Well, Luce makes AMG EV looking more attractive. lol
>>28960729>Also, this just does not look comfortable.The upright knee position at the back is sadly a feature in EV's thanks to battery, not a bug.
Here is your new ferrari bro
>>28960576>>28960639jesus fucking christ this is horrible
everyone needs to calm down, the Amalfi will carry Ferrari for now.
>>28960598Don't forget this hideous stain on the brand of Bayerische Motoren Werke
>tfw unironically upset at this shit
>>28960607I think the principles are good. He actually complains in that interview that ‘hehe imagine id we were allowed to adjust the roofline’.Ferrari wanted to make a crossover car thing. The actual ‘design’ he managed to get onto their monobox shape is good.
>>28960883
>>28960591the honda e is cuteCUTEi would happily drive one of their little cutewagons, i seriously considered an S660 or pic related recently
EV is the future
>>28960576the ultimate luxury sales model humiliation ritual car. anyone who even wants to get near a 296 allocation is gonna have to buy one of these first, holy based
>>28960576It looks like soething you sit in to watch Jamarcus bang your wife on the hood
>>28960648It's crazy they could choose any proportions they wanted and they went with this
>>28960883Why did they make the Roma uglier??
>>28960663They'll make you a 4 door car if you pay a big enough sum
>>28960883Cool mazda bro
>>28960576>EV Ferarri
>>28960598Europeans still think they can regain China even after China blatantly stole their designs and resold them for cheaper. Their arrogance has made even fucking Buick more of a force than them.
>>28960938It very well may be remembered as one of the worst designs in automotive history. I've seen some people online say it's a limitation of the EV architecture but we know that's not true from looking at the Rimac/Buttfista
>>28960621i used to call it uglyi still do, but i used to, too
>>28960576>>28960644I just improved it in 1 minute using paint
>>28960621what kind of porsche is that?
>>28960576>well, /o/, will you get one or not? Fuck no, if I had retarded amounts of money and 0 taste, I'd buy that riced-up limited-series RWD Renault.
>>28960576>meanwhile in burgerstan>>28960613couldnt happen to a better group of """people"""
>>28960576Will we get one, right thats 650k us dollarinos a piece
>>28960649kek
I can't believe that toyota Prius mogs Mercedes and Ferrari in car design now.
>>28960639>>28960644>>289606485 seconds in AI and I think this would look better. Still the car itself looks ugly since Ferrari shouldn't make a 5 seater EV at all
Remember when people used to say EV drivetrain is way smaller than that of petrol cars so in the future there are way more freedom in car design?Remember that?WHY ARE ALL NEW EVS A STUPID EGGSHAPED KEKOVERS???TESLA KEKOVERBMW KEKOVERMUSTANG E KEKOVERNISSAN LEAF KEKOVERFERRARI LUCE KEKOVERWHY WHY WHY
>>28961241It changed CVCKover to KEKOVER ffs
>>28961241Because those people where fucking liars or didn't realize that real EV's (and not just GM cope wagons) are giant skateboards that demand large vehicles to get the 300+ mpg needed to actually sell an EV over a ICE.
>>28960922296 order book is closing this year I believe.In any case, this is too expensive to be one of those cars you need to buy to get another car.This is for the wives and influencers who don't traditionally buy a Ferrari.
>>28960576That just looks like some generic Chinese EV, holy fuck that is sad.
>>28960607>>28960665It's more like he 'was' great, as everything he's been trying in the last decade has been absolute shit. He's coasting on his previous accomplishments while anyone else putting out this slop would be shitcanned in a moment.
>>28960746>Honda e>fwdAre you retarded?
>>28961262oops, they didn't sell those here so that was simply an uneducated guess as literally fucking everything else honda makes is wrong wheel drive
>>28961241Aero
>>28960576It's quite ugly but in a cool way, I like it
>>28960586it does
AI will replace us
Apparently Ferrari expects 95% of buyers to have never owned a Ferrari before, so this is an attempt to get at some kind of different demographic than the traditional Ferrari buyer.I guess in the same way the new Testarossa is aimed at Lambo buyers.
>>28960613except the french for some god forsaken reason
>a ferrari should look like the ai output for "new ferrari design"kind of prescient of them to try to stay ahead of the curve desu
What I don't get is how do they justify the price. Like, on their ICE cars you were paying for the engine but what about this shit earns its price tag? EVs at one sixth of the price are already limited by tire grip, there's not really much room for improvement in an EV engine besides being more energy efficient which doesn't sound like Ferrari managed given their range numbers. The battery doesn't sound like it is particularly revolutionary either. What else is there? Half a million worth of suspension, paintwork and interior gizmos?
>>28961374they invested a shit ton of money into new production facilities for this EV, that's why
I'm sure it will sell wellnotlolseriously who is even target group for this
black is the only colour that even vaguely works with this cari don't get what is their recent obsession with black bars you can't spec out>>28961379women and people who see cars as appliances
>>28960586>>28961300Don't insult the Probe like that
>>28961385>people who see cars as appliancesthose people are not gonna spend $550k on an appliance that functions the same as $50k tesla
>>28961394we are talking people who are rich enough that the extra half a mil is chump change to them
>>28960576Made with chatgpt in 2 minutes btw.
>>28961402you miss the point of the lucethey want people who have never bought a ferrari beforei don't think there are many who would love to have a purosangue or amalfi, but only if it's electricit's something completely different for a completely different clientele
>>28961402thanks pahjeet
>>28961350Why is Renault the only one allowed to have fun with its design? 
>>28961314What is your prompt command line?
>>28961407>it's something completely different for a completely different clientelenon-existing clientele
>>28960811That's what I thought! LMAO! Thank god, I am not alone.
>oh, you want our new limited edition Ferrari™ Galaxique SP7FXXK™? well first you need to buy the Luce, that'll be 550,000€+tip, tee-heeferrari are geniuses
All this packaging freedom from EV powertrains yet the only shape they can come up with is a bar of soap
> first EV Ferrari> slower than a Tesla Model Swhat were they thinking?
>>28960576I will buy that car so I can pick up my wife after she got piped down by the bull
>Having an external design team make itVery smart from Ferrari, got to give it to them for this maneuver.They can always claim that it isn't a real Ferrari "car" down the line, just a Ferrari branded product like clothes, fragrance and watches.
>>28960576I no longer desire a Ferrari after Chevy dropped the mic with Zo6
>>28960644it looks like a worse and melted version of the Explosive Vehicle charger
>>28960639some how looks marginally better without the paint job trying to hide how chunky it is, they should just accept it's a Tesla with a Ferrari badge glued on
>>28960647That's what powers this thing.
>>28961669Welcome back Masarati Biturbo
>>28960650If you look at it a certain way, it looks like a bigger car is swallowing an early 00s Impala whole.
>>28961669yeah, no black bits or all black seem to make it betterbut it also needs better wheel options, those classic five spokes don't suit it and the discs are awful, needs something modern
>>28961669The body-color "hood" is just a floating panel that probably has some kind of aero purpose but mainly serves to make the thing look more chunky, the black part is recessed.Excuse the garbage quality, it's the first one I could find that really shows off the gap between the two parts.
>>28960576not a canon 'rari/thread
>>28961374ferrari is a lifestyle brand. nothing else
>>28961717And it looks like it has 12cilindri-like sharp sexy headlights under there too. This would look so much better without that floating hood and with wheel-hugging arches.
>>28961394640k*
>>28960576the sad thing is AI can design better looking cars than this
>>28960576Why did they show this off in the cheap blue color when Ferrari is known for its red?
>>28961754it'll look like this without the fake hood lol
Apple finally got their EV made.
>>28961717Nucharger also has that lip thing, is that a front spoiler for E-car aero or something
>>28960576wow this looks like a sporty Fiat for 35k
Who the fuck decided to unveil it in baby blue paintjob?
>>28961402looks like shit + not an ev low drag design + it's just a mashup of existing ferrari designs + you're indian
luca hates the luce
>>28960576honestly if this was a 30K Tesla or something, it would be a pretty cool EV, I liked the "retro/modern" UI of the panels and internal screen> 600K+lmao
>>28961717>>28961754>>28961788it's so the actual drag profile of the car is slick, the bar is there to break up the line and make it look not-EQS
>>28961819the interior is legitimately nice for modernslop screenmobiles.the upholstering looks absolute kino too
>>28961414why does this look sportier than the ferrari
>a fucking LEAF
>>28961823The interior is definitely a real innovation and treat.
>>28960576I don't like it either, but it really doesn't deserve the level of backlash it's getting.
Shits so bad it's devaluing F50 as we speak
>>28960607He's the guy that came up with the removal of the headphone jack btw
>>28961463That bar of soap is the ideal aerodynamic form for a car and IMO looks way better than boxy SUV shit.
>>28961781That color did this reveal no favors at all.
>Ferrari Lettuce
>>28960576This looks like a black sock inside of a woman's shoe.
>>28960598good thing they're all burning to deathdeath to Europoors
>>28961938Yes saar!!!
>>28960576>ferrari: removes tactile buttons>everybody: put the tactile buttons back in>ferrari: ok here are your tactile buttons back>everybody: but you've ruined everything elsethis has to be the most childish reaction I've ever witnessed by a car companyeven worse than Jaguar, they were just trying to cater to what twitter told them was the new trend, this is just childish
>>28961913based, I will get a cheap Ferrari. Fuck off boomers
Well, the good news is that Ferrari's design team is improving. The bad news is that this is the improvement.
>>28960648Why does it have windows to see your legs?
>>28960880Charles will be made to drive one during Grand Prix weekend as a humiliation ritual after getting fucked over by his team for the XXth time.
>>28960883damn this is also ugly asf
>>28961463Packaging freedom, yes. Range freedom, no. It’s aero to try to eek out as much range as possible while hauling around a huge battery.
can anyone explain the appeal of the fake Ferrari over picrel?
>>28960576It's a Prius but for pulling up at a Monaco hotel.It don't think it looks bad at all. If it were 400 HP and a tenth of the price I'd consider it.
>>28961653That is vile
>>28961990Okay.. jew? is it? let me excpl,ain to you something....... you dont know that buttons on a car DONT EVEN MATTER when the car be looking like that...
>>28960576Probably not but I have some thoughts on modifying the appearance some. We'll see if the internals are worth having though.
>>28960639It's like looking at a drone version of an existing car
>>28960576That'd be pretty sweet as a wagon.
>>28961385Makes me think of this even more. But the car could still look more like a Ferrari.
>>28960576Jesus wept.
>>28960576No, because I'm not Chinesehttps://techcrunch.com/2026/05/26/ferraris-first-ev-is-not-for-you/
Thank god Enzo isn't alive to see this.
>>28960639Looks like a kitchen appliance
>>28960576Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>28962287Is everyone just supposed to swallow this bullshit? That Chinese drivers actually want this awful shit? Sounds like the latest excuse from talent-less design teams to me.
>>28962179pretty much what the post implies, anon>zoomer reading comprehension
>>28961669Try again with Apple badge
>>28960692Funny how EVslop dodge and EVslop mercedes are both using almost the same lighting motif
>>28960661The iPace unironically looks better
>>28960729>£450k luxo saloon>rear benchAbsolutely disgusting. Surely this needs airline seats as standard?
>>28960576Mogged by the Mazda Luce
>>28960613>massive humiliation ritualIs it this, or is it they just trying to redifine the car experience, to something we used to cherish to just another tool and data collector like the phone. I agree though, it has to be some reason everyone is starting to make but ugly cars.
>>28960607>Creative types like to call this ‘contamination’;
>drag coefficient of just 0.254It's not all bad
>>28961818>"At least it's a car the Chinese won't copy from Ferrari; they don't need to."Jesus
>ferrari's new ev looks like a literally soapbox on wheels>amg's new ev looks like a bloated catfish>all while the Chinese are making evs that look like thisIt truly is over for the West, isnt it?
>chinkshillsgo back to your side of the firewall please
>gets confronted by reality>racism and sinophobia is his responsekeep coping, we dont care
>>28962727>mclaren 720 headlights on a porsche taycanWow, chinks are so creative
>>28962762we are the kings of the ev game and the west already lost, cry harder racist imperialist pigdog
>>28962762A knockoff that looks good is still better looking than something original that looks bad.
>>28962762>>28962762C H I N A H INNA
>>28962727Tiananmen Square 1989 student and worker protests
>>28962829The scale of the tiananmen crackdown was greatly overexaggerated by the western media, it was not the blood massacre they told you it was. You repeating the same memewords every time China gets mentioned only shows your ignorance
>>28961374>justify the price>ferrariNigga, it's a luxury brand for idiots with too much money to splurge on. In a healthy society, products like this would not be built.
