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I sit inside my car during my work lunch break. I eat then I lie down and relax
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Get a hobby and better time management skills nerd
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>>28962471
>then I lie down and relax
I masturbate
Time managent bro.
Get good.
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>>28962471
Smoke a cigarette with your coworkers like a man you hermit
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>>28962471
I once had a shitty job that I regularly spent my lunch break taking a nap in my car instead of eating.
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>>28962471
Okay Paco\gangajeet. Nothing I love more then third worlders ETERNALLY LOITERING in their cars
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i hang out and eat with my coworkers because i have friends and i'm not a weird sperg.
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>he doesn’t take the post lunch nap in a customer’s car
Shiggy
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>>28962818
post lunch naps are dumb.
>do nap
>wake up
>hungry again
just stay up and you won't be hungry as quickly
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>his work doesn't serve him lunch
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>Bust out the tuna or chicken salad sammich I made the night before
>Eat it at my cubicle working an hour unpaid because what the fuck else am I going to do with that time? Chainsmoke?
Sometimes I bring up google earth and travel to random places for a few minutes as I eat, going through street view and imagining I'm driving there. Picrel, Mallorca. Then I get back to work.
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>>28962471
Modern hell world jobs get mad if you eat in your car.
They want you to socialize with coworkers.
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>>28962471
I do this as well. I work inside a prison and I have a lot of downtime. It's a ton of effort to get in and out so most days my lunch break is the only time I'll bother going outside during my shift. I'm not supposed to leave grounds for long so I grab a coffee and then sit in my car and fuck off.
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>>28963035
>I work inside a prison
what's the craziest thing you've seen while at work?
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>>28962798
>because i have friends and i'm not a weird sperg.
Uh huh buddy, sure thing
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>>28963048
Glock dookies, dudes tripping out on "K2" and screaming about nonsense while getting wheeled out. Never seen anyone get killed or beat that bad. Fights happen all the time but usually not where I can see. The count here is really low so anything exciting gets stopped pretty fast, it's not a huge county lockup or anything like that.
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>>28963063
>dudes tripping out on "K2" and screaming about nonsense while getting wheeled out.
Real cannabinoids are partial agonists, no matter how much you take or how strong it is it's not going to push you over your limit.
Synth-cans, JWHs... some of them are full agonists and can go way further than the natural stuff. In the early 10s it used to be sold in 99% pure crystal form on fucking Amazon. They also sold hallucinogens and most of the opiates I did were bought from Amazon. You'd spoon out a bit on some foil and yadda yadda. They are way more dangerous than the natural stuff.
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>>28963063
>Glock dookies
what did he mean by this?
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>>28963067
They're smoking God knows what, sometimes it's stuff sprayed onto paper, vapes are easy to sneak in, lots of it is random Chinese mystery oil. K2 is the catchall term here for them smoking.
>>28963132
Water bottle with shit and piss in it. They loosen the cap and throw them at people and things. Happens a couple times a year.
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>>28963005
i just eat at my desk because im watching dash cam compilations
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>>28963260
>sometimes it's stuff sprayed onto paper, vapes are easy to sneak in, lots of it is random Chinese mystery oil. K2 is the catchall term here for them smoking.
Sounds like synthetic cannabinoids.
Again it used to be you got in in crystalline form from a chinese lab then you'd mix it with a solvent and spray it on catnip which people would smoke. Probably still happens.
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>>28962471
I want to grill in the parking lot.
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>>28964046
the old workshop supervisor used to bring in a smoker on a trailer, it was fucking awesome having cookouts in the parking lot
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>>28962471
I usually eat in my wife's car. She stops by my work to bring me lunch and suck my cock.
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>>28965527
does she go grapefruit technique on you?



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