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I'm in love with this big ass trunk. Full faced helmet and arnored leather jacket storage. I'm never taking it off.

>>28963671
Still haven't painted the white on your jacket I see.
I got a new jacket on the weekend and swapped out the armour in it from my other jackets which is to small on me.

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Ohlins shock arrives tomorrow

The anticipation is killing me

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>>28963674
I never intended to do white, though lately I've been thinking about doing Harlock's pirate flag in white on it.

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>>28963668
Bimmer thread!

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Mango season is ending and I've not seen a single box full of mangoes on motorcycle! Get to it.

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>>28963681
For the Cub?

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A cool guy on a vfr 800 pulled up to a biker hangout today. From afar I thought it was a ducati. Mad lad straight piped his V4. It was the best sounding motorcycle ive heard in a longggggg time.
fuck my life, now I want a VFR

>>28963695
Arr See Fiddy Juan

>>28963708
Another becomes enlightened. What generation? Gear Driven cams or nah

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>>28963710
Thats a wicked cool bike.

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>>28963712
Thanks, it's a keeper.

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>>28963712
cool post

>>28963710
it was a 2014, white, had a cool “interceptor” decal on the fairing.
the single-sided swing arm was a sight to behold. Felt like Honda is more italian than italians themselves with that bike

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>>28963183
Jawas are pretty fine, they have some quirks to them, but generally they're fairly reliable machines. I don't remember if Jawas had the inner crankcase cheeks with a separate flywheel like Izh Jupiters did, those at least on Jupiters tend to be common leak points into the flywheel chamber which will eventually cause issues, replacing the inner gaskets is a complete engine teardown, which isn't that bad if it wasn't for the transmission that you have to take apart too, those can be a bit finicky to get aligned properly.
The original Soviet workshop manual for aligning and assembling the transmission properly pretty much boils down to "just be yourself and throw it in there, it'll align itself", surprisingly that worked for me, just don't even try or think about it, chuck the sjafts in and close rhe case, it'll just go into place like intended. Fiddle around with it and you'll always be off by a tooth or so.


I'd recommend ditching the factory points ignition and dynamo for a powerdynamo/VapeEU unit. They're like 500 bucks, but well worth the money.

hrmmm
shall i trade in my 24 zx6 for a 22 streetfighter v4

>>28963726
>newer Kawasaki for an older Ducati
>buying a used Ducati ever
Just be yourself o algo

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A couple more trial runs, a new gasket, and I think this thing is ready for a tour.
Choke still doesn't function properly, but hey what's a couple of extra kicks.

>>28963712
That pic is how i feel searching for shoomerwife vocaloid drops
They never happen, so im always looking

Also had a good ride
Spent too much monie on beers and food though, fuck

>>28963723
If you liked the sound of that one, you should try and find a 98-01 one to hear. They're fucking crazy sounding

>>28963671
big trunks are goated with the sauce

Installed a tire and tube for the neighbor and inflated it to 50PSI to seat the bead and the tube ruptured. Noticed the shop sold him a 70mm tube for a 100mm tire after I took it back off

>>28963743
ah yes, the classic 30 minute job turning into a 2 day ordeal

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dont look

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Any spooky stories from bike camping?

I think I'll get a new bike once I become young and healthy.
Vibrations fucked my hands up so much even a gentle i4 buzz triggers discomfort now.
And most seats make me feel discomfort in right inner thigh.
Sucks to get old.

>>28963762
>What are gel grips for 500

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>>28963762
I used to get sore after just a couple of hundred kilometres when I was younger, now that I got older I had a moto guzzi that was supposed to be comfortable for road cruising and for some reason my tailbone started aching with it and I lost all feeling in my buttocks after riding for a while.
600km on my Ural meanwhile is like nothing, no aching joints or sore ass, nothing.

>>28963685
Do a stencil and an easy to wash off water colour and see how it looks.

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>>28963759
Not camping, but riding on the Blue Ridge Parkway. I had been at the Tale of the Dragon, then decided to ride the length of the BRP north. There was a hurricane pushing rain north, and I was trying to stay ahead of it. The Parkway was mostly deserted, and the longer I rode the nore the weather was catching me. I was tired, lost in my thoughts, it was getting darker with the clouds, and a light rain was starting to come down. I pulled off the road at a trail head. Partly to check the weather radar, partly to get the blood in my ass moving again, and partly to rest. I pulled my bike under the trail head marker to get out of the direct rain. I'm sitting there up in the mountains, under the trees, temperature dropping, dusk lurking, listening to the rain pattering through the trees. I was pretty exhausted, and my mind was just kind of empty.
Then, softly, faintly, I thought I heard a gospel choir singing eerie hymns from down the trail. It was both plain as day but also just beyond actually making out. I am not a superstitious or even religious person but it was starting to spook me. I got on my bike and started the engine and instantly felt better as I rode away from the trailhead.
Pic related.
SpoOoOoOoky...

>>28963799
Yeah, fuck it. I'm doing it next week. Big one on back, or small one on chest?

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>>28963685
>>28963799
Stencils work super well.
I spray painted my helmet. You can modify how soft/hard you want the lines based on how secure you attach the stencil.

whats a shoomer

>>28963754
hurting it!

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>>28963815
It has to hurt before it feels good.

>>28963804
On the back, chest one would look kind of weird.

>>28963813
y'know. when you go shoom shoom

>>28963820
but i go vroom vroom

>>28963827
kys

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I have a bike

I rode my bike today, the weather is nice.

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let's try making this a good thread. here is the girls eating

Might have to do swingarm bearings this weekend.
Waiting on the Ohlins rep to let me know if they can supply the top eye bearing for my damper while I'm at it since there's play there too.

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if i run into any problems with the chain and rear sprocket after wasting my time on the front and tearing the gasket im gonna send my yamaha over a cliff and into the reservoir

>>28963940
Why would you have problems with the chain?

>>28963945
that shouldnt , but if the lock washers or aftermarket sprocket give me shit ill be pissed

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I still cant decide if I want to buy a used crf1000 with DCT or brand new transalp e-clutch

>>28963989
why not T7

>>28963989
>e-clutch
Why is this touted as a world changing feature?

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>>28963993
cause while I dont go out to look for mud and trails
where I live mud generally come to you during monsoon season
but my main use is to commute long distant and funny enough used T7 cost about the same as used africa twin here

>>28963989
If the price is mostly the same
personally I would get the Africa Twin.
because even if you end up giving up on commuting every day on two wheels and become a cager
Youd still have a cool flagship bike parked in your garage that you can take out every now and then

>>28963989
ive ridden hondas dct on several bikes and i think it genuinely robs too much enjoyment

>>28963879
me too fren me too

>>28963879
I'm in between bikes

'ku

guys, strange issue on my KLR. When I push it backwards with the wheel turned (either side), I get a rubbing/binding feeling, it even clicks rhythmically like clack clack clack. Rolling forward or with the wheel straight, nothing. Any idea?

>>28963989
DCT apparently sucks for low speed stuff, where you would otherwise be feathering the clutch. Not so good if you're actually going to be taking it off road or crawling through traffic in town.

>>28963998
It's not, but it is pretty cool

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>>28963910
Cool post.

>>28963989
Non dct AT or eclutch Transalp. But I don't like the tube tyres.

>>28964040
sounds like something plastic is hanging onto something that moves
going forward it rides smoothly
going backwards it catches, snaps out of the way, catches, snaps out of the way etc making a repeating noise
i'd look for something hanging near the wheels and sprokets and chain.
going straight might fix the issue because when you turn the wheels you lean slightly, letting whatever it is contact whatever is moving
that would be my first thought

I don’t like riding any bike that is not in upright position.

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I want to sell my dirt bike and the Ducati and get a dual sport.
Suggestions, bros. I saw a cb500x with dual sport tires and a cage the other day. Looked very capable at doing that. Is the cb500x actually a true dual sport?

>>28964087
Turbo busa with knobbies

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>>28964087
The fuck? You are not a beginner anon, get a fucking T7. Other options would be DR650, DRZ400, KLR650, Himi or something like that CB500x is a fucking street bike. I would also suggest the new F450GS. Also, consider the KTM and Huskies if you are into them.

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>>28964034
>'ku

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>>28964057
Show us your 'ku

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>>28963989
>DCT
>e-clutch
Kill yourself now

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reminder that you can import one of these now

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>>28964120
STOP STEALING THESE FROM CANADA

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>>28964120
That the Adam Reimann AT? That baiku looks so awesome.

I can't belive shoomer is leaving us

>>28963998
It is touted as non-world-changing QoL improvement ackshually.
I rode a bike with e-clutch a few times. It is nice, you can roll to a stop and launch from a stoplight without touching the clutch, which is convenient.
It acts as a good quickshifter most of the time.
I still grab the clutch occasionally out of habit, and it behaves exactly like a normal bike.
I'm somewhat disappointed though, if you shift carelessly it doesn't fix your mistakes, shifts can be rough at times. Ultra-slow-speed also sucks (just a bit), feathering the clutch feels more smooth.

Hypermotard 698 quickshifter > e-clutch > every other quickshifter.

>Cant decide between getting a used Ducati Monster, An Aprilia 660, or the New honda ptwin

About to crank my hog and go cruiser the oceanfront. HELL YEAH BROTHERS

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>>28964141
apolgy for bad english

where were u wen shoomer nobike
i was at trail pulling 'ku out of mud when phone ring
"shoomer is nobike"
"no"

>Went for a short route
>Stopped to get dinner for about 2-3h
>Started my bike and rode fore 3 minutes
>Engine oil light flashed for like 2 seconds
>Drove for 30 minutes to my house
>Searched for how to check oil
>With a brick got my bike straight and waited for 15 minutes to check the oil glass
>Nothing
>Ask my father to incline the bike while I checked the oil glass
>A small drop of oils flows
Fuck, I assumed the I had to just do the maintenance every 12000km as Honda said and that's it, i have 0 wrench knowledge, but I guess is only putting small amounts of oil until it gets slightly under the maximum

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my forks are leaking badly, the wind is blasting oil over the engine giving me that blown engine look. ill try to get new seals in during the weekend

>>28964158
One good looking harley.

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>>28964158
BROTHER HELL YEAH

>>28964147
>crank my hog
What/who are you watching?

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>>28964158
HYB
CLBL

>>28964142
>its convenient
fuck you

>>28964158
100th anniversary edition sportster hell yeah brother

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I have a week to figure out a destiny bros

Any suggestions?
Preferrably a country that has cheap hand surgery timelines before i officially enter nobike status, again
>yes my hand is fugged still
And canadian healthcare with all its wondrous diversity is achieving so many monumental things: take MAID outside of timmies for example

No idea when ill get my MAID referral. Probably before a hand surgeon opens up for a consultation- budget cuts y'know?

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>>28964121
We will steal your baiks, we will steal your women, we will steal your land, your maple syrup and your milk. We will even steal shoom senpai and we will lay waste to your contry. CANADIA, pucker up.

>>28964264
Thailand and India are good for medical tourism. Have you considered them?

>>28964274
Well my buddy is in labyboy central and he actually wanted to wrench on some shitbikes
But ive never axtually met him orl before, one of them grypto bros passporting it up in fillupbeans and now ladyboy disneyland

How much does a repaired/reconstructed pinky tendon cost?

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>>28964272
Can you stole me too?

Anon im sweating like a pig in my helmet. Is there an integral helmet that is known for staying fresh and airy all the time?

>>28964264
>No idea when ill get my MAID referral
The fuck is wrong with your stupid commie hole? I've never seen a country this fucked up. If you are even thinking of MAID, you will get all the /dbt/ curses. I wish you well though.

>>28964290
Yes, just get a MX Helmet.

>>28964223
Post disassembled carb.

>>28964290
Balaclava dunked in ice water or just ride faster 5head

>>28964283
Senpai if you are serious, I'd reccomend India, come here only if you want to go to the best Hospital. There are a few, but "Apollo" in Metro cities is some of the best India has to offer. Price according to gemini is $1000 to $2500 for the surgery. You'll need physiotherapy, stay, travel, food etc. So budget double that (5k USD?). All your docs will speak English so you should be fine. Unless you are one of those stupid frog Canadians. For stay and travel, just use the online apps, don't speak to people. I don't want you to get ripped off.

Do some research, see if this is an option for you. If you are serious, let me know, I'll try to help however I can.

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Would you say it’s a dumb idea to get a 250 2s or 450 4s dirt bike if I want something with plenty of torque but also just wanna slow it down and take it easy but also would like to jump some hills?
I feel like the bike I want doesn’t exist in a singular bike..

>>28964296
its convenient the same way the bus is convenient, faggot

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If you guys want to drink to shoomers or any of the other RIP bros that left us bros, i hunbly auggest the ShoomerTech beeru:

https://wildrosebrewery.com/pages/beers/wraspberry-ale

Also comes with a limited edition motorcyclist aluminum art, that was the only reason i tried it but its tasty too bros
>RIP ZX14R timeline
Theyre just such unique machine, gets to know you yknow? I can see why past owners end up getting another one lmao

Not that i will, im not like this

>>28964327
>its convenient the same way the bus is convenient
no it's not, you can't jerk off in the back of an eclutch

>>28964292
No im not thinking of MAID, but when that sets the precedent, itll nwver not snowball out of controll
>medically induced coma
>GEE LETS HARVEST HIS ORGANS NOW
because nobody was there to keep an eye

Its like the mafia having bodyguards in hospitals when their mob boss or capo got mean mogged by a acp45 barrage of tommygun YEEEEET, so ywah keep an eye out for your loved ones ig, same thing for medical circilumcision
You havebto wait the 8th day, just tell them that and they cant clqmp and cut but fuck a hospital and medical in general: tool of the serpent, i hate it, ill live by faith bros

Dont qorry,how longs you known me in Jesus Christ also, id not do a suicido on purposes

>>28964224
Anniversary paint jobs are usually pretty neato

>>28964310
Bro swrious? I can talk to my old supervisor to see what he thinks, hes pubjabi, but we kinda havent spoken in a while, but anyways he also did the turkey timeline for one hair transplant but that sounds designer expensive like plastic lmao

All i need is tendon reattachement, really so i cant see being that expensives

But also isnt india having gas shortages and banning travel for lack of jet fuel or something?

>>28964317
If you get the crf450rl upgrade the flywheel, i thibk thats next on my things to do rn for it

>>28964327
Having more ways to control your bike is like riding a bus, got it.

>>28964350
ceding control to a computer is like ceding control to a brown driver (soon to be a computer)

do I want KLE500?

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Reminder, the white lines on the road = certain death

>>28963910
Quality post
>>28964034
Based!

Don't know where to post this. If I post this on the boomer groups I'm usually in they just say some snide unrelated remark.

But damn me anyone else notice fb marketplace has cooled off for bike parts. K shaped economy wedge is deepening. Where are all the dudes who blow their tradie income?

we love tragg!!
https://streamable.com/4rbf7h

>>28964427
>barely leaning
>not tucking
>hitting 600cc speeds on the straights
GLWS

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>>28964437
>>hitting 600cc speeds on the straights
huh

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>>28964347
I found pic rel (2007 yz450f) close to me. Guy wants 2k. I’m going to go see it tomorrow. Will post if I come home with it.

>>28964380
>what is ECU

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>>28964452
lol like i said GLWS

>>28964465
damn he fast, I dont mind tho I know im not the fastest but I have fun)

I took a sawzall to my bike's air intake box so that I could get it out without removing the engine. oh well now I have to install pipercross foam filters onto the carbs.

>>28964423
usually it cools off by the time the season gets rolling around in earnest as everyones got what they need

>>28964455
previously controlled by the carb, no control was ceded to a computer

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fellas i just reminded that i basically now own at least 2 full sets of gear since i have the ADVENTURE helmet now. hipotetically speaking it means i can safely carry a pillion (female) if the event ever occurs...how do you ride with a passenger?
I heard there are two "ways" you either make them follow your torso so they lean with you and you just lean less or you tell them to stay straight up and handle it like a heavier 'ku.

i remember last year i saw two girls on a 125cc sumo in the city center, so it really shouldn't be a big deal to just carry someone else if you know how to ride, right?

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>>28963762
>I'll get a new bike once I become young and healthy
>Vibrations fucked my hands up
>seats make me feel discomfort
>Sucks to get old.
Nigga, I'm in my 50s and ride for around ten hours a day delivering parcels and the only (slight) discomfort that I feel is on my thumb knuckle that rubs against the grip stop when I twist the throttle. A callous has formed, like in the pic (not my hand), but I tolerate the discomfort because I'm not a little bitch.

So stop being a bitch boy and ride your fucking motorcycle. If it hurts then either:
A) Suck it up, princess
B) Get a better bike (ie. maxiscoot)

>>28964494
Doesn’t really matter much, you aren’t going to hit twisties with a second rider bc it throws the balance of the bike off. Very doable but not fun
women & motorcycles dont rly mix well unless its a punk girl on a dirt bike

>>28963910
why are those japanese girls eating american burgers?

>>28964494
>tell them to stay straight up
This way works best for me because my passenger sits much higher than me so we can't lean together in unison.

>>28964494
>leaning with a passenger
I'd be more inclined to counter-lean when I'm carrying a passenger because I won't be taking turns at +100 km/h.

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Now that ive been pondering the pajeet timeline, do you guys think if Shoomers travelled to india for hand surgeries that i could also reenact the man that would be king ultimate freemasonry boogaloo, but becomming the king of pajeetahstan?
Idk seems like a bad idea, but what else is there to do in india other than be eated by the wildlife there- or die from traffic accident or a hard job like trains?

I guess once recovered it would be a good staging ground for the benis to vagene meme tour, lretty sure those cities are in iran and turkey, but irans getting shitted on

Do i instead opt for the Shoomers becomes the tibetan monk timeline- and i rob wayne enterprises while searching for razahlghul insids his ninjago fortress somewhere innahimalayas?

So many questions
So few answers

Ladyboyland on the other hand, at least the foids will be tolerable, because theyre actually dudes, so you can mansplain things and they will understood
But otherwise, what else is there to ponder about?

Otherwise i think my crfs front tire is too fucked for a long road trip, might do an oil change rn while im contemplating medical interventionism: patients without borders and the MAID rebel alliance

Overall though, i think im less likely to die in thailand, but maybe thats less opportunity to becone king of pajeetastan

How many shoomerwifes per capita and also royal bloodline geneseeds exist in eithsr countries? Hopefully the vocaloid shoomerwife in dbt wont be jealous
>she is, i know it


If i go im never coming back so final warning the plane tiggit has to be a one-way and hopwfully they have bikes there and i wont be a nobike for long after jet lags

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>>28964539
>venom shoomer, a man denied his waifu.
>hiding from the canadian special forces while training third worlder riders for food deliveries in the twisties.
will the prosthetic hand be green kawy or honder red?

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>>28964539
lol, dropped into a random place and found one

>>28964544
suzuki is a really good brand

>>28964506
>not my hand
this MFs skin looking smooth as fuck im so honry now

>>28964493
What do you cede to a computer riding a bike with e-clutch?

>>28964509
good question, in japan they like the good and fun parts of american culture like hamborgers and harleys.

t. japan expert

^^^ check me reply to me

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>>28964539
What a bout a non-shithole?
https://www.realestatecroatia.com/eng/detail.asp?id=1158217

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>>28963998
Clutchless shifting is too hard for noobs. Using the clutch is too hard for bitches.
There's a lot of noob bitches buying bikes, simple as

>>28964087
Turbo busa with knobbies

>>28964141
He's going to jail for that zx14 reckless lol he'll be back when he gets out. This place is the best home he's ever had.

>>28964158
That's just what we get for riding 23 year old sportys. Mine just went from drips to puddles so I was FORCED to buy the billet pushrod tube base kit from HAMMER DAN of HAMMER PERFORMANCE(somehow half the price of the colony machine kit)

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>>28964555
checked

What/who is a shoomer?

>>28964571
its a motorcylce

>>28964570
Thanks, cute rare raimu

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Shiny installed on my Kawasaki Z900RS

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>>28964576
thanks, every now and then i open a random chapter and crop some panels to use here

>>28964565
>Using the clutch is too hard for bitches
wrong opinion because using a clutch in 2026 is akin to using a VCR player to watch porn. it's outdated technology that only boomers use.

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>>28964544
>"the RCMP could be here", he thought, ruminating to his currybowl within a dugout currystand next to the mango lassi street vendors


AHHHHHHHHHH

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Sometimes you meet the stupidest people on a Honda.

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Me i am he i am him, hane makea the sound in the bakuon anime, in replicating exhaust sounds, she said SHOOM and then rode the pedal bike im pretty sure its the world without bikes episode, but i havent watched it in a long time
But i know for a fact she said my name once in the show, hidden lore element
>>28964454
Baste, hope you sumo it

>>28964543
Have to stick to the predictive programming canon, obviously SNAKE rides hondas and red ones go faster

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>>28964558
Will the croatian surgeons charge me this house as tribute?
Why are we advertising real estate lmao, is that where you are?
Am i suppose to buy a house for us to wrench inside of????

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>>28964596
actually naked snake rides a triumph :)

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>>28964599
You are so wrong
Triumph is the brand of revolvert ocelotted, dont even larp

>>28964565
all vehicles should be with clutch so theres less retards on the road. if you cant drive standard, then keep riding the short bus retards

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>>28964565
all vehicles should be with kickstarter so theres less retards on the road. if you cant drive standard, then keep riding the short bus retards

>>28964614
oops >>28964605

>>28964599
why hide your shit, anon. Nobody gives a fuck what your plate says

>Rode for 450ish miles today
>no real issues except buddy ran out of gas
>get home
>throw shorts on
>unload bike
>immediately press calf into hot exhaust
I need to stop hurting my self with parked motorcycles.

>>28963668
you are forever tormented to be the only one to make a thread.
I should make another OSG

>>28964618
it has a gamer word in it

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>>28964626
how embarrassing!

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>>28964614
I agree with this, but big-battery will never let it happen

Looking at Honda Rebel 1100, stop me and pick another bike to look at plz

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You guys better yield when the Hells Angels are riding down THEIR road. You do that /dbt/, right?

>>28964732
I carry a gun that could kill a bear let alone a few 60 year old men

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I really want a 2 stroke

>have a set of Vortex rearsets the previous owner had with no bearing on the brake lever because they (and a bent break lever) were stuck on a mushroomed footpeg
>get bearings that should be the right size
>won't fit over the peg because it is also presumably mushroomed
Man this design sucks. Also incidentally like every one of these rearsets that has ever hit the ground on the right has the brake lever bent at the back by the master attachment point because the adjuster plate gets shrekked and the entire thing bends in rather than the peg breaking.

>>28964740
they're a lot of fun, get one

>>28964715
https://www.t-rex-racing.com/category-s/2504.htm
I cast wallet tears.

>>28964784
I think the only thing I'd get out of this is the crash bars. I'm just on the fence about whether I want actual crash bars or just some pegs up there to rest my feet on.

>>28964787
I think you can get clip on pegs for crash bars.

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Ducks in a row

>>28964795
Or I could just rest my feet on the bars. Those ones hang pretty low so my feet would sit on them pretty comfortably. I just know the next thing I'm doing is putting on a windscreen.

>Parking bike
>Dude walking by Damn, that's a nice bike
Some days i love riding
>>28964801
Those are some cool ducklings

>>28964801
That's a goose, retard.

>>28964821
I actually call them Robin, Sparrow, and Mr. Train from back to front

>>28964787
You need a center stand. On every bike.

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Be careful out there bros
Graffiti almost kiled the shooms

>>28964873
not on a dirt bike

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>>28964882

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>>28964896
I should put that there but im lacking a paint marker bros
Maybe i should return for the vengeance timeline

>>28964897
don't forget to put the official /DBT/™ sticker as well

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>>28964903
Wtf now i need express shipping or a custom printjob
You said this would be easy :(

>>28964347
Apparently, we have gas and fuel shortage, prices have increased for sure, few airlines have shutdown, but its all mostly operational.

>>28964801
So cool. That's a cute lil Suzuki

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>>28964916
there is another certified /DBT/™ method

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>>28964931
Dang a stencil graffiti setup wouls look pretty dank on one of my fairings ngl
Fug bros i had too many pink beerus, its RIP on unlimited pizza thursdays at wherwver the fuck this restaurant places is RIP
/blogpost

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>>28964931

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It has arrived

>>28964583
Thanks! That basically means you're one ignf my favorite anonys.

>>28964605
all vehicles should be with carburetor so theres less retards on the road. if you cant drive standard, then keep riding the short bus retards

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>>28964983
CARBURETED
KICKSTARTED
MAGNETO IGNITED
I AM THE DINO RIDAHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6w2Ex696A

redpill me on super tenere
im 6'0 is that enough?

>>28965002
Inseam matters more.
I have a 34" inseam and I'm not even 6'
Either way you should be fine. You don't really put both feet down anyways

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>>28965002
>>28965003

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11 years ago today

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>>28965045
>Europeans bitching about American road design
>Design an "on ramp" minus an onramp
>???

What in the goddamn?

im looking for my first bike and theres a guy selling a 2004 hornet 600f that hasnt ran since 2020 for 700 euros. otherwise its complete

should i go for it? im getting my license in 2 weeks i think fitting new tires and cleaning out the carb should be all i need to do.

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>>28965045
DROBE!!!!!
This is my 9/11

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>>28965052
There was an on-ramp, I just didn't use it because panicking and braking made me run wide so I ended up in the right hand lane.

>>28965045
Hope you're still going strong.

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>>28965054
Whoa, GSAnon!! Good to see you brother

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>>28965056
Aye, don't ride as much as I used to as a uni student but I still do

>>28965053
>2004 hornet 600f that hasnt ran since 2020
>cleaning out the carb should be all i need to do.
Uh, maybe, but probably not. If the solution to fixing a non-running bike is simple, a seller will normally do it to make the most money. Rarely are there ever good deals on bikes that just need the tiniest bit of TLC. Probably something much worse is wrong with it.
I don't know if €700 is an average or even good price in your cunt, but my recommendation to anyone getting a first bike is always to make sure it's something that RUNS and you can RIDE away.

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Oh no. I'm posting during Euro hours!
>>28965055
I #neverforget
Nothing is more dangerous than riding tired. br/o/ther.
>>28965057
HELL YEAH!!!

>>28965057
>I still do
That's all I wanted to hear. Any amount after something like that is good.

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>>28965063
ngl I was apprehensive about on-ramps for a few weeks after that. But I was already shopping for a new bike while still at the hospital, I had a SEM (the very first one) to attend to after all!!

>>28965062
True
One reason I don't ride as much anymore is that I avoid going out tired. And I've become paranoid about deer and boar running into the road after dusk, it's a common occurrence here

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>>28965069
P A C K M U L E
There's a guy on facebook called "AdventurePotential" if you look him up he's put his GS500 through hell and back.
I wonder if /dbt/ ever had an ER5 rider.
We need the trifecta.

Honda
Redacted
Suzuki
Kawasaki

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>>28965092
>I wonder if /dbt/ ever had an ER5 rider.
RIP SEF

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>>28965093
Godbless

>>28965093
how do you let go of the handlebars without crashing?

>>28965110
1. Have a functioning sense of balance

>>28965110
...have you ever ridden a bicycle?
Rake, caster, you ever notice how bike basically ride themselves so long as they're going in a straight line?

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Are my pads gone?
I have 3600 miles on them right now.

>>28965158
are they crooked? looks like the slide pins need grease

>>28965110
Jinba ittai 人馬一体

When you reach that stage with your bike it basically rides itself.

>>28965062
>Nothing is more dangerous than riding tired
riding in a ghetto, wetbacks will wait until you pass to swing their doors wide open without warning

>>28965110
You can’t, that anon died.

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why buy 2 years old used transalp
when you can 26 years old 2000 RD07 for the same price?

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>>28965210
i wish we had these still being made instead of all the ADVboomerslop. the modern africa twins arent even close to the same

Dont know what to get next. Feels like ive tried it all. Previous bikes
>dr125
>hornet 600
>xt660x
>mt01
>crf300l
>fireblade
>naked busa

At this moment i dont have license because police took it. Maybe something really slow that wont get me in trouble again like that new monkey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--lGOPT0kZM
I don't understand why he bitches about Pulse, it is nicer of the two.
If the battery charged in 5 minutes and the cost was 5k lower ICE bikes would be obsolete.

>>28965217
>At this moment i dont have license because police took it.

A push bike

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>>28965217
super cub

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How hard is making my own brake lines going to be?

>>28965232
Why do you want to make them?

>>28965236
Old italian scooter I'm working on needed new levers but oem ones are not findable so I got some amazon ones but the outlet is in a different spot and the banjo fitting won't line up.

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>>28965181
Idk what you mean by crooked. But yeah I should probably grease this. My bike needs to get cleaned.

>>28965217
Honda magna

>>28965232
define make your own brake line
are you molding a rubber line from fresh rubbers?
are you stitching the braid fiber or 3d print it yourself?
I still think its better to just buy pre made brake lines

>>28965232
its not hard you just need the right tools. same with cables, dont fuck around with cheap shit if you know whats good for you, or have them custom made.

>>28965238
Coremoto my man. Extremely customizable

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Any of you lives in a rainy country and ride the whole year? How is it like?
I want to buy a bike but I'm hesitating on the model since I also hesitate if I'll be riding it the whole year or not. I'm from Belgium and we pretty much spend half the year under the rain and two of these are snowy as fuck.
So I was wondering if I should go for a roadster or a touring bike (I also would like to make long trips with it).

Any recommendations for a model of bike that's solid for these AND look good? My main problem is that I love roadster/naked bikes looks and don't enjoy gran tourer's ones.

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>>28965297
Touring bikes are phenomenal for long trips but a little less fun in town.
I think you need a croozer that you can load up. pic rel is my 2002 VTX1800 but you might like a street glide.

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>>28965309
She looks good naked too. Damn i should take the windshield and speakers off

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>>28965297
the only bikes i can think of that will be practical in shitty year round weather are dual sport types and sidecars. and for winter you will need studs in your tires. i dont know which but some bikes you can install the side skirts and large windshield like on the super cubs to block most of the splash and road grime from blasting your legs and body.

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Is this a good idle?

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>Gave my first motorcycle wave while getting groceries yesterday
I've finally made it, anon. Even though I'm at the top, I won't forget you all

>>28964264
come to portugal my friend, you can recover that hand while eating tasty pastry with the other hand in the beach

>>28965297
kinda miserable
but in my shithole people here do it anyway cause good chunk of people here cant afford cars
light rain make road slippery and heavy rain randomly turn road turn into mud river and then MX track after it dry
generally you probably want off road capable rides
since you cant see pot hole during rain so you want long suspension bike so you can fall into it without breaking your fork
but of course if you are a first worlder with good road then it doesnt matter i guess

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>>28965373
It feels good

>>28965398
>first worlder with good road
Sadly, just having a solid GDP doesn't mean shit in the face of a fuckup county works department head.