>>28963880
Hmm maybe I’ll swing by or something if I’m not busy

>>28963880
why are all these on the west coast. come to Fl/o/rida

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>start where all the prime driving roads are
>drive away for hours through boring bullshit


why

I'll show up after i get my jaw surgery and hair transplant. i'm too incel right now

Chp here I will post up faggots and get haul your ass to jail

>>28963880
I keep saying I'll go but never do. Im going this year, fuck it

I'm a girl now, I think I saw you guys at fanime.

>>28963959
>traffic
>basedricers
>cops
>some are good for a minute but no more

better than soical tho

>>28963930
Awesome.
The AIDS super spreader is bringing meth.

>>28963880
>Porterville of all places
I keep forgetting how close some of you niggas are to me.

>>28964850
sup Jeremy?

hans are you bringing the busa

The blowbang takes place in Alabama Hills right likelast year?

Lot of cocks about to get sucked again lik 2024

>>28963947
the east coast is GAY as FUCK

Some of you are alright. Don't go to Schat's that weekend.

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It's already been a whole year huh?

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Sip boys will be there

I hope you guys aren’t as gay and retarded as /k/.

I will bring brownies.

>>28965479
There better be cum in those brownies otherwise I don't want it

>starting @ alices on a friday
OP i want the crack u are smoking

>>28967058
All the crack. All the crack in the bay area concentrated.

>>28967904
Mm gimme all dat man-crack *slurp*

>>28963880
>Sherman's Ass

nah bruh, Sonora or YoSemite cumming back mo' betta

Thanks for the ai overview kekw

Is every one white?

>>28963880
>northern california has /o/ meets
>seattle area has /o/ meets
>no /o/regon meets
sad

>>28968250
I’m the only white person

>>28968250
Me I'm a white, I'm from northern India

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>>28963880
no

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>>28968717
Pussy

>>28968832
according to this line you'd drive right past me
also why random woman

>>28968872
Foating YouTube video

everything is smooth while you are in the turnpike, then hells begins

Never would've guessed /o/ is just a bunch of San Francisco trannies

>>28968889
I'll already be making a 2000 mile round trip to a convention in florida later this year I can't be doing a 5000 mile trip to CA as well
/o/ meetups should be at the tail of the dragon so I can show you guys how easy it is to destroy a set of brake rotors

>>28968905
I'm from Manteca actually

>>28968250
Does castizo count?

>>28969025
>Stockton suburbs
congrats on not getting killed

>>28968832
WTF stop gangstalking me. I litrally just drove this route mid-Atlandick to Sack last week. 3 days, 2 motels, 0 STDs

>>28964850
Why does Porterville feel so feddy? Is it one of those towns that is basically just an army base? I saw a bunch of planes in the area.

>>28968832
If it took you 3 days did you have to pay for a hotel for those nights? Seems expensive between gas and lodging.

>>28969138
Slept in my car, drove 60. Averaged 45mpg.

A lot of cocks are getting sucked on this trip.

Several at a time perhaps. I like rubbing the tips together, because they flinch to act like they do not like it.

>>28969361
That sounds hot someone wake me up when this happens I always miss it

who else going on their bicycle

can someone drive me to the top of sonora pass?

>>28969039
>the conquistador rape baby thinks hes european...
Stop trying to be White.
Embrace your own heritage.
To do otherwise is spitting in the face of all your ancestors that were sacrificed on the altar to bring the rains back.

>>28970090
You must have a tight ass from riding that bicycle, idk let's negotiate.

>>28969128
Based, what did you haul?

>>28968280

>>28970181

we could but im not on a bottomfriendly diet right nao so if you dont mind a grippy choco paradise we can ty. I think most meets everyone does oral tho less risk of sti

California /o/ meets are awesome because we're guaranteed a fag will die.
Cant wait for the dashcam footage.

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I'm going to bring my fox.
Can all furries please do not wear a suit, she is a rescue and is afraid of furries, she has ptsd

>>28963880
Man I really want to go to this.

Happy killdozer day, frens

>>28969039
mom said you can be white but only if you're nice and share your xbox with me

>>28963880
What time are you all leaving. I want to see if it's possible for me to come up for the ride friday morning or if im fucked having to find you all in lone pine

All the unemployed bayfags leave 8am. Wageslaves leave after work. Gayfags don't even do the meet and just show up the hotel Saturday night for the orgy.

Either way you'll be in good cumpany. Can always join the man-train across the (p)ass on the way back

my parents agreed to give me a ride to the top of sonora pass
see you guys there

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>>28963947
too many fenceposts iirc

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Bad news guys, my wife saw the meet post on my ipad and she got upset at me because I had originally told her I was going to be busy working all weekend.

She said she already called CHP and warned them about the route and that if i go she'll report the car as stolen since all our cars are in her name.

>>28974647
How many years has she been doing this? Get a divorce already.

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>>28974647
shut up retard

>>28963880
I'm not going to lie, drove through Lone Pine about a week ago on a road trip. It was a cool town, wish I could've explored more. Saw a whole new side to Cali I didn't even know existed coming up through Palmdale - Mojave - California City way. Reminded me of that movie From Dusk Til Dawn after they hit the bar.

If you want another scenic trip turn off avoid highways and drive to Topona, NV after you get there.

>>28973684
Well shit. That would mean I'm coming up Thursday night to be there for the Friday. I wanted to enjoy the drive up from socal

Is this meet Troon friendly?

>>28976331
no

>>28963880
As a Californian this is a horrific road trip. Going through all the trashiest shit pit areas of the state holy shit.

>>28976377
nobody cares

>>28977224
Nobody cares is correct, nobody is going to drive 10+ hours through the worst parts of the state for this shit.

>>28977328
ok, u can cry while we have fun

>>28976377
As someone who's done it prob 10 times it's actually great

Just emailed Chad Bianco about this.

>>28963880
Do not get roped into this, that shit goes through some of the trashiest parts of California. You will see trash like you have never seen before and probably get stabbed or shot.

>>28968832
Philadelphia br/o/?

>>28977838
The only people who attend these events are the bottom feeders of society.
You know how all the crackheads get along with eachother on skidrow?
Ya. It will be like that.

>>28976377
>shit pit

>>28977982
>bottom feeders

Stop turning me on... *slurps tongue* :demon emoji:

>>28976331
Quite so. A lot of gock size comparisons happen followed by prison bingo.

thats where everyone bukkakes a miku plushie and the last one to buss noms on it :3

>>28977371
Can't wait to see the "fun" you guys are having, aka another shitbox crashed in the desert. Same thing every cali meet

>>28978058
Bring the rsx

Yay, a 4chan meetup I'm a Filipino femboy looking for a chud daddy~

why do these threads get so fucking gay

>>28979001
always happens when you check it out

>>28963880
Based on some quick calculations this is $300 per car in gas costs alone because of commiefornia's gas prices.

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6 hr drive!! how many guys will i be allowed to have sex with

>>28979034
Car?

>>28979001
>why is a thread focused around San Francisco full of fags?!
Its a mystery....

>>28979216
its focused around a small town in the desert

>>28979522
The destination is a small town.
Any /o/ users close enough to participate are living in Sodom.
Faggot.

Are straight ppl allowed at this meet?

>>28979563
you must surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed

>>28979546
the drive there isn't the meet

I luv starigth men nya~

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Yall niggies dun lucked out

>land of the commies
ill never go there. whenever im chilling at lake tahoe im crazy nervous because the commies are in plain sight

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>>28980148
>land of Commies
>highest state GDP in the entire world

>>28979216
>>28979563
>>28979578
>>28979832
For me my favourite part is finding the biggest dicked driver and the smallest dicked driver.
I like the variation in giving one some absolute slurpy and the other one being a mad gagger (of my throat!).

I tap each on my tongue when they blow

Cant wait to see this meet on the news as a Monkey pox Superspreader event.
Reminder that there are HIV+ faggots attending this event.

Eh, what am I saying, none of you care. Youre already dead inside

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Reminder that the meet is not Friday or Sunday, that is a gay psyop by a bunch of bay area chucklefuck losers because they all live near each other and jack each other off every Saturday night too.
If you live anywhere else but the bay area, do not even consider following their loser route, either meet up with the NEET gigachads at 9am at safeway in sornoa or just head straight to lonepine.

And don't even think about bringing your stupid tofu car, this is what happened to the last guy that brought a bullshit car and started larping about some japanese shit.

And by 9am sonora I mean Friday. The sonora pass is cool. Just don't skip work over if or some shit, not worth it. It's mostly unplanned

>5 hour drive from actual NorCal to get to N/o/rcal meet
sounds legit

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I can finally make it to a Lone Pine meet.

>>28981196
>>28981252
Jeebus christ these cars are embarrassing

Please no homo meth hobos raeping me

>>28981266
That's partly why we painted the one car
Idk about the other, the dude was in a crashed car and had his wife with him, she had to weigh like 480lbs. Felt sorry for him but also he was pretty chill so he got to drive in the back with the lamb and the mclaren wankers that didn't want to drive fast

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>>28981196
safeway,? sonora? lone pine? friday? sunday wtf?!!!!! make it make sense!!! how about if your in SJ or nearby and want to meet up at sunol gas Friday after work and mob out there holding dicks together say i!!!!!!!!

>cant bring my assrifle-15
dropped

>>28980856
>muh bigger numbers
you sound republican

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I don't have a car can I ride with someone? In exchange I'll do anything you want in the hotel after...

>>28981996
hotel?

Any bulls coming? Trying to convince my girlfriend to get her poopstar pounded, will re-imburse for any hotel fees

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rest in pieces bora

>>28982803
What the smoked meth is going on with that tow dolly

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i change my mind

>>28983415
just stay strapped lil bro

>>28983475
guns and rapist homos in the desert, what could go wrong?

>>28983415
I went to /o/ meet once, everybody crashed.

>>28981186
>Youre already dead inside
Literally this. I pray to die every day.

>>28982323
Post car pls

>>28984671
Post cock first.

>>28984834
I can't, my cock is banned from 4chan. That's how seriously I take this bull thing.

>>28963930
Just got my TDI manual swap done, might swing by at 50mpg

Times almost here.
Make your bets.

Im going with:
>4 crashes (4 events, not 4 cars)
>2 cars totalled.
>3 hospitalized
>1 death (single occupant, cliff diver)

>>28987143
lone pine meet has never had a crash

>>28980148
>commies
Just say mexicans
This state is absolutely beyond flooded with mestizo biomass

>>28987472
Big Sur? More like Big Saar am I right?

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>>28963880
has anyone gotten raped at one of these? i wanna go but I dont wanna get raped

>>28988234
Just wear a butt plug so it hurts less

>>28988234
There's been a couple instances of people getting their drinks cosby'd at the saloon in town, but the mindblowing orgasms and waking up feeling rested pretty much mean what you fear won't happen. just be sure to pack condoms on you at all times and a sticker indicating that if you do end up face down ass up to please wear one.

>>28988234
>dont want to be anally raped
>majority of people from San Francisco.
I dont think its a place for you.
Theyre doing it on "juneteenth", during fag pride month.
Majority of the people youll meet are degenerates.

>>28988349

no no, let him come so we can cum. he will be fine

wat the itinerare

let's hit 168 first again while it's cool in the AM
then south to Whitney's Poorhole and Horsepoop Meadow
lunch?
is there airfield orgy before dinner/hotel orgy

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will there be a group photo? i need my coworkers and family to know i have cool friends.

>>28963880
Is there a discord so i can get more info?

Do we meet at alice's and what time?

>>28988574
Airfield just fucks up tires we should skip it this year.

>>28989634
Does no one sweep it prior to use? If someone would go out the night before we can tar and bad sections or use quick set

>>28989654
ROFLMAO imagining 4chingularity users having the mental or physical coordination to do any kind of task like prep an airstrip

>>28989694
they can't even figure out a time or place to meet, much less fix a road

>>28988888
quints mean it shall be so

>>28989703
There was a model test of a Tesla Model X Plaid and Tesla wanted to prove the car could do an under 2 second 0-60, but would ONLY loan a car out if the magazine only tested it on a prepped drag strip. The magazine said it wanted to test it both on a prepped strip, and on a regular track, and Tesla refused. So they somehow I think got the prepped numbers (of course under 2) and then the non-prepped numbers (above 2)
really explained what kind of a company Tesla is

When you gonna be in the Sonora junction area, that’s as close as you get to Reno and that’s where I am

>>28989915
probably around 9/10am

>/o/ meet
>just a bunch of retarded larpers with shitboxes and stock 'performance' cars with nonfunctional mods who think theyre fast because they did a track day exactly one (1) time
i bet none of you could even crack 2:30 on buttonwillow irl, simshitters dont count

Where is everyone? I showed up to the hotel with my dick out as instructed, saying the code word for the orgy, and they told me I need to leave

>>28990397
Dude.
Its so much worse than you can imagine.
The absolute dregs of society.

You poorfags better go suck some dick behind a dumpster to pay for some gopros so this shit gets livestreamed.
You sodomites can live on in infamy as we watch you burn to death at the bottom of a ravine- over and over in every ylyl thread for the next 20 years.
Will be even funnier when your family is bankrupted from the wildfire lawsuit because "your car" was registered to your mom....

Im coming up tomorrow, does anyone have a campground they're staying at

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>>28990572
>>28990904
gotta get that hate out your head son

this group is about LOVE. man love.
man boy love.
North American Man Boy Love Ass-ociation

>>28990268
on Friday I assume?

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Hopefully I'll catch you fuckers up there

>>28991039
Yeah we just passed a few minutes ago, heading to Bridgeport for jolly kone

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>>28991453

>>28991481
how many people are there?
who has the nicest car?
any females?

>>28991495
12 including your mom

Lol.
Cant wait for the group photo.
I guarantee it will look like the lobby of a San Francisco Starbucks durgiveaway. pride event guveaway.

>>28991495
The nicest car is a 1996 Toyota Camry

>>28991672
>he thinks hes making a joke....

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Just made it into lonepine.
Finally had a chance to go out and visit the lake that has the weird caves things.

>>28989634
Well we are going to have to, it's blocked off, they're paving the northbound lanes of 395 through there and the got the crossover blocked off.

Im taking a fuel break. Where are the tards gathering up in the Alabama hills? Will it be obvious when there's a hoard of shitboxes

>>28991966
yeah the Dow villa

>>28991969
Good to know. I should be rolling into town around 7-8. Im coming up from Barstow

>>28991062
Where are you? We gonna go get some tacos at the truck at some point

>>28991985
No I mean most if not all people stay in hotels, but dow is full,

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Half way there

Testing. The amount of unsucked cocks in this town will be reduced by Sunday.