The upper management & c-level wagieholics at my company have decided to scrap the only good thing that came out of the pandemic (wfh) and now I will be forced in to the cage - four times a weekSince the supposed amazing public transport system in my western european country is just disgusting and tiresome, I plan on simply commuting by car (would be just a 25 min drive to the office)So my question would be, which car is the easiest and most effortless to drive, like so smooth and intuitive that it almost feels like it’s driving itself
chevy suburban high country
>>28964377>>28964385Although it’s probably a pretty comfy ride, those are pretty rare here and I would get taxed to death
Tesla Model 3 or Y.>only one pedal>bunch of active safety shit>don't need a key, just uses your phone>auto parks when you open the door>lets you know when a light turns green through an audible ding>automatically sets your destination to home or work when you get in the car (not sure how it knows)>very little maintanence>updates automatically>no dealership to deal with. Just buy it at set price and be off.Bunch of other stuff that I am too lazy to list.
>>28964370The people I know who wfh do drugs and watch anime all day while making 6 figs. Just buy a car, any car, you pathetic faggot.
get the cheapest Chinese piece of garbage you can find, euro, not like you're allowed to have fun in the streets anyway
>>28964395lol europe>>28964396gay car but op lives in a gay commie state so this checks out, just get the fagmobile op
>>28964408Antisemitism is gay now?
>>28964421low iq pol talking point is too transparent try something else
>>28964370i'm sorry my friend, my faggot boss is doing the same thing. after 6 years of WFH, he decided that he wants to larp as some kind of bigshot tech boss, so he's calling everyone back into the office.it's a 45 minute commute (I'm rural, on acreage).I've decided I'm just not going to do it.
>>28964429Oh no! You have to work to get paid!? Heaven forbid! The people working in the grocery store you use make $16/hr no benefits and have to lug boxes around in freezer rooms.I respect the “just not gonna do it” attitude, a lot, but let’s be real here, going into work isn’t a big ask when you’re paid well.
>>28964370Any high-end EV with good noise isolation and few alarm yaps. Don't buy a boring crossover.
>>28964426>complains about >>>/pol/ while calling things "gay"
>>28964436They're doing a real job, with real work, that can only be done on site.if you have a 'job' that can be done at home, and there's no real upside to being in the same physical space as the same people with similar 'jobs' -- it's silly.Spending 90 extra minutes out of your day in a car, and spending obscene amounts of money on gas to facilitate that is silly.
>>28964370A Tesla literally drives itself
>>28964447this is an even lower iq post than your other one. stop replying to me.
>>28964449I’m a software engineer, my friends from college are software engineers. They do drugs and watch tv or play video games on another monitor all day and cheat steal or AI their work. They bitch about having an 8am teleconference where they don’t even have to say anything.If those grocery workers are going into work and need to maintain a car and be monitored every hour, maybe they should be paid more? Just do your damn job, go to work if you want to be paid well.
>>28964396>teslanever ever
>>28964459Skill issue
Xiaomi SU7
>>28964458that's okay.thank you for your concern though
>>28964463:3I’d fire your ass so hard. You don’t even want to go to work but expect to be paid 3-10x what those who do get? Do you see how that looks?
>>28964464Working from home is fine for my job, it's been working great for a few years now. This is just a case of a cunty faggot shithead boss who wants to appear like a bigshot.There's literally no solid business case for leasing a building, paying for utilities, etc just so he can have his minions in the same building.Fuck him.As for the grocery store guys, I mean, could they do another gig and make more money?
>>28964467I disagree. I’m a software engineer, I like to get my work done as quickly as possible.But, when you go to the office you work. It is a significant difference in output.There’s no “oh, I have a sofa delivery that I’m just going to be paid for without working,” or “my aunt really needed someone to talk to for an hour as I wave the mouse around.”If you don’t want to go into work, justify why you should be paid multiple times more than someone who has to have a running car to get to work, where a car failure could get them fired.This is how other people see it, be aware of that.
>>28964396>>only one pedalWHAT
>>28964457Go back
Any Audi will work.
>>28964370>Low effort drivingthe eternal bottom
>>28964459>>tesla>never everWhy?
>>28964491lowest build quality and quality control in the industry
>>28964516Any evidence of this? I can check my car right now.
>>28964469>I’m a software engineeryou're a commie desu>blah blah your effort should dictate your pay, not your skills, not the difficulty of your job, but how hard you workAny shit chucking ape can lug boxes in a warehouse, but it takes a special kind of code monkey to call himself a 'software engineer'.Roughly speaking driving in is going to be a tax of about $450 a month in gas, and an extra 7.5 hours of time I could spend on better things. So yeah, fuck my boss for pulling this shit :)Sorry you're too much of a bootlicking cunt to realize needlessly pulling remote workers in IT gigs into an office to satisfy managerial egos is silly. Keep fighting the good fight for the common working man though comrade!
>>28964522picrel >>28964459
>>28964522how is checking your car going to disprove quality control issues LOL
>>28964524Seems fake. My Tesla and every Tesla in my neighborhood doesn't have that issue. Did someone take that pic after an accident? Pretty common for cars to do that after crashing.
>>28964534A quick google search would do the trick >Tesla’s uneven exterior and interior panel gaps are a widely documented issue across models, caused by aggressive production ramp-ups and manufacturing tolerances.
>>28964588You do realize people get to see the entire car before accepting it, right? I'm not sure if you've ever purchased a car, but you get to look at it before committing. This means there are three possibilities:1. The photo is before delivery. So it would be noticed and rejected.2. The photo is after an accident, which there are plenty of photos of.3. The photo is of someone who didn't care, making the issue irrelevant.
>>28964588that's an ai response lololol
>>28964631>ai summary of 100 sources all saying the same thing with evidences >IS LE BAD
>>28964377Euro here, I thought SUVs were meant to have high ground clearance? What's the actual benefit of driving one of these if not for off-road capability? Don't tell me you guys drive huge heavy fuel inefficient cars just out of fear of being called gay?
>>28964759they're for driving around your family.
>>28964370life is short, get a miata or something you can change gears in manually and that has a high redline that you can utilize in your gay, failed socialist experiment. Ideally, quit your job and wfh for an overseas country so you can make more money and take advantage of socialist benefits.
>>28964759These have air suspension and that's probably the lowest highway or entry position. People drive them on-road because they're extremely practical and extremely comfy. While they are huge they're only 400lbs heavier than a M5 Touring. They also get 30+mpg highway which is not inefficient here in the free world. tldr: because we can.
>>28964762But I can do that in my A6 Avant.
>>28964767lol
Tesla won
>>28964429That's just precursor to layoffs, anon, not because the dude wants to be 'bigshot tech boss'. He's being told to do this.
>>28964370>like so smooth and intuitive that it almost feels like it’s driving itselfA Tesla that drives itself. Not my style; but if you just want to be commuted with minimal effort then that's the way to go.
>>28964395They're really pretty disappointing when it comes to comfort. Maybe they're gatekeeping the good stuff for the Escalade.
>>28964892Tesla's full auto driving thing isn't offered in Europe. Probably mix of not enough data & regulations.
>>28964469Lol bullshit, I go to the office once a week and I do way less work there then I do at home. In the office, we spend half a day drinking coffee, talking about bullshit and eating lunch.
>>28964370Dacia Spring
>>28964370Lexus lbxSlightly bigger than a Honda fitBut with the comfiness of a lexus
>>28964523>Any shit chucking ape can lug boxes in a warehousesounds like you couldn't kek
>>28964370Something electric, buy a BYD Dolphin if it needs to be cheap
>>28965298I'm a code monkey like that other guy. Yes I could lug boxes in a warehouse for 32k a year; or I can make ~200k sitting in my boxers at home... well 110k after i resign from the job that's getting called back into the office.
>>28964370Buy a car that is compatible with the comma 4. It is an aftermarket part that adds self driving functionality to your car. Works well.
>>28964370I drove a mazda mx-5 1.6, that was effortless. perfect rev matches every time.
>>28965435nb
>>28965330Why are you STEM people so stupid? Have fun getting replaced by Jeets and AI.
>>28964634Take this kiddie shit back to your containment website
>>28965888>t. bottom feeding NEET.
>>28966015No? I had a job when I was in the 3rd grade. I've never been unemployed a day since my first real job. Now I work in a AI and Jeet proof trade.
>>28964370Miata>but it doesn't drive itself MIATA IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
>>28964467Someone needs to be the grocery store guy, and they deserve to be paid enough to deal with the drooling masses and live comfortably.
>>28966023>he thinks jeets won't eventually flood trades, just like mexicans did
>>28966244Construction, landscaping, and roofing aren't trades. If a job requires a license and moreover insurance for your work, they straight up aren't doing it.Mexicans are incapable of following the law at an intrinsic, spiritual level
>don't have a car>only 25 min driveyou obviously don't like cars so just get anything