>Listen here, chud. Nobody cares that you drive an SUV.>Now let me tell you why your a stupid fucking moron with a small penis for driving an SUV.Do anti SUV people really think we care about what others drive?
They should sell an off-road minivan with knobbly tires, a lift, AWD, and a rear locker
>>28965954so an SUV?
>>28965954I don't think it had a rear locker, but 3/4 ain't bad.
>>28965954Yeah, then people could pretend they use those things on a Minivan too
I like minivans.
>>28965955no, bigger and unibody>>28965958way too narrow and shortamericans are big and fat and have lots of stuffminivans aren't even large enough >>28965959I take rough dirt roads all the time.
>>28965953God damn this dude is always whining about something. Gas stoves are bad, SUVs are bad, your water heater is bad, boo hoo all day long.
>>28965953>Metra shirtthat guy is a /n/igger through and through
>>28965960That's not a minivan. That's a van.
what need do i have for a minivan? sedans suit me just fine
Everyone is always trying to be "THE GUY." The one who always knows something you don't to put into their viral content. You see it in the fitness youtuber stuff, too. >don't do this>DO THISHow complicated can facepulls be?
>>28966126Try being a mature adult and you'll find plenty of uses for a van, SUV or pickup truck.
>has minivan>never hauls a familylmao do minivanners really? Must be compensating for being unable to start a family. I haul my family of five in my Miata all the time.
>>28966145He is a homosexual.I hope that puts in context.
>>28966146pottery
Has the meaning of chud been reduced to [person I don't like]
>>28966155pretty much. First it was the movie CHUD 1984. Then the troons used it as an insult because they can't say anything actually offensive. Then the chuds took it for themselves because it's funny. Now normalfags got their grubby hands on it and misuse it.
>>28966157they won't take it away from meCause I'm a ChudI'm an IncelWhat are they doing here?Billions must Die.
>>28966118It's a smaller version of a regular van, a mini-van if you will.
>>28965953Just explain the tech into the bag bro
What purpose does an SUV serve? It can't do truck stuff like hauling. It most likely has an inefficient gas-guzzling V8. Its off-roading capabilities are outclassed by the likes of a Toyota T100 or Subaru Baja. Team Minivan all day err day.
>>28966242trackhawks are just cool im afraid
>>28965953He is autistically 100% correct.A minivan is the most practical thing.As humans we have preferences, and disagree with him.But technically, on an alien Asperger level, he is correct.
>>28966258Why not just get a Challenger or Charger Hellcat then?
>>28966269too small for my huge family that i got from owning a cool suv and not a gay minivan
>>28966242IMO SUV means a lifted car that has crappy bouncy suspension and that falloveryness that only an SUV can get you.That's my local experience I'm sure yours differs.SUV and lowered cars are the only ones that slow to a crawl for speed bumps.
>>28965953Nobody thinks normies care that is why they are making fun of you. Normies and their cuck cages are a mystery to car enthusiasts.
>>28966146Even if he's gay that's not his car. It's his parents'. He just borrowed it to explain how Toyota hybrid drive works on his main channel.
>>28966301Billy Mumy is gay?The Lost in Space kid?Who saw that coming?
>>28965955with sliding doors
>>28965953>do SUV people really thinkNo, you are quite literally NPCs and you don't have a consciousness in the classical sense of the word
>>28965953Is that toyota, I'm guessing its a toyota because they pay SO MANY youtube car channels.
Why are millennials so obsessed with shilling hideous fucking minivans
>>28966518They're old enough to have been socialized to hate wagons, old enough to have kids, but too young to go full boomer NPC
>>28966518are full size SUVs any less hideous?
>>28966518>toyotashillbuxThat's why. toyota knows its more important to spend money on making sales rather than aftersales support on their defective shit. People that fall for this shit deserve every bit of it, even if they enjoy being humiliated
>>28966535No but at least they're not minivans.
>>28966535Yeah. Anything remotely boxy is less hideous than a blobshit minivan.
>>28966545>boxy is goodwhat third world country are you from?
>>28966555America is iterally the home of boxy cars retard Blobshit/eggshit was a fucking cancer imposed upon us in the 90s and 2000s and millennials keep shilling them because of nostalgia.
>>28966559>America is iterally the home of boxy cars retard yes and it's also approaching majority non-white (and it already is for the under 30 demographic.) answer my question.
>>28966141Ironically, they just parrot opinions. If i had a nickel for every video with the title "Don't get a fast car, get a slow car and drive it fast" or some bullshit like that, i'd be a billionaire. These people really think they're imparting some secret hidden knowledge.
>>28966562>answer my questionAmerica> yes and it's also approaching majority non-whiteYeah, as cars got less boxy and more blobshit, america became more mongrelized and mexican. Makes sense now?
>>28966297a minivan literally is a cuck cage, anon.
>>28966261How is a minivan practical when they can't tow, haul or go off road?
I’m not giving this guy any more views.Rundown? I assume he’s going to say that he has transcended ego and crossed to the communist plane where everyone must be same and individual preferences are evil. Am I off?
>>28966567America is a continent
>>28966545>boxy goodkia makes just the carnival for you
>>289665852 continents.
>>28966580>when they can't towI seen plenty of caravans over the years towing boats (they def shouldn't have) and trailers all over cottage country>haul Literally designed to take an entire family of 5+everybody's shit, the dog, strollers, and a picnic>or go off road?Ahh yeah the thing you go out of your way that some people do once a year ever maybe. or just send it because the beauty of a van is knowing and realising most vehicles are, at some point, disposable
>>28966603>sometime in the future people will be attacked for never hauling a caravan or a family with their minivan>tell them to just get a truck, bro. you don't even have a family.
>>28966603I see minivans towing dangerously every weekend. They have super soft springs in the rear and just a bit of tongue weight completely squats them out. Even a 4 bike rack with some MTB's will spark on the bumps going down the highway. SUV's are still better at hauling people. Ground clearance is useful for more than just off-roading. It could mean the difference between your Asian wife getting stuck in the snow or not.
>>28966031Yeah I stopped watching after I saw him blow his lid over not switching to LED traffic lights.
>>28966271>Dodge Charger>5 Seats>Jeep Grand Cherokee>5 SeatsWhat did he mean by this?
>>28966031He actually has some really good content. His commentary on how refrigerators and microwaves are shit now was pretty fascinating to watch. I mean he's got to be on to something because people are willing to watch some queer ramble about lightbulb filaments for 40 minutes.If you're a how stuff works guy he is a great channel.Also think he's right that the sienna is the greatest vehicle on the market rn tbqhwy.
Dude has become insufferable.That's what being terminally online surrounded by redditors and trannies will do to you I guess.
>>28966580They can do all those things.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs6fyHDPwzghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS9a0X1C3Akminivans are some of the most abused, least maintained, yet longest lasting vehicles ever made.You still see 3 decade old minivans cruising around despite the single mom of 3 having not done an oil change in 5 years.
>>28966826>hauls an airstream once>thinks he NEEDS a minivan
>>28966826>8000 lb trailer>200k new>shitbox unibody minivanyeah
>>28966719retard
>>28966775It's the curse of influencing, you either suffer feeling like a fraud or you start believing your own lies. Both result in being insufferable. Social media is retardation
>>289659544x4 minivan on the same chassis as pajeroNo you can't have it gaijin
>>28966826>You still see 3 decade old minivans cruising around despite the single mom of 3 having not done an oil change in 5 years.I fucking don't. I haven't seen a first, second or third gen Caravan in a decade. They all rusted away or ate their 3rd tranny a long time ago. The same goes for the Odyssey and the Sienna. Meanwhile you see a million GMT800 Tahoe's still on the roads and those are driven by the dregs of society. You can't say shit about longevity when you have obese body riding on a econobox unibody. That'll only get worse if you actually use it to tow or go off road.
the Espace F1 is cool :]
>>28967472Nigger what? 90s-00s dodge grand caravans and OBS chevy's are the only vehicles that populate these parts that are 3 decades old.Where do you live?I live in Canada. Mostly Alberta, but sometimes Manitoba.I still see aboriginals rocking mistmatched dodge caravans like it's 2002.The only vehicles I see more than them for that age or older are like, gmc yukons or other OBS chevys
>>28967476I live in a big city in Alberta which has a lot to do with it. People make more money and they use a fuck load more salt on the roads. Yeah in rural areas and small towns you see a lot more older vehicles but they're still rare there. Even on da rez they mostly all drive newer Caravans or Tahoes. I would imagine they're not as bougie in methtoba.
>>28967477No way I'm talking to another 'berta anon at 2am lmao.Do they actually use salt in the cities? I know most of the privately owned lots hire companies that use salt and sand mixes, but does Calgary actually use salt?I would say out of all the vehicles, the most older cars I see are OBS era suv's/trucks, dodge grand caravans, PT cruisers for some reason, and other random junk.
>>28966625>t could mean the difference between your Asian wife getting stuck in the snow or not.I don't racemix so it's not my problem
>>28965954dude I could get anywhere in my shitass old 2005 grand caravan before it croaked due to terminal dodgeness and my driveway at my old place was a sheet of solid fucking ice three months out of the year
