Pulling up to jury duty 25 minutes late in my Grand Marquis
4R75 will do you like that
>>28967080The silent generation is so based
pulling up 6 hours late to the drive thru because my window regulator went out and i had to get rivets out of the glass
>>28967098this post hurts me on a personal level
>>28967098what's it like being a dedicated fat fuck?
>>28967080>panthertards actually think people are impressed by their clapped out grandma mobiles
>>28967103Yes
>Get summoned for jury duty>Courthouse is smack dab in the middle of downtown>Construction on every corner>Fight through a bullshit maze of one way streets>Screw it. I'll just pay for parking at one of these lots down the street>Walk all the way to courthouse and arrive a few minutes late>Go up and greet guy at the front>He looks at his little list of names>You're all set. You can go.>MfwIt's my civic duty or something.
>>28967133I've still yet to be summoned for jury duty. I figured posting on here was why I haven't yet.
>>28967134I've also been summoned, sat in the jury pool for 7 hours, then was told to go home. It isn't that fun.
>>28967137Not doubting that, but several friends my age have been. Feels good so far to not have been summoned.
>>28967133getting up early and having to park a block or two away makes me want to punch a wall
>>28967134>Got summoned in 2017>Was a NEET>sat in a giant room for 3 hours>lunch break>get overpriced lunch in the basement>have to go back through security>go to the big courthouse>cool, I think I might see something>nope>takes two hours to go home because the bus fucking sucks
>>28967150>takes two hours to go home because the bus fucking sucksTypical experience for people on this board
>>28967098pulling up to the taco bell 2 days late because some retard rolled one of the rear windows down too far so the mechanism jammed so I have to completely disassemble the door in order to remove the motor and pull it back up (mine is a 1990)
>>28967102Your words can't hurt me (I have diabetic neuropathy)
>>28967080I had one of these when I was younger. God, I loved it. But it caught on fire when it wasn't even running and burnt to the ground due to an unfixed recall I didn't know about. Still sad over that, loved that car to death.
>always pulling up on time for jury duty because i am the jury and also the judge and the executioner because i am the law
I just got summoned a couple weeks ago and pulled up early in my 04 LeSabre like a responsible citizen. I did get selected for a jury but the Judge delayed the case because he had Memorial Day plans on his boat, which he told us.
>>28967134I've gotten summons 4 times but these other anons must live in the 20th century because the jury intake process is all online in my experience.
>>28967230>the Judge delayed the case because he had Memorial Day plans on his boat, which he told us.What a power move
>>28967080>pull up at the court house>park in a gap between the cities metered parks and a bus stop>it's legal>it's free>the bailiff Manning the X-ray machine tells me how cool my bike is
>>28967328Everyone I know who rides has had multiple friends die on bikes. Hell, I don’t even ride and half the people I know who did are dead. So fucking cool.
>>28967334yeah. they're pretty fucking cool.
>>28967335Why don’t you just stay in your fucking containment thread, you future pancake.
>>28967334Riding is the best filter, it keeps our subculture sacred. I've been riding since I was a kid, I'm in my late 30s and still ride everyday and not dead. Those who don't respect the ride, will learn the hard way, and this keeps riding honest. Dying sucks but this is the way
>>28967337U mad?
>>28967337best thing is watching state police in the south pit motorbikes. fuck it's funny.
>>28967334What were they doing when they crashed? How fast?
>>28967133I usually just bust out the n word and claim to be massively racist so they dismiss me, unless the defendant is black
>>28967080>>28967080You're probably the one on trial if you're driving a panther lol. The original owners of these have dies and now they're driven solely by crackheads.
>>28967385are you from an alternate universe? cars that used to be associated with old people are popular amongst young people because they're reliable and cheap both in initial cost and cost of ownership. panthers in particular are the best example, but another is the buick lesabre
>>28967335>AI-generated>>28967343>slows down to 15 MPH to take a curve
>>28967282I just had jury duty last spring. It was all in paper and you have to take a day off and drive downtown for the intake process. Took hours just to finally be given the questionnaire in a room with probably 150 people. I was one of maybe 10 white people, it was hot inside. And our courthouse bans phones so I just sat in a plastic chair for hours.Then you pay for parking and go home or back to work for a couple hours if you can.Online would make so much more sense.
>take intake off to fix massive oil and vaccuum leak>finally get it all back together>No power brakes Fuck this gay earth
>>28967816I live in the real world. I don't know what realm you live in. Young people have zero interest in driving grandpa mobiles, they would rather take the bus. They all want shit like Civics and BMW's.
>>28968028you're describing browns which i guess statistically is a lot of young people these days
>>28967819and?
>>28967080>Just got a Jury Duty summons in the mail, today.You jinxed me, OP.
>>28968590if you're lucky you'll just sit there for some hours and get sent homeotherwise if you get brought in for selection you have to make them think you're either mentally chill or retarded or an extremist. or find an opportunity to casually reference nullification
>>28968621The trick is, when the questionnaire asks what TV shows you like, write “crime dramas” and “Japanese animation.” Works every time.
>>28967080funny thing about jury duty, is the democrats tried to condition juries to convict anyone that's mean to niggers
>>28968621>if you're lucky you'll just sit there for some hours and get sent homeThat was last year. It's still just a waste of time. They want to do it right in the middle of my only beach vacation this year. I have found out that they don't like scientists. Having people that only look at evidence and the lawyers have less sway with oratory is determined detrimental to both sides.
>>28968629Funny thing about jury duty is you probably won't even get to make a ruling. 95% of cases end in a plea bargain because the prosecutors throw bogus charges at defendants to get them to plea bargain and accept the charges they think will actually stick.For example last time I had jury duty the guy was charged with assault with strangulation which had a 2 year sentence that he'd already served and wrongful imprisonment which had a potential 6 year sentence. The guy had slapped his girlfriend and grabbed her around the throat in the course of telling her to drive him to a friend's house after he found out she was cheating on him. They stopped at a gas station and he got out of the car and told her to wait for him on two separate occasions and she did without making an attempt to drive off. The prosecutor still claimed that he wrongfully imprisoned her somehow by keeping her from leaving. The jury was unanimous that the charge was bullshit; but the threat of it still got the guy to accept a plea bargain and plead guilty to the assault charge which is what the prosecutor wanted. Waste of the entire jury's time just so the justice system could pretend it still has jury trials.
