I understand buying a luxury sedan for comfort, or an SUV for family trips, or even a big truck to compensate for your small and circumcised penis, but whenever someone blows by me on the highway in a Corvette or an M2, only to end up one car length ahead of me at the next section of traffic jam, it conforms my suspicion that luxury sports cars are one of, if not the ultimate retard traps in life.
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“Look at that guy having physical IRL fun. What a retard. I am smart for driving an automatic cuckover and driving slowly (totally not scared). I feel super smart and validated when someone speeds and we end up at the light together.”Here’s a little secret, most people that speed, don’t do it to save time.
>>28967557>circumcised peniswhat's wrong with having a circumcised peen?
>>28967566>Here’s a little secret, most people that speed, don’t do it to save time.Then why do they do it? Putting yourself and others at risk, not to mention risking a ticket, for no upside? Seems like nigger chimp behavior to me desu senpai.
>>28967557they are however i would buy a 458 speciale in a heartbeat or an f12 anything beyond this to my eyes seems excessive
>>28967570Cheap thrills. Did you think car guys care about interior materials and infotainment?I don’t think they’re putting others in danger more than anyone else. If anything the most dangerous are left lane hogs. Speed should be filtered by lane (by law) they disrupt that causing weaving and clusters of cars trying to pass. But, the only rule their dumbasses know is the speed limit.
>>28967569>what's wrong with having a circumcised peen?Just more purchased Jeet/Chang/Pidor demoralization and division. Ignore it.
>>28967569Mark of a Jewish slave.Jews literally stole part of your dick LMAO
>>28967557>whenever someone blows by me on the highway in a CorvetteWhen has that ever happened?The only ones who hoon are BMW, sport bike, and shitbox drivers. You may see a Porsche get up to moderate speeds but never what a Jetta will do flat-out.
>>28967570haha car go brrrr
>I have a lot of anecdotes that solidify my confirmation bias and narcissistic self-image which has been forged from the resent of being totally average in every wayRiveting stuff original poster
>>28967569It means your penis was mutilated in an ancient Semitic tradition, and that you are forever branded as a slave to some sort of Semitic mythology, including but not limited to worshipping a dead Jew nailed to a plank of wood or a pedophile warlord.
>>28967573Gang stalkers kept speeding up whenever I’d try to pass with my cruise control on so I’d just sit there sorry not sorry maybe arrest gang stalkers?
>>28967570>Putting yourself and others at risk, not to mention risking a ticket, for no upside?have you ever actually driven a car before?
>>28967569you are officially and ritualistically a jewish slave if you're circumcised
>>28967557uh.. they're fun>>28967569It takes an unfathomable amount of brainwashing to convince a person that mutilated genitals can somehow be seen as anything other than barbaric. The permanent scarring chafing and calloused head, the loss of sensitivity... It is absolutely repulsive and I'm sorry they did it to you.
