Something happened to me the other day, something that should have never happened to any human being, ever. I have since been trying to process the incident; I have struggled to find a way to put it into words. I feel molested, assaulted and have been disgusted ever since. I have lost sleep and years from my life. I don’t know how to explain this so I’ll just lay it out there, raw and unfiltered.About a week ago while sitting at a stop light a new Charger ScatPack EV revved its… I’m sorry this is very difficult for me to type.. A new Charger ScatPack EV.. it revved its… speakers at me. Yeah you read that right, it revved its damn speakers at me. The driver looked extremely impressed with himself and tore off from the light and I just sat there. I probably sat there for three or four light cycles; who knows maybe more? I lost track of time and space and fought to identify what parallel dimension I had just vortexed into. Where was I? How did I get here? Why are we not venting our crank cases into the atmosphere anymore? Is this real life? Is this it? Is this the end?
I'd do that too. It's a great bit
I cum when I fart
>>28968611Would it be better or worse if it was your own cum
>>28968611i-c-u-p like a waterfall haha!
