I gotta borrow your car, man.
>>28970766How can you borrow something I don't have?
Sure thing, hop in the back.By the way, have you ever thought about what human flesh tastes like? Asking for a friend, I'd never throw you into a harvester, that'd be weird haha
>>28970766can you drive a 3-on-the-tree manual?
>Father in law borrowed 2013 Corolla >Gets pulled over not once, but twice >All the sudden wiper fluid line is busted Fuck off. No one drives my shit unless my dick had been inside her
>>28970775>letting a woman drive your car ever
no.
>>28970766>I gotta borrow your car, man.SOL only thing i got for you is a stiff dick lol all my cars are legendary (manual only, metal engine, bones on all 4 corners)
>>28970766The best scumbag Steve is: “asks to borrow car”
here you go bro now dont go too fast heheh
>>28970766Sure, let me reach out to my insurance representative to add you on to my policy as a driver. If anything on your driving record comes up and affects my premium, I won't add you and you can't drive my car. I'll give you my venmo so that you can pay me the difference on my bill.
>>28970766The last time I let a faggot borrow my car, he got a DUI and it was impounded for 45 days... Though, on the bright side, I did end up springing for buying a better car with my shitty one being locked up lol
If you want to borrow my '09 civic that squirts and squeals while you drive it, be my guest. But if you want to borrow my '61 Valiant, you can pry it from my cold dead hands.
>>28970769>village rapist mobile
