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Anonymous
 No.28970829
 No.28970829
>bored with two hours left at the office
>start pretending I'm /o/ut on a drive taking corners and lighting up the straights
>HR girl passes by and gives me a weird look
>>
Anonymous
 No.28970998
 No.28970998
"I had a spider / bee in my shirt while driving, It was a terrifying experience"

If she fires you, go to a lawyer and enjoy the payday.
>>
Anonymous
 No.28971095
 No.28971095
>>28970829
She gave you a weird look because you were making weird faces and going "bwaaaa-screee-bwaaa-brapbrap-bwaaaaaaa-brapbrap-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and now she's Googling if down syndrome is contagious
>>
Anonymous
 No.28971477
 No.28971477
>>28970829
Your fault.
Invite her and make her ride pillion.
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