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Uhh.. SUVbros, how do we respond?
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if it’s not an Escalade or a navigator your SUV is actually a soccermom cuckover
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As a gen X I'm glad to see nature healing. Driving an SUV is a sign you've given up on life.
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>>28972854
>As a gen X I'm glad to see nature healing
Same.
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>>28972835
Those are also gay af, unc.
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>>28972770
They're right.
Drove an SUV for 10 years. Never again.
Loving my new hot hatch. Driving stopped feeling like a chore and is actually FUN again.
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>>28972770
I was born in 1991 and always thought that. I have an old Jaguar XJ and daily a Jetta GLI and am thinking of buying a 528i with an N/A I6 as my next daily once the Jetta hits 200k. Glad sedans will come back.

The only SUVs I like are short wheel base longitudinal rear wheel drive and simple. The only vehicles that fit that bill really are base model X3s and Explorers.

Considering importing one of these.
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>>28972874
Post pic, unc.
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>>28972876
What a beautiful death trap
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fr fr unc, they're just not cool like my 2026 Kia K4 GT-Line with
Roomy interior w/ class-leading 2nd-row legroom*
and
Available Digital Cockpit w/ Dual Panoramic Displays*
and also
Up to 29 available driver assistance features on select trims*
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>>28972854
>>28972872
"teenagers" being gen gen alpha who'll all grow up idolizing EVs.
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>>28972879
>death trap

These were arguably the safest small cars of the era, full stop. They had a uniquely autistic unibody over subframes design with their own weird version of crumple zones. Rover along with Volvo, Mercedes, and Citroen were really the only firms taking this stuff seriously at the time. They were benched at 40mph walk away collisions.

https://youtu.be/FYxQppcCwEA
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>>28972905
Sure but that was when a minor fender bender usually meant a small nuclear detonation
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>>28972909
Neck yourself
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>>28972770
Show them my sick ass mustang, theyll get it then.
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>>28972874

Only vehicles with good ground clearance make sense in my country. So everything is at least a decent SUV or a truck. Visited europe and got a Cupra Leon as a rental and it was such a nice experience until a stone hit the windshield and we got it replaced by some VW small SUV that not even my passengers liked. Everyone preferred the car.
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>>28972770
>teens say
I dont listen to pedos
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>>28972913
>couplea fucking dogs
>and a golden retriever
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>>28972770
>teenagers
Of course teenagers don't think SUVs are cool. But reality sucks. You don't always get to be "cool". They watch short form content where the influencers all have challengers and gtrs and huracans so that's what they think is "cool". But when they're making 40k a year and they need a car they're going to get a used envista like everyone else
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>>28972770
Good. I'm a bit miffed that it took this long for this stupid trend to die, and that I will no longer be able to give a nod of approval to other based sedan/coupe drivers, but at least maybe in the near future I will be able to see what's in front of me on the fkin road.
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>>28972854
gen xers drove grandma buicks and minivans
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>>28972854
people said the same thing about minivans, and wagons, and sedans in their own times. welcome to fashion and trends, you are not above them.
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Boomers will rot in hell for all eternity for the SUV obsession. I hate them so much.
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>>28972879
Just drive safe, chud.
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>>28972990
>Belgium
Not a real country.
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>>28972990
>when pedestrian safety makes cars uglier
boo hiss fuck pedestrians
>when suvs are deadlier for pedestrians
well the health and safety of pedestrians is a very important issue so clearly something must be done to protect them
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>>28972913
>living in jeetland
Nothing you share is impressive, cucknadian
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>>28973020
this, if you give a shit about predestrian safety and cyclist why the fuck are you even on /o/? you belong on /n/.
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>>28973068
Wtf I love being a retarded selfish soccer mom now!!!!
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>>28973070
then /r/fuckcars is right up your alley.
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>>28973020
>>28973033
>>28973068
Mentally ill posters.
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>>28972770
It doesn't matter. They won't be able to afford that many cars for the next decade to 15 years unless on 30%+ interests in the meantime they'll buy and drive used SUVs.
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>>28973020
>>28973068
the idea that having an interest in cars means you need to simp for car companies making everything into a majorly retarded, overpriced and inefficient bulldozer because faggots think it's cool to drive to their sales job in a financed blue collar LARPmobile you're just thoroughly cucked, and that's even before you think about pedestrian safety with these shitheaps having blind spots big enough to mow down a whole class of preschoolers before the xanax user at the wheel even sees any of 'em
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SUVs make everything gay, boring and unsafe. Nobody has ever sat in an SUV and thought "damn this will be a fun drive". No, they'll be too worried not to drive over some kids because the line of sight is retardedly obstructed underneath.
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>>28973094


What’s an L.-A.-R.-P.-mobile??


Do you mean larpmobile??
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>>28973094
You're mistaken. I'm not saying you have to love suvs. Just make your reason for hating them logical. Don't try to say it's because of pedestrian safety when we both know you don't give a fuck about pedestrian safety
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>>28973139
On top of being unsafe as fuck (most SUV owners are selfish whores who only value their own lives), they're also extremely unfun and floaty to drive. They're not even more practical than wagons and sometimes not even sedans. They're just a hoax sold to dumb soccer moms who think they bought into a safer and larger car when all they got is a clumsy rolling death machine.
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>>28972770
I always find it goofy looking when I see some high schooler that you can tell is a student athlete driving a Rav4 or something. Go be a real teenager and buy an automatic V6 mustang or something.
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>>28973144
They didn't buy that shit though. Teens these days can't afford cars. They get what their soccer mom already owns.
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>>28972770
We don't. We continue buying them and passing them down onto our children because they can't afford new and we know what's better for us (and for them if we decide to buy a car for them, safety is #1 priority).
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>>28973141
If they're unfun then don't drive one. You don't get to tell someone else what to drive because you think it's "floaty"
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>>28973161
I get to tell selfish IQ-starved soccer moms they got duped into buying a rolling floaty death trap. And I'll enjoy doing it.
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>>28973033
>jeetland
>clean garage
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>>28973163
You're not telling them that though. You've literally never said this to an SUV owner before and you never will. You know that's unbelievably autistic and you don't have the balls to
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>>28973094
Yeah that'd be a terrible problem if 17 preschool children teleported into your blind spot instantaneously.
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>>28972770
>>28972854
Dont care. Love me sum CRV.
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>>28973205
>Love me sum CRV
which is funny, because that's a great example of a car that used to be great and is now a gay blindspot bulldozer



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