Excuse me. You're parked in front of our house. Are you from this neighborhood? You'll have to move.
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>>28974747don't blame them at all desu, fuck off.
>>28974747I did this. I was doing grubhub food delivery and just decided to take a little break while waiting for another delivery on the road side in a middle class neighborhood. immediately guys starting looking my way and asking each other if they knew me or why my rusty shitbox was parked there. Before anyone could call the police, I just moved.
>>28974747Whats the video for this?
Why are you parking infront of peoples houses retarddo you realize you're putting yourself in a position where you could be mistaken for spot and steal?Do you sit in your shotgun shack and appload and clap when a stranger stops outside your place? Nobody fucking likes weirdos prowling around.I had a guy who would park in my driveway while im at work and just sit there in what turned out to be a stolen car.Go away retard.
>>28974747Keep your thieving to your own neighborhood, Jamal
>>28974747SUCK ON THIS A WHILE
>>28974747They probably have nigger fatigue, are you a nigger OP?
>>28974747>*slowly close window while staring at him*
>>28974747why do you sit in your car parked in front of peoples houses?
>>28974747"Sir this is a police investigation, please go back inside your house."Let those boomers think their neighbors are dealing. That'll give them something fun to worry about.
>>28974747Voice sounds black.So 100% justified.
>>28974747I'm just here to make fun of poor people who wear USPA shirts.
>>28974759>"appload">calling others retardsAmazin'.
I did this the other day because I got a text and didn't wanna text and drive so I pulled over in front of someone's house and texted for a bit. Some lady stared at me as she pulled into her driveway then some guy walking his dog hung around near my car. I live in a very safe, good neighborhood, I dont know why people act so suspicious.
>>28974856Boomers are cranked up on testosterone shots. I've had so many near death experiences with them I honestly don't bother anymore than I do with actual thugs.
Maybe if so many negroids weren't always up to no good... people wouldn't be paranoid about you? These boomers wouldn't give a fuck if a korean guy was in the car. Just a thought.
>>28974747My grandmother is one of these types. She gets angry when people park in front of the house in "her" spot, even though she has a 3 car garage and an empty driveway. I've only had this happen to me a few times. I have a newer car and it doesn't at all now. One time some dumb fat cunt came out and started telling me to leave in broken Spanish (I'm brown but can't speak Spanish) so I just told her "no habla" then put obnoxious Mexican accordion music on.
>>28974755https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1ql2fxm/karan_wants_a_move_a_broken_down_car/>lady asks guy to move his car>it's broken down, he has his hazards on>lady isn't buying it, thinks he's just parked there and that he's not allowed>lady gets her boyfriend, alan>alan comes along, guy shows him it's broken down by pressing the engine start button>alan understands the car is indeed broken down>asked if there's a tow truck on the way, yes>lady refuses to accept reality, gets defensive as alan and the guy both try to tell her that the car really is broken down, what else did she expect him to dothere was also a follow up, he dumped her, she was very controlling.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN2reho2vdH/
Public roads means public parking. Petty tyrant.
>>28974891>One time some dumb fat cunt came out and started telling me to leave in broken Spanish (I'm brown but can't speak Spanish) so I just told her "no habla" then put obnoxious Mexican accordion music on.LMAO I want to believe
>>28974919fake and gay, guy stages videos like this once a week for content.
>>28974891>put obnoxious Mexican accordion music on.start blasting stalker bandit radio for even more confusionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA
>>28974753Good. Fuck off
>>28974965well that's a shame. guessing he just puts himself in these situations on purpose in the hopes of recording interesting characters like these two?
>>28974747Random people park in front of my house sometimes, but I have a corner lot, a driveway and a two car garage with only 4 cars. I don't give a fuck. City rules here are just that you can only park for 5 days. If they're less than that, no harm no foul. It's actually usually when one of the neighbors have a garage sale. Occasionally, I'll have the neighbors ask to move some of their vehicles next to me when they have holiday family over, and I'm more than happy to oblige.Now, those motherfuckers who drive 50 in the street on the backside of my house and wrecked my caddy last year then fled the scene of the accident deserve nothing less than a bullet to the back of their skulls.>>28974919Loved these vids.
>>28974747Kek that British ass motherfucker was based
>>28974747Being american must suck lel
>>28974850>I mistook this shitty market stall knockoff for PRL maybe others will too?Fun fact: USPA only gets away with selling their knockoff goods because somehow their trademark is older than PRL and Ralph's lawyers can't do shit about it.
Glad I live in a castle doctrine state I would ice these nosy bozos
>>28974747I always feel bad for parking in front of someone's house when going into an incall at an air b&b
>>28974830>*gets shot*
>>28975222Are you an escort?
>>28974747fuck them boomer karens>be me>park my car in front of my house>drive my other car for a few days>police show up>"you have to move your car">uhhhh why, its in front of my house>"city bylaw, cars cant be parked on the street unmoved for more than 24h">they marked the tires>i notice the boomer across the street is standing around watching me>the cops go talk to him, they shake hands, cops leave>boomer stares me down until i move the car>i get in the car>he gets ready to move his giant ass RV from behind his house>is that all it was>he wanted the car moved so his boomer ass could move his RV easier>he couldnt just come ask me to move the car for him, he called the cops>fuck this boomer fuck>pull forward, do a 3 point turn, and park back in the same spot>he calls the cops>they come back>the car was technically moved, the tire marks dont line up>have to wait 24 more hours for it to be illegal>boomer stares me down, then takes his RV out just finefucking boomers
>>28974762why are americans like this?
>>28974919>>28974965How does anyone fall for this? We don't get any good videos anymore.
>>28974747Those hypothetical boomers are more polite than I would be thats for sure
>>28975384Found the third world poo that would rather loiter in their car in front of peoples houses instead of going home to his filthy basement jeet mill
>>28975182wouldnt need that wristlet knob if youd go back to beating off with your hands.
>coming inside your car and assaulting youI like to have an option before going straight for CCW, it will stop the threat for 999/1000 people.
>>28975404i just keep empty beer bottles under the seat to throw
>>28974747I understand if there is something event happening and there is an influx of non residents to the neighborhood but if there isnt then what are you doing there? For non house havers this would be like someone who doesn't live in your apartment complex coming over and hanging out outside your front door. Legal but why are you here? Go away.
>>28974747excuse me sir but i just made poopy in my pants and it was good
>>28975387It's an appropriate response toward someone that's insane. I wish it was more common and accepted but legions of faggots would otherwise descend upon me to "hold me accountable" for making a reasonable decision in removing people who shouldn't exist.
>>28974747I watched my dumbass neighbor do this once. Jdm wigger lived on the street, had someone come by to buy a car. Neighbor comes out all pissy saying go away jiggaboo. Craigslist dude is like im here to buy a car from a dude im waiting on him. Neighbor goes inside and comes out with a gun saying racist shit go away.Back seat dude drops window and unloads on my neighbor. Watch my neighbor die. Lmfao.Fucking faggot.
>>28975647>Neighbor goes inside and comes out with a gun saying racist shit go away.>Back seat dude drops window and unloads on my neighbor. Watch my neighbor die. Lmfao.I hope this story is true so much. Dipshits think having a gun means they can do whatever.
>>28975400It was parked in front of his house. You ESL retard
>>28974920Yeah, except you degenerates who don’t have anywhere to abandon your rusty shitheap will “park” your car outside my house for 2 months as it crumbles to dust and the city refuses to do a goddamn thing about it. I just started leaving all of my old shitboxes on the street too, since we’re effectively allowed to claim spots with abandoned cars around here, apparently.
>>28974747Would the woman on the left
A guy with a old truck lost a fucking wheel on a 2 lane out by me, I happened to have the same truck so I got a spare and some lug studs, the people who lived there were actively threatening both of us and eventually fucked off back to their porch but not before grabbing a rifle (22?) and walking around the yard with it.
>>28975477>someone acted annoying>therefore they should be killed on the spotyep, you're american alright
>>28975836isolation, age caused illness, and anger leads to derangement, many such cases.
>>28974747I'm not opening the window so he can breath his cancer breath on me.
>>28974919Ah. This is clearly a skit.
>>28975387I can look at a person and determine in a microseconds if their existence has no value
>>28975659Only degenerate here is you, little authoritarian nigga.
>>28974747Boomoids are such retarded cunts. This fuck tried to drown and strangle a zoomer on crutches because his friends were using the lake while from a different subdivision. Cops actually decided to charge him with attempted murder kek.https://youtu.be/r0YDkNbPlBA
>>28975953>not allowing rampant anarchy is authoritarianism
>>28974747>not blocking driveway>within public parking hours>no lines saying I can't park temporarilyif it's such an issue why don't they vote to make it illegal
>>28976185IS THAT A CAR PARKED ON A PUBLIC STREET???? AAAAH HELP ME HITLERSTALIN!!!!!
>>28974747get your hands off my car boomer. you dont own the street.
>>28974747the older i get the more i realize that old white guys are alway right about everything.they know better than you so just do what you're told
>>28974747Pepper spray!
>>28974753saar you need to abide
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>>28975853Sounds based.
>>28974747>Drive a city vehicle in the early mornings as part of my job>City decals, government plates, auxiliary light bars >Still get boomers running outside their homes at 4 in the morning to hit me in the eyes with their 6 million lumen flash light cause there's no possible reason anyone would be outside in their street at these hours unless they were CRIMINALS!!I'm gonna lose my composure and kill one of these boomers with one punch someday.
>>28975853>>28975387most "americans" now are meximutts lolthey have savage amerindian and african genes in their blood, its where their short temper comes from
>>28976185PUBLIC ROADSPUBLIC PARKING it's not that difficult to understand.>Erm actually I'm entitled to telling you what to do, where to park, how to park, and I'm gonna call a innocent person parking a anarchist to justify my bullshitYeah faggot, I stand on what I said ten toes onnit
>>28975404>dude reaches into my car to steal the keys/stab me/stab someone inside/general nigger behaviour>i grab bear mace and spray the guys face>use the bear mace right next to my face, i also get sprayed in the face>now the car has bear-mace residue in it and you suffer everytime you have to drive your car until you spend money having it painstakingly steam-cleanedJust use a metal bar or knife for car-combat anon, lifes simpler, also chimps are more afraid of a knife than a can of bear-mace, their smooth brains can better envision what a knife will do to them, than pepper spray.
>>28975647>Neighbor goes inside and comes out with a gun saying racist shit go away.>Back seat dude drops window and unloads on my neighbor.>2 black males go to 'buy' a car off craigslist>the man trying to sell it isn't there, nor aware of them they wait>the second nigger has a gun and is willing to use itwhile the story is funny, are you SURE they were actually there with honest intentions, or were they just gonna carjack the guy selling the car? Maybe the epic gamer boomer was correct to be suspicious.
>>28975659can't you just call for a tow truck to remove it? pay a hundred bucks or whatever? some states i hear its free for you, because they will collect the fee from the car owner, or scrap the car for money.>>28976731kek reminds me of being a teenager with a mate;>be ausfag>friend has a riced up nissan convertible, jap import, front wheel drive, everything stock except for the chrome rims and sound system>we're both white, but its a hoodrat car if we were in muttmerica>supposed to meet a friend in X location on the other side of the city>neither of us have been there before, paper-street directory era>we get to a street that looks like it, 10pm saturday night, we park near the T-junction exit of the residential street>party at one house, heaps of middle-class, nice cars around it, we thought that was the place, but we weren't there to party, just to meet a friend and go somewhere else>we wander through the cars admiring a few of them, start wandering back to our car>start wondering if we went to the wrong street as we didn't see our mutual friends car at the party>a couple of dudes came out to smoke, saw us walking down the street>they must have said something to the home owner>because some mid-30s bald dude comes up to our car>opens the unlocked door while we were just chilling and chatting, grills us as to why we're here>be friendly, just say we're meeting a friend>"well, if you know whats good for you, you'll get out of MY street in the next 5 minutes">slams my friends car door soo hard i thought the glass was gonna shatter (the door doesn't have the frame to hold the glass at the top, its built into the modular roof of the convertible, he nearly did shatter the window)we got out of there before drama really started, but it soured the night getting accused of being criminals for no reason, we're fucking white!
>>28977098No, I talked to city parking enforcement and it’s illegal for me to tow it, it’s public property anon, it’s up to the city to enforce the 24hr parking limit, not me. Their apathy is why scumbags treat the neighborhood like their own personal boneyard.
>>28977159have you tried talking to a towing company? they might have a workaround that the city wont admit to/doesn't know about.
