ITT cars that evoke lewd thoughts
I have never kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl in my life and I'm 24.
>>28977082Same, but I'm 25½.
>>28977082I was in the same boat until age 31.Shit changes fast anon.Went from sad Ryan gosling to happy sex time Ryan gosling in basically 3 months.>>28977077Also a dude from my work has one of those BMWs
>>28977247>Went from sad Ryan gosling to happy sex time Ryan gosling in basically 3 months.I feel like even if I did have sex right now, it wouldn't fill the massive void in my life from missing out on key developmental experiences during my young high school and college years. It pains me when my friends or relatives my age talk about their crazy high school and college stories, and mine is managing to get an A- instead of a B+ in some class.How did you cope with that? My early 20s are coming to an end, and once they're gone, they're gone. I'm so scared.
>>28977252this car has the face of a rapist mid-rape
>>28977300You eventually realize none of that matters once you get past 25-26
>>28977300>massive void in my lifeWell, nothing will fill a void except you anon.It's not about experiencing things everyone else did earlier in life. If you treat sex and a GF like along lost item you are fucking up.That's not fair to yourself or a girl That's your shadow working behind the scenes to sabotage.
>>28977300You honestly deserve to be alone and without love forever if you think romantic escapades in higschool or college actually mean anything. If that’s truly your void, then you are a vapid loser. Truly pathetic.
>>28977082A GTI is what you’re looking for
>>28977300>My early 20s are coming to an end, and once they're gone, they're gone. I'm so scared.didn't stop me from being the same idiot i was when i was 18. i probably will be right up until i croak.
>>28977082Try 34 and stop complaining.
>>28977264kek why is that thing falling apart?not a single panel is aligned properly
Ass
>>28977300>massive void in my life from missing out on key developmental experiences during my young high school and college yearsyou're going to need to find a way to accept that you missed out on these experiences because dwelling on them will inhibit your will to make new experiences, which is what you need to focus on now. and if you keep fucking around you're gonna be in your late 30's going>my 30's are coming to and end I'm scareddon't repeat your mistakes. fucking live, man.>>28979724mfw
>>28977325Yea it does. Never having had approval from the opposite sex and never having had a normal social life has a huge effect on you.
There is nothing sexual about cars. I dont understand these weird italian and slav kids th at get sexually aroused by cars. What the fuck
>>28979724jesus christ how MEATY
>>28979814I saw one dude on another board who's genuinely attracted to cars in the "would do everything up to fucking the tailpipe except the car couldn't feel it" way. You look at that and you tell me there's a God.
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>>28977564it's called soul>>28979822did you know if you get a 1/8ths inch pcv barb fitting you can put about 4 or so feet of vacuum line on the back end of a tenga and hook the other end to the evap purge inlet on the intake manifold?i just thought that was funny hahah
>>28979814cars are made by people so they incorporate human ideas of beautyold Ferraris, back in the 50s-60s, were inspired by the bodies of beautiful, famous women.Cool cars often have recognizable, emotive "faces" that give what is otherwise a machine a human attitude.Cars are an extension of humanity, so it's natural to find them sexy. You are merely admiring another man's beautiful steel daughter, a child of human ingenuity. There is nothing unnatural about that.
>>28977300Yeah I don't know a single person under 50 who had a good experience with HS relationships. They're all either forgettably performative or somewhat tragic. Good relationships come after 25.
>>28979831i'll never unsee this ever again
>>28979724I love the way the gearbox just peeks out below the bodywork on some cars. Its like a car upskirt.
schwing
Not a car but this sign gets me every time.
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>>28979803Christ, stop acting like a pathetic bitch. It doesn't matter and you'll either realize it soon and get over it or you won't and you'll stay this eternal weak cunt blaming everything for your misfortunes.
>>28977082its alright bro, lost my virginity a month before my 25th birthday, now im 36 and married to a different girl. things tend to work out in the long run if you dont give up.
>>28977077embrace the majesty this is in yokahama lol
If I find kei cars sexy does that make me a lolicon?
cute asian girl eyes
Liking cock isn't gay because it's 2026 and girls have dicks now.
>>28979724Obscene.
>>28980471No, they're all shriveled up middle age japanese hags now, you're fine anon
>>28977077>>28977082>>28977200I have. You're looking forward to dissapointment.Sex is overrated. Stop getting scammed into believing it isn't and stop throwing your money and effort down the toilet for absolutely nothing in return.You still want good sex? Then kick every woman out of government, hr, politics and jobs and force them to do the right thing. Otherwise they'll never do it on their own(cuz they're too dumb to process right and wrong properly).No? Then stay slaves for a system that disrespects you at every step then.
>>28977082>>28980709>>28977200With all the money you could be spending on some woman who is going to not even look at you in the same romantic light and you are desperate for sex, just hire an escort and call it a day. I'm tired of you faggots complaining all the time you can't get pussy. Move on and work on something you are good at, in this case, cars. Trust me, once you are in a relationship and had sex, you begin wishing you were single again.>>28977077My Nissan Altima gets me hard just thinking about her. This is would be my perfect car.
>>28980623lolibaba is the technical term for an older woman who presents as much younger than she is
>>28980618shame they didn't have iphones back themimagine the volume of content /rekt/ threads would have
>>28979840>old Ferraris, back in the 50s-60s, were inspired by the bodies of beautiful, famous women.i feel like any car with big enough quarter panels and a sloped roof still looks like that. you look at the back of a koenigsegg and tell me that isn't some child-bearing hips and a taut tummy
>>28979802not him but i needed this postthank you anon. have a good evening
